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Zap. You're all frogs.

wolf041 comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Zeus and Thor were simply replaced by jebus after centuries of war and oppression . 30 years ac go I would have agreed that the world was coming around. The better part of the last century was spent crawling out of the dark ages world wide, but with the current trends to dumb down society ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 29, 2019:

Thanks to the Internet, one can search out sources that confirm one's invalid beliefs and general ignorance with exceptional ease.

Réchauffé noun a warmed-up dish of food.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Chafing dish comes to mind

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 29, 2019:

A whining Petunia comes to my mind. "What? We had that last night."

New for this winter.

CommonHuman comments on Dec 18, 2019:

I have no problem pumping my own gas.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 29, 2019:

@Doraz I hear this complaint primarily from the clerks at convenience stores with gasoline pumps.

Since my friend Max died ,,, had a day of whisky and projectile vomit .

BitFlipper comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Uncontrolled anger can be expensive.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 29, 2019:

You know you've gotten old when projectile vomiting isn't fun any more.

Conspirators Claim Burger King's Impossible Whopper Giving Men Breasts Burger King’s ...

Outlier comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Check the ingredients: Do you see silicone? Nope! Zero, Nada, None! Impossible Burger ingredients list: Water, Textured Wheat Protein, Coconut Oil, Potato Protein, Natural Flavors, 2% or less of: Leghemoglobin (soy), Yeast Extract, Salt, Soy Protein Isolate, Konjac Gum, Xanthan Gum, ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 29, 2019:

>Do you see silicone? Nope! Zero, Nada, None! Feed her all the silicon she can tolerate and she won't get bigger tits. Silicon bags used to be surgically implanted under breast tissue. Eating silicon won't do anything. That being said, the real scare is the impossible burger uses soy. a plant based estrogen. If you graduated from high school, you'll know estrogen is a hormone related to breast growth. They shoot up chickens with estrogen for more white breast meat. They have been doing that to produce larger, cheaper chickens and big tit chicken generally show up on the school lunch menu. This growth hormone in chickens is sometimes is sometimes cited for buxom 12 year olds that can look you in the eye. Progress. There's no stopping it. Put it in the burgers too?

No comparasion

bklynite53 comments on Dec 29, 2019:

I sent an email to the White House about the cancer thing. Having multiple myeloma I wanted his knowledgeable opinion . Taking many trips to Palm Springs from San Diego we passed all those windmills on I -10 . Do I need to stop going to Palm Springs via I-10. And what is a safe distance from these ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 29, 2019:

Myeloma? Had to look it up. My condolences. One thing about this group is I get to look up whatever they're suffering from, compare it to how I'm feeling, notice how many symptoms match up and, whine "Oh, no. Not me too?" More on topic, the people that don't like windmills are the ones who think they're unsightly and sometimes noisy because they're not oiled regularly. Those people think it's petty reason and come up serious nonsense why they don't like them, i.e. cancerous windmills. "I'm surrounded by **idiots**!" -- Dr. Evil. I'll have to get back to you the next time I'm looking for wild times while visiting Palm Springs.

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:

## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 28, 2019:

@MsDemeanour All is forgiven. Go forth and sin some more. Why I'd even let you have a shot of Petunia's Irish whiskey, Old Bushmills to celebrate the errors of our ways. In the winter Petunia likes to alternate hot chocolate with Irish coffee.

Your only as young as the woman you feel. —— Groucho Marx

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

He was a hoot.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 28, 2019:

@bklynite53 I had heard something like 30% to 50% of his show didn't make it to air time because of the censors.

In a Galaxy far far away...

BudFrank comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Good catch by somebody. If they were an advanced civilization they would have used torx head screws. They should know you’ll just strip out screws with Phillips head

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 28, 2019:

Dam the Allen head wrenches! Full speed ahead.

Words of wisdom.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Lots of space to be lost in in his cranium.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 28, 2019:

State secret: he grows geraniums in is cranium.

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:

## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 28, 2019:

@MsDemeanour >A 'scotchman' is a Chivas Regal drinker. What are the Scottish women drinking? (I tried to google it but was lead down blind alleys with worthless details about the amount alcohol consumed, types of beers, brands of whiskeys, yatta, yatta). From the sound of it, they're drinking 40% more alcohol than us gringos. **My people!** Seriously when my ancestors got off the ship, I'm convinced they said "We don't want any white women." Then they started showing the native American women the quirks of distilling fire water. Tribal women started exposing them to something called bitters, native herbs and exotic things like how to eat cattail roots. Due to the high rate of alcoholism among native Americans, tribal chiefs banned my ancestors from their tribes forcing us to accept white women as our fate. Today if you visit a reservation, you will discover you can't buy a stiff drink. **My people!**

Most frightening word in the world.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 27, 2019:

China and India are building huge facial recognition systems. Some are around in the West as well. Much info will be gleaned from the internet. China already has a social score that can affect you getting a job or apartment or air flights, etc. Big Brother is here; for now, he is, mostly, watching....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

I was reading an story about an interviewer who called up the chief of the L.A. police after telling a detailed step by step of everywhere the chief had been for the last three months. The chief granted an interview but only at his place of worship.

