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Ma sha, that is one big crawfish

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Wild and furry guess here: are you trying to use the Arabic phrase meaning "If God wills it"?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@glennlab laissez le bon temps rouler

Worth reposting. I listen to my heart too much!!

bobwjr comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Funny , and the ladies here do brighten my heart, they are very special

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@bobwjr Did I break your cold black, heart **again**? Did I forget to pull it out and stomp on it twice? I'm getting forgetful in my old age.

couture--the design & manufacture of fashionable clothes to the buyer's requirements & measurements

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

There's couture (hand made dress making) and there is haute couture. There are only 15 of them, selected by the ever fashionable by the Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture. The regular dress maker price tops off at $20,000 while haute couture **starts** at $40,000. If it's a haute couture bridal ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@itsmedammit Any time you ask a person to raise the price, they will.

Worth reposting. I listen to my heart too much!!

bobwjr comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Funny , and the ladies here do brighten my heart, they are very special

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

@Residualspirit You say nice things, you poor confused soul.

Worth reposting. I listen to my heart too much!!

bobwjr comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Funny , and the ladies here do brighten my heart, they are very special

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

It's a real knee slapper that ONLY one person in ten months with this group has been close enough (geographically) to invite me to drop over. Nobody has darkened by door step from this group. Perhaps I'm not fascinating enough.

How long will it take for this group to dissolve after 45 is impeached?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## Trump will declare himself and his family America's first imperial dictatorship instead of being removed from office. After that, the goverment will hunt us down, line us up against the wall and shoot us.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

@EdEarl >His megalomania dream. "You have elected your **last** president -- Michael Moore. Not just Trump's dream nor just mine.

Your are valuable

darthfaja comments on Sep 26, 2019:

My mom says I’m handsome!!!! 🤣

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

The old saw "only a face a mother could love" comes into play here.

I got hurt on one as a and still an overly cautious on them.

IamNobody comments on Sep 25, 2019:

How are you going to get on the stair way to heaven?? 😇😇

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

@AngryCelt75 You take the hot air balloon to the Care Bear Land. It's a hop, skip and jump from there to Purgatory.

Think about it...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Although **some** bee keepers refuse to wear a veil, those guys are idiots. When a bee attacks, it attacks the spots that stops bears. Top of the list: eyeballs. Second on the list: the soft paws of a bear. There's the bare fisted idiot with no eye protection holding a bee frame with bees ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I call lawn mowers "whirling blades of death."

homunculus ho·mun·cu·lus /həˈməNGkyələs,hōˈməNGkyələs/ noun a very small human ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Here's how to make your own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

@altschmerz If first you succeed, you haven't done much.

Think about it...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Although **some** bee keepers refuse to wear a veil, those guys are idiots. When a bee attacks, it attacks the spots that stops bears. Top of the list: eyeballs. Second on the list: the soft paws of a bear. There's the bare fisted idiot with no eye protection holding a bee frame with bees ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Protection isn't always effective Did they call you "Runs with knives"?

Think about it...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Although **some** bee keepers refuse to wear a veil, those guys are idiots. When a bee attacks, it attacks the spots that stops bears. Top of the list: eyeballs. Second on the list: the soft paws of a bear. There's the bare fisted idiot with no eye protection holding a bee frame with bees ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 26, 2019:

@altschmerz >Safety can be sacrificed for humor sometimes, right? Lame humor should be run over with a lawn mower, leaving blood and guts in its wake.

What Trump finally falls I'm throwing a party with drinks for everyone who comes .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Petunia prefers pinta colada. I'd prefer train fare. I'm only 1,500 miles to the Candanian border.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 25, 2019:

@bookofmoron Si. Piña colada is a Spanish drink that my spell check says is spelled wrong.

Just where are these women at??

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Ordinarily the women, if they want it, ask that question on the first date. This has led me with some memorable first dates. One gal insisted hauling my ashes should precede dinner. I didn't argue with her. One time after extensive correspondence, I told a gal I would like to take a long ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 25, 2019:

@bookofmoron If you count just her as a "local sights" yes. Originally, I wanted to tour the fall colors in the mountains. It took almost a year to visit the mountains when we go off day light saving time. Photos alone don't justify the fall colors in the mountains it isn't visited in **person.** I tried anyway.

Just where are these women at??

