Did I hear a sneeze from the coffin? Happy belated starwars day, y'all!

Betty comments on May 5, 2024:

You picked some real funny ones, Z. Thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on May 5, 2024:

My pleasure, glad you liked 'em. 😉

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet”…………..Bob Dylan

Polemicist comments on May 5, 2024:

It took him months to even deliver it, and now Bob Dylan is being accused of plagiarising sections of his Nobel Prize lecture. The American singer-songwriter used a video posted online to accept the prize for literature earlier this month, just in time to collect the 8 million Swedish krona ($1.2...

zeuser replies on May 5, 2024:

Good musicians borrow. Great musicians steal.

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

glennlab comments on May 4, 2024:

good start to a Saturday.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2024:

Thanks, man!

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

Redheadedgammy comments on May 4, 2024:

Great ones! I can relate to the one on the grocery store! I usually find 2 or more people stopping to chat with each other in the grocery store, blocking the aisle!! 😡

zeuser replies on May 5, 2024:

Irritating isn't it? I stand next to them and breathe loudly.

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

Betty comments on May 4, 2024:

Personally, I prefer Star Trek. :) Nice set, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on May 5, 2024:

Me too! You're welcome!

Each one of these Einsteins is magnificently dumber than the other ones.

alliwant comments on May 4, 2024:

Defendant Giuliani needs to go down just like Defendant Trump. Guests of the state until they leave in body bags.

zeuser replies on May 4, 2024:

You're not wrong.

Unclear on the concept, the peek-a-boo story.

Polemicist comments on May 4, 2024:

Hilarious collection zedjuicer. Sister in law was umpiring a blind cricket match and wanted blindfolds for some partially sighted players. I gave her two airline masks and insisted we get them back because the wife and I need both at night for romance in case one slips off. Dark daze.

zeuser replies on May 4, 2024:

Zedjuicer? I like it. Good plan regarding the masks. 😜

Unclear on the concept, the peek-a-boo story.

silverotter11 comments on May 3, 2024:

lol When life doesn't give you lemons LOL. Thanks Z!

zeuser replies on May 3, 2024:

You're welcome!

Unclear on the concept, the peek-a-boo story.

Betty comments on May 3, 2024:

When you're kinky, poverty is not an obstacle. ;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. You the man. :)

zeuser replies on May 3, 2024:

You're welcome!

Boomers'' moms.

Betty comments on May 3, 2024:

The tree got a thrill. ;) Thank you, Z. Funny set. :)

zeuser replies on May 3, 2024:

You're welcome!

Boomers'' moms.

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

I think mom's being a bad example. Is groot about to unload a ball of sap?

zeuser replies on May 2, 2024:

If she keeps that up, I can't be held responsible. 🤣

They do tend to be a little chewier, but the fiber content is off the hook.

ThinkingFree comments on May 2, 2024:

OMG, Z, these are hysterical !! Thanks !! 😂🤣😅😆😆😅🤣😂

zeuser replies on May 2, 2024:

You're welcome!

She freaks out

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2024:

It is if you add a second "L". I use that one allot.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2024:

@annewimsey500 So I should get the "L" out of here? Is that what you're saying? ;)

They do tend to be a little chewier, but the fiber content is off the hook.

Betty comments on May 1, 2024:

Aw...he's giving the puppy a wiener. How generous. 😂 Lots of giggles in this set, Z. Thank you so much. :)

zeuser replies on May 1, 2024:

My pleasure!

The orange shitbugle isn't the only one making money on his trial.

silverotter11 comments on May 1, 2024:

Brilliant business model!

zeuser replies on May 1, 2024:

@silverotter11 Nobody would mistake us for midtown Manhattan, that's for sure. LOL

They do tend to be a little chewier, but the fiber content is off the hook.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2024:

There is a special place for humor like that...here, it is here.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2024:

Thanks, buddy. ;)

The orange shitbugle isn't the only one making money on his trial.

silverotter11 comments on May 1, 2024:

Brilliant business model!

zeuser replies on May 1, 2024:

Probably wouldn't work that well here in Raleigh. Nobody cares about who we prosecute down here that much.

Sure, Alito, we believe your corrupt, lying pie-hole. How does Trump's dick taste?

Betty comments on Apr 30, 2024:

The dog picking up shit is golden. :) Thank you, Z. Stellar set. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

You're welcome. 😁

Like Cerberus, but you use corn for the sop.

backtobasics comments on Apr 30, 2024:

They should be really careful what they ask for

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

@Betty Only the area code. It's 666. After that, you're on your own.