Christian Conservative Claims Star Wars Is Based On The Bible Leave it to a conservitave.

NHjulie comments on Dec 27, 2019:

All fictional stories have similarities. There are only so many different storylines. All the more proof it's just another story.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

All stories have a degree of conflict, sometimes referred to as the McGovern or some such nonsense.

What is :?

KKGator comments on Dec 24, 2019:

And I can't get the puke emoji back? Seriously?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@altschmerz >what I want is the nausea reaction button back! I'd settle with people dropping by with a snack tray, mixers and many jugs of assorted firewater. That's not working out either. 😩

We are all faced with problems.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

> . . . and cooked myself a good English breakfast, fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes and lots of toast and honey. After spending too much time on a message base dominated by Brits that loved to bicker about what a full English breakfast includes, now I sort of know what it means. It means you got...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@Lorajay >Perhaps the Brits know what grits are Unless they've visited Dixie, they have no clue what grits are. Last I heard 75% of grits don't leave Dixie and are largely unknown outside the US. The major deal with grits is "doctoring" them. Without adding stuff to grits, it's like eating a hot soggy slice of white bread. Grits are normally served plain to visitors. The visitor is expected to do their own "doctoring." For most people that's adding adding plenty of salt and butter. However, when they're served to visitors nobody explains that to them and hence the poor opinion from people outside of Dixie. They figure it's gruel. I mix graded cheddar cheese to my grits. I used to top my grits with a pair of soft coddled eggs. Petunia likes me to crumble bacon and scrambled eggs in her grits. We both add too much salt. What she wants is Mari Gras style grits with shrimp and other ingredients I can't remember. Unlike other types of grits, the Mari Gras version is full dinner. For most people grits are **white** steel drum grown, although I prefer whole grain yellow stone grown grits because I'm a grits snob. Let's not forget the hominy grits either . . . . It's like oatmeal: unless you add **other stuff** to them, it's gruel. People from Dixie we view oatmeal as radiator sealant.

Read my new column, "Lying Donald Loses Again.

uncle-ernie comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I see the address doesn't work in here. The only place on the internet it doesn't work. Who designed this place, the three stooges?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow > Unless intentional, you can't sue if it's free. One can always sue even if the odds of winning the case are highly unlikely. In my soup kitchen example, one could press charges of attempted manslaughter and sue for the money to pay for hospitalization. As far as Ernie is concerted, he is taking a stab getting free advertising for his group. I figure it's ineffective here and elsewhere. He could always sue this group if for no other reason than to raise laughter in the court before his case was tossed out.

She gave her all.

LeeLou comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Hehe! I like that the cat is vegan

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@LeeLou Don't forget to show your work to the members who say they want to meet men. They will visit your private message box with high frequency and excitement. Not that'd I'd mislead anyone, young innocent that I am. 🤭

Read my new column, "Lying Donald Loses Again.

uncle-ernie comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I see the address doesn't work in here. The only place on the internet it doesn't work. Who designed this place, the three stooges?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow >However, the people that design this site work for nothing. Sort of like saying "The unpaid volunter at the soup kitchen gave me food poisoning but it's okay. Nobody pays him." For negative energy cut'n'paste Ernie's web page into your browser. It's the haunt of many a yellow bellied sap sucker.

She gave her all.

LeeLou comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Hehe! I like that the cat is vegan

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@LeeLou All is forgiven. Go forth and sin some more.

The horror is real, folks

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2019:

#1 more times than I can count

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

I go fishing for the instructions on the box. Was that one third a cup of cooking oil or two thirds?

Blasphemy isn't a crime. It's a human right!

BudFrank comments on Dec 26, 2019:

I think the gender of the accuser has a lot to do with it, too

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

In Detroit, nobody will care if Mr. Senior Citizen files a rape charge against Christie Brinkley after drawing a picture of Mohamed. This stuff happens all the time with zero news coverage. Christie is a frequent visitor at rest homes, don't ya' know?

A California woman took her date to a hockey game.

callmedubious comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Even though I played hockey as a kid I can understand why someone would just leave the game. I watch a few sports on TV but not hockey which I find boring. They all wear faceguards and helmets which takes away the individualism. When I was young not even the goalie wore a mask or helmet. Also it ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

During the brawl, a hockey game broke out.

She gave her all.

LeeLou comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Hehe! I like that the cat is vegan

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

He ravenously ate the meat first. Afterwards, he decided to speak over a pile of collard greens because he didn't want to eat them and Karen was annoying him. Cats know all the future lottery numbers but they won't tell you what they are. -- Patrick the crazy Irishman.

