My philosophy...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2019:

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Can anyone with theology knowledge (or knows someone with) explain this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2019:

Because the people who wrote the bible did it long after the supposed events they described and were not knowledgeable of how the empire worked. Remember they were creating a myth not a history and yes I grant you the fact that during that time there wasn't a hell of a lot of difference between mythologist and historian. The actual censuses taken by the Byzantine empire were done by the same methodology as the Roman empire used. The tax farmers took down the information of who lived where, what they owned, and how much they produced... Tax farmers were people who bid a region to the Emperor saying "I will pay you 'X' amount for the right to collect the taxes for this region" They bought scribes for the recording to keep track of the details and hired soldiers to force people to pay what they demanded. Many of them later bought a place in the Senate with the money they made....

Didn’t even make it to 2 pm before my stepdad blew Christmas money at the casino and my mom tased ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Gotta love the holidays....

The cat is back and the fur is flying....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Just so you all know this is a real thing... https://www.etsy.com/market/snatch_squatch

The pointlessness of happy-clappy atheism - UnHerd

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2019:

What a load of horseshit.... If the guy wasn't fleecing people he would be in the gutter with the rest of the failures...

This is my favorite video I have made so far.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2019:

You are improving keep up the good work and hopefully soon you will make the pros...

Alternative holiday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2019:

So stolen this one is going to a friend on Assbook who will adore it...

That's some turkey.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Cock of the walk....

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

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A little friendly advice for the men in the group ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Intellectually speaking....

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀 (lol)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Are you stringing us along with this one?...

New holiday tradition??

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I need your help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

You have a way to go to beat some of mine.....

Thank God!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

All around the Watchtower....

I agree that "god" has nothing to do with it, but the doctor gets thanked, too, when you pay the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

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So this is only part of what I'm dealing with in the social media page of the town my school is in.

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A holiday beverage guide -

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

What no 190 everclear?...

I get two points.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

4...

Glad I have to work this year!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

That would freak them out.... They would go nuts thinking FAUX had gone "Libtard..."

Damn Liam. What an animal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I used to throw the prunes they gave us at them when their backs were turned.... I never missed either and was never ratted out in fact others joined in until they stopped trying to force us to eat them....

A general checklist for winter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I don't live in a refrigerator....

That's just wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

I was just thinking of putting this one up myself you beat me to it....

Pretty well says it all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

They used to have a place called "Crabby Bobs" near where I am but it is closed forever because the few good reviews they had were fake...

Illuminati...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

For the same reason when they are told god is real they hand over 10% of all they make but when you tell them you just painted the wall and it is still wet they lick it to be sure you aren't lying....

RaaaAaaamen

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

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And it would hurt!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

What would you expect from a boxer?...

Yep, that oughta do it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

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I do know the difference

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

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Who can blame him?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Just think how offended he would be thinking he might be related to a Trump supporter....

Classic Mark Zuckerberg

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

That is really the cheap labor he hires from India while complaining he can't find enough American labor because he is too cheap to pay a living wage....

God bless President Trump!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

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Lmaoooo 🤣

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Lmaoooo 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Pathetic that the smartest one in the family is Barron....

Haha this is too funny!🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2019:

You should have saved this for Sinful Sunday.... Butt I bet it would be like having a starter cord on a diesel train engine...

Yup, that's what they are..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2019:

"I'll buy that for a dollar..."

Inappropriate (aka hilarious) holiday decorations.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2019:

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Some memes I recently collected, enjoy!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Some I have had for ages ....

Helping with pronunciation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2019:

I find it funny that it is the drug of choice for Nazis in this country and they are too fucking dumb to realize it was invented by Nazis to enhance the proformance of soldiers during WW2....

Why Sweden?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:

She can shovel the snow off my walkway all she wants.... Since there is no snow where I live because I hate the stuff I might even consider moving someplace where there is some....

Actor William Shatner became an officer of the Order of Canada.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:

He also donated money to erect a state honoring a civil war confederate officer... Wilhelm SHithead always was a piece of shit....

More than once

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:

No because it just encourages them in the future.... I just tell them to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out and don't let the door hit their ass on the way out... If they refuse to leave I get out a shovel and watch them make a hole in the air....

Time for a little honesty

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:

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In keeping with my holiday pie hints

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2019:

I just make them with exlax....

Based on some of the discussion that go on here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2019:

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Not sure I want to even imagine what prompted this sign

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2019:

The sign is in Estonia and says no pissing or shitting in public and points the way to a public restroom or "WC" Trahv means the fine which is 10,000 https://yandex.com/maps/org/101013270246/?ll=24.737257%2C59.440094&z=18

I don't do many cat memes, but...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2019:

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Higher Learning in Trumplandia

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With apologies to Miley, he has his feathers on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Yeah but they both got stuffed just the same....

I found the real war on Christmas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Burn baby burn!

Not a meme - I actually took this picture.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Are these guys still even in business?... For a while they were opening stores like crazy here in California but they went under after a few years and started closing faster than they had opened. Every store they had was always dirty and poorly maintained as well as not being very competitive price-wise with the other cleaner and better staffed discount chains. The product lines were also not really up to standards either as far as that goes...