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Definitely not (on the first date).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 25, 2019:

One time, I dated an asexual for **five years** before she changed her mind. She went from one extreme to the other. At the far extreme she had two other boyfriends -- one of which was married -- so she could catch up.

I got hurt on one as a and still an overly cautious on them.

IamNobody comments on Sep 25, 2019:

How are you going to get on the stair way to heaven?? 😇😇

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 25, 2019:

You have successful explained why one should travel on the highway to Hell.

Not going to drink sea water anymore

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 25, 2019:

There's not a lot more to say on this subject.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 25, 2019:

I've heard enough stand up comedians references to mating whales, whale wangs, whale threesomes (almost required for whales to have sex) and assorted lurid details to know this can turn this discussion into epic length. It's what a 10 year old would find appealing. However, I haven't seen any 10 year olds on line and if I do, I'll ignore them. QED, I won't be giving the epic tales related to the topic. Oh, there's more to say but you won't hear it from me.

Perk up!

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I don't give a fuck.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 25, 2019:

I forget. Who asked for your fuck?

copacetic--varient meanings in different contexts--usually satisfactory & in good order, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## It's used almost exclusively in North America. Origin is mysterious but some think it's from the black community.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

@itsmedammit "What would you do if a girl kissed you?" "I'd kiss her back." "What if she was a real tall girl?" (Curly & Moe) "My uncle made a fortune in corn... at $10 a gallon." (Shemp)

Just when I think I have heard it all, a co-worker at lunch told us about a coupon she found for ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## Mercy sakes, no. First, lie dectectors are not considered accurate by the courts and are considered undependable. Second, there are ways to beat lie dectectors.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow You're being amazingly agreeable with my previous statement. As they say about an Italian university, Wot's a'Matter U?

Just when I think I have heard it all, a co-worker at lunch told us about a coupon she found for ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Polygraphs are only accurate 90% of the time if you look at the evidence the industry provides, the cigarette industry stated for decades that they were 100% safe,before being totally discredited. the FBI said that hair analysis was 100% accurate for years only to finally say it was junk science....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

>Polygraphs are only accurate 90% of the time if you look at the evidence the industry provides . . . . If you listen to me, I'm amazingly amazing yet modest about it. If you listen to Trump he is a stable genius and knows all the best words. Not that an industry would **lie** about their product either. Don't you know vaping is harmless?

Legitimate question

darthfaja comments on Sep 24, 2019:

🤔

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

🎦📷📸📹🎥🤳

Just when I think I have heard it all, a co-worker at lunch told us about a coupon she found for ...

TheDoubter comments on Sep 24, 2019:

i prefer to rely on someone's word

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

Besides, what is this if not a group of skeptics? We're sensitive to tall tales and outright lies.

For all the GUYS...Food for thought!!!!

St-Sinner comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Some women, most or in general?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

@St-Sinner I do not agree with you. I will keep it under careless consideration. @Zesty; In South Florida approximately 8 to 10% of the population are swingers ( not full time). When I lived near St. Petersburg, South Florida, it was where the elephants went to die. High percentage of elderly. What got to me was "adult communities." At first, I thought it was swingers. **However** what it meant was a community solely for the elderly, no grandchildren allowed. Residents were required to raise their shades by ten in the morning to indicate there was life inside. Are you including in "adult communities" as swingers?

The letter carrier left this behind.

scurry comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Gaaaa!!! That wouldn't be terrifying at all!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

I'd use my rhinoceros hide welding gloves to handle that little fellow.

We all know trump is a flat out racist.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

1619 was the date of the introduction of the first slaves to the English colonies if my history is right.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

Mayflower arrived in New England on November 11, 1620 after a voyage of 66 days.

This I think I have some skill at.

Marionville comments on Sep 23, 2019:

It’s a new one for me too!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 24, 2019:

@Marionville Do they travel at speeds measured in furlongs per fortnight? 🧐🧐

Column: Godly Trump shined his light on California’s homeless — and it was (not) good - Chicago ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## It's a hard sale to make a claim of Christian America.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@altschmerz My definition is a rather loose one. A Christian is one who declares Christ is his lord and savior. There are people who would rape an entire pre-school and **still** say Christ is their lord and savior. Christian **behavior** is following the commandment to love everyone.

For all the GUYS...Food for thought!!!!