Trump’s Favorite Cable-News Channel is Now One America News President Trump’s current ...

freeofgod comments on Dec 27, 2019:

How much deeper can this crap get.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

Forget the hip boots. Break out the deep sea diving gear.

In my advancing years I have been asking myself this.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Just live until you die. we are not around long enough to make any real difference in the grand scheme of things.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@VAL3941 >I have no option but to live ! In 15,000 years from now, someone will find a rock over a disturbed patch of earth with your name on it. If literacy is still a thing, they'll ask "Who he?" No one will answer. That's what your life is worth.

In my advancing years I have been asking myself this.

seattlepanda comments on Dec 27, 2019:

My dad lived in a care center last 8 years of his life...he wondered why he was there(still alive)...I knew numerable people who visited with him, listened to him...thier lives were changed by him... ...long as you are here, there is a use for you...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 27, 2019:

@VAL3941 It's typo time! (You may want to scroll up two notches). >Why are we al, here at all I'm not Al. 😆 If I was, I'd tell you.

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:

## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 26, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >And they would be lying.... Come here, me bucko. This is why I got thrown off Facebook: **True** Christian is an idealized creature that doesn't exist. It's up there with the expression *"No true Scotchman . . . . " There are people who'll argue Catholics aren't *true* Christian. Facebook considered that hate speech and threw me off for good.

It's starting to bug me that at least one person on here who posts, always has to criticize someone ...

moosepucky comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Wow.... hope that it isn't me 🤔

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 26, 2019:

@indelible We'll be playing guessing game now.

Oh those crazy christians, what will they think of next?

SukiSue comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Oh geez. That's just weird.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 26, 2019:

@Surfpirate >Cow Island isn't really an island . . . . Only after hurricanes does it become an island. I wonder if it's a master plan to rinse out the pesticides in the crop duster.

How many singles are alone on Christmas?

indirect76 comments on Dec 24, 2019:

“Being an atheist, it should be like any other day”. Disagree

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 26, 2019:

Your reasons? Should the assembled masses bask in the glory that is you instead? I like Christmas partly because it's treated as a feast day as well as an excuse to visit friends and exchange tokens of friendship. It's also today's excuse to take the unwanted mechanice back to the store and make money. For Christmas Petunia got me drill bits. She hid my rusty drill bits while shifting around her clutter and wants me to do some improvements around here. I had told her either find my rusty drill bits under her clutter or buy me a new set. Additionally she bought me highly specialized cooking tools because I do the 95% of cooking around here. Want to see my jalapeno de-seeding knife? Last year it was an avocado knife so I could make guacamole more frequently. See a gift pattern?

How many singles are alone on Christmas?

Stephanie99 comments on Dec 25, 2019:

I got my plumbing done yesterday, and turns out I got 3 invitations for today. I'll try to manage a couple of them. Why do people leave these invites for the last minute?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 26, 2019:

>Why do people leave these invites for the last minute? You shouldn't ask. The major deal is not everyone reads your post on the same day you post it. Some of us wonder how cute you are and have no plans to do free plumbing. Wait long enough and you'll get the plumbing fixed without them. Of course, once that happens you'll have some thing to talk about with them. BTW, I have replaced my share of sink faucet washers. That's what normally screws up. There are two majors trick to that after you've turned off the water and removed (after many curses) the washer. 1) Take the washer to the nearest hardware store and use the magic words: See this? Me want this. Use those words on a hardware clerk. Otherwise you'll be spending far, far too much time looking through drawers trying to find **exactly** what you want. It turns out there are things hardware clerks refer to as "outlaw washers." These are washers that manufacturers discontinued. A clever hardware clerk will refer you to the oldest hardware store in your area where they got stuck with those washers 30 years ago and have been waiting for you to walk in the door. If that's the case, it'll be an expensive washer. Disclaimer: I used to own and operate a 70 year old apartment complex in Funky Town. 2) Buy ten of those washers. They'll wear out again. Over the next twenty years, you'll save trips to the hardware store. Unless it's an outdoor faucet and you have to replace it, you'll need a **highly specialized** wrench you'll need every twenty years. It lets you lie on your back, look up with a flashlight, stick the wrench in a narrow space where you can't get your hands and unscrew the faucet while every piece of rust under the sink falls in your face. Be prepared to spit and use your finest vulgarities. Wear safety glasses for obvious reasons. While faucet wrenches aren't cheap they're way cheaper than a plumber. Should I tell you I hate plumbing? I'm certainly not traveling 1,200 miles north (one way) to fix your faucet

Trump is one of the only people happy to get coal for xmas...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 25, 2019:

## Once I've seen the heating bill double, I want the coal.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

@EMC2 >you will not see the heating bill double. That's the point in burning coal: **not** to double the heating bill from the utility company. If Santa is going to **give me coal** it's no cost to me.

