Reminds me of the name game.

racocn8 comments on May 16, 2022:

What an ennobling bit of pareidolia!!

zeuser replies on May 16, 2022:

It's part of what makes us human.

Reminds me of the name game.

Betty comments on May 16, 2022:

I remember the song and now it's in my head and it won't leave. Your fault! 😂

zeuser replies on May 16, 2022:

Sorry!

Reminds me of the name game.

Garban comments on May 16, 2022:

What a Crappy tweet!

zeuser replies on May 16, 2022:

Q: What do you call the white stuff in bird shit? A: Bird shit.

Reminds me of the name game.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2022:

Hated it. and they kept on playing it on the only top 40 radio station in the area.

zeuser replies on May 16, 2022:

We all sang it though!

They both have a leg to stand on now.

silverotter11 comments on May 15, 2022:

Those are fun and funny🤩🤣😈.

zeuser replies on May 15, 2022:

Some days are better than others. Thanks.

They both have a leg to stand on now.

Garban comments on May 15, 2022:

Your mummy is HOT!😉

zeuser replies on May 15, 2022:

She gave her partner a straight up boner!

Just say we are involved with speed reading.

HankSherman comments on May 14, 2022:

Mine wants to bitch because I won't put it in a feeder like everyone else.

zeuser replies on May 14, 2022:

It's a never ending battle if you do.

Fun fact.

miklthetaz comments on May 12, 2022:

It appears you spelled biden wrong

zeuser replies on May 12, 2022:

Any other clever remark you want to put out here, sparky? Go ahead, cut loose!

Yeah, that's her all right.

racocn8 comments on May 10, 2022:

That's when he unzips and uses his laser pointer.

zeuser replies on May 11, 2022:

I am guessing the Batman's utility belt laser pointer might be a little over-powered for that kind of thing.

Grog got around.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 10, 2022:

Every parent in the history of time has coped with a kid like Jeffrey! :-)

zeuser replies on May 11, 2022:

I sure did!

Trump has lawsuit against Twitter tossed out for failure to meet his burden of evidence.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 9, 2022:

If he has no intention of re joining Twitter even if Musk allows it, why bother with this lawsuit? I guess he thinks there will be a payoff for this stupidity. 🙄

zeuser replies on May 9, 2022:

I don't think he will rejoin twitter even if that nazi Musk lets him back because there is a distinct possibility, which the reptilian part of his brain that drives his decison-making is aware, that he will have far fewer followers than before. Maybe that's true, maybe not, but he can't risk being seen as a loser if there are a lot less people following his calcified lard ass. He won't risk that. Because he is a yellow-bellied lily-livered coward.

Trump has lawsuit against Twitter tossed out for failure to meet his burden of evidence.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2022:

He sues reflexively because he can afford it and it makes him feel like he is satisfying his lust for vindictiveness in the short run. His attention span is so short, he generally forgets the lawsuits he initiates, unless it's to prolong and delay the lawsuit to drain the resources of whomever he ...

zeuser replies on May 9, 2022:

@SeaGreenEyez Those plus bribes and hush money and settlements.

This illegitimate SCOTUS is the direct result of this illegitimate "president".

puff comments on May 7, 2022:

As presidents go, would not describe Trump as a wartime president. Why doesn't Joe proclaim another executive order re abortion, he seems fond of them. Or democrats use their house majority?

zeuser replies on May 7, 2022:

The ruling is not yet official. There is a lot of fundraising that will happen on this issue, so the calculus will be what actions will inspire the biggest influx of donations. This is America, after all. We follow the bucks.

Been there?

zeuser comments on May 7, 2022:

Don't forget where this all starts.

zeuser replies on May 7, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Yes, I have been to all of those places.

This illegitimate SCOTUS is the direct result of this illegitimate "president".

racocn8 comments on May 7, 2022:

Abortion is only a gimmick for the GQP. Look to see Roe's destruction quickly followed by contraception, gay marriage, education, and freedom of religion and speech.

zeuser replies on May 7, 2022:

Yeah, you're right. My prediction is that delegitimizing gay equality comes next, then contraception - a Catholic wet dream trifecta. Buggery by priests will remain legal because of "religious freedom".

I believe it will actually become an earthquake.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2022:

Taco hell.

zeuser replies on May 6, 2022:

Where every burrito Supreme finally goes.