Finally posted a new vlog after taking about a month off 🙃 [m.youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Don't eat the Jello....

Someone at the office is not happy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2019:

They say nobody can eat just one......

Cheers to my agnostic family

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2019:

To the 1/10 of a percent of the world's population that can admit they had their heads shoved up their asses once they had their noses rubbed in that fact often enough....

Remember when he sued his cow?... Well some memes write themselves.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2019:

I am waiting for someone to start one called "Devin Nunes Bucket of Worms..."

Go get help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Lassie: What the fuck Timmy I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes without you falling down a well, getting stuck in a cave, or nailed to a cross can I?....

Always knew there was something wrong with that Robin kid...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2019:

SHould have used thermite....

I like the non-violent approach.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2019:

D) I hope he got all 5 knocked up too so they can never live it down...

The kind of Christmas tree I need in my life!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

I want 6 (the legal limit here...)... The whole neighborhood will be seeing weird shit...

Ill start He went down hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Took the puck in his face....

Ill start He went down hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Slammed him up against the boards...

What best describes Trump as a president?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

I don't see the option for drooling, bumbling, stumbling, under 30 IQ, illiterate, psychotic, ratfuck.... Where is that one?....

Is this what Christians do?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Remember that guy who had to have his daddy buy his grades in school because he was so dumb? That guy who had to cheat people out of the money he owed them for their hard work and still failed in every business he ever had?.... The some guy who dodged the draft 5 times, was racist to the bone, and stole money from charities?... The Republicans made him president so he could deport Morales....

This got banned on FB, lol.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Congratulations you have been Zuccked...

How much is three? [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Because their parents met on....

I need these cards.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

I need to print up a bunch of these and some for Trumpanzees too...

I don't know 'bout this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Methyl Blue in a drink will do that to their pee...

Might not be much fun though.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2019:

I am really shocked she didn't add "and anyway the sex is better with the dead guy... because he's a stiff..." https://youtu.be/iypUpv9xelg

LGBTQ also

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2019:

The single stupidest of all is the atheist who supports a religion...

Seems like a correct answer to me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Except when you look at the grammar the teacher was asking a question with no real answer.... the remaining quarter of what?.... A quarter of the remaning bars could be answered correctly so apparently the student gave a correct answer the teacher wasn't literate enough to ask the question correctly....

Inappropriate, disturbing, and offensive...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2019:

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Found in the wild.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

"If I had a hammer....."

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

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Open ended question for y'all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

I tend not to worry about it.... Besides... :D https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs

That'll show her!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

That will leave her screaming....

True story.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

How I ended up with most of mine over the decades...

How... Just, how!?

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A sample of memes from my secret vault of the spiciest memes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Hardly even trying here....

Who needs it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

Isn't that the stuff people use to wash down pieces of toasted cardboard with?...

Proud of this kid, wherever he is. [wfxg.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2019:

He sounds just like me in high school.... He will go far if they don't hang him. Opinions like that don't go over well in the South and he live in Grovetown GA....

Need some more of those

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2019:

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I can just see myself getting stuck in Coach on a coast to coast flight with these people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Why we need them all on the Terrorist Watch List....

That’s a fact, Jack

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2019:

I call it the Cruci-fiction....

Modern Day Romance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

If only I could find one that isn't....

Artist Ed Harrington Is Ruining Our Childhoods By Revealing The Secret Lives Of Our Beloved ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Did anyone ever realize that the character She Ma'am always wore a White Supremacist symbol on his chest?....

I’ve seen a building meme in social media criticising boomers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Don't look at me I have been a progressive and environmentalist my entire life....

I know who wins...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

You do know of course most people won't get the historical reference right?... especially if they vote Republican....

Saw this on Wish. I cant even.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Where can I get one of those in my size?....

Honestly, how clever 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Oh noes Ernie don't smoke the marijuanas....

I'm not convinced any are "good" but I suppose it's all relative...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

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NOW you want Evidence??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

You want to upset them?... Point out that he lived with his mommy until his mid 30s', ran around from party to party with 12 other guys, never got married or even had a sexual relationship with a woman, and his mommy thought he was god... According to that evidence he was probably Gay....

Religion and philosophy are only projections of what is reality..? Any Thoughts..?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2019:

Nice graphic but the reality is philosophy has no more bearing on reality than does religion.... Both are simply opinions not scientific which is what got Marx into trouble. He wrote what his opinions were not facts because he was a doctor of philosophy not a person educated in government or economics...

Didn't see it, but it was talked about enough that it had the same effect.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

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Took me a second...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Didn't take me any time at all.... Three wishes paradox...

Thinking ahead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Dirty old man here and I'm available....

Better a smartass than a dumbass

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The smug is strong with this one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Obviously both.... Face it since Vegans don't eat meat you are missing out on half the fun in sex....

Brilliant! 😂 [reductress.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

I hope she is giving them the sale price of a negative 10% discount....

I’m avoiding that road.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

What real pros say

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

I have a 10 pound sledge to hit it with....

More damned xmas stuff

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2019:

https://youtu.be/GYYuyvyr2HY