Good Morning!!! Hope everyone is having a good day!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2024:

A couple of belts before Walmart are almost mandatory. Plus, you didn't give them your real name, did you? Good set, hon!

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@Betty Search for images of "weird people at Walmart" on Google. Judge for yourself.

Good Morning!!! Hope everyone is having a good day!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2024:

A couple of belts before Walmart are almost mandatory. Plus, you didn't give them your real name, did you? Good set, hon!

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2024:

@Betty Depends on the Walmart. Those located either in bucolic areas or eccentric urban areas tend towards the bizarre.

Good Morning!!! Hope everyone is having a good day!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

It's really bad when your fake name has worse warrants than your real name.

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2024:

No shit. I think "Beetle Bailey" has open warrants in 4 states. LOL

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.

michelle666gar comments on Jul 27, 2024:

I really like the new meme, perfect!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2024:

Right here, baby LOL

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.

Betty comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Funny set, Z. Thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2024:

You're welcome!

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Based on the time stamp, it looks like this post came too early, too.

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2024:

It happens to everybody every once in a while. 😜

Never make promises to a reptile that you don't intend to keep.

KateOahu comments on Jul 27, 2024:

I need to pee.

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2024:

Should have thought of that before mobbing the pope. 🤪

Never make promises to a reptile that you don't intend to keep.

Betty comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Happy to hear you are not leaving. You'll be just as sick and twisted as the rest of us in no time. ;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. On to the next set. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2024:

Hey, now, I am a sick and twisted pioneer here! You're welcome!

Gonna have to pay the junkman to haul that stuff away.

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 26, 2024:

I am feeling much more confident in the future now.

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2024:

The only danger here is complacency. We have to rely on the candidate to sustain the enthusiasm. The arsehole will cooperate by continuing to implode, I think, but we need to stay energized.

Stop that right now, mister!

DenoPenno comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Yes, he is lard, but he is not my lard. I do not savor.

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2024:

Deno! You know how I detest puns! 🤣 Good one!

Good doggie!

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

I wonder if it will keep him from licking himself.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

That's why he has Lindsey.

Good doggie!

Dave375 comments on Jul 25, 2024:

That one should have been neutered as a pup.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

His dad should have been neutered as a pup.

Stop that right now, mister!

racocn8 comments on Jul 25, 2024:

And how close would Trump be to resigning for the good of the country? And that good would be 2025?

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

Never. That's my guess.

Stop that right now, mister!

Betty comments on Jul 25, 2024:

You do not disappoint. Thank you, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

You're welcome!

That alphabet is for the birds..

EricJones comments on Jul 25, 2024:

The modern Dorian Grey, Philippe Philoppe. These are a great bunch

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

Thanks!

That alphabet is for the birds..

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

Good ones

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

Thank you!

Stop that right now, mister!

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

On point.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

Thanks, man!

Stop that right now, mister!

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 25, 2024:

Good ones!!

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

Thanks!

That alphabet is for the birds..

Betty comments on Jul 25, 2024:

New standing desk gives a new dimension to slave labour. ;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. What's next? :)

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

You're welcome! As for what's next, I just show, I never tell. ;)

Fair is fair, after all.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 24, 2024:

OUTstanding set! Shillbilly - lololololol so funny and yet so accurate!

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2024:

"Shillbilly" is a surefire winner. 😆

Fair is fair, after all.

TheoryNumber3 comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Those are GREAT

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2024:

Thank you!

So many diverse and vibrant conservatives to bash, so little time....

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 24, 2024:

It's debateable, as far as who deserves hell, but living in a red state and having to deal with these assholes, makes one wonder if we are already in hell..

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2024:

Hell, in the religious sense, is horsrshit. We make our own heaven or hell right here, right now. Life before death. Make the most of it.

Fair is fair, after all.

Betty comments on Jul 24, 2024:

The disturbance is felt, let's hope it doesn't dissipate.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2024:

A small ripple can grow into a tsunami. I sense that this time.

I snuck one god one in, but it was too good to pass up. The conservatives are running scared.

Betty comments on Jul 24, 2024:

I really hope this is an indication of how the election will turn out. Please, please let Trump lose by a landslide.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2024:

We ain't wishing here, we be voting.

Fair is fair, after all.

