Does it make me a bad person for laughing at this? ( I’m still laughing ) 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

I like the idea and am thinking of calling them myself now...

He did like he was told.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Now the dog will grow up to be a dog trainer...

"Just Do it" ... shit going on for too long

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

19 years to go now...

Problem solved

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

For those doors that go both ways...

Kinda seems to me if you complain about being fact checked, you were planning on lying from the get ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Hell with the tax office send them to prison for tax fraud...

OK.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Enjoy the weather while you are here it is nice out at about 100 degrees...

Nothing to see here. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

101010

Going to see Gojira tonight!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

"Deadbutt..."

It was horrible!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Could have been worse.... They could have shown embarrassing baby pictures to your girlfriend...

This would be my cats. They even get their own tiny scoop of ice cream while they watch TV.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

Way too much sugar in ice cream you are endangering their heath even with "tiny" amounts...

Bring anything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Shocked the door works...

Before you go, ask yourself

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

"It takes a special kind of stupid..."

Had a very busy day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Seriously? What kind of moron puts low profile rims and tires on their work truck?... I am surprised the jackass didn't jack it up 6 feet as well... Talk about a small penis truck no wonder he ran over his own ball sack flaps...

About the only way to get insurer's attention.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2024:

If the insurer can afford to pay the CEO 20 or 30 million a year they can afford a 20,000 wheelchair...

Childhood drama!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Yeah that was me...

Reasons to take a test drive

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Nothing like having a disappointed size queen for a wife...

A competitive opportunity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

If they were Yum Brands would be un-staffed and their pizza would taste good again...

Laughing at Top 10 Stupidest Trump Lies [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

https://youtu.be/voiVTyuOww4

So all Catholic nuns are married to Jesus Christ... Is that bigamy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

And if they have sex does that make Jebus a cuck?....

Going to a wine festival today!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Do they have an option with a better beer?...

Wouldn't doubt it!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

P. Diddy's new cellmate...

When your late with dinner...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Or try to sleep in and are late serving breakfast...

See if you can help others seek help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2024:

Speaking to yourself just means you should stop hanging around stupid people.... Hearing voices when nobody is there is a sign you might be schizophrenic.

Well he had to. They never would have let him cross the border otherwise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

Catholics wouldn't have believed he was god if he hadn't...

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

You have heard of never Trumpers right?... Well I am a never fucker...

Happy weekend all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

So you were out cutting wood and your boss gave you the axe?.....

Have to watch out for that old Biblical butt dust

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I see nothing wrong in that....

How kind. We've been worried.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Modern Republican education...

It seems the chickens are coming home to roost.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

As if life in the gulf and eastern coastal states wasn't interesting enough he is going to give them surprises... there goes @ThinkingFree 's reason for preferring Florida to California...

He lost the bait

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Why they call it gambling....

To follow or not to follow

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Nothing like advertising on your "bump her stickers...."

But what was the rush?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I thought it was obvious from the start...

I figure a few people here could use these...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Yep here one is now... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/768271/wonder-what-them-them-girls-look-like?aid=3011430

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I am disappointed in them...

Fact finder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I would have thought number one was "I am calling 911..."

Wonder what them them girls look like?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Here you go looks like you need them...

Poor Virgin's husband 🤭

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Well it did keep her from getting stoned....

Keep me posted.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Not too closely I hope...

This got a chuckle out of me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Funny how gods always end up talking to themselves..... It is almost as if they were schizophrenic or some shit.

Some jokes write themselves

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I went out to eat and all I got was this Fu King tee shirt...

Just some of my weird shit! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I go into the bathroom to take a crap and both my cats come in to check on me like "hey what in hell are you thinking you could fall in and drown get out there and use the litter box like everyone else.."

We'll drive them to drink

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Reminds me of some Sunday school teachers that had to deal with me as a kid until my parents gave up and stopped forcing me to go after they were told I was no longer welcome there...

Far right-wing Pentagon General being investigated by US Army IG for ties to a anti-American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

The delay in this post being active is because of political censorship by the Admin and not my idea...

She found a friend

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Well that would be one way of getting rid of a shitty husband or boyfriend fast...