Our county fair has lots to do

zeuser comments on May 6, 2022:

WT actual F!?!

zeuser replies on May 6, 2022:

@St-Sinner When the chips are down, this is your guy. 🥴

Trump says he took widely-mocked cognitive test because people kept calling him stupid! ...

19dacar52 comments on May 5, 2022:

Man... woman.... person.... camera.... TV. There, I aced it! It was really hard toward the end... Those questions were really tough.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

@19dacar52 You're good! You could be the POTUS! LOL

Virus Fighter Story 37: “GRANDMA’S 100TH BIRTHDAY” The family wheeled Grandma out on the ...

dalefvictor comments on May 5, 2022:

I read this to Kate and she immediately said that she was just trying to let one go.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

I'd tell you I'm sorry, but she'd probably powder the atmosphere anyway.

Jokes on you... Eh Abbott..... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 5, 2022:

Isn't it illegal for states to conduct anything resembling negotiations with foreign countries? What am I missing?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz That's why they love him in Waco. 😡

'They're sticks.' 'You'll find they're twigs.' 'How can you tell?

Sticks48 comments on May 5, 2022:

I vote for sticks! ☺

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

Yeah, you WOULD, wouldn't you? ;)

Jokes on you... Eh Abbott..... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 5, 2022:

Isn't it illegal for states to conduct anything resembling negotiations with foreign countries? What am I missing?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Actually, I think he cut deals with the Mexican governors to do an inspection before he called off his goons. I guess it was more of an extortion than a negotiation. That still strikes me as illegal.

Trump says he took widely-mocked cognitive test because people kept calling him stupid! ...

19dacar52 comments on May 5, 2022:

Man... woman.... person.... camera.... TV. There, I aced it! It was really hard toward the end... Those questions were really tough.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

Yeah, but were you able to identify the picture of the rhinoceros correctly? Hmm?

Trump says he took widely-mocked cognitive test because people kept calling him stupid! ...

zeuser comments on May 5, 2022:

That didn't go quite as well as he thought it did, did it?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

@chalupacabre I should have put "if that's what you want to call it" in that post. LOL

Timely history lesson.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 5, 2022:

Zeuser....you deserve PUNishment for this!

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

You're just jealous. LOL

I could use that princess' help right about now.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2022:

Millennial falcons

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

pew pew pew

One more reason why I love Egyptian mythology.

zeuser comments on May 5, 2022:

Ya know, it's not too late for a revival of the old ways. I can host. ;)

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

@St-Sinner Nothing is ever free, my saint.

For everyone that says the president doesn't matter

zeuser comments on May 4, 2022:

Well all you Bernie voting sore losers who wanted to teach the democrats a lesson when Hilary was nominated (which was admittedly a shady political theft) by not voting for anybody, you sure showed us! That taught us a lesson all right! Grrrr.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

@glennlab While I admit my evidence is anecdotal, I know at least 3 people who claimed they didn't vote because they thought Bernie got a raw deal - which he did. Even if they didn't vote in numbers that were less than the historical average, in a close election each voter's importance is magnified.

Happy Start Wars day, y'all!

glennlab comments on May 4, 2022:

What pray tell, is a non alcoholic book club? I thought the idea of a book club was to drink wine and dish on the friends not present.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2022:

I always called that "a bar".

And he likes it, too.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2022:

Do they ever proof read anything?

zeuser replies on May 4, 2022:

When you are a Jis Lord, whatever you say is correct regardless how inane. It's one of the perks. LOL

Hard to find good help.

dalefvictor comments on May 4, 2022:

What is the matter with having orange fingers, as long as you are not orange I see no problem. Do not bathe in them, just eat them.

zeuser replies on May 4, 2022:

@JackPedigo Good man!

Hard to find good help.

dalefvictor comments on May 4, 2022:

What is the matter with having orange fingers, as long as you are not orange I see no problem. Do not bathe in them, just eat them.

zeuser replies on May 4, 2022:

@JackPedigo A funnier approach - can you do better? LOL

Hard to find good help.

dalefvictor comments on May 4, 2022:

What is the matter with having orange fingers, as long as you are not orange I see no problem. Do not bathe in them, just eat them.

zeuser replies on May 4, 2022:

@JackPedigo Don't over-analyze a gag, Jack.

