Good morning, I'm going back to sleep!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

The Shitshow is *the show that never ends....*

It really surprised me with the hypocrisy of the conservatives and libertarians on this site and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Actually since he was NOT using drugs at the time I expect this conviction to be overturned as a US Federal Appellate court ruled that in a case where someone had a history of drug use or addiction as long as there were no felony convictions against them they were not barred from purchasing, owning or possessing a firearm... unless they started actively using again... This ruling was handed down by three Republican judges.... Oh the irony eh?... After going to the US Supreme court they decided that an active user of Marijuana named Daniels was only in violation of Federal laws because his conviction his of possessing two loaded firearms in a moving vehicle while smoking pot but if a person had a past history could not be banned from owning a firearm... https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23/23-376/284275/20231005143926385_Daniels%20Pet%2010.4.pdf Trump on the other hand needs to be convicted of owning a gun with his felony convictions as he still has not turned over the one he transferred to his address in Florida...

He deserved it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Not realistic enough those underwear should have skidmarks and piss stains....

A very wise man...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Now they are both in trouble...

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2024:

I would hope a proctologist has the same things in common....

Me Too Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2024:

Ex-wife...

Were you this asshole? Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Let him get it from Trump..... if he can.

Trump veep material? A weasel suckup with overtones of horseshit? So yes, yes he is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2024:

He is a pathetic little shit that if he was to get his way would be sent to a concentration camp right off the bat and is too stupid to see it.

My mood lately! Lol [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2024:

I just give them the stink eye and tell them to get their lazy ass up and let the disabled person use that reserved seat.... For some reason they decline to argue.

[notus.org] What would you do?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2024:

The sort of behavior in that article is unfortunately very common among conservatives even those not in politics. Any VFW or other organization are full of them drinking and telling stories about their time in the service that make them sound like super soldiers. The ones who are real don't like to talk about it and don't wear those pins in public like that. I have known a lot of them over the years who earned those awards and for the most part in those masturbatory brag fests they are the ones looking disgusted and walking away... Tell your son this comes from someone who served with both types in the Marines.

Go figure...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2024:

That was me for a while.... I got used to eating like that when I was working it off but it caught up to me and I went up to over 320 pounds... VA said it was 360 but the home scale only went to 320.Thank goodness the weather is better so I can work on the house again instead of just sitting on my ass and my weight will start dropping again. I am around 225 now and hopefully in a few months be down to 200...

It's been a day!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2024:

If that cat was black it would be my cat....

Go get'em girl

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2024:

Don't forget Catholic priests....

Can be an issue if you have bags under your eyes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2024:

Sent that last one to my granddaughter because her father works for them...

Why do you all have ED then, fine wine my ass!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Not all of us....

March 2023 was the hottest March ever recorded, not just in the United States, but over the entire ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Republicans want to destroy the human race so they can all go to see their imaginary friend Jebus so they re doing their best to create their fictional hell right here on Earth.

There's always that ONE GUY who ruins it for everybody!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2024:

he should have just gone for the hicky....

yea it sure seems like it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2024:

In your case we are just going to leave you there....

drink liquids

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2024:

official spokesman for the GQP....

He is among us

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2024:

That should read : "Christians buy a bible from him..."

and there's the stand off

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2024:

If you are such a bad shot you need a 30 round clip to go hunting you would starve without a grocery store... Also there are no shots for colds yet and flu shots are yearly because of all the variants... How do you manage to get on the Internet, open an account and post stupid shit like this if you are that fucking stupid?....

So sorry! I'll try and do better next time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2024:

It isn't that they can't read it is just that they don't believe in it....

It’s funny because it’s true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Yet Trump's sexual fixation on his daughter is getting a pass here?... Have some news for you guys about fathers showering with their children since most of you here couldn't get laid in a cheap whorehouse and might not know..... Fathers often hold children during baths or taking a shower to clean them and it has nothing to do with sex unless you are a Redneck or a Trump.... https://youtu.be/8EPEkk6qWkg?si=j6KiVDisQCDyGu1w

Something is not right here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2024:

No because it was the railroad that set fire to those toxic chemicals and the government is not trying to ban your gas stove.... We keep hoping that you clowns all kill yourselves with those gas stoves so common sense will finally prevail.

Reports say

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Sadly this picture only dignifies him...

My secret is out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Neil is also a slut.....

Pretty cute, check the mar a largo gift shop. (get one signed by the felon)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2024:

I actually have 2 first editions of that book....