The orange shitbugle isn't the only one making money on his trial.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

You've got to make hay while the sun is shining.

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

Strike while the iron is hot.

Like Cerberus, but you use corn for the sop.

backtobasics comments on Apr 30, 2024:

They should be really careful what they ask for

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

@Betty Can't hurt to ask.

Like Cerberus, but you use corn for the sop.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Funny how every time that suggestion gets brought up the Christians go even more batshit insane than they already were...

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

@Betty Good point. Will do.

Like Cerberus, but you use corn for the sop.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Funny how every time that suggestion gets brought up the Christians go even more batshit insane than they already were...

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

They always bring up that "we were founded on christian principles" horseshit, which really frosts my pumpkin.

Marvel turned down the option for the movie.

twitch comments on Apr 30, 2024:

The crotch of his outfit is unnecessarily low....just sayin'...

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

That's for the SVD, the Super Victim Depends.

Marvel turned down the option for the movie.

racocn8 comments on Apr 30, 2024:

And yet they're angling for a sequel...

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

Better do it quick before the "star" is behind bars.

This month's selection, "The Pinot Noir Grapes of Wrath".

Betty comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I'm a shower person but enjoy your bath. ;) Fun set, Z and put that remote away. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

Thanks. My nickname is Rock, Rock Formation. LOL

This stupid asshole! 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

DenoPenno comments on Apr 28, 2024:

To show you how the word "woke" has changed, I was once told by Republicans that this bastard was woke and I was not. A short time later the GOP decided to shift that term to the Dems and that is where it seems to have stayed.

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

Huh. I never heard the righties use it that way. But I believe you.

Grandpa Munster is back

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Al Lewis did make a run for congress from new york back in the 80's. Didn't make it past the primary, if I remember right.

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

He was a Green Party candidate, so he had absolutely nothing in common with Rafael Eduardo. He was a noted horse race track railbird, to which I can relate. Funny man. Rafael is funny too, but not in a good way. Al passed in 2006. Unfortunately, Rafael Eduardo is still with us.

Wait for the green lice.

KateOahu comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I’ve seen some of those Home Depot plants.

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2024:

Home Depot is dead to me since I heard how much they donate to the talking yam and his buddies..

Wait for the green lice.

michelle666gar comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Kermit knows what's up! 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2024:

It's just a hand dude, the rainbow connection. LOL

Wait for the green lice.

Betty comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Aw...the rabbit was hungry. 😂 Another fine set, Z. I do appreciate you and the chuckles you dispense. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2024:

Thanks, Betty. Thoughtful of the rabbit to ruin the plant *before * I buy it and put it in the yard.

Where do I swipe my card, dude?

KateOahu comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Such a considerate neighbor!

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2024:

Pretty naive, too. LOL

Where do I swipe my card, dude?

Betty comments on Apr 28, 2024:

You get recognition everyday. ;) Fun set, Z. Thanks for the giggles.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2024:

Awwww. Thanks, hon.

It's not sad it's true! 😂😂😂

silverotter11 comments on Apr 28, 2024:

It's not so much our era as the lack of eligible participants. lol

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2024:

A lot are eligible, few are worthy of selection.

Gotta remember to turn it back to normal.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 28, 2024:

What happened to the flea? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahaha

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2024:

I often wondered that m'self. LOL

"Society is always taken by surprise at any new example of common sense." Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marionville comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Can society even actually recognise common sense any more?

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2024:

You'd never think so based on current events.

Gotta remember to turn it back to normal.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2024:

There should be some repercussions for bad puns, but the pun ishment is too tough.

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2024:

First rule of puns: a there is no such thing as a bad pun. 😉

How are things going over at Trump Tower these days?

silverotter11 comments on Apr 27, 2024:

and yet I know people that will vote for tfg in November.

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2024:

Ignorant, arrogant traitors. He is their beacon.

How are things going over at Trump Tower these days?

racocn8 comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Trump has complete immunity. Not only from the Supreme Court, but where it really matters, the deep state. From informing on Italian mafia to this? What a grand puppet show and the whole society gets gaslit at one time. Pay no attention to the corruption that saturates every institution: the media, ...

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2024:

You're not wrong.

Free to carry should also mean free not to carry, no matter what it is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Florida also lost over 12 billion in GDP during the first year of their anti-immigration bill....

