Clever how they think of new ways to rob banks, who'd have thought of that?

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

They're probably making more money doing this than robbing the bank.

That would work

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Whatever works.

Trumpers very susceptible

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

And it's spread by the citizens of stup-id.

Pooh be nice

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

My mom's 81st-thanks for reminding me- better call her.

Getting bad when this happens

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

And the paper has a higher profit margin.

Go whoopie

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Mas market that shirt. Tell Oprah-she can put them under the audience seats.

Go vote to cure this

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

He's not a virus-he's just a big, really big, stupendously big, the biggest ever hemorrhoid with a mouth.

That is different

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I do my own ( one benefit of being bald ) but if you're in a dark alley how are is your hairdresser going to see what they are doing?

The only benefit

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I'm at work during the peak calling hours so I wouldn,t know.

He'd better comb it over his mouth and nose!

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Still needs the big, bushy eyebrows.

Feels that way

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

It's not been a good year so far.

The horror movie for 2020....

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Or cough-that'll work too.

We have a mystery unfolding.

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2020:

This is gonna get really interesting really fast.

Can't fix stupid.

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

He can't find a mask so he's breathing through his glove.

Pidgeon blues

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

There's always parked cars and statues.

New state flag ?

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Cute.

Oops mistake

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Vinnie Van Gogh.

Try that please

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

They keep praying and we just keep posting and having fun.

Got a point

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Ain't it truth.

Yup getting bored

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Nice artwork=hope it washes off.

Look what I found..

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

And every autumn it takes a dump.

Just a shelf of books?

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Damn-that is good.

This was the Whatsapp in my school days!

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Really, and if you got caught it was read to the whole class.

Sports are back!

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Sure looks like it.

I have to say that I am actually shocked at the amount of stupid that is going around these days...

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2020:

No-he keeps getting out of the white house.

A must for my fridge, but I fear it may be too late...

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Well, it's true. People are starting to talk about the covid-19 15 (pounds) and just before swim suit season too..

Quarantine Times II.

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I love the hand sanitizer water pistol. The rest are good too.

Pre-Easter Warm-Up.

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2020:

That's a riot. I love it.

Quarantine Times I.

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2020:

If I tried to dress up any of my cats they would shred me. But these are funny.

Good doggy....

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I'm gonna take my dogs there( all 8 ) and give them exlax and just wait for things to happen.

Went to out to shop for some things I needed and I have to say I was sooooo disappointed to see ...

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

That poor little guy in the middle...

Major cuteness!

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Hang in there kiddo because you're just too cute.

This is the thing

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

..........

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Boy is he over educated.

What are you waiting for?

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Unlike those frauds I am doing something. I'm going to work to keep the ones that have it from getting worse.

De'Struggle is Real.

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

It's fooood. And that looks like something I would make no matter the occasion.

Something something ineffable BS

EricJones comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I'd love to see this answer.

Sorryn't.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Good one.

This is the dogwood tree in my front yard: 1 1/125 sec.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Nice.

Safety first.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

That's about his speed, but he should put it on backwards that way he can be the anti-lone ranger-going around making everything worse.

Total drama...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Who's he? Still, he looks like he's got more brains than what's there now.

When you are single and stay at home with no Internet during the pandemic....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

A priest getting ready for the afterlife or a Muslim getting ready for his 72 virgins.

Trump memorial planned....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

That's gonna be a damn big hole, and they should put him in it too-preferably still breathing. And don't forget the glitzy sign and oversize gold plated statue.

🐶🐶🐶 😁

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

These are great. I know the nail clippers all too well. And I always use their names before I say get down, stop that, give daddy room in the bed, etc, so they know who I'm talking to (I have 8 ).

The truth about creation....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

He should have been allowed to do more.

I found my spirit animal! What's yours?

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Interesting choice-just a bit different.

I'm invulnerable!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

You're gonna be immune to damn near everything.

You may also say "Yes, your highness". 😁 😂

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Depends what you're doing while you're down there-if my shoelaces are tied together, there's gonna be hell to pay.

One way to get a haircut.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Not an easy trick, but gets a "A" for ingenuity

Seems that way...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Ever since that 2016 election.