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Just call them like they are, good set.

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2024:

Thanks, partner.

Definitely NOT the father of the year.

Betty comments on Jul 24, 2024:

That is one special tattoo. 🤣 Fun set, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2024:

You're welcome!

Like when a trumper makes a comment in one of my FB comments sections.

KateOahu comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Difficult to decide which is funniest. Thanks for keeping them coming.

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2024:

No need to pick, just enjoy them all.

The only really useful thing about JD from the arsehole's perspective.

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Watching Harris debate trump is gonna be a riot. She's gonna rip him apart.

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2024:

I wanted to see it in 2020. I am delighted at the prospect now, though I doubt the arsehole will follow through. Bullies never face anyone who can punch them in the nose.

Like when a trumper makes a comment in one of my FB comments sections.

Betty comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Another wonderful set from the master. :) Thanks for the chuckles, Z. On to the next set. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2024:

Sure thing!

It's all a matter of context, Forrest.

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Their ideas don't track true, do they?

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2024:

That is just scratching the surface.

The only really useful thing about JD from the arsehole's perspective.

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2024:

Vance should have asked that question before he sold his soul to DJT for chump change,

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2024:

He's had a "for sale" sign tattooed on his ass for a while now.This was just his best offer.

I can receive messages but I can't reply! 🙄🙄🙄

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Damned new crop of musicians are light weight. Send her to the Hank Williams, George Jones,Doors, Rolling Stones, Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse school of music and entertainment drinking school.

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

I don't think Joe Cocker could sing when he was sober.

And the coffee grounds are waaay too messy....

KateOahu comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Too funny. Thanks.

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

You're welcome!

Never forget who they are, have been, and promise will be in the future, ignorant, ...

annewimsey500 comments on Jul 21, 2024:

I always liked Mr. McC, didn't always agree with his outlook but always thought he was a damn fine human being. Remember when politicians acted like that?

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

If he had stayed away from Sarah Palin, Obama would still be an Illinois senator.

And the coffee grounds are waaay too messy....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2024:

Baking soda works better and doesn't stain your socks...

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

Yeah, but baking soda isn't funny, and this is a just for laughs group. LOL

And the coffee grounds are waaay too messy....

Betty comments on Jul 22, 2024:

That's right, F* ck that. 🥰 Good set, Z. What will you find for us next? :)

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

You'll have to come back to find out!

The helmet has more emotional range, so it's not a fair comparison.

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2024:

The third panel to the no man one shows trump reacting with wet fart sounds.

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

Time to change the depends! LOL

Sunday is not funday, but it is what we will have to deal with.

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 21, 2024:

Now if only the Dem Party can avoid making another stupid choice, same as when they gave us Biden for this time around, and actually pick someone that the voters would want, so they could beat Trump. And that means not choosing Harris, because much as I'm good with a black woman being prez, the ...

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

Remember, we want to get swing voters here, the ones who hated both Trump and Biden. I like VP Harris' chances, especially if Shapiro agrees to be on the ticket.

The thought of the Tangerine Turd grabbing Kamala Harris by the pussy ...

silverotter11 comments on Jul 22, 2024:

I wonder if the debate that was scheduled with Biden will be canceled or will Harris step in to do the debate? I'd like for the mics to not be cut when a candidate's response time has ended. The time that pus bag stalked Hillary on stage pissed me off and it pissed me off more that she did ...

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

The arsehole is already trying to weasel out of it. I guarantee, he does NOT want to be on the debate stage with the veep. She would cut him up like a piece of fish.

Now we know. 😂

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2024:

I got all my hair.

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2024:

@Betty It's just that angels find me repulsive. And the feeling is mutual.

I've been busy but didn't miss the stupid shit! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2024:

That boy's been crankin' it!

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

@michelle666gar I think he was a short lived mistake, sort of like Bob Dole's running mate, and will be a footnote to history.

I've been busy but didn't miss the stupid shit! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2024:

That boy's been crankin' it!

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

@michelle666gar Not in Texas.

Now we know. 😂

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2024:

I got all my hair.

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

@michelle666gar As long as you got the hair... where it counts! 😜

Now we know. 😂

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2024:

I got all my hair.

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

@michelle666gar Didn't like it at first. But... It grew on me. 😏

Who remembers this old Eagles hit?