Hard to find good help.

dalefvictor comments on May 4, 2022:

What is the matter with having orange fingers, as long as you are not orange I see no problem. Do not bathe in them, just eat them.

zeuser replies on May 4, 2022:

@JackPedigo If you eat too many carrots, you won't be able to sleep. You'll see right through your eyelids. LOL

Fred would be so proud. 🙄

joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:

where can I get this sticker, I would love to have a bunch of them to place over all the Biden ones

zeuser replies on May 3, 2022:

If you find out, let us all know.

Good Monday Morning!

zeuser comments on May 2, 2022:

I might wanna get me some of those jebus butt plugs for xmas presents to give to my religious buddies. LOL

zeuser replies on May 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 When they ask me "What am I gonna do with this, Z?", I can tell 'em! ;)

“I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia.

anglophone comments on May 2, 2022:

Welcome to mind of Russia, one of the many countries known for their brutal dictators.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2022:

When they deposed the czars, they never really deposed the czars, just renamed the office.

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

dalefvictor comments on May 1, 2022:

It is in the doing that one learns what is really needed to complete the task. It is amazing just how good at woodworking I am, I have also made every mistake at least twice.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

In the corporate world, we called this "analysis paralysis".

Happy Sunday!!!

zeuser comments on May 1, 2022:

DickDash, har har har. :)

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Start a franchise! I'll be a dasher!

Pew pew pew...

HankSherman comments on May 1, 2022:

Also known as strutting your stuff

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

Good posture enhances the appearance in more ways than one. ;)

Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄

joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Down here in Flori-Duh I have actually heard it called"the war of Northern aggression" and they will say the south will rise again against the Govt. all the while using their Medicare and social security checks. I wonder why they never consider what would happen to them when that stops because the ...

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

I was driving through South Carolina to get to Hilton Head, and there were a couple of BIG hand painted signs calling Sherman a war criminal. Sherman shortened the war by making sure the south infrastructure couldn't support it, but they don't see it like that in SC, where people became millionaires breeding and selling slaves at the Charleston slave market.

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

AnneWimsey comments on May 1, 2022:

On my wall i have a small framed quote where I can see it all the time: "The woods would be very silent if only the birds who sang best sang there"

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

I like that. Is it just the saying, or does it have an attribution Anne?

Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.

HankSherman comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Reminded of the tree, the apple, and the pussy....

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

@HankSherman You don't need my permission for anything, Hank.

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

AnonySchmoose comments on May 1, 2022:

That made me ponder a bit.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose I think I like that better.

Pew pew pew...

joeandbarb comments on May 1, 2022:

Hey if it works it works. no argument here

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

Sounds plausible to me!

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

AnonySchmoose comments on May 1, 2022:

That made me ponder a bit.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

In other words, don't sacrifice an immediate good for the theoretical eventual perfect which may never materialize.

Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.

HankSherman comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Reminded of the tree, the apple, and the pussy....

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

Same principle, if that's what you want to call it.

Draw quick before they move.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

And the X's win...

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2022:

Seems like they always do, doesn't it?

Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.

dalefvictor comments on Apr 29, 2022:

If you do not want to hear it then hide it.

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2022:

Heretic!

I'm an expert dandelion horticulturalist.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

You grow dandelions, I grow beautiful sticker weed's!

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2022:

We should open a shop. 😉

Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄

silverotter11 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

It's great to mock the far right but the south has re-written way too much history already and my sense of humor is wearing thin.

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2022:

It was never funny.

Everybody else OK too?

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 28, 2022:

I've been safe from any kind of fruit all day.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

Good. That shit can kill you!.. LOL

New study on Omicron immunity. I tested positive for COVID-19.

LiterateHiker comments on Apr 28, 2022:

@Sofabeast, @zeuser, @HippieChick58, @Moolah, @Lauren, @Gwendolyn2018, @Redheadedgammy, @Paddypereira, @silverotter11, @KKGator, @xenoview, @Robert_2001, @puff, @Garban, Whoo-hoo! I feel a tremendous surge of energy after the IV treatment. The nurse set up the IV in the back of my hand. ...

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

Good news. That wasn't available back in February while I had it. Yay!