Just in case anyone was wondering.😁

QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 25, 2019:

Good at what in bed?!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

In bed, I've met women who excel in swatting the snooze alarm. For the current one, I have to throw the cat in the bed room after I've baked the biscuits and made her coffee. The second she hears Percy, our tomcat, sharpening his claws on the wicker laundry basket she bolts upright and chases him out. As a result, Petunia insists Percy's full name is "Last Cat." I'm hoping it'll be our last wicker laundry basket.

Happy Holidays!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2019:

Happy Holidays and may your weather be kind to you. (it was 71 here today)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

If it gets any warmer here, I'll have to get the lawn mower fixed.

May your holiday meal be tasty!

Robecology comments on Dec 24, 2019:

We who stay alive for another 20-30 years might see the end of seeing these creatures in the wild...the north pole might go completely ice-free in a few years...they'll be preserved in zoos and small, human-controlled "preserves" but we will rarely - if ever again - see them in this voracious state....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

>We who stay alive for another 20-30 years might see the end of seeing these creatures in the wild... There are darn few people who say things like "Hell, let's run off to the Arctic Circle and see the polar bears." This time of year, I'm thinking running off to Cuba for the coffee. I get stares when I tell people there are animals that **ought to be** extinct so I can stay at the top of the food chain. Polar bears will rip the door off a house. Tent campers stand no chance.

Being a vegan is tough

bookofmorons comments on Dec 24, 2019:

for many it just melts off naturally due to poor diet and self imposed starvation

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods Healthy if you don't mind the frequent thunder farts and bowel movements.

What is :?

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 24, 2019:

If you don't know what it means, what's the problem with it? You must have some idea what it means, correctly or not? Personally, I've no idea what it means... Do you find it offensive?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

>Personally, I've no idea what it means... You're as helpful as ever. 👎

What is :?

KKGator comments on Dec 24, 2019:

And I can't get the puke emoji back? Seriously?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

Your request never comes with drinks and a snack tray. Therefore the response from the administrators: "Yea. Her. What has she done for us?" The more practical thing is to copy and paste puke emojis. 🤮

What is :?

freeofgod comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I want the angry emoji back. At least it was useful in todays political climate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

Would these do for the angry emoji? 😡🤬

Froideur ”coolness : coldness of manner” Another read word.

Marionville comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Straight from the French.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

That is why dictionary dot com adds: * Words nearby froideur: frogmarch, frogmouth, frogspawn, frogstool, frohman, froideur, froissart, frolic, frolicsome, from, from bad to worse * Now I have to go teach my spell checker a new word. Why look, it's a frolicsome frogmarch!

Today's shopping challenge

Duchess comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Wow, 'Faithful' is expensive !

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

It is as expensive as wealthy. All things considered, nothing that say you can't buy more than one. Got a twenty on you?

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

EyesThatSmile comments on Dec 21, 2019:

That meme is awesome.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

@Triphid It's "speechless and blushing" -- in that order, spelling those words in lower case as part of my miracle working plan. Be amazed. Tell your friends. Hire the dancing women. Ask for Bernice. I'm amazingly amazing, yet modest about it. Either that or you're easily impressed. In the meantime, how's summer working out for you?

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

Triphid comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Hey, that depends on in which hemisphere you are living, e,g. in the Northern Hemisphere the Winter Solstice is the Shortest Day of the year and the days begin to lengthen after that, in the Southern Hemisphere it is the opposite way round.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

I can see a Navajo chief getting the twitches after you called them Indians. @Triphid >you are definitely NOT either Navajo nor Cherokee in my opinion Where you going with this? It comes down to I asked you if Aussie aboriginals had solar observatories and got the answer back that in 10,000 words or more that said "Beats me. They won't tell us." At this point, I'm willing to say "Go forth and sin some more." I've never made a claim to be Cherokee or Navajo. Nobody is making that claim. Just because I've been to temple during the high holy days doesn't make me Jewish either. Will I be in deep trouble if I say I've been in Funky Town? Will you mistake me for a Frenchman if I mention I've been to Paris? You're such a silly boy.

Hello I'm a Jamaican atheist (still living in Jamaica).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 24, 2019:

>. . . . hoping to find a girlfriend who shares similar values as I do . . . ## Happy hunting. You might have to settle with a couger because most women in here are over 40. There are more retirees than people in their twenties. There is a chronic shortage of people living in the Carribean. Most...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 25, 2019:

@Rashede Phew. Glad to hear it. I could see you taking the next flight out to Detroit for wild times with Granny Good Wrench. BTW she can work wonders with a muffler bandage. The things guys will do for a woman who can fix their old cars would burn the ears in the telling.

While U R playing golf...

Diogenes comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Get it right with your "U R" - and I am not talking about your use acronyms. Trump does not "play" at anything- he 'cheats at golf'.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 24, 2019:

He is a well known golf cheat until he is playing the game with too many cameras focused on him.

Why I didn't have fishing bait?

Bn4fE5 comments on Dec 24, 2019:

The second mouse gets the cheese.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 24, 2019:

Once in a while the Mickey Rat team goes for the rat trap. The death rate is impressive.