EricJones comments on Jul 21, 2024:

Everybody hopes he does major time.

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

I sure do. I think he will too, especially after he loses in November.

JD waxes religious about his main man, the arsehole.

EricJones comments on Jul 21, 2024:

JD waxes a number of things, including somebody's little thing.

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

Looks like his chin got waxed in that picture.

Also, that alien abduction stuff is shit too.

annewimsey500 comments on Jul 21, 2024:

Bette Midler is RIGHT!!!!!!!!

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

She is usually right!

Also, that alien abduction stuff is shit too.

EricJones comments on Jul 21, 2024:

Nice bunch.

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

Thanks!

Also, that alien abduction stuff is shit too.

Betty comments on Jul 21, 2024:

Religion is a ruined joke. Science does ruin fantasy. :) Thanks for the giggles, Z. Looking forward to the next set. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

Thanks! Watch this space!

Now, NOW it makes sense!

racocn8 comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Please note that while Trump's face and ear were (supposedly) hit by teleprompter glass, Trump and the rest of the media present the incident as if he were actually shot by a bullet. (If the bullet came near his ear, it would have taken half his head with it). Even so, all of the media have cravenly...

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2024:

@silverotter11 That's a good one, it's almost plausible enough. And of course, I wouldn't put it past them if it were true - which is why it is almost plausible enough.

I love what she did with her stash, too. 😜

EricJones comments on Jul 20, 2024:

She forgot to shave too

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2024:

Just her face. Everything else is smooth, according to Matt Gaetz.

Go ahead, make my deck..

KateOahu comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Good ones!

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2024:

Thanks!

Now, NOW it makes sense!

racocn8 comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Please note that while Trump's face and ear were (supposedly) hit by teleprompter glass, Trump and the rest of the media present the incident as if he were actually shot by a bullet. (If the bullet came near his ear, it would have taken half his head with it). Even so, all of the media have cravenly...

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2024:

I'd still like to see the actual medical reports. You can't convince me this wasn't an inside job based on info that's currently available.

Go ahead, make my deck..

Betty comments on Jul 20, 2024:

Data is so literal. 🤣 Funny set, Z. Keep them coming, please. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2024:

Will do.

I love what she did with her stash, too. 😜

silverotter11 comments on Jul 20, 2024:

TOO funny! Thanks Z for the belly laugh!!

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2024:

It was too good not to share.

Can it, chef.

pamagain comments on Jul 19, 2024:

Hmmm....and how do we feed it?

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2024:

With wheat? Not hay, wheat.

Looks like a job for Superman. WTF is he?

DenoPenno comments on Jul 19, 2024:

I think he planned it this way.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2024:

He's not as smart as Luthor Luckily.

Looks like a job for Superman. WTF is he?

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 19, 2024:

I am sure he did plan it, or someone on his staff.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2024:

Me too.

Can it, chef.

Betty comments on Jul 19, 2024:

These are hilarious, Z. You have outdone yourself again. :🤣 By the way...the pure bread looks yummy. Wanna share? ;)

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2024:

Since it's horse-based, let's skip the nutella. LOL Thanks, Betty.

So true, so true...

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2024:

It always looks darkest right before the dawn. *fingers crossed*

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2024:

@racocn8 It beats moping around and humming funeral dirges. Geez, now is NOT the time to lay down and die.

Feeling grateful.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2024:

I'll take "Brotherly Love" for 500, Alex. A: Pineapple on pizza, bell peppers on a cheesesteak, a Cowboys shirt at an Eagles game. Q: What are three ways to get your ass kicked in Philly?

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2024:

@Betty You could always just go to jersey and try it, though I doubt you'd do any better there.

The ones with the cloven hooves cannot hold their liquor.

Betty comments on Jul 18, 2024:

Does that mean we can blame Pandora? ;) Is that where Mustangs come from? 😁 That's one way to get help finding your car keys. May regret it after. 😂 Fun set, Z. Can't wait to see what you come up with next. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 18, 2024:

I wish we could pin the blame on just one person. Glad you enjoyed them!

I'll say it again, real slow this time.