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2024:

Perfect example of hubris leading to overplaying your hand. With any luck, this is the political end for meatball Ron.

Free to carry should also mean free not to carry, no matter what it is.

PaddyO comments on Apr 26, 2024:

But he is a good xtian!

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2024:

Riiiiiight.

Aside from his promotion of top-notch journalism though his hands-off ownership of the Washington ...

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 26, 2024:

I admit, I use Amazon frequently. If I had better options...

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2024:

You can usually find the same kind of stuff on eBay, which is a more federated order-delivery model. You also can find deals on refurbished or used items. The costs are comparable, and you typically deal with individual vendors rather than monolith Bezos. Having said that, I use Amazon too.

Free to carry should also mean free not to carry, no matter what it is.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2024:

I bet lil ronnie didn't see that coming or the lawsuits to follow.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2024:

Couldn't happen to a nicer jackwad. I notice now that his hat is out of the ring, he stopped pulling this kind of shit. It was all for show, heartlessly using refugees as pawns. I hope he gets herpes.

Can you spot him?

Betty comments on Apr 26, 2024:

Run for your life, Pinocchio~. 😂 Good ones, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2024:

No lie! You're welcome! 😉

The Mitch vs. Granny meme never gets old. LOL

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 26, 2024:

Photo shopped, Irene Ryan was not an ugly old boot

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2024:

Of *course* it was photo shopped. Still, the resemblance is amusing, which was the point.

You would hope the two would go together, but not all the time.

pamagain comments on Apr 25, 2024:

And, having watched the disruption at USC yesterday....I'm reminded that it's MUCH easier to babble/shriek nonsense than to actually think about it!

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2024:

Thinking back on my college days protesting the Vietnam War, there were three types at the demonstrations. One group sincerely believed the war was a tragedy and wanted it to end. The second group just sort of showed up like it was a party, an excuse to be rowdy. The third group just wanted to burn something. I imagine a similar dynamic applies to the current protests. Times change, people stay the same.

Great idea for ball park concessions everywhere.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 25, 2024:

ON THE FLOOR!! hahahahaha Thanks Z! though the shirt should read "now you get in the fucking box" lol

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2024:

Yes, that would be an improvement. 🤣 Thanks SO.

Trump Dining Pal Complains Women No Longer Fear Men Popular Neo-Nazi Christian Nationalist Nick ...

michelle666gar comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Ewwwww!!!! He's creepy! No woman in her right mind wouldn't bother with this asshole!

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2024:

Sadly, there is no shortage of women who are decidedly not in their right mind. 😔

Courtroom artists rock. Also, some marketing opps for our boy wonder.

pamagain comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I so sincerely wish I could show those to the pustule......

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2024:

Maybe they'll show up in an evidence exhibit.

Great idea for ball park concessions everywhere.

Betty comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Fun set, Z. Thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2024:

You're welcome!

Happy Wednesday Eve!

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2024:

I wonder if that bin is free for dinner. Good job, MG! 😊

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2024:

@michelle666gar We'd have a lot in common. I'm a has-bin, m'self. 😏

Nothing like a deadline to clarify the mind. No skin off of my nose, though. Heh.

Betty comments on Apr 24, 2024:

Never let a kangaroo carry your beer. 😂 Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2024:

You got it! That beer, BTW, is noted for its hoppy flavor. LOL

Bonus Word Joke for Tuesday Little boy of about 7 is sitting on a park bench, smoking a ...

Marionville comments on Apr 23, 2024:

My husband was admonished by his mother when she smelt smoke on him when he came home from school…she looked up directly into his eyes and told him it would stunt his growth! They then both burst out laughing as she realised how ridiculous that remark was…he was 16 years old and already ...

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2024:

@Marionville @KateOahu They are optimistic I can squeeze a few more years out of this body. The treatments are fatiguing, but I do have a good local family and friend support system, and you guys. 😏 I've got 4 and a half more weeks of chemo and radiation, then immuno-therapy. We'll see how it goes.

Bonus Word Joke for Tuesday Little boy of about 7 is sitting on a park bench, smoking a ...

Marionville comments on Apr 23, 2024:

My husband was admonished by his mother when she smelt smoke on him when he came home from school…she looked up directly into his eyes and told him it would stunt his growth! They then both burst out laughing as she realised how ridiculous that remark was…he was 16 years old and already ...

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@Marionville I am sorry to hear that, Marje. We all suffer the consequences of our actions, and it is especially sad in the case of premature death.