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

Triphid comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Hey, that depends on in which hemisphere you are living, e,g. in the Northern Hemisphere the Winter Solstice is the Shortest Day of the year and the days begin to lengthen after that, in the Southern Hemisphere it is the opposite way round.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 24, 2019:

@Triphid >Now, is it ALL possible that you can understand that tiny bit of information? Yea. You don't know where natives' solar observatories are. They're veiled rumors to you. Maybe they got them, maybe they don't. Only 10,000 words for us to get us to the point where you admitted you don't know either. I asked the wrong person. Now for some random use of capitol letters: >Royston Stanley, who last name IS the same as mine was my Great, Great Grandfather, many times removed by the way, a Ship Owner and Captain from the Glamorgan region of Wales also from precisely where my Great Grandfather was born and my Grandfather who later moved to Australia where my Father, Stanley Royston was born in 1905. Over a century has gone by since anyone in your family has **seen** a Cherokee. That's why you want to call them "Indians" a term they consider offensive. It's highly likely you know squat about them either. It's why I want to give you the grand tour of Cherokee, North Carolina, casino optional. They tend to gather at a chain restaurant you may have heard of, Pizza Hut. Abandon all hope of getting a stiff drink on the reservation. On Native American reservations the tribe bans the sale of fire water. For reasons best not discussed, Native Americans have a much higher problem with alcoholism than white people. They've abandoned their native foods, except for popcorn and fry bread. Fry bread has gotten hard to come by. They don't use the flour their early ancestors used because it's too hard to make from scratch. If they sell you fry bread it'll be made from bleached white wheat flour, which is cheap, cheap, cheap. Easier to open the bag than make acorn flour from scratch. You can read up on my great-great-great grandfather in the book *Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.* The natives called him Sad Eye (he married into the tribe) but the troops called him Custer's commanding officer. The book was a best seller here in gringo land. Only a few pages on Sad Eye. Not to fear. I don't expect you to pick up a history book.

Why I didn't have fishing bait?

Bn4fE5 comments on Dec 24, 2019:

The second mouse gets the cheese.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 24, 2019:

Stepping over the corpse of the first one once the grief process has passed.

Good morning all.

MrLizard comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Good points. Not going to have to worry about that. We know the habits and needs of our guests. Only family, this year. But even then, I always respect their choices.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 24, 2019:

@MrLizard Not only that but in the dead of winter it's near impossible to find frogs for the prissy to suck.

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

Triphid comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Hey, that depends on in which hemisphere you are living, e,g. in the Northern Hemisphere the Winter Solstice is the Shortest Day of the year and the days begin to lengthen after that, in the Southern Hemisphere it is the opposite way round.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 24, 2019:

@Triphid Okay, you are unable to provide any information where the Aussie aboriginals solar observatory sites are located. You're also unable to comment on any of the points I raised. Instead, you'd rather take the easy route: take a shot at me. If you were a character in Hamlet, there'd be an exchange of: * Horacio, there be more things in heaven and earth than in our philosophy. * * Yea, what the fuck do you know? *

Good morning all.

MrLizard comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Good points. Not going to have to worry about that. We know the habits and needs of our guests. Only family, this year. But even then, I always respect their choices.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

Have a snort of Old Liver Rot, all ready, would you? It's not like it's going to kill 'ya or anything. It's gluten free. Half your brain back if you don't like it. Half the fun is pestering the prissy little frog suckers.

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:

## "Be safe, don’t drink and drive" Spoil sport. If you drink to wild excess and call a cab, you'll torture yourself with the question "Where's the car?" Likewise, if you bring a designated driver that'll be the person nagging you over having too much fun. That being said these days ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

@IrishTxJudy What I'd like to do is the wildly expensive hotel deal: party at the hotel, hit the midnight buffet, get the ultra tiny split of champagne, followed by sleeping on the ironed sheets at the hotel room and get up to the breakfast buffet after watching cable TV. I ran off and married a fundamentalist. You shouldn't ask what she thinks of that plan. Once she's said "Hang out with strangers getting drunk?" you won't want to hear the rest. Therefore the 11 p.m. nod off on the sofa plan at home.

Why I didn't have fishing bait?

GEGR comments on Dec 23, 2019:

And it is why I sleep LATE .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

The early worm gets the bird.

@admin Some time ago I reached level 8 and was told that I would get a T-shirt.

1of5 comments on Dec 23, 2019:

My wife never got hers. Real shame, too, since she wanted it shipped to my house so it would have gotten here when she was up for her first visit. We could have used the extra pen, too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

@1of5 >How do you guys manage? We manage with hollering and screaming. I hang my pictures of great masters and their naked women where she can't reach them and ignore her crucifixes and picture framed self righteous stuff like "With Jesus all things are possible" A few people have told me I'm working on sainthood.

@admin Some time ago I reached level 8 and was told that I would get a T-shirt.

