The last dog. [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

I love the Blazing Saddles effect....

Can facts get some respect?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Yep bullshit is bullshit the world over...

There you have it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Or just put Christians on a "do not buy" list...

Already Monday, ugh!!!! 😫😫

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

I can just hear Mickey yelling "fore!.."

I know it's corny as hell

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Oh the pain...

The never ending story…they just keep missing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

And guess who he voted for in 2016.... This guy was once a Republican too and voted for Trump the first time around but got pissed off at him... https://apnews.com/live/trump-shooting-west-palm-beach-updates?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

I'm not saying it's true, but JD threw both his hometowns under the bus to get ahead, maybe he's ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

So apparently this time the guy was a Trump supporting Republican the first time around but got angry when he realized Trump was fucking him and never even sent him flowers.... https://apnews.com/live/trump-shooting-west-palm-beach-updates?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

I know a lot of them. 😆 (Read it upside down.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2024:

And I take it that the "WA" stands for What A.....

The cowboy's lost! 🤣🤣🤣 Hope you all are having a great Sunday afternoon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2024:

"The cowboy's lost!" This is NOT news...

Dude got fact checked by a foreign government!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2024:

Southern California already goes months at a time with 100% wind and solar power and still has enough battery power stored to make sure we are running at 100% 24 hours a day with no non-renewable power at all.

Are you an adventurous eater? Come to Ohio.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR4RNK1L2DA=newbeginningschapel

I'm sooooo tired, love staying in bed all day! Hope you all are having a relaxing Saturday night!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

I bet residents are watering them too....

MAGA are making a serious accusation

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

Actually my theory is that he is scared to death of any woman he isn't paying for sex...

Genesis House Addiction Treatment Center is a premier facility that offers a holistic, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

Please feel free to fuck off and sell your bullshit to the morons on Assbook or Liar Antisocial... Oh and while we are at it pretending to be a lawyer can get you sent to prison...

That’s telling him!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8api3iVYw=R.P.C.LyricVideos

Just spotted

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

I find it sad that my personal library is larger than many small town or small city libraries these days...

Because "Left Over" don't sound good

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Now that is just sad both ways....

And assassins eliminate. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Trump's next conspiracy theory.... illegal aliens eating people...

Dump is not an idiot! He is far below that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

You credit him with far too much intelligence....

Why didn't "it", whatever kind of vegetable it is, take its own bleach treatment, and save the world...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Seems like he did.... After all he acts like he just washed his brain and can't do a thing with it...

Trump is lying to you ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

You can always tell when he is lying.... his lips are moving...

Thursday is almost over and waiting for the weekend like always, so I can sleep in!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Yeah that is my cat alright...

Greene, Loomer get into back-and-forth over ‘racist’ Harris attack -- The Hill

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

"The two women have a history of engaging in public spats after Greene publicly warned Trump against hiring Loomer last year, calling her “mentally unstable” and a “documented liar.” " Pot meet kettle....

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Re: #8 that would be me...

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Re: #1...

He is god-like to MAGA

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Would somebody please teach his would be assassins how to fucking shoot?...

Suddenly popular in Springfield, OH

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

.....

I guess everyone has seen this, just one of Dump's, slow-learning, infantile remarks: "migrants ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

There are some really stupid people here who believe that bullshit and it quacks me up...

American sentiments

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

*Burps...*

American sentiments

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

That can also be applied to some members of this group....

I watched it on live TV

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

About time someone performed that abortion...

Courtesy of the Torquemada garage door opener company..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

In 1790 spelling was still mostly a matter of opinion...

Another busy day! 😵😵😵

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

He needs to take that show on the road to Catholic churches all around the world...

Sooo, today traffic is backed up on I-95, which is the road i get to anywhere around here on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Last guy who tried that shit on me got introduced to the concept of stab braking... But I always was intemperate when it came to teaching assholes a lesson.

When I was 11.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

One time I brought home a 12 inch alligator Lizard from a hike I went on in my pack so that when my mother opened it it would come running out.... She screamed and started ranting again so I told her I was tired of her searching my pack and throwing stuff away and if it happened again the next time it would be a rattle snake.... Never had a problem after that...