Bonus Word Joke for Tuesday Little boy of about 7 is sitting on a park bench, smoking a ...

Marionville comments on Apr 23, 2024:

My husband was admonished by his mother when she smelt smoke on him when he came home from school…she looked up directly into his eyes and told him it would stunt his growth! They then both burst out laughing as she realised how ridiculous that remark was…he was 16 years old and already ...

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

He should have listened. I quit smoking 22 years ago. Things were fine until last November when they found the tumor in my lung. Getting Chemo and radiation now. Wish I quit sooner.

Finally getting some positive use out of one of those lame-ass pillows.

pamagain comments on Apr 23, 2024:

FREE? Somewhere, there must be huge warehouses stuffed with those useless things.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

He should donate them all to the J6 prisoners sitting in DC jails.

Probably didn't even cover his mouth.

pamagain comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Here WE are....''killing it." Sigh.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@pamagain I call all the women "hon" and all the guys "son", and nobody bats an eye. ;)

Finally, they need me!

pamagain comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Thanks for all you do to keep us chuckling, Zeuser!

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

I'm glad y'all seem to like 'em.

Finally, they need me!

Betty comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Some Scrabble player get real upset if they suspect cheating. Thank you, Z for another fine set of chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

Sure thing!

The lovely Canada Goose.

pamagain comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Just a cute lil' tweety bird expressing an opinion!

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

Yeah, the opinion is "I'm gonna fuck you up".

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@Betty If you liked these series, you oughta check out "Black Mirror" on Netflix, very similar but updated vibe.

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@Betty The aliens with the big heads who used their white blood to power up weapons. There was one with a sideshow with a headless woman who was still, somehow, alive. Scary stuff.

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@Betty Friday nights was pizza, TZ, then the Outer Limits. I rewatched TZ a couple of years ago, well worth the effort - they made 30 shows a season back then!

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@Betty Between "The Lonely" about a murderer on an asteroid who is sent a robot companion. "Time Enough at Last" with the wonderful Burgess Meredith, and avid reader who survives a nuclear blast, finds the library then breaks his glasses. "The Howling Man", set at a monastery wiyth a locked keep and a guy who howls, "It's a Good Life" with a ominpotent boy torturing his family, and of course, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" with Bill Shatner and a scary gremlin only he sees tearing up the wing of his plane. So many good ones, hard to pick just one.

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@Betty The Eye of the Beholder. Scared the crap out of me. I had nightmares about it. Of course I was 7 when I watched it.

Took a few days off!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Kids don't know what a good time was, and I have the scars to prove it.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar Now there, right there, is a Renaissance drinking problem. 🤣 I've got some old school aversions to Canadian club, Southern Comfort, and of course, Baccardi 151. It honestly puzzles me how I made it this far.

Took a few days off!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Kids don't know what a good time was, and I have the scars to prove it.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar I couldn't drink bourbon for over ten years. I still give it a wide berth.

Took a few days off!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Maybe I'm a twat, Miss Fuzzface, but you are a pussy! LOL Good job, MG! Mormon Bachelor, one of the more useless show idea pitches.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar That's the sad truth. But there are a lot of good ones too.

Probably didn't even cover his mouth.

pamagain comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Here WE are....''killing it." Sigh.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

You do the best you can with what you have to work with, kiddo. 💜

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2024:

@Betty Did you know that of the 156 episodes of TZ Rod Serling wrote 92 of them?

I found a new pass time...

pamagain comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Well...since it's a new hobby....watch duck sex. Check out that penis! Woo hoo.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

@pamagain Be careful you don't catch the avian flu!

Probably didn't even cover his mouth.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Fun set! LOL!

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

As I proceed through my marginal decade, I identify more and more with Statler and Waldorf. LOL Thanks, Sil.

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

The TZ had interesting stories and good acting. And usually a valid moral point. Compare and contrast.

Probably didn't even cover his mouth.

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2024:

To the fridge, to the fridge we go. ;) Thanks, Z. Another great set. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

You're welcome, Betty.

I found a new pass time...

pamagain comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Well...since it's a new hobby....watch duck sex. Check out that penis! Woo hoo.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

Donald Duck asks the pharmacist for pack of extra-large condoms. Pharmacist: "Certainly Mr. Duck. Should I put those on your bill?" Donald Duck: "What kind of duck do you think I am??!"

Just why exactly are you angry again, Zeke?

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2024:

my opnly responses so far

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

Nice!