IrishTxJudy comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I finally got mine, but it did take a good bit. Maybe they were out

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

I made the mistake of saying they were waiting for the cotton crop to come in before they shipped it. They got to pick the cotton, spin it into thread, weave the cloth . . . . That sparked an epic series of replies about the history of cotton in Dixie, the effects of the Civil War, why hand cotton picking is no longer done . . . . and hip boots came out.

@admin Some time ago I reached level 8 and was told that I would get a T-shirt.

1of5 comments on Dec 23, 2019:

My wife never got hers. Real shame, too, since she wanted it shipped to my house so it would have gotten here when she was up for her first visit. We could have used the extra pen, too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

My wife promptly stole the pen; hid the shirt. She's a fundamentalist.

Why I didn't have fishing bait?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2019:

who wants worms anyway?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

Nobody loves us. Everybody hates us Let's go eat some worms. Nobody knows how good we can live on worms three times a day.

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

Triphid comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Hey, that depends on in which hemisphere you are living, e,g. in the Northern Hemisphere the Winter Solstice is the Shortest Day of the year and the days begin to lengthen after that, in the Southern Hemisphere it is the opposite way round.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

@Triphid Since we don't have 1 dollar bills here . . . . That's why I said "it is the custom of **my people** not *your people.* It's not always about you. >As to the 'Lap Dance' offer/reward, well there are still a lot of us Aussie males . . . Two hundred out of every twenty millions? Two hundred is a **lot** of Aussies. >. . . who learned from our fathers to see women as equals, respect them and ADMIRE them as people rather than as Sex objects to be ogled and stared at. Your typical stripper dancer makes about $500 to $800 a night. Most women don't come anywhere close that kind of pay. While you may admire, respect, blab blab, them they're not *paid* that way. Will you need a step ladder to get off that high horse? Now for a little higher horse ". . . "putting a Sugar Glider into a Striptease Dancer's Thong" would classed as Animal Abuse and a downright disgusting thing to do, both for the Glider and the Dancer, wouldn't you agree?" I disagree. I intended to present a laughable and ridiculous image. Not everyone gets my jokes. If someone **tried** to get into sugar glider stuffing in a thong, I have no doubts the critter would scamper harmlessly away from a screaming and physically unharmed stripper. Those who might try thong stuffing with a small live animal would be escorted, probably violently, by the club's largest bouncer. >So I hope you now SEE that they were just 'dumb, black niggers' as I tend to think you may have been inferring. I said I hadn't heard of Australian aboriginals building solar observatories. BTW, "aboriginal" means the oldest group of people known living there, not "dumb black niggers." American tribal groups would rather be called "native Americans" rather than aboriginals. Likewise, Druids would be British aboriginals. Since I hadn't heard of Aussie aboriginals leaving solar observatory sites **out of personal ignorance** I needed to ask a question with someone who **might** know better. Unlike popular mythology, I don't know everything. Therefore I asked you and did not get an answer right away. >As for my Native American Indian Ancestors . . . . We should head to my favorite reservation, Cherokee, North Carolina. (Take a wild guess at which tribe). I want to be there when you refer to them as Indians. They get their feathers ruffled (figuratively -- their native head dress is a turban but they're more likely to wear a ball cap) when you call them "Indian." They're not from India. I want to be there when they throw you out of their casino for calling them Indians. My guess is you don't have enough native American ancestry for them to let you live on the reservation. Like most Americans, your ancestry dates back when as the invader they'd marry tribal women because there weren't enough white ...

Why do religious types always associate the most pleasurable things in life with being negative.

Secular_Squirrel comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Because if there is a form of nittpickery that is even the least bit culturally acceptable while not at all being rationally based, a lot of people will find release and satisfaction in that on some level. We see the same thing in how cursewords are treated, there is no rational basis to declare ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 23, 2019:

@Secular_Squirrel What your cited source says is those who know the most swear words also are the ones who know more words than anyone. Give the knowledgeable the test and they'll cite a ton of them. What it **doesn't say** is those who swear more frequently than anyone else are more intelligent. Has anyone quoted Stephen Hawkings or his ilk saying anything on the level of "Listen here you mother fucking bitch boy, you're just another dumb cunt in a sea of shit holes "? Nobody ever accused him of not knowing what that sentence meant either. As far as I know, he never said it either. Golly Wally, I know all the curse words as well. However many in this group can't want to find an excuse to use them, leaving other misspelled words and tortured grammar in their wake. That doesn't mean they're held in high regard for their unbridled brilliance in word choice. There's a reason the old expression is "Swears like a stable boy" instead of "Swears like brain surgeon."

Why do religious types always associate the most pleasurable things in life with being negative.

Secular_Squirrel comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Because if there is a form of nittpickery that is even the least bit culturally acceptable while not at all being rationally based, a lot of people will find release and satisfaction in that on some level. We see the same thing in how cursewords are treated, there is no rational basis to declare ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 22, 2019:

>there is no rational basis to declare a significant difference between fecal matter and shit . . . . There is no rationality . . . . "Fecal matter" takes longer to type and is easier to misspell. The bigger rationality is vulgarity identifies one's social and educational class. One is supposed to wander out of school sounding educated and therefore making others of that ilk more comfortable around them.