The athletic unicorns dwell amongst us, usually in the cheap seats.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 28, 2022:

The Truth.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

@St-Sinner If that's how you want to do it, sure.

The athletic unicorns dwell amongst us, usually in the cheap seats.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 28, 2022:

The Truth.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

You can see them in any sports bar too.

"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Remarkably prescient. Unfortunately, Andrew Johnson gave amnesty to all the seditionists, allowing the foundation for the next 150 years of cold civil war, and the new sedition, which is winning badly.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

That's the danger of picking a veep to "balance the ticket".

Bizzarro will be writing op ed pieces.

HankSherman comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Way too much money and power.....taxation needs to return to pre-sixties

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

This all started to go to shit when fucking Reagan was elected.

Fred would be so proud. 🙄

TheDoubter comments on Apr 28, 2022:

proud dad? proud of what

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

His boy is just like him.

Learn Chinese.

Kynlei comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Wow! So fluent already. 😂

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

I know, right?

All hat, no cattle.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Sparkling personality 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 This is going to be circulated to death tonight when I go back in 🙌🙌🙌. I love it ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 . I am smiling , thank u Z !!!🙌🙌🙌🙌

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

*blushes* My pleasure.

Bizzarro will be writing op ed pieces.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Apr 27, 2022:

It just illustrates the fact that all the money in the world can't stop you being a proper wanker! :-D

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2022:

You could make a good case that it almost makes it inevitable.

I hope he keeps trying to make that Truth Social shit show work instead

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2022:

Is this asshole back already?

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@OldMetalHead If he does go back, he will have a whole bunch of pissed off investors who ponied up the money for his shitty truth social network. They are going to lose their shirts anyway, and it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of rich, bigoted pricks.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is back on the hot seat, falsely testifying again...

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2022:

She should be in jail. If she pulled that shit in Russia, she would be, or she would be murdered.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo I'll chip in 50 bucks.

The Supreme Court is about to fumble a simple church/state separation case

Flyingsaucesir comments on Apr 26, 2022:

Wow, this looks really bad! There are at least 6 reasons why the Supreme Court should never have agreed to hear the case. 1. The plaintiff lost in every lower court that heard the case; 2. The plaintiff's actions clearly violated the separation of church and state; he was on duty and showing off ...

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

However you want to call it, it's bad fucking news.

Hey, that big guy looks familiar....

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 26, 2022:

He doesn't have his mouth open, shouting racist diatribes.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

That's why he brought minions.

oh looks cool

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Sperm bank?

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@of-the-mountain It works both ways.

And that was the day she decided she didn't want to live in the sticks anymore.

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2022:

It's a good idea regardless, you know?

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2022:

@MaryChristmas You got me there, MC.

Looking for someone maybe even a little cuckoo.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2022:

funny ones

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2022:

Thanks, pard.

The dumbass don.

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 23, 2022:

Our first clue should have been the way he always referred to himself as, “ The Donald.”

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2022:

I think Ivana, Ivanka's mom, the one he raped, pinned that name on him.

Best door mat ever....

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2022:

All we need is cold pizza and we have all the major food groups.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I'm good with it. LOL

Get some before it's 2 late!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2022:

When you think about it, they didn't have wine either. I volunteer to follow up on that.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2022:

@dalefvictor Will do. ;)

What will they think of next?

Garban comments on Apr 20, 2022:

If there was an evolutionary advantage to getting sunlight on your testicles, men would have them on their ear lobes.🤣

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2022:

Thanks for the mental image. Geez. LOL

Count on WHO

Austin-Cambridge comments on Apr 20, 2022:

Is that all we have to look forward to? What a ghastly thought!! :-(

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2022:

Oh yeah, about that heaven part, not you mate. ;)

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2022:

@JackPedigo people said howdy in Colorado too. Not as many y'alls out west.

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@JackPedigo Whatever dude. Y'all have a great day!

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@JackPedigo You can get in trouble judging intelligence based on speech patterns. Just sayin.

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

Y'all showin' a little bit of bias there?

Some related Trumperino memes.

Garban comments on Apr 19, 2022:

A very dangerous ass hole that gave himself a police force to commit, sorry I meant *regulate* “voter fraud”. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/news/2022/03/10/desantis-gets-florida-election-police-00015926%3F_amp%3Dtrue

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@Garban Me too.

