Oh those goofy Texas repubs.

Garban comments on Sep 18, 2023:

Florida wins stupid, but Texas owns slimy.

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2023:

Sounds about right.

The caption from the guy who posted this: This is what happens when you ask AI to show a picture...

pamagain comments on Sep 17, 2023:

OMG! I haven't considered this, Zeuser.....we'll be seeing movies of him performing all those damned miracles! Think of the propaganda value!

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2023:

"Parkour with the Savior", I can almost see the promos now.

Cash please.

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2023:

Looks like you're back in business. Good set.

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2023:

Thanks! Nice to be on a new box, much nicer than what I was using.

I really like the simple logic here.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Sep 15, 2023:

Actually, the missionary was wrong: people who died before Jesus came along went to hell. Even though the Bible says "in the days of ignorance, god winked," (which is interpreted as he overlooked sin) Protestants and Catholics have had doctrines which state people who never heard of Jesus went to ...

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2023:

When you start making stupid rules based on nothing, its hard to keep everybody on the same page.

Give me a damn donut too!

ThinkingFree comments on Sep 14, 2023:

These are hysterical !! Chloroform !! 😅🤣😂😅🤣

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2023:

Works every time! 😜

Give me a damn donut too!

Betty comments on Sep 14, 2023:

Good ones. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2023:

Thanks!

Give me a damn donut too!

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2023:

well done

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2023:

Thanks, man.

Wish he would just lock himself up like Otis did.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2023:

Don't get a salted.

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2023:

I oughta slug you for that. 😉

I really like the simple logic here.

yvilletom comments on Sep 14, 2023:

I ignore Quora.

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2023:

I checked with a couple of the guys there. They ignore you too. ;)

I really like the simple logic here.

Flyingsaucesir comments on Sep 14, 2023:

We hope the Eskimo's life was not too adversely affected by his encounter with the missionary.

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2023:

Sounds like he didn't take it too seriously.

And a lot of whom are totally braindead.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2023:

It still baffles me why there are so many of them. I've read all the articles about it and I understand the cult mentality, but still, the scale is depressing.

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2023:

@LenHazell53 I agree with all of that. It is just sobering to realize it's happening at this scale. Infuriating, really.

And a lot of whom are totally braindead.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2023:

It still baffles me why there are so many of them. I've read all the articles about it and I understand the cult mentality, but still, the scale is depressing.

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2023:

@LenHazell53 Yes, I get all that, but why are there so frigging many of them? It never registers until I realize that I am probably dealing with several of these moonies on a daily basis.

Chemistry vs. classic novel.

Betty comments on Sep 12, 2023:

Cute and funny. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2023:

You're welcome!

Like the conservation of energy, but far more ridiculous.

Shaggy2018 comments on Sep 12, 2023:

Credible conspiracy theory? Is that like an honest lie?

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2023:

The gag here is that there is no such thing.

Here we go again!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Nice set! All I can think about now is "Dave's not here!"

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2023:

@michelle666gar Much MUCH funnier bit when you are completely baked. "No man, I'M Dave! Let me in man! Who? Dave! It's me, Dave! *pause* Dave's not here."

Letter ride!

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Elbow was classic.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2023:

Right? What's a joint like you doing on a girl like this? LOL

One reason to be nostalgic for the old days.

racocn8 comments on Sep 11, 2023:

What does Putin have on Murdoch that Murdoch just parrots everything on RT? Why is Murdoch another enthusiastic stooge for Putin? How proud he must be to have built an empire of lies and deceit. As for Meadows, let's be clear, he and the rest of the GOP are also in Putin's pocket, bought off with...

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2023:

Murdoch sells eyeballs to advertisers. Everything he broadcasts is to get more eyeballs to sell, and in the niche he has created, that type of shit attracts lots of eyeballs, big time. If he could make that kind of money with accurate reporting, he'd do it. But then he'd be MSNBC.

Hope you all are having a relaxing Sunday!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Ahhh, that collection of fine wines brings back memories. Not all of the memories, a lot of those left me prior to the sobering up process. 🤪

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2023:

@michelle666gar I can remember how that tasted, too.

Uh oh, her secret's out now...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2023:

Do you have her number?

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2023:

Looks like about 14.

He was pretty good in "The Wrestler".

TomMcGiverin comments on Sep 9, 2023:

It's good to see that her looks have finally caught up to her personality. They always do...

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2023:

Time makes fools of us all.