“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instils morality.

pamagain comments on Apr 22, 2024:

We can't forget how the Catholics give a loving haven to pedophiles!

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

No we can't, no matter how much they tell us we should.

Lazy bastards, all of them.

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Both memes pose ?s to which the answers are quite obvious, but still very important and timely..

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

We have been getting screwed by the oligarchs for decades. Thanks guys! <--- That's extreme sarcasm. You assholes suck canal water.

Not that j can compete w mr glenn , or mr Z , or michelle , but u know it i am gonna try EVERY time ...

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Goodness, it's not a competition! But if it was, you win today sweetie! ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2024:

@Pralina1 Awww! *blushing*

Prosecutor presses pallid piper pertaining pernicious protestation. ;)

Polemicist comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Guilty grocer gets given greater garnish garnishment than expected. From the Scots etymon who wanted to save tin and unscooplerously took tine from spoon and what the fork entered the language.

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2024:

I'm still working on that one, Pol. ;)

Prosecutor presses pallid piper pertaining pernicious protestation. ;)

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Whales are probably calling us many bad things for hunting them to near extinction and using their home as a garbage dump.

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2024:

Can't blame them at all. I wonder how they say "those murdering cunts" in humpback.

Hey Ivan! Want some borscht?

silverotter11 comments on Apr 21, 2024:

FAB set!!

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2024:

Thank you!

And make sure the cash isn't counterfeit.

CuddyCruiser comments on Apr 21, 2024:

I’ve seen quite a number of them…..and believe me not just in bodegas!!

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2024:

They recognize the scumbuckets in Noo Yawk!

It's good to be better at something than most people.

tinkercreek comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Fantastic group, thanks!

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2024:

Sure thing!

Prosecutor presses pallid piper pertaining pernicious protestation. ;)

Betty comments on Apr 21, 2024:

So sad when you run out of Whack. 😂 Fun set, Z. Keep them coming. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2024:

I'll keep trying, hon!

I can’t help it. I am easily amused. Too easily methinks 😛

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2024:

*Arrrrggghhh*....

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2024:

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

Hey Ivan! Want some borscht?

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 20, 2024:

OMG "the ceiling"!!!!!!!!! BTW, did anybody test this thing?

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz If the situation is otherwise harmless, they can be amusing.

Hey Ivan! Want some borscht?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Either leave or become fertilizer....

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2024:

I'm good either way.

Hey Ivan! Want some borscht?

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 20, 2024:

OMG "the ceiling"!!!!!!!!! BTW, did anybody test this thing?

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2024:

Sometimes the right answer is not the correct answer. Also, you usually can’t rely on a dumbass for common sense.

Hey Ivan! Want some borscht?

Betty comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Bob Ross is a happy little man. 😂 Another great set from the master of sets. Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2024:

You are quite welcome!

Try sulfuric acid, you prick.

michelle666gar comments on Apr 18, 2024:

World domination!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Nope. Like always, we are doing it to ourselves.

Attention all you wannabe Nazis, this one's for you.

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Great one, Z !! The last sentence really defines this personality.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

Unfortunately, we have to let these morons vote.

Attention all you wannabe Nazis, this one's for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Trumpanzees are so stupid they can't understand they are self owning....

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

In their view, they are just the cleverest bastards in the world.

Try sulfuric acid, you prick.

michelle666gar comments on Apr 18, 2024:

World domination!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

Just sit back and wait it out. Robots got time.

You can never get the one you want, am I right?

Shaggy2018 comments on Apr 18, 2024:

That last one!!

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

I know, right? LOL

Try sulfuric acid, you prick.

Betty comments on Apr 18, 2024:

You picked good ones today, Z. Thanks for giving me the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

You're welcome!

Maybe we can switch back to "dumbass bitch Marge the traitor".

silverotter11 comments on Apr 18, 2024:

HAHAHAHA comes with the territory, stupid cow. My apologies to bovines.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

I saw that Rep. Jared Moscowitz introduced a bill to name Marge as Putin's special congressional envoy. Let's see if Mike Johnson gives it a vote. That would be a lot of fun, but I doubt it will happen. Still, a good ploy.

Try sulfuric acid, you prick.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 18, 2024:

LOL! Usain Italic - hahahaha Fun set!

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

Thanks!

The irony probably escapes them.

pamagain comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Who gets to keep the keys????? :-)

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

@pamagain Surefire end to any abortion issue.

The irony probably escapes them.

pamagain comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Who gets to keep the keys????? :-)

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2024:

What keys? LOL