St-Sinner comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Some women, most or in general?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@zesty >On each good swingers site women's and men's performance levels are graded. I've never visited those sites. I would guess the number of swingers contrasted to the general population would be tiny. > You have a long, thick, courved cock and you like to give anal. Why should you waste your time with a woman with a tight asshole? I toss my dick over my shoulder so the cat won't consider whacking at it. 😺😸😹😼 On the extreme basic level sex is about friction. If she's got a tight asshole it will be more intense sex. However, my unscientific personal research says a woman who wants anal is a rare find. Same story for golden showers, anilingus, three way bestiality, whips, chains . . . . Been wrong before. Go forth and elucidate the errors of my assumptions.

This I think I have some skill at.

Marionville comments on Sep 23, 2019:

It’s a new one for me too!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

How often are you escorted by the "middle English"?

NARRISCHKEIT. - Noun...foolishness, nonsense. Yiddish, from the German narrische (foolish).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

G'mar hatima tova to you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Marionville Similar bans extend to chitterlings and cow kidneys.

For all the GUYS...Food for thought!!!!

St-Sinner comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Some women, most or in general?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@St-Sinner Every woman has her off day, especially when she's ill, coughing up lung lungers and dripping snot.

NARRISCHKEIT. - Noun...foolishness, nonsense. Yiddish, from the German narrische (foolish).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

G'mar hatima tova to you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Marionville Because I've traveled abroad and never seen kippers on the menu, I make the unreasonable assumption they're not that good. Disclaimer: I've never been to your part of the planet. However, I have eaten things that are spectacularly good and **never** on the menu, I am left in a quandary. Care for a sweet potato stuffed possum? Perchance a Hoover hog? A whistle pig?

At what point are things assumed to be exclusive?

Annabelle95991 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

One at a time is my moto

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

It is an approach that keeps the book keeping down.

My last beach visit this year😭😭😭😭

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## The nearest ocean for me is a four hour drive. Instead, we jump into the local shark free mountain lakes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Stephanie99 I still remember the leeches in the lake of my childhood. Did you save them for fish bait?

For all the GUYS...Food for thought!!!!

St-Sinner comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Some women, most or in general?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@zesty I've only met one woman with whom I had **bad** sex. As a general rule, if they're looking forward to intercourse, it'll always be good. Either asking or giving out details for individual women's sexual performance levels is inappropriate, inadvisable and tacky. Now aren't you ashamed you asked?

Broken things..

St-Sinner comments on Sep 23, 2019:

is the last one a pacifier? lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

Your purity and innocent ways are fabled.

NARRISCHKEIT. - Noun...foolishness, nonsense. Yiddish, from the German narrische (foolish).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

G'mar hatima tova to you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Marionville Like sardines, I've always seen a kipper served out the can -- never served fresh.

My last beach visit this year😭😭😭😭

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## The nearest ocean for me is a four hour drive. Instead, we jump into the local shark free mountain lakes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Charlene My grandfather took me to see it in 1960 at a first run theater. I have had trouble finding his other films dubbed in English.

NARRISCHKEIT. - Noun...foolishness, nonsense. Yiddish, from the German narrische (foolish).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

G'mar hatima tova to you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Marionville You're using Yiddish and you don't know? Oy vey! Such a shiksa! It's an expression used at the end of Yom Kipper: "May you be sealed in the book of life." BTW Yom Kipper doesn't mean a small tasty canned fish.

For all the GUYS...Food for thought!!!!

St-Sinner comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Some women, most or in general?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

He never met Petunia. Gave her a house and she won't do house work. Buy groceries and she expects to dine out. Give her a smile and she wonders what I am up to. She can generate her own crap without me.

My last beach visit this year😭😭😭😭

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## The nearest ocean for me is a four hour drive. Instead, we jump into the local shark free mountain lakes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Charlene One of the most ancient toothless fish in the sea. They're generally found on large rotting carcasses. First time I heard of them was in the film by Federico Fellini *La Dolce Vita.* Have you seen that film? Fresh water lakes don't have lamprays. **Mountain** lakes don't have alligators because reptiles can't stand cold water. Petunia prefers late night swims in indoor motel swimming pools. Any time a fish brushes against her, she tends to panic.