He is making a point but not sure which one

pamagain comments on Sep 9, 2023:

Dear Mitchie...it helps to take the cap off the Sharpie....just saying.

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2023:

Even better when you take the blood clot out of the brain.

Don't bother him

Betty comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Well, well...an honest Christian?...

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2023:

@Betty I wasn't talking about you. The “Christian” is a weasel.

A group of dumbass mugs.

Shaggy2018 comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Would not waste my money!

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2023:

The money is the least of it. The integrity and self-respect are probably more valuable.

Don't bother him

Betty comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Well, well...an honest Christian?...

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2023:

That sounds like more of a reflexive response than true honesty.

Geez, would you look at the time? YAAWWWN

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2023:

All good, hard to pick a favorite.

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2023:

Personally, I like the bird police outlines with a single stone between them.

Geez, would you look at the time? YAAWWWN

Betty comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Another good set. Thank you for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2023:

You're welcome! 😁

Stopping crime before it happens in Alabama.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2023:

They would be funny if not so true.

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2023:

Mostly all of the posts to this group from myself and from all others fall into that category.

Rechargeable, too.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 5, 2023:

🤣🤣🤣*Very* excellent group!

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2023:

Thank you!

Spoiler alert! 😆

Diogenes comments on Sep 5, 2023:

To me that just about sums up the whole bible and the religious bit--- hand farts!

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2023:

The hand nail holes even make that metric impotent.

Rechargeable, too.

pamagain comments on Sep 4, 2023:

LOVE the new coat! Next, he'll take her on a walking safari in Kenya!

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2023:

@pamagain I would guess yes, yes he does.

Rechargeable, too.

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2023:

good ones

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2023:

Thanks. G-man.

Trunk driver.

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2023:

Nailed them.

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2023:

Thanks, bud.

Trunk driver.

TomMcGiverin comments on Sep 4, 2023:

If the Repubs in the Senate had any sense of honor and ethics, Thomas would have been impeached long ago, same as Trump, but they have no shame, much less any sense of honor or ethics..

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2023:

The SAME GUYS are paying them all!

Rechargeable, too.

pamagain comments on Sep 4, 2023:

LOVE the new coat! Next, he'll take her on a walking safari in Kenya!

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2023:

Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

It looks like Brett Farve will have to face the music for stealing from the poor (civilly at least)...

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2023:

Uh oh, if he's short on cash, he may try to come and play a couple of more seasons. I bet the Lions would pick him up. LOL

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2023:

@AnneWimsey Exactly!

Spoiler alert! 😆

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2023:

Dad, can we not do this thing and just say we did and move on?

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2023:

G: mmm, nope! G: *to the romans* SLAM IT!

If I was Hindi, I’d pray to be reincarnated as a butterfly. 😉

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2023:

Nice set, Gary.

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2023:

@Garban Aww, staaaaahp. And just FYI, there are no gods. ;)

And a little vodka in the oj, please.

Pralina1 comments on Sep 2, 2023:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Zombies . When I am dead , I am not talking another step for nothing . ...

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2023:

11500 steps is a career for me. 😲

And a little vodka in the oj, please.

ThinkingFree comments on Sep 2, 2023:

OMG !!! 🤣😂😅 Z, these are so funny !! "Burn her"! 🤣 "Yay, the vaccines worked"! "All the walking"! Thanks !!

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2023:

You're welcome!

And a little vodka in the oj, please.

Buttercup comments on Sep 1, 2023:

The Terminal Bar in Denver (the one in the Tom Waits song) had happy hour from 8 to 9 AM and served breakfast.

zeuser replies on Sep 1, 2023:

We used to go to the Cozy Inn on Colfax in Aurora for the morning twofer. Usually started with a "red bug of mud", which was a draft with a shot of tomato juice in it.

And a little vodka in the oj, please.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

What's wrong with beer at 9AM? Maybe it's just happy hour for the graveyard shift. These are good ones.

zeuser replies on Sep 1, 2023:

Thanks!

We're all outta cake, hon.

ThinkingFree comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Love the Snow White cartoon !!

zeuser replies on Sep 1, 2023:

She let that asshat prince have it, didn't she?

A-one, a-two, a one two three... Bonus laughs for humpday!

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2023:

plumber cracks me up.

zeuser replies on Aug 30, 2023:

I saw what you did there. 🤭

Meme dump.... because homophobia is the fear of being Gay...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2023:

A very compelling group centered on a fabulous subject. Nice work, MG.

zeuser replies on Aug 30, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Ooops, I was thinking of another member. Sorry. The comment still applies, though.