English is hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Winner of the Texas state spelling bee six years running....

Early Education in Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Texas and Russia are so much alike... https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/1833517427281277075?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1833517427281277075%7Ctwgr%5Eb875e45f4bdee5c654a302b993f650304eaf387b%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F9%2F10%2F2269186%2F-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Drone-swarm-targets-Moscow

It happened to me again today! I was talking to an older woman (she is 79 and I am 71) in Walmart ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

Actually we have nothing to do with that they are brainwashed into thinking that way by rude and evil preachers who con them out of their cash and buttfuck their children as often as not...

A smart house

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

The house is smart the owner not so much...

CIA claim Russia considered using a nuke in Ukraine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

Same fucking reason they allowed Chernobyl to happen.... Russia doesn't really give a flying fuck about anyone outside of Moscow or Saint Petersberg... For them it would only be about killing off a few slaves as punishment for rebelling. They way they see it is that it is better to control a depopulated and even contaminated Ukraine that to allow a free people to go their own way in peace. The only reason they haven't used a nuke is as I have said before due to the corruption and high cost of maintaining them the Russian nukes are no longer usable in most cases. They might have at most one or two hundred out of all those thousands that have seen any maintenance at all in the last 15 or 20 years...

Transpeople ain't what they used to be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

Awww what happened did you go on a date and try to grab her pussy and find a dick 4 times the size of yours?.... Poor baby.

Yes, that's right, I am from the planet Twylo.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2024:

The surprise goes way back...

It can be so fucking tough some days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2024:

I stopped trying long ago it was just too much effort on my part and I was getting to the point where I would start having to hide the bodies...

Oh noes Trump has a sad.... [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

And it gets better because a certain red skinned gentleman just put in an order for a shitload of ice skates... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQr0-GixqY=MSNBC

Get an education and dream ahead

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Yeah paying extra taxes so your idiot boss doesn't have to pay any can cause stress... Thanks a lot Republicans...

God will be pleased

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Virgin no more....

Oh, and how's my hair?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Yep that is the orange turd alright...

I'll go with this guide

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

At least that way you know what you are overpaying for...

This happened to my uncle once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Wondering how many people will get the Roman high five....

It has been brought to my attention

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

And often don't react but do comment...

Cat vs Trumpp

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Pussy strikes back...

He's lost his mind. [x.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

I wasn't aware he had one...

Come on November, I don't want to lose any of this momentum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Looks like Good old Bibi shot himself in the ass... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/9/5/2268021/-Hamas-grows-stronger-as-Israel-implodes?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

How can anyone watch Don-OLD Trump, his cronies, and his butt-licking media stooges and not realize ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

McDonalds fired him and Faux snatched him up....

Wow! Did you know this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Mexican Lemonade....

It’s all about the minis

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2024:

Now I can spell the name of that state easily.... Minisoda...

Don't ever try street food in India, Pakistan or Bangladesh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2024:

What would make anyone believe that the cooking in even India's "finest restaurants" would be much better?...

An immigrant is fighting back

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2024:

One year earlier and cut his balls off...

Happy Monday Afternoon!!! What a busy day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

Poor Jebus boy... Oh and FYI this is Tuesday...

Ever been to India anybody?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

That just gave me an idea.... Track down a scammer call center and send them 1,000 McDonalds Happy meals with hamburgers in them...

This sums up religious hatred for me! A redneck walks into a bar, see's an old Jewish man alone in ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

Back in the 1950s' the USAF anciently dropped 3 nukes in the Deep South and they didn't go off... Just goes to show they couldn't do anything right back then....

Pineapple, pineapple!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcUcZfkkcE=TomLehrer-Topic

You know what they say...If it's for free, it's for...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

Poor girl must wear diapers...

This one actually made me snort. Do yourself a favor and watch it. [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

How about instead we just sew his lips together....

Hi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2024:

You can always start your own...

How long did it take you to reach level 4?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Less than a week...

That’s exactly what I see

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2024:

And if that turd comes back a third time flush it with a cherry bomb and pour a 5 gallon pail of water down with it...