[youtu.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2024:

So it turns out the GQP is so dumb they think Milwaukee is in Vietnam?.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poHkolpPoyQ=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert

She is new but tried her best

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2024:

How many times?...

Men are the same

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2024:

If he would put down that beer she is in the perfect position for him to help her forget all about being seasick....

I want a refund!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2024:

I guess they did not see that coming...

Bonus afternoon blasphemy. Also, kids, don't do bath salts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2024:

The way she acted I think Nancy Reagan was high on bath salts most of her life...

Tell her Dorothy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2024:

I have never known her to ask a smart one and I once used to say that there was no such thing as a dumb question.... Man was I ever fucking wrong....

Very, very true!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Looks more like cat shit to me....

Going to watch The Acolyte, hope you all have a goodnight! 😴💤🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2024:

I used the term "small penis vehicles" in a city council meeting here once and the whole room cracked up .... except for the Republicans on the city council....

Hypatia of Alexandra .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Nitrian Monks who had followed Cyril to Alexandra when he was appointed Patriarch of Alexandra.... "coincidentally" the very next day the Great Library which she was curator of was burned along with 1,500 years of collected knowledge and soon after Baghdad became the new center of human learning and knowledge.... Soon afterwards Cyril was Sainted by the church... You also forgot to mention she was publicly raped by those "holy men" just before being flayed alive... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitria_(monastic_site)

Luckily, I finally remembered what the capital of Djibouti was.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2024:

"Mysteries of the trinity" their favorite altar boy's ass....

Look what i got in the mail.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2024:

That fat, greasy pile of dogshit really does NOT want to hear what I have to say to his career criminal ass...

My guess is that he is humming a song. A swan song...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Little known fact.... VHS stands for Very Horrible Shit...

Chunky monkey-what you become when you eat too much chunky monkey.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Too much of any ice cream and you end up a chunky monkey...

His People are getting upset over the chants of lock him up. I guess pronouns do matter to them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2024:

34 felonies....

He has a positive attitude

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2024:

From Disc world.... The hair loss gnome... For those of you unfamiliar with the around 40 books about disc world the book the hair loss gnome appeared in was the same one as Death's granddaughter Susan "The Hogfather"...

Hope you're having a wonderful Sunday! 💗💗😊💗😊💗😊😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Little known Superman facts: Lois Lane's nickname after she start dating Superman was "Rosie the riveted..." Yeah I went there so sue me...

Is that the store over on Creeque Alley?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2024:

There are times when I am tempted to teach grammar in that same fashion...

The last man I talked with on Fitness Singles. A sexist, lazy user.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I have much the same problem with women over 50.... They all want someone who will fully support them and their lazy ass kids who should have jobs and be on their own and supply them with a maid so they don't have to cook or clean. Parents should have done better raising them so they could at least get a damned job and bring in some money.

Muhammad Had SEX SLAVES In The Quran - Atheist Sam Harris & Christian Apologist Jordan Peterson - ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I can't think of a single paternalistic religion that didn't have sex slaves in some for or another. Paternalistic cultures all trend that way. The only three cultures I can recall that did NOT have that custom was Egyptian, Spartans and Ukraine... *Edit* Oops I forgot about the Sumerians their culture also treated women as warriors and people instead of property...

Being atheist is like an 8 year old kid that realized Santa doesn't exist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:

You are exactly the type of person that makes me look for the corners of the rubber masks.... Something I got in the habit of doing since I was a child because you make it seem as if I was kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study every time you say things like this....

God helps those who help themselves

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:

And Christian women wonder why I cross them off my list...

Have you thought about this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Why do you think I was always looking for the corners of the rubber masks growing up?... These days I catch myself looking for them more and more again especially when I hear a Trumpanzee speaking.

Part two of the wonderful mining available today

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2024:

Gotta feel sorry for those snowflakes... well not really.

Most interesting times indeed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2024:

Ready for them so they can come and try to get me...

You almost don't want to deep fry them and eat them with honey mustard sauce. Almost...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2024:

Miles Davis is old school...

😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

...

I will NEVER get tired of seeing this!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

A thing of beauty.... Less than 10 hours was all it took.... *Edit* I just checked and since his conviction was announced his stock price has dropped well over $2 a share.... *Edit 2* It dropped again today and the last I checked it dropped over $3 today alone... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/30/2243675/-There-is-a-verdict-in-the-Trump-trial?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Not what she wanted. I tried.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

Well somebody got kicked out of the bedroom....