That's what he's about down to.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 30, 2023:

I miss the days of mask mandates, it was so easy to know who the most crazy of the GQP you were dealing with.

zeuser replies on Aug 30, 2023:

Honestly though, isn't it still pretty easy to tell?

Trump Takes to Truth Social to Spread ‘Roomer’ About Ron DeSantis Former president Donald ...

DenoPenno comments on Aug 29, 2023:

Looks like his tie is holding a hellava lot of neck fat.

zeuser replies on Aug 29, 2023:

I think they call that kind of neck on an older guy a "man-gina". I can see it.

I'd say R2D2 is more lifelike, but maybe that's just me.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 29, 2023:

Good group, spot on for the vivek one! LOL

zeuser replies on Aug 29, 2023:

If your MO is to act like an annoying prick, the Republicans love you. Cf. Cruz, Graham, DeSantis, Jordan, Bobo and MTG, Pence, they all fit the bill. Kari Lake is the rising star in the annoying prick space.

Now that's what I call "trash talking".

silverotter11 comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Thanks for the excellent idea for dealing with neighbors!!

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

It's worth a shot!

Some good news, some bad news...

Shaggy2018 comments on Aug 28, 2023:

He's still Putin's asset. Vlad is hoping to get more stuff out of the Mara lardo bathroom.

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

Yeah, you're right. Vlad has a LOT invested in that prick. The gift that keeps on giving.

'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Me too, OW. Hi Ryo!

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

@Ryo1 Good to see you back!

Guess who gets to be Ken.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2023:

The NFL maintains the plantation mentality under the guise of people actually receiving value for the fruits of their labor, though not in proportion to their contribution..

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin I like the NIL system so far. It keeps some talent in college ball and the payments don't have to be under the table. Although I'm pretty sure that happens a lot even now.

Boxing as a political sport.

ThinkingFree comments on Aug 28, 2023:

"Driving Miss Crazy", I almost fell off the couch laughing !! Thanks, Z !!

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

You're welcome!

I think he is down to two toes left.

ThinkingFree comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Love the Mitch jokes. He's such a turtle !! You're the best Z !!

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

I try. All the props to the guys who create the memes and cartoons.

Guess who gets to be Ken.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2023:

The NFL maintains the plantation mentality under the guise of people actually receiving value for the fruits of their labor, though not in proportion to their contribution..

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

@pamagain Hah! I guess if you ask nicely. LOL

Guess who gets to be Ken.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2023:

The NFL maintains the plantation mentality under the guise of people actually receiving value for the fruits of their labor, though not in proportion to their contribution..

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2023:

@pamagain Even though the NFL is a literal monopoly, or at the very least purveyor of an oligopoly, they will say the "free market" with a straight face, then blow cigar smoke into YOUR face.

All at once now, "Do you know who I am?"

bookofmorons comments on Aug 27, 2023:

I really hope it sticks this time

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2023:

SOMETHING has to stick.

Scary, right?

bookofmorons comments on Aug 26, 2023:

may have to "borrow" a few of those

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2023:

Hell, you can steal them all! That's what I did! 🤭

Scary, right?

Garban comments on Aug 26, 2023:

Cute Rottweilers! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2023:

Probably need more meat and fewer carrots in their diets. Heh.

I'd say that it's already known.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 25, 2023:

🤣🤣🤣 We're having *way* too much fun🤣🤣!

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2023:

@Pralina1 I'll post more good ones just for you. 😜

From a friend of mine: Like they say: Old version - a picture is worth a thousand words New ...

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 25, 2023:

now I'm wishing I had a dart board to put his mug shot on.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2023:

You can get them online pretty reasonably priced. *helpful*

I'd say that it's already known.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 25, 2023:

🤣🤣🤣 We're having *way* too much fun🤣🤣!

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2023:

About time, am I right?

And progress is our most important product.

pamagain comments on Aug 25, 2023:

I wouldn't count of the availability of Larry Archie--he'll be tied up for YEARS because of the upcoming litigations!

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2023:

I have no idea who that guy is, but he sounded a lot like the lawyers for you-know-who.

I'd say that it's already known.

pamagain comments on Aug 25, 2023:

SUCH good ones!

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2023:

Yeah, I like this bunch too. Thanks.