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 17, 2024:

I agree with all of that, but this time, I really believe it was a staged, fake assassination event, where Trump was never in any real danger, and that Thomas Crooks, was just the patsy, to take the blame, while the real sniper did all of the shooting that actually hit anyone, and then took out ...

zeuser replies on Jul 18, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin Yes, he agrees with you, and so do I. I'm still skeptical about the 911 situation, but I'll admit some things about it are a little fishy.

Yup, that did it. 🤣

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2024:

I'd want to see them recreate this shot 20 years later with someone wearing an orthopedic brogan. LOL

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2024:

@pamagain That might work.

He would, he's that stupid! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Mangina! That's why Lindsey is intrigued. LOL

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2024:

@glennlab Anyone can want a change of pace. LOL

Plus, the first mouse blames it all on the second mouse.

michelle666gar comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Great set Z!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2024:

Thanks, hon!

I'll say it again, real slow this time.

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 17, 2024:

I agree with all of that, but this time, I really believe it was a staged, fake assassination event, where Trump was never in any real danger, and that Thomas Crooks, was just the patsy, to take the blame, while the real sniper did all of the shooting that actually hit anyone, and then took out ...

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2024:

Tim Robbins, who was in the Bob Roberts movie, said as much.

President Biden placed a condolence call to the widow of the deceased rally goer.

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2024:

I wonder how that call would go. "I like guys who didn't get killed at my rallies, ok?"

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin, @michelle666gar No accounting for cult brainwashing.

President Biden placed a condolence call to the widow of the deceased rally goer.

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2024:

I wonder how that call would go. "I like guys who didn't get killed at my rallies, ok?"

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin That's what I was going by.

Plus, the first mouse blames it all on the second mouse.

Betty comments on Jul 17, 2024:

Good set, Z. He's going to regret his bargaining technique. ;)

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2024:

Not as much as the second mouse regrets going in. 😉

And then there is that statue decoration angle...

Betty comments on Jul 16, 2024:

That demon seems to have a soft touch. ;) Funny set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2024:

You're welcome!

The next round of memes!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2024:

Melania! That's my girl! Two hands on the gun, sweetie, just squeeze!

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2024:

@pamagain Aww, I bet you say that to all the old farts, but thanks! 💜

Don't serve with peas, makes 'em smell funny.

Betty comments on Jul 15, 2024:

So that's how water buffalo are made. ;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2024:

You're welcome!

I'm calling bull shit

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2024:

I have way too many questions. I worked with the Secret Service advance teams for on base visits by Nixon, Ford and Carter. Those guys leave nothing to chance. Yes they are a small team, but they use all the local resources available and even call in additional resources from surrounding counties...

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2024:

You're right, this smells like some rank shit. Either the "assassin" or the SS fucked this up, or maybe both. I still think it's a false flag op.

Can I just attach a separate sheet with all my meds?

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Good ones, as always.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2024:

Thanks, man.

Can I just attach a separate sheet with all my meds?

KateOahu comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Such a variety, it’s hard to say which is funniest!

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2024:

You don't have to pick! Enjoy them all!

Can I just attach a separate sheet with all my meds?

EricJones comments on Jul 14, 2024:

My late girlfriends family really put the fun in dysfunctional. Rednecks worshiped them as gods.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2024:

It's not all bad! 😂

Can I just attach a separate sheet with all my meds?

Betty comments on Jul 14, 2024:

Oh my! That last one! Poor guy that has to wear that!!! Oh my! 🤣🤣🤣 Funny set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2024:

A buck is a buck. Thanks, Betty.

Can I just attach a separate sheet with all my meds?

silverotter11 comments on Jul 14, 2024:

That is a real mascot OMG!! Too funny!!! Good set.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2024:

Scrotum? Scrotum? I hardly knew him! Thanks, hon.

Hoping this motherfucker really got shot but it's probably for political theater and of course he's ...

Pralina1 comments on Jul 13, 2024:

I am at work , but i ve done nothing than watching news in any room tonight . I wonder . Did he planed that ? Is he a hero now ? If not , y , y he is not dead . That will had be so wonderful

zeuser replies on Jul 13, 2024:

He's no hero, no matter what.

Non-climate-related crop failure.

Betty comments on Jul 12, 2024:

That last guy needs to get laid. ;) Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2024:

He's not the only one! Thanks, Betty.