YOICKS - Exclamation.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 21, 2019:

## Unknown origin? Phiffly poo. *Origin of yoicks earlier hoik, hike, also yoaks. See: https://www.yourdictionary.com/yoicks

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 22, 2019:

@AgnoBill I wonder what caused my previous post on the origin of hoik, hike and yoaks to vanish. Piffly poo comes from elderly grandmother who fear saying "Sounds like loose dripping bullshit mixed with wimpy farts to me" in mixed company. No aren't you ashamed you asked?

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

Triphid comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Hey, that depends on in which hemisphere you are living, e,g. in the Northern Hemisphere the Winter Solstice is the Shortest Day of the year and the days begin to lengthen after that, in the Southern Hemisphere it is the opposite way round.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 22, 2019:

@Triphid > . . . .all I got from it was a good laugh. Didn't you get a lap dance out of Bernice in the process? It is the custom of my people to stick at least one dollar bill in topless a dancer's thong at the titty flopping dance club. Knowing you, you'd stick a sugar glider down her thong. In exchange I got nothing on Australian aboriginals making solar devices for determining the solstice in prehistory. You pays your money, you takes your chances.

Fakakta. — silly or rediculous

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Enough already with the Yiddish. One author said: *It’s a fakakta situation and it makes me want to plotz, so last weekend at the beach, I decided to finally say something to my schlep-appropriating friend. I said, “Listen, you can’t just borrow cultural elements from a minority group and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 21, 2019:

@bklynite53 The older one gets, the more one regrets the things they **didn't** do. I wonder if Yiddish theater is still a thing. Here in Seneca, SC, you'll never hear Yiddish spoken. As is I've yet to find Jews or a synagogue in my town. Up the road from me is a small town settled by Germans. Sometimes I wonder about that while I'm at their Oktoberfest.

Real Americans don't fly these...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:

## Real Americans consider Dixie part of their heritage. You saying people in Dixie fought on the side of the north Bubba?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 21, 2019:

@dan325 I think we've discovered a potential grant application for your hypothesis. Perhaps you should present your grant application proposal to Bob Jone's University's sociology department. I was impressed that after the Watts riots, people were able to start charitable organization for providing the community with child care centers, job training centers, free clinics, more housing projects etc. Burn it down, start again. Without the riots, the community's plight would have gone unrecognized. It reminded me of P.T. Barnum's maximum that there is no bad publicity.

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

yamaha45701 comments on Dec 21, 2019:

The Native American stone rings, Stonehenge, and Mayan pyramids all were part of trying to figure out the cosmos. Many cultures considered the moon, stars, and sun gods and worshiped them since the sun brought light and made crops grow. It was not hard to imagine that there were great powers at work...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 21, 2019:

@Triphid >At least they could see their “gods” and had proof they existed! Sounds better than "What the hell is that ball of fire? Where does it go at night?"

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

EyesThatSmile comments on Dec 21, 2019:

That meme is awesome.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 21, 2019:

Your admiration has left me speechless and blushing.

It's official: tonight is the longest night of the year.

Triphid comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Hey, that depends on in which hemisphere you are living, e,g. in the Northern Hemisphere the Winter Solstice is the Shortest Day of the year and the days begin to lengthen after that, in the Southern Hemisphere it is the opposite way round.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 21, 2019:

A most excellent comment. I shall send Bernice over to give you lap dance to reward you. Ignoramus that I am, I need to ask if the Australian aboriginals constructed anything to observe either solstice in the southern hemisphere.

Ex-KY Governor: I Pardoned a Child Rapist Since His Victim’s Hymen Was Intact Leave it to a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 21, 2019:

## Welcome to wild, uninformed speculation for children who need to have their brains warped and spines curved. >Maybe he sodimized her anally? Maybe he stuck it between her breasts and rubbed his dick between them until he came. Maybe he got a blow job or stuck it her nose or . . . . ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 21, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I know all could have happened . . . . Not nasal sex! Tell me it isn't true!

