Stupidity Competition's all time big winners declared. Please give a big hand.

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Ripped out of your skull artistic license?

Another major fail on the part of the "stable genius".

EricJones comments on Jan 30, 2024:

Ain't it the truth.

I am disgusted with people calling Trump a white supremacist, He is clearly orange.

EricJones comments on Jan 30, 2024:

He'll match his jumpsuit just nicely.

I saw some Christmas memes! Is it almost that time again?!?!?!

EricJones comments on Nov 29, 2023:

My cats throw up pretty much anywhere, they're not very picky.

Indians have been waiting for Kalki for 3,700 years.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2023:

It's easier to be lazy and pass the buck and let somebody else do the heavy lifting. Children have imaginary friends to talk to and do things with and so do adults-the adults just call them all powerful gods.

Making up for the couple of days I was busy!

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2023:

I did find my Tiny cat in the neighbors garbage. I think I've had her about 10 years so far.

So when Trump has a hot date with a porn star does he take her for dinner at McDonalds and say.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2023:

I thought he was a burger king glutton. A drive thru heart attack is a drive thru heart attack I guess, as long as he's dead before he hits the floor.

It's amazing how many times the Catholic church has gotten away with promising the abuse is over and...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

And the little boys weren't castrated with a knife-the testicles were usually crushed between two rocks. Surgery as we know it didn't exist yet.

It's amazing how many times the Catholic church has gotten away with promising the abuse is over and...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Her charity received millions of dollars in donations every year, and when the books were opened up to accountants, most of the money couldn't be accounted for-it just disappeared.

Traveling salesman walks up the driveway and knocks on the door.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Ask a silly question.....

I love going outdoors. It's so much easier than going out windows.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Especially if your apartment is above the third floor.

My neighbor saw me with my car hood up last month when I was putting windshield wiper fluid in my ...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Some people should really leave certain things to the professionals.

Can't even find 'em in the Farmer's Almanac..I looked.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Plant bird seed-maybe you'll grow some chickens.

Musical trousers

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

If somebody starts playing that thing, he's gonna be singing a very high soprano.

I hope no one has worms. 😁

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Not going to argue because that kids logic is right.

Been busy with family!!!

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Snickers bars have a huge amount of sugar, I think everyone would be bouncing off the walls.

Coming soon... "Walmart Greeter"

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Looks like he was ready for the black friday crowds. Give him a helmet and he'd look like a storm trooper.

Ladies, why?

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Well, rocket science IS easier .....

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

I'm getting a snow plow and have her follow me home.

It can be tough facing crowds

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Somehow, I just don't see the resemblance.

Age is not the issue

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Physical age, real age and mental age are all different things.

My hands up to that. 😆

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

That's why I still get a newspaper.

Gibson, Mamoa and their son.

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

The smith brothers (are those cough drops still around?) have nothing on these guys.

You have no idea

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

It's called advertising, and that's what it's designed to do. From religion to walmart, all they do is convince you to give your money to them.

Follow me for more recipe ideas.....

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

That's my house., looks like one of my cats too.

Happy turkey day from the cats...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2023:

My cats would just jump up on the counter.

2024 model

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2023:

The ultimate in takeout food.

A few fun quotes.

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

Did anybody tell that idiot johnson that the more you try to keep someone from doing something the more they're gonna do it-especially teen age boys.

Now in stores, just in time for the winter

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

I prefer a fur lined jock strap to keep everything warm.

Can you blame him?

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

He's gonna need an extension cord and charging cable because he's gonna be in there a long time.

He can make new catchy pick up lines

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

More original than just writing "wash me".

Did he ever explain before moving to Africa?

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

Isn't playing with peoples names fun.

milking the teacher ?

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

The original breast pump.

Pants belong above knees, above the butt for sure.

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

"My belt is where my tie belongs, because, Sam, you made the pants too long" I never thought I'd see that song come true.

Perfect!

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

That's me too.

What you guano do?

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

Mikey better ask around-quickly- and see if he can hitch a ride with somebody before it's too late.

High rate of mental health problems and political extremism found in those who bought firearms ...

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

You can't buy a gun if you are using drugs, but it's ok to have as many as you want if you have mental illness- like paranoia.

Life is all about patience.

EricJones comments on Sep 9, 2023:

If Godot hasn't shown up by now, I don't think he gonna.

Happy Friday!!!!

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2023:

That reminds me-I haven't bought any ice cream for my dogs lately.

The Dad has a good advice

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2023:

But what will she do when she catches them? Arrest them and then ask them for a date?

The honeymoon is over!

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2023:

Those 2 kids are going to go so far back they won't stop until last week.

Rechargeable, too.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2023:

These are great.The stork one is a great update on an ancient old wives tale.

Beware of signs...

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

What government agency put up that notice?

And coz you cannot eat love

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

As long as his insurance covers the Viagra, if not daddy gonna run out of money and then barbie gonna run away from daddy.

One full state of India on the border is now shown on the Chinese map.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

not much different than trump drawing the projected path of that hurricane from florida and georgia and having it suddenly turn west into alabama. or canceling a state visit to Denmark because they wouldn't let him buy greenland.

And a little vodka in the oj, please.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

What's wrong with beer at 9AM? Maybe it's just happy hour for the graveyard shift. These are good ones.