I attended an 8-minute speed dating event tonight and met 7 men.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

>Don’t start conversations with any of the following . . . . Okay but what do we start conversations with? "Hello mama. Got some big ta-ta's there. Mind if I sqeeze them and yell 'honk, honk'?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@UUNJ Sounds like Cecil D. Demill's "How did you love the movie?" Your preferred response sounds trite but possibly effective. I used to have a girl friend (Linda Hand, were art thou?) who preferred the honk honk. I got good mileage from "Hello happy soul." If she asked me how I am feeling, I tell her "I'm feeling hung down, brung down, inspected, injected, dejected and rejected" or "I'm amazingly amazing yet modest about it."

pal·an·quin /ˌpalənˈkēn/ noun (in India and the East) a covered litter for one passenger, ...

altschmerz comments on Sep 22, 2019:

You should add a picture.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@altschmerz While you're up, get me a grant.🎓 The current occupant of the White House is famous for not paying his bills.

Not a good goal

silverotter11 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Fuckin' truth right *there*!! Damn whoda thunk?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@bobwjr Him and his cronies were sent into exile by the Saudi government long before 9/11. It **ought to be** a clear sign the Saudis did not endorse either him or his supporters, regardless of their birth place.

I'm all for Fair&Balanced but I wish main street media would leave that up to Fox News!I personally ...

jerry99 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Religion, along with alcohol and drugs, is the opiate of the people.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

@jerry99 I should have added that entertainment and social media also work effectively to distract people from looking hard at serious issues facing our society, primarily corrupt leadership and environmental threats. I have a simpler, more annoying explanation: we got a lot of people who don't want to read. To me one of the more amazing things in the US is when they're faced with watching a re-run of Wheel of Fortune vs the evening news, they pick the wheel.

Storms ...

Robecology comments on Sep 21, 2019:

If you want the best maps for weather...go here...click on the various bands....I love shortwave...click on the blue boxes at the top for interesting sections and "loops". https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/sector_band.php?sat=G16§or=taw=07=24

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

@Robecology Not for me with user friendly explanations like "Band 16 is used for mean tropospheric air temperature estimation, tropopause delineation, and as part of quantitative cloud products for cloud opacity estimation, cloud-top height assignments of cloud-drift motion vectors, and supplementing Automated Surface Observing System (ASOS) observations." Think I ought to bring an umbrella❓😖🌦️🌧️⛈️🌩️🌂

pal·an·quin /ˌpalənˈkēn/ noun (in India and the East) a covered litter for one passenger, ...

Charlene comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I need a couple of those..I have several, already..in Jamaica..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

I've heard tales of impassable roads down there. There are worthless debates when a sedan chair becomes a sedan chair.

Not a good goal

silverotter11 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Fuckin' truth right *there*!! Damn whoda thunk?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

You were misinformed. In 1994, the Saudis took away ben Ladin's citizenship making him stateless. They also seized his multi-million bank account. To make it sting worse, the House of Saudi did the same thing to his organization. Bin Ladin fled to Afghanistan. Because of his civic works in their country, the Afghans viewed him as an honored visitor. Therefore they refused US demands to release him and the US, after a lot of whining, invaded Afghanistan. The rest, me bucko, is history. >Damn whoda thunk? Don't ask for a list of Americans with short term memory problems and learning problems.

I'm all for Fair&Balanced but I wish main street media would leave that up to Fox News!I personally ...

jerry99 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Religion, along with alcohol and drugs, is the opiate of the people.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

@jerry99 Opiates means drugs made based on opium. That includes: Fentanyl (Actiq, Duragesic, Fentora) Hydrocodone (Zohydro ER, Hysingla ER) Hydrocodone with acetaminophen (Lorcet, Lortab, Norco, Vicodin) Hydromorphone (Dilaudid, Exalgo) Meperidine Methadone (Dolophine, Methadose) Oxycodone (OxyContin, OxyFast, Roxicodone) Oxycodone with acetaminophen (Roxicet, Endocet, Percocet) If you're sitting around with a gooey black block of opium, an opium den is not required. Frequently opium is burned with tobacco sometimes in a cigarette.

I'm all for Fair&Balanced but I wish main street media would leave that up to Fox News!I personally ...

jerry99 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Religion, along with alcohol and drugs, is the opiate of the people.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

The word "drugs" includes opiates.

Storms ...