Let 'er rip!

silverotter11 comments on Aug 24, 2023:

🤣🤣🤣jerry . . . 🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2023:

Ben tastes a little....off. LOL

Let 'er rip!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2023:

Good set, dentists deserve it.

zeuser replies on Aug 24, 2023:

They're getting paid for it!

Have a nice trip!

BitFlipper comments on Aug 23, 2023:

Every one of these is a winner!

zeuser replies on Aug 24, 2023:

Thanks!

Finding the votes in Georgia.

BitFlipper comments on Aug 23, 2023:

Best set I've ever seen!

zeuser replies on Aug 24, 2023:

The cartoonists have plenty of inspiration.

Finding the votes in Georgia.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 23, 2023:

Good ones, my fav is the barr assisting. 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2023:

Yeah, that's a good one.

Following up on the Mark Twain quotation.

Mcfluwster comments on Aug 23, 2023:

Are you sure they ever hear those thanks?

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2023:

This is a Victorian Age poet. They only wanted to make it rhyme. Heh. But the way he phrases it, there is a hint of agnosticism there "whatever gods (small g) MAY be..."

Have a nice trip!

Betty comments on Aug 23, 2023:

Thanks for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2023:

You're welcome!

Finding the votes in Georgia.

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 23, 2023:

Good ones!

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2023:

Thanks!

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2023:

The price of longevity is distastefulness. Oh well.

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2023:

@Marionville Not me. Hmmm, this reminds me of poem, but it's worth a separate post.

When you should focus on your own damn problems.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 16, 2023:

Love the brick sale!! Nice batch btw!

zeuser replies on Aug 16, 2023:

Thanks!

A good editor can make a big difference.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 16, 2023:

Well, these are painfully accurate, great batch! Oh! btw zeuser I did try messaging you, that function of the site is still not up and running.

zeuser replies on Aug 16, 2023:

Thanks. I wonder how mine got through to you then?

I have to get with it here! I can hardly keep up with them all!

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2023:

White house gift shop is already offering 4th indictment commemorative coins

zeuser replies on Aug 15, 2023:

Really?!? 🤣

The classics never get old, right Butthead?

silverotter11 comments on Aug 15, 2023:

Love the 2 fox bashin' memes🤣! 'Course yelling from the mountain top is also fox media as well as all the other far right outlets.

zeuser replies on Aug 15, 2023:

Fox is vile. They cover a lot of football, though. I'm conflicted.

That's Mattel for you, anything for a buck.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2023:

wHEN YOU SAID YOU HAD BEEN SAVING FOR MONTHS, YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T MEAN MONEY!

zeuser replies on Aug 15, 2023:

I still have a backlog. I'll work through it.

How could he? Totally inappropriate in the MeToo days.

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2023:

Out of curiosity, is her name Wilma? Or, um, Betty?

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2023:

@Betty Sorry. I meant Mrs. Rubble. 😏

When it's time, it's time.

Garban comments on Aug 14, 2023:

Comma Sutra! 🤣🤣🤣 Don’t you hate it when dorks repeat the punch line?

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2023:

Sometimes it's due to an acute case of diaeresis.

Come on, come after me, chubs.

Garban comments on Aug 14, 2023:

Jack Smith can smile? He always looks so stoned faced in every picture I’ve seen.

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2023:

I bet he's gonna look happy a lot more after all those convictions roll in, you think? 😏

Wait til he hears about Manassass.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 14, 2023:

All are funny but the emoji's and etch-a-sketch are 🤣🤣🤣.

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2023:

Yeah, I let out an audible guffaw on that one. First, an etch a sketch museum is itself sort of funny, but then when you add the minor tremor...

Wait til he hears about Manassass.

Pralina1 comments on Aug 13, 2023:

Man ! I can’t decide btwen cyclop and litle jimmy 😂😂. And the hospital one is soooo true too . I don’t get the Nebraska one , and can’t Google it and find out . What’s the joke in this , we the Italian / Greek ones want to know !!!🦇🦇🦇

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2023:

The first gag is that nobody in Nebraska gives a fuck about Mardi Gras. The second gag is, well, if you want to flash your tits in Nebraska, this is about it. 😘

Wait til he hears about Manassass.

Garban comments on Aug 13, 2023:

Z is back in top form!🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2023:

@Pralina1 It's like that show Whose Line Is It Anyway, the points don't matter. 😘

They are best buds. In a sense.

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 13, 2023:

WORK release? He doesn't know the meaning of the word, never has!