Some related Trumperino memes.

Garban comments on Apr 19, 2022:

A very dangerous ass hole that gave himself a police force to commit, sorry I meant *regulate* “voter fraud”. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/news/2022/03/10/desantis-gets-florida-election-police-00015926%3F_amp%3Dtrue

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

I think he's making a mistake fucking with Disney.

The pattern is always the same……

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 19, 2022:

I keep wondering when the MAGAts will wake up to this fact!

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

They are too worried about minorities, LGBTQ, and guns to worry about anything that makes sense for themselves. It is the oldest misdirection in the book, and it still works like a charm.

Hey, hey, HEY!! My eyes are UP HERE!

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Def Most Ugly Sweater Ever contender

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@AnneWimsey Well, when you put it THAT way...LOL

Democrats are good guys

Lorajay comments on Apr 18, 2022:

I think Obama won when he killed him.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

No, no, the gaslight is the same brightness as it was before. LOL

Hey, hey, HEY!! My eyes are UP HERE!

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Def Most Ugly Sweater Ever contender

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

But if you wear one to one of those ugly christmas sweater parties you would steal the show. If that's what you want to do, of course.

I am w the cat on this 😂🦇 Nothing makes me happier at 0600 , wrapping up time , than walking ...

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Just like that doggo, I bet your team secretly likes it. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

@Pralina1 Some people are SO sensitive, right? LOL

I am w the cat on this 😂🦇 Nothing makes me happier at 0600 , wrapping up time , than walking ...

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Just like that doggo, I bet your team secretly likes it. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

@Pralina1 Now *there's* a backstory that needs telling. LOL

Easter, or as we call it here, Sunday.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

It has to be titties 😂😂😂 I vote for titties 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2022:

Me too!

Russian navy trouble.

anglophone comments on Apr 17, 2022:

I guess a few limpet mines could also come in handy for Ukraine.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2022:

Let me make some calls.

Easter, or as we call it here, Sunday.

Zoohome comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Cameron had a great idea!!!

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2022:

I bet he gets a lot of Uber tips.

Continuing with an Easter theme and some probability theory thrown in...

Garban comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Is Jesus a wave, a particle, or a fiction?🧐

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2022:

Fiction, but he can wave, soooo....

I suspected this for a while.

NHjulie comments on Apr 16, 2022:

But they're my favorite

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2022:

In that case, feed the bunny!

Whoa, whoa, just keep your shirt on...

Pralina1 comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Let his people go 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️😂♥️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️😂♥️😂🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 I love it 👏👏👏👏👏👏

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2022:

Thank you. *takes a bow*

Religious bullshit doesn't work very well in modern warfare.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Ooo, if someone can salvage that bitch, sell it for 60 mill, am I right? They've already proven themselves to be stupid enough the first time, do it!

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@mischl I bet somebody is on it.

Clever. Daredevil-level clever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Easist way to get rid of someone who bothers you is to loan them $20 and you will never see them again....

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah. I know.

Clever. Daredevil-level clever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Easist way to get rid of someone who bothers you is to loan them $20 and you will never see them again....

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

I didn't realize when I did it, but yeah. You're right.

Is this true?

MerlinZap comments on Apr 14, 2022:

I always heard it was the cleanliness of her feet!

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

Just leave it at "cleanliness".

Waaaaaahahahahaha!

JackPedigo comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Toe to toe, sounds like they were dancing.

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

In a sense...

Waaaaaahahahahaha!

silverotter11 comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Dude's just as scary as trump, the gop will use him in a way they never could the odious ex potus.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

Yeah, you're right.

Apologies to my bass-playing pals. And fuck Ted Cruz.

NHjulie comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Met a squirrel just like that this morning. Luckily the guy behind me wasn't too close.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

They can cause some indecision that could lead to a fender bender.

Waaaaaahahahahaha!

Garban comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Pale Plastic Loser. But slightly better than Orange Plastic Loser.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

Not by much.

Apologies to my bass-playing pals. And fuck Ted Cruz.

HankSherman comments on Apr 14, 2022:

All I can say is.....the bass player needs to find a drummer. Steve needs to watch his six, the captain could atart a pride group, and yeah.....fuck teddy cruz...

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

Nicely deconstructed!