This is a reasonable request.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

We had them in the 1960s' they were wax coated paper....

Got to love nature...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

Chew toy?...

He is young but slow

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

Makes you wonder how doctors stay in business these days..

Online dating sounds easy...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

And when she finds out you were?...

Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

Ever since Yum Brands took over Taco Bell has been hell on your asshole.... Fucking Kenfucky corporation changing the recipes which is why Pizza Hut, Long John Silver and Col Sanders have all gone to shit... Who in the fuck thought a state where small penis vehicles are king would know how to run a decent restaurant?...

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

What the fuck is praying?.... Good to hear you are getting through this and the cancer that bit you is dying a horrible death like the worm that was eating Kennedy's brain...

It's definitely a cult!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2024:

Now with added strychnine...

Can't argue.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Hopefully the cause of death reads.... "Raped to death by his cell mates...."

Twisted logic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

This is what happens when you have too many generations of "Bro" and "Sis" towels in the master bathroom....

But covered under the disability act

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Headinrectumitis?....

First, take a deep, deep breath....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Getting so the little guy can't write off anything these days...

There is always one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Darwin award in 3-2-1....

I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

If you feel like you are being gored guy it is just your wife with a kitchen knife...

At least some booties. Sheeez,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Dorthy: Gimme those shoes bitch or I will drop a house on your fucking ass....

Wow, don't it look great on me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

A cheaper bottle of booze will have the same effect...

Minnesota man urges school district to erect his Nine Commandments monument -- Friendly Atheist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2024:

In the mid 1800s' we used to commit people like him to asylums... I think ending that policy was a huge mistake...

When you are artistically way ahead of your time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2024:

I lost track of how many people and how many times a day I wanted to slap them long ago.... I think I was still a teenager at the time...

Ahhhh Saturday afternoon finally I get to relax!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2024:

They used to have beer vending machines on base until that twat Ronny the Raygun banned them...

Sure tastes good...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2024:

Nothing as long as you don't expect protein....

Save the best for last. 👍😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBuszEbobq0=alyankovic

That I do. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:

I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....

[youtube.com] addams family - the human beinz

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE2bY2gOBhk=EDGARRENTØN

Hmm, maybe that means I can be the scallion of scalawags?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?.... I haven't even seen that book in decades and am looking for a first edition hardcover for my collection...

Trumpsmellydumpitis? Just a suggestion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

I like the name his lawyer called him in court.... repeatedly.... The Orange Turd...

Just wanted to say thank you to the owner for getting the site back up, and everything else.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

In the address bar of your browser you can grant this website special privileges including changing the website (this one only ) to http mode so when the website owner doesn't renew the security certificate on time you will still have access to the site... If your browser doesn't allow this try Firefox...

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

I loved this one...

It fits perfectly!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

https://youtu.be/8xTpRcN9Wyk

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Best use for a chihuahua.... owl fodder...

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E=MC%3AMus1cCollection

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

If he had knocked she would have wet her panties...

Plunging into the pun job.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Lady truer words were never spoken....

The unholy trinity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Where is Baba Yaga when you need it?...

Oh no 🤦‍♂️ what are MAGA tRumpidiots going to do? They are stuck inside the store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

I can't understand why if they hate it here so much they don't move to Russia where they can be happy...

The humour is a s black as his clothing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Well to be fair he did make his mark on the world when he landed....

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:

I am totally shocked it isn't already there....

Baked treat made from dill dough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:

That tree adds a whole new dimension to "morning wood..."

Who? Me? Procrastinate? Never! wait let me think that over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Finding an excuse to not finish something when you know you should is considered by some to be an art form...

Finally, an arrest

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

How creamy peanut butter was invented....

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Yes but thankfully only for a single generation....

I guess we should take a moment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Perfect shoes for a jackass...

You know, if I take down the pony tail I think I've got the hair for it. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

As long as that happy meal ain't a fish sandwich....

And you'll never have to worry about hearing those three little words.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

How about complete castration for those little bitches...

I sense a socially conscious business opportunity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

A professional wood chipper and tractor works wonders if you want to do this professionally....And if you can get hold of an old cement tower with a truck you can just add 2 scoops of bullshit to each scoop of Nazi then mix well and compost then sell the mixture to farmers... this is known as the Ukrainian method.

Another lazy day but I have to go shopping for new tennis shoes!!! 🥳🤘😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

That last one looks like some mechanics I humiliated in the past...

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...