Real Americans don't fly these...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:

## Real Americans consider Dixie part of their heritage. You saying people in Dixie fought on the side of the north Bubba?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 20, 2019:

@dan325 >This I base on observations . . . . **. . . and your unsubstantiated opinion.** It's not backed up by any studies or fancy stuff like that. You hang out in funky town much? 😏

Real Americans don't fly these...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:

## Real Americans consider Dixie part of their heritage. You saying people in Dixie fought on the side of the north Bubba?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 20, 2019:

@dan325 >Depends on what you consider a race riot, A large racial group with no central organization or leader that causes wide spread destruction both to property and to unrelated individuals or groups. It's not like people step forward to start a riot and get people to sign up for next Thursday after lunch to join in the melee. You don't know who's in charge and good luck in figuring out who was involved later. This eliminates the KKK. They select one or more individuals for their wrath and are highly organized. Mind you, I'm not supporting the Klan by a long shot. They aren't in the race riot game as well as other hate groups. > The fact that black rioters attacked Korean businesses in Watts should therefore be unsurprising, given the general types of people who are prone to rioting. As far as I know there are no studies that identify "the general types" of people involved in race riots. If you're involved in a race riot afterwards you don't step forward and fill out a questionnaire. You are indulging in wild speculation what makes an individual join a riot. The Watts rioters were reacting to white policemen killing Marquette Frye, a black guy, for a traffic offense. This sparked an outcry about the community's long standing racial discrimination by the whites. One of the things was supermarkets couldn't get financing to open in the community because the banking industry and white operating loan organizations. The exception was the Koreans who raised their own money to open stores in Watts without taking out loans, including food stores that sold fresh fruit and vegetables. Without the Koreans, Watts would be the typical inner city food desert. Additionally, white business insurance companies refused to issue affordable business insurance to the inner city. This made start up business in the inner city extremely difficult. Watts residents had a shopping list of complaints and went nuts after Mr. Frye's unfortunate encounter with the police. No organization at all. That's what riots are. As you may have already guessed, I followed the Wall Street Journal's coverage of the riots.

Trump personally stepped in to cut Medicaid spending on Puerto Rico in budget deal, new report says ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Why PR? He probably found out last week that PR is part of the US. There are lots of people that don't know that.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 20, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow >I had a sociology class in college. I had a C++ class in college. It was the most difficult course I ever took. (For the guilty bystanders, it's a extremely cryptic computer language. Let me not start ranting how difficult C++ is). We had students that were convinced evolution wasn't real. They thought it a big conspiracy lead by biology professors. In my sophomore year in college, I ran into one coed who had to ask how to spell the word "ball." I don't think she came back the next quarter. Later I was in a military advanced electronics class where about 90% of the class flunked. They became instant boatswain mates. That's the guys that chip the paint, swab the deck, etc. while I went on to fix radars. Gee, that was a bad idea. All of that led be to conclude just because they got into a classroom doesn't mean they're all that well informed.

Trump personally stepped in to cut Medicaid spending on Puerto Rico in budget deal, new report says ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Why PR? He probably found out last week that PR is part of the US. There are lots of people that don't know that.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 20, 2019:

I hear the voice of Trump in this sentence: >There are lots of people that don't know that. Extremely ignorant people. Most of the territory's citizens live in the US. That's because there are better employment opportunities in the states rather than on the island. Once they've got a nest egg, they return to PR and buy a house. One can't live in NYC, the home Trump has abandoned, without meeting someone from PR. I suspect the reason Trump treats them so harshly is because he mistakes them for Mexicans.

Say what, now?

altschmerz comments on Dec 20, 2019:

This is a real book! OMG https://assets.booklocker.com/pdfs/3587s.pdf

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 20, 2019:

Oh my FSM! The link to **buy** that book is broken.

The ORIGINAL LIBERALS were all about COMPLETE FREE SPEECH ! : Jefferson, Washington, Franklin, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 17, 2019:

>These people demanded free speech. Unless it was from their slaves. The sedition act was an example of restricting speech, although it was repealed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 20, 2019:

@ToolGuy >your media is controlled by the wealthy oligarchs Righhhttttt They conspire daily at the Russian Tea Room in NYC Monday through Thursday between the hours of 3 p.m. and 4 p.m. They hammer out details like what's what and who's who. Then they break for dinner at McDonald's because they're long in the pockets, short in arms. They love those fried apple pies. I've been hearing so many Grand Conspiracies over the years, I started asking how do these things function, names of those involved and assorted silly things. The gullibility levels are so high, I should provide additional fiction for them. Now let me tell you about the tunneling guys at a pizza joint. You give Joe in the front office the thumb up your nose sign and you'll be directed to a Maxwell Smart style entrance. Take tunnel e7 to the 8 to 10 year olds child sex workers whorehouse. Remember the pizza joint that got shot up? Blame me. Either that or high gullibility levels of people to believe **anything.** Seriously, when I worked for small newspapers I kept wondering when I'd be told how to write up the next murder trial by these "wealthy oligarchs." If they were around, I'd skip attending the school board meetings along with the murder trial. Just give me the print outs and a willing publisher and I'll take the rest of the day off. Here's the real gig: editors and publishers have a rather loose feel what sells. That's why somethings get covered and others don't. If you've ever wonder why there isn't more news coverage about the Republic of Chad, it's because almost nobody gives a rat's patootie about Chad except in neighboring countries. Can't even find Chad on a world map? It's only the size of Texas. How could you miss it?

Real Americans don't fly these...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:

## Real Americans consider Dixie part of their heritage. You saying people in Dixie fought on the side of the north Bubba?