Bork bork bork!

KateOahu comments on Jul 11, 2024:

Good ones!

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2024:

Thanks!

Bork bork bork!

Betty comments on Jul 11, 2024:

Good set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2024:

You're welcome!

I have NO god belief--so when I am grading 362,000 discussion posts and students fail to make ...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2024:

When I was first trying out agnosticism for size in high school, when someone sneezed I would say "God, to the extent that he exists, bless you." 😏

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2024:

@Gwen_Wanderer I've heard the rumors, but it's nice to hear you confirm it. ;)

I know...I'll let myself out

pamagain comments on Jul 11, 2024:

Cheesy puns....sheesh!

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2024:

You beat me to it!

We are almost there! No wait!

michelle666gar comments on Jul 10, 2024:

Ewwww, the last one!!! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2024:

I know, right?

He was a former college wrestling coach

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Looks like he has the right idea it is far more fun wrestling with the girls unless you are either Gay or a girl...

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2024:

Andy Kaufman made a couple of bucks doing that right before he passed. Funny bit.

We are almost there! No wait!

EricJones comments on Jul 9, 2024:

I love the MC Escher slinky.

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2024:

That could be my favorite today. Lots of slinky jokes around recently for some reason.

We are almost there! No wait!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2024:

George had it figured out in 1949 and helped me see what was coming in 1972...

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2024:

I wish both of them were wrong.

We are almost there! No wait!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 9, 2024:

"Bi-yourself".....you win the internet today!! 🤣

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2024:

And everyone recognizes that guy, am I right?

We are almost there! No wait!

silverotter11 comments on Jul 9, 2024:

Z! You have out done yourself! I am so glad I hadn't started on my 2nd cuppa coffee before checkin' these out! LOL From bi-yourself, Escher stair slinky to all I need hahahahahaha I think it's safe to dive into my second cup of coffee now - lol.

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2024:

Thanks, SO. Some days I find better ones to steal than other days. LOL

We are almost there! No wait!

Betty comments on Jul 9, 2024:

That last one made me spit my coffee out. Funny set, Z. Thanks.

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2024:

You're welcome!

Tit for tat price war.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 8, 2024:

Oh my gawd! That woman sitting on the ice bags!! 😝

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2024:

I've seen variations of that happen in real life. Take the bag second or third down, or the one in the back, cuz you never know!

Tit for tat price war.

Betty comments on Jul 8, 2024:

I'm So faking Happy...🤣 Thanks for the laughs, Z. You did it again. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2024:

All credit to the content creators. I am just a discerning thief. ;)

Tit for tat price war.

EricJones comments on Jul 8, 2024:

I'm 90 miles west of new york city and this heat wave is brutal, so I can really relate to the bra, shakespeare and the ice machine.

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2024:

It's been rough on this side of the Mason-Dixon line too. We did get a break this past weekend, though, with some much needed rain.

I also like "Hell fucking no!"

Betty comments on Jul 6, 2024:

I smiled, then chuckled and by the end, I laughed out loud. :) You did not disappoint, Z. Thanks, I needed that. :)

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2024:

Glad to oblige!

Which one hurts more?

Marionville comments on Jul 6, 2024:

I think the libel would hurt me more…because my reputation and integrity would be impugned by someone alleging I’d said or done something I hadn’t . A satire would probably be very unflattering, but only my dignity would be hurt because I’d realise the truth of it.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2024:

Good answer. Probably the same with me, because while I never libel anyone, I satirize people all the time. So, what's good for the goose, as they say.

I also like "Hell fucking no!"

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2024:

Good old zombie dance parties! lol

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2024:

I like when they play poker, and someone throws in his hand. ;)

Either way, there's always a string attached.

Betty comments on Jul 5, 2024:

The pets would prefer the Rice Krispies to fireworks every time. :) A Sea Shell empire pyramid scheme...They do start young. ;) Terrific set, Z. More, more, more...:)

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2024:

Thanks, hon. With the rice krispie fireworks, Fido gets to eat the "ashes".

Us boomers can remember this type of shit.

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2024:

I remember when the EPA first announced the Superfund cleanup sites, and realized i had been swimming in 6 of them.

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2024:

@glennlab Welcome to Gorsuch wonderland, chapter 2.