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2023:

Good point. Fucking cartoonists. ;)

I think he is down to two toes left.

pamagain comments on Aug 13, 2023:

Delightful!....especially the tortoise! Thanks, Z!

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2023:

De nada. 😉

They are best buds. In a sense.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 13, 2023:

OUTstanding! Women's soccer🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2023:

Yeah, I like that one too.

Wait til he hears about Manassass.

Garban comments on Aug 13, 2023:

Z is back in top form!🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2023:

I had plenty of time to get the good ones during the blip. LOL

Well, the ones who aren't just face-palming and shaking their heads, at least.

pamagain comments on Aug 13, 2023:

I like the naked emperor, myself.

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2023:

It follows an established literary trope, so there is that.

Well, they ARE still aliens. That oughta be enough.

pamagain comments on Aug 13, 2023:

Maybe all of those aliens are already trans?????

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2023:

Why assume they have genders at all?

Well, the ones who aren't just face-palming and shaking their heads, at least.

Pralina1 comments on Aug 12, 2023:

Stealing them all . Will use the kiss one on constipation days .

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2023:

It's good to plan ahead. 😄

Well, they ARE still aliens. That oughta be enough.

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 12, 2023:

OMG ''Carrion Helper''!!!!!!!!

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2023:

It usually need just a little....something...you know?

The more popular choice is "69", but I can see how some would prefer a single digit number.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 10, 2023:

Okay, the pirate themed ones are just great groaners🤣🤣🤣.

zeuser replies on Aug 10, 2023:

Come on, I have a punny reputation to uphold!

I WANT that bumper sticker.

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 10, 2023:

You can find that bumper sticker here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/TRUMP-20-24-YEARS-IN-FEDERAL-PRISON-by-RamsesTMagnum/113767897.EJUG5?country_code=US=Cj0KCQjwldKmBhCCARIsAP-0rfyaN4Y5SSSJWkL6TbSlC7HVyqKCiJ8Zjl1xhsNkN9UwkzaGX-Y-X5IaAi3oEALw_wcB=aw.ds It comes in four sizes and it isn't ...

zeuser replies on Aug 10, 2023:

I'm on it!

Remember when we thought that when he lost the election we might need to decommission this group?

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 9, 2023:

Yep, I had some concerns that I might have to close, but no, Donnie boy just won't stop making headlines. If I didn't hate him so much I'd be grateful to him for his longevity. In the long run I'd be more at peace if he did shuffle off into oblivion, but what can 'ya do.

zeuser replies on Aug 10, 2023:

If we've ever needed bad cholesterol to live up to its reputation, it's now. That's for sure.

Remember when we thought that when he lost the election we might need to decommission this group?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2023:

I have missed this group.

zeuser replies on Aug 10, 2023:

@Lauren @glennlab You're both right. He certainly can sneak into the White House again with the active cooperation of an emboldened set of state election officials, many replacing competent workers who have retired due to intimidation. However, I doubt the dems could have a better opponent up and down the ballot to run against. If the votes are legitimately counted, it should be a massacre for the dimwits. IMHO of course.

Remember when we thought that when he lost the election we might need to decommission this group?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2023:

I have missed this group.

zeuser replies on Aug 9, 2023:

We need it now as much as we ever did.

Conservative bashing certainly didn't get any harder during the time off. Unfortunately.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2023:

And the latest rebuttal to Desantis is that the reason slaves were taken directly to the steel mills in the northeast was that they were so highly skilled that they were able to teach Europeans the smelting trades.

zeuser replies on Aug 9, 2023:

*smacks forehead* Of COURSE! It all makes sense now. I have to say, my eye-rolling muscles are super toned these days.

Great song...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2023:

Well at least he keeps the audience in stitches....

zeuser replies on Jun 2, 2023:

They enjoy it when he needles them.

Yeah, you diquehead.

Scott321 comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Wait…wasn’t Kayleigh McEnany Trump’s own press secretary?

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2023:

Yeah, that's the same woman. I guess she said some poll numbers that lardass didn't like, so of course, attack the hell out of her. When you only have one trick, you use that same trick over and over again. Seems like it didn't really bother her all that much.

Looks like he picked the wrong one. meep meep

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Yep that stuff seems to accelerate to near light-speed on the way through....

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2023:

@glennlab This my third one, they've all come back clean. 10 years ago he cut a polyp out, but nothing this last time. I think my doc said this last one would be my last one, though If I make it another 10 years (a gamble, that's for sure) we'll see if that holds true.