Everybody knows that sagittarians are all about BS. Now Leos, we can see through that BS.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Dogs that aren't completely stupid are at the least wary of cats...

Good Morning!!! Hoping you all are enjoying your day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Blame Reagan on Tampico, IL not allowing abortion when he was born...

Feelings hurt

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Sounds like "Mary Smith's" son needs a psych eval and possible discharge...

Must recover to avoid too many strokes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Sounds more like the hand fell off...

You will miss this in Europe

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Looks more like the most Deep South isle to me but they forgot the Fried Chicken and watermelon.... The Southern Baptists can't live without those for the church picnics where they raffle off an AR-15.

The party of so called family values, right

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

I wish one of their commandments had been "thou shalt not breed..."

Just had a good interaction with a relative, a female librarian and got her a good one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Sounds like her sole reason to argue for children's rights is that she has the mind of one....

One of the oldest cons in the book.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

The oldest not one of the oldest...

Women - men cannot be trusted

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Remind me NOT to eat what they do....

Some governments are so nice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Now if only Texas would...

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Such fun days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

The kid with the minibike putting his tire on it and gunning the engine to make it spin faster....

I wonder if aliens have TV programs about us?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

If they do it is like a National Geographic TV special.... "Look at those crazy primitive savages..."

Word to the wise...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Nothing like baiting the bears....

Always remember...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Until the sound of their voice reaches you.... Then you know they are a fucking idiot....

Now I doubt my brain

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Well we all know China and Russia are lying on this one.... In China they rioted for "the right to cheat" and Russians have to be the stupidest motherfuckers on the face of the planet which according to the list at the bottom would be somewhere in the low 40s... kind of makes Indians look like rocket scientists... https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-iq-by-country

Haters gonna hate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

And the British and others were there to enslave and ship Africans so they had a supply of cheap labor.... Now that many of their countries have been destroyed by Europeans (and Russians) it seems like nobody wants to help them or take them in...

Score one for the paper-pushing Luddites!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

If more weddings were like that there would be far fewer divorces...

I felt challenged

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

They actually have that sign for sale on EBay...

Seen the movie?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Well anyone who believes that must be retarded...

Everybody is talking about AI

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

I knew AI stood for Artificial Idiocy it even has a southern states bias...

Truth in advertising...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Got an address on that place?.... Oops never-mind I found it... up inland of Oakland CA. https://www.yelp.com/biz/elliotts-bar-danville

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a drone aimed at civilians in his last mission.... Bad things happen in combat but because of your terrorist friend Putin the war will continue until the Russians have nothing left to fight with. Meanwhile another Russian fuel depot was hit by Ukraine as well as 2 more refineries and a warehouse full of weaponry. At the rate Russia is firing drones and missiles they will be running very short of both very soon and Ukraine has announce that in addition to their new missile drone hybrid they have now a home built long range ballistic missile ready for combat as well ad cluster munitions made in Ukraine...

Happy Thursday Night!!! 😴😴😴😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Bet his competition also had the brains to satisfy her needs in person...

Climate Change Conscious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2024:

Crematorium supply store in India....

He is a proud CA Dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2024:

Northern California....

He is just delaying dinner

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2024:

And they wondered why he requested 3 gallons of beer for his last meal...

That is the question

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2024:

I can't erase this from my mind now thanks....

I want to meet these smart guys who designed - must be somewhere in Nepal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2024:

That last one is pure gold...

He deserved what he got

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2024:

Next line reads "And she left him with a lasting impression..."

Missed it by...That much

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2024:

Don was always off target....

Had a very long day today!!! 😴😴😴

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2024:

I could just see you in that poor couple's bedroom.... Is that wrong?...

Earlier today I experienced a feeling of hopelessness and desperation which is distressing ,to say ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2024:

I learned long ago that the problem was in me worrying about things I can't control. The solution was pretty simple just stop trying to control the uncontrollable and worry about the things you can control. The rest will always work out in the end somehow sometimes for the better and other times not so much but life is about balance and nobody wins in the end we all die sooner or later just try to enjoy the little things while you still can...