Laughed out loud at this one!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I'd let Vanna do that.

Church and church leaders, pastors, priests do help when looking for the truth, or not?

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

They don't seek the truth.

Much less a wolf whistle...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Are they walking a side by side or tight up against each other single file?

On a scale of Bears, what Level are we all at?? I'm at Level 2. 😁😝😆

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

The 4 steps in the collapse of society.

Scared stupid

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Yea, he's the dummy in the white house screwing this whole thing up.

Keep safe, everyone!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

The first church of Oprah.

Q: What is the most appropriate time to read the Camel Sutra? A: On Hump Day! 😂

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Is that 2 camels with 3 humps?

Need tp for bunghole.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

That's not written in blood is it....

Quarantine tanning.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

They better not sunburn their butts otherwise going potty will be ....interesting.

In this days of the Virus...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Turnabout is fair play.

Day 31.....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

His belly alone covers 4 of the 6 feet.

.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Gives whole new meaning to the term "bat shit crazy".

Unfortunately, yes.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

She's a hooker???

Don't forget to wash your hands!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I do that at work every day-my hands don't look like that.

Day 37.....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Interesting. I wonder what happens if you pop them with a lit match?

"Just a stab in the dark" said O.J.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

He should know...

I laughed hard....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

The truth hurts.

Of course in the meantime they're making it worse by continuing to go to church.

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Let them all go to church, get sick, some die, and the rest of us healthy people can thank the people who did the real work.

A the the airport : How this guys love their boss!

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I wonder if he flew first class or economy.

A Texas restroom?...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

These rolls are defended.

Worst apocalypse ever!

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

The apocalypse you can't see. But don't worry, when the warm weather hits it will just disappear. It'll be a miracle, it'll just disappear overnight-nothing to worry about.

[agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

That's my workload the last 3 weeks.

[agnostic.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

She's right-when you're working 6 days a week they all kind of run together.

Some drink

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

The super bowl was two months ago.

Sure seems that way

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Even they couldn't dream up something as bad as how this was handled by the white (orange?) house.

That would work

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Is it tools optional?

Love the eyes...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Dachshunds with erections can't climb steps.

My son showing how viciously intimidating our foster Aosi can be.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

"One wrong move and I'll pin your butt to the sofa and block the TV"

No other way to put it

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

That's not China-that's trump giving it to the rest of us.

Guys this is how to dress for social distancing — should be called physical distancing.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I ain't walking on the other side of the street for this one-I'm gettin the hell outta town.

They are taking the Corona Virus very seriously in Israel!

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

So the truth finally comes out-fried for having a few friends over to ease the munchies.

It's getting serious...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

There's gonna be a line around the block on reopening night.

Oops not right

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I'll just take care of business myself thank you very much.

Satan would like to remind you

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

This should give the jesus freaks something to chew on....

Comment "Found it." when you see the VW beetle car. (Something to do to kill time... 🙄😂)

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Got it.

Nuns on a bike ride...

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

There's gonna be a long, narrow ditch carved in those cobblestones.

Jebus sanitizer

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2020:

And he's the guy up front leading the service.

Honest Truth

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I wore sweat pants and a jacket.

Makes some sense

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I've been eating my cooking for years-not always great but hasn't killed me yet either.

Some people are really letting themselves go during the isolation.

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

We learned to walk upright for this?

Yikes ! Just no

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Kinda glad I missed that party.

Something to be glad about

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Burger King- here I come.

Corona Edition

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

There's only about 100 or so rolls there-that's an amateur. When the room is packed solid and you can't see the floor and walls-now you're hoarding.

Somebody has to do it

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Everybody should give up something for lent.

Is this true?

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Shouldn't that be trump behind that mask? Although white would clash with his orange tint.

6 feet back....

EricJones comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Some people just don't get what 6 feet means.

Oops that hurt

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Just wait till the 'roids kick in.

A dating suggestion

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

While there's still toilet paper and shelf stable items. Ps; Be at my house before 6am next Tuesday.

Did you know?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

This one will be short term and way too late.

Well, it certainly seemed like a good use of all that extra time!

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Not one of my dogs, they'll do 20 walks and want more.