Robecology comments on Sep 21, 2019:

If you want the best maps for weather...go here...click on the various bands....I love shortwave...click on the blue boxes at the top for interesting sections and "loops". https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/sector_band.php?sat=G16§or=taw=07=24

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

@Robecology The only think I want out of weather radar is "where is it raining/snowing" and "Is it coming this way." Don't care if they've got elevated ozone levels in Florida.

pal·an·quin /ˌpalənˈkēn/ noun (in India and the East) a covered litter for one passenger, ...

altschmerz comments on Sep 22, 2019:

You should add a picture.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 22, 2019:

Your request has been granted. Where shall I send the bill?

Is Cherokee our National Language?

bobwjr comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Perfect I am 1/4 Cherokee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 21, 2019:

When I go to the Cherokee reservation in Cherokee, NC, I never hear Cherokee spoken.

Storms ...

Robecology comments on Sep 21, 2019:

If you want the best maps for weather...go here...click on the various bands....I love shortwave...click on the blue boxes at the top for interesting sections and "loops". https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/sector_band.php?sat=G16§or=taw=07=24

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 21, 2019:

It's a shade overkill for me. What does "upper level water vapor" mean? Thirty percent humidity at 10,000 feet ⁉️ 🤔

Fact-checking President Trump’s wild jabs at Joe Biden - The Washington Post

Killtheskyfairy comments on Sep 21, 2019:

So how many documented lies does that make now? 5,000?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 21, 2019:

@Killtheskyfairy Washington Post estimates 21,000 lies or misleading statements since Trump took office. They had to introduce the bottomless Pinocchio rating for Trump.

Ah, yes, for that silky green hair.

OldMetalHead comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Islam isn't a race though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 21, 2019:

>Islam isn't a race though True. However most Muslims people happen to meet are brown.

Kerry king wrote in the song americon "it's all about motherfucking oil, regardless of the flag upon...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:

## Popular mythology. Right now the US produces a **surplus ** of domestic oil. We have so much oil, we sell it abroad. We don't need to fight wars for oil. We always buy at the global price when the US has had shortfalls of oil production. When we do invade Opec countries, we don't seize ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Maybe you think the US lacks refineries?

Damn megachurches

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Am not tempted no matter how many waterslides they put up.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 20, 2019:

Stupid question of the month: how many water parks do you go to?

JUBE.

AnonySchmoose comments on Sep 19, 2019:

I've eaten jujubes, yet I never knew what a jube is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose Now if there were only shade producing cactus. 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵:-)

JUBE.

AnonySchmoose comments on Sep 19, 2019:

I've eaten jujubes, yet I never knew what a jube is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose Here in local forests we have the most incredibly verdant hardwood forests. If a person steps six feet off the hiking trail, it's impossible to see them. People can vanish from police in those forests for years. A memorable example was the Atlanta Olympics bomber, Eric Rudolph. From 1998 to 2003 he stepped into the Nantahala National Forest (about 50 miles from me) with a $1million reward and the FBI looking for him -- five years camping out occasionally going dumpster diving in town. All he had to do was step six feet off the trail. To me one of the big thing about those forests is each tree evaporates about bathtub of water daily. In summer the humidity couldn't get any higher unless you were standing in a thunderstorm. The humidity raises the heat index. Eric was one stinky dude. Don't get carried away planting your trees. It could make it feel hotter.

JUBE.

AnonySchmoose comments on Sep 19, 2019:

I've eaten jujubes, yet I never knew what a jube is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose Case of I've been wrong before. 👨‍🌾👩‍🌾

Let's make California polluted again. Trump rolls back car emmission standards. [latimes.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Posted a similar article yesterday. He is so braindead. Next hell lift cafe standards.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Then there is my voodoo cyberspace hex theory. Maybe Mistress Marie Laveau got carried away with us heathens. ⚡🧙‍♀️

JUBE.

AnonySchmoose comments on Sep 19, 2019:

I've eaten jujubes, yet I never knew what a jube is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose The video says it thrives in hot dry summers. I maybe wrong (Satan forbid!) but that doesn't sound like Hawaii. Hawaii sounds like frequent rains with the same temperature all year. The hostess says her tree grows in Oklahoma where it gets unbearably hot in the summer and bitterly cold in the winter.

....but is pimping easy?

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 19, 2019:

So. Not wanting to look stupid I had to look up Emo. Wikipedia did okay, but also offered the following (it made me laugh).