Ever been in the hood?

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Were Hitchcock and Perkins taking a walk in the woods?

You can eat them

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

I wish it were too, but I really think it's time to the eye doctor .

Am I missing something here?

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Maybe it was written by desantis or abbott or any other of those assholes of that ilk

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

That's about the way it seems to work.

What if our religion was each other?

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Maybe someday, when we get rid of all the false gods and accept this planet and all that's on it for what it really is.

Thursday Morning Meme Drop!

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

I had so much fun living the dream at work that I retired on new years eve (actually 2:30 am new years day). And I proudly walked out the door with my finger held high.

I've recently learnt that 'blood is thicker than water' (family bonds are stronger than other ...

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Throw this one into the mix-" The proof of the pudding is in the tasting" (or some people use eating instead of tasting.)

Presidential portrait unveiled....

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

I thought it would have a red, green and yellow beanie with a propeller on top and a big, round red nose.

Create your own happiness

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Bench seats taken to the extreme.

I hope he rolls over quick

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

His coffin is going to be verrrry thin.

Are you an adventurous eater?

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

It gets lost in translation.

Bible thumpers in the South, take note.

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Break out the vaseline-you're gonna need it.

Awooooooooooo!

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Nothing stands in the way of waklies.

There's no reason why an old pagan atheist quilter cannot indulge in the whimsical and fantastical.

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Very nice work.~~~~

Up, up and away!....

EricJones comments on May 21, 2023:

Looks like my kitchen.

Tense moment 😬

EricJones comments on May 21, 2023:

I think proper grammar is the least of his problems. I think he had too much to drink last night and it's a long way to the port-a-johns.

When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of house called a family ...

EricJones comments on May 21, 2023:

If everybody else is using tho office phone, it's only fair the maid can too.

or he who speaks knowledge one doesn't want to know.

EricJones comments on May 20, 2023:

That explains why all those idiots love trump

I’m sure I booked that seat…

EricJones comments on May 20, 2023:

He's touching her hand-I thought his kind only liked boys.

Relationship advice 101 - Wait until later

EricJones comments on May 20, 2023:

Maybe they're mormons. One wedding is cheaper than two. Easier to keep track of the anniversary too

A beautiful woman sat next to a man on a plane.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

I see a relapse on the horizon.

It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold...

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

And round and round we go.

Whatever helps you reduce your incessant scrolling is good. Sort of.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

The library is right-I don't call it the misinformation superhighway for nothing.

😍😍😍

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

And they both ate about the same amount of food everyday too.

My life is so boring that the person who stole my identity gave me it back.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2023:

I know the feeling.

They missed the good times

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Taco tuesdays are fine, all you have to do is play beach volleyball all day.

What happened to chivalry?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I don't think they will be exchanging phone numbers.....

In the game of hide and seek, we have a winner.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

And the military thinks they know something about camouflage?

That ship has already sailed, Buddy.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

These are good.

For language nerds 🙄😅😆

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

The sign maker got paid by the characters used.

I never thought about it from that angle?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

You have to admire his ability to stick to it.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I think Charlie doesen't really care much about defense.

Some people are always late in doing things 🙄 🤣

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Timing is everything.

Imagine that...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

Works for me.

Wow, she told him!!!

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I think she misunderstood the question.

Definitive answer to the age old question: at least according to this chart!

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

I've always said the egg came first because dinosaurs had been laying eggs millions of years before chickens evolved

This comment from the shooting in Texas infuriates me.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

What loving god would preordain this kind of violence on to any innocent people? Only a god full of hate and blood lust would do such a thing.

So, a bunch of men in dresses got together and held a party for an old guy.

EricJones comments on May 6, 2023:

He looked like he needed a walker, although the royal garments he was wearing do weigh a ton.

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Easter came late this year.

The same throughout the history

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

AR-15's are much faster and more popular. They're always on the front page of the newspaper.

Don't flatter yourself Bud

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

I think she's cute too, but lets not rush things ok?

He is goal focused.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Maybe he's a science major.

It stresses men out

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Does make it easier for the dog(s) to get a drink.

Germans work hard, just look at this

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

Smarter than most of the high school grads in this country.

"Our judges are as honest as other men and not more so.

EricJones comments on May 4, 2023:

The scales of justice seem to be very tilted toward party and now religion too. The conservative catholics on the supreme court seem to be voting catholic law, not federal law.

The First of May...

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

I went to michigan state and one may first was #1. Howling wind, wicked cold-I don't think it made it out of the 30's all day.

A holy place of worship cannot be wrong

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

Does anybody proof read these things and think before they put them up? Or is that the whole idea.

Along the same lines as my previous post

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

I was gonna say this has to be related to the last post.

Times have changed, so has Jesus.

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

More like redneck jesus.

This is more useful in real life

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

Does it come with a loaf of bread?

Creative Artwork

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

Does hulk lift and lower the lid for everyone? Or is it just a reminder for guys to put the lid down for their spouse.

Rest in chaos, Jerry.

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

He wouldn't have it any other way.

Mostly asshole…

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2023:

If that's a small, closed room that idiot is going to get a taste of his own stupidity.

Inquiring minds want to know, do they protest too much?

EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Go for the low hanging fruit. Besides most of them are probably adulterers anyway.