Yes master!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

As the saying goes.... better to get pissed off than pissed on...

America may be rich in some places

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Can I bring my own sledgehammer?... I have a 10 pounder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q=PeterGabriel

I thought my prostate exam went pretty well until the nurse walked in as the guy was leaving and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Who was that masked alien?... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnQV8E8Ja5E=FirstAidGaming

MAGA Gets Uncovered as Trump Panics [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Error in your link...

Democrats Shred Trump and House GOP [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

You would think those bullets in Steve Scaliss's ass would have stimulated some brain activity but you would be wrong...

Get the bomb squad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

The solution is simple.... bring in a hooker and threaten to blow his brains out...

We have all been there. @pralina1

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Even worse is when you don't fail the puzzle but the website says you did....

A new way to get them to stop calling

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Anything you can do that annoys them makes their lives harder... If you get harder too so much the better right?...

You know he has it rough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Had another scammer try me again this morning with an accident scam.... Told him to go fuck a cow.

This is spot on! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Buy her a dildo and tell her to go fuck herself...

I have a lot of questions about Diddy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

I don't think he was Catholic was he?...

The advantage is it works inside or outside of the box.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

My therapists don't know what to think of me.... I like to keep them guessing.

All that work...for nothing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Well you could say that was a "short cut" out of being incarcerated....

It's the special kind of stupid edition.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

At the rate his stock is dropping on or before Wednesday of next week it should officially become a penny stock.... That means it will have dropped below the $5 a share price at which point it will probably no longer be sold on the exchange... Penny stocks are most often sold on the OTC bulletin Board.... https://boingboing.net/2024/09/23/trump-media-plummets-yet-again-at-this-rate-on-course-to-become-penny-stock.html

My pronouns are....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

Where in hell did you get that picture of me?...

Donald Trump’s imaginary and frightening world [msn.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

He actually used the country of Georgia instead of the state in one of his recent campaign ads.... Every day he slips further into his own imaginary world where he is the only hero (spell that z-e-r-o) who can save the world from the mess he has been making of it...

I couldn't do it guys

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

To be honest... who cares?... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolIS6PfJfQ=tfleish

Good morning!!!! It's Monday! Ugh!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

As for the sleep one that is me on a good day...

These twats!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Looks more like a Squaids selfie to me...

Can someone make it make sense?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Texas.... The mass shooting capital of the world...

According to "texas tribune" Texas tax payers have spent more than 148 million busing migrants to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Actually he should be charged with kidnapping and in some of these cases endangerment... If anyone dies the charges need to be 1st degree homicide...

Diddy can get help

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

He would be better off if he could get OJs old lawyers...

This is truth!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

The really scary part is once you get the dough out you can't get it to hold together so you can make croissants...

Gotta luv it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

And when you pull up alongside you see the driver is a 60 year old bald guy...

Well…okay then

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2024:

The women's service I see....

Meeting expectations

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2024:

Owner's name of record.... Ben Dover...

That's a tall order, partner...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2024:

Well at least they don't break down all the time like UHaul...

There are a few very wealthy people that have gotten their wealth without exploitation, but the vast...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

Sad part is it is the poor voters keeping the system stacked against them...

It's all in your point of view

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

I am laughing at both but more at the ones who should know better...

Make America Baaaaaa again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

He must be from Texas where they only recently outlawed raping livestock.... Before that it seemed to be the state sport...

Pandogs….lmao!🤣 [yahoo.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Tells you just how dumb the Chinese really are when they can't tell the difference between a dog and a Panda... Almost as stupid as the Average Russian.

Isn't music great?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Not real bright are you?...

Church Treasurer Arrested for Stealing $150,000 and Spending It on Porn Website | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs=BroadwayClassics

Is messenger working to the highest level ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Seems like this site is completely without maintenance...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

Which one of those guys is that sign talking about.... I am pretty sure they all fit the bill...

There’s a New Dating Website for Christian Men Who Hate Feminists and Soy Boys | Beth Stoneburner ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

And they wonder why they can't get laid with a stack of hundreds as tall as their dick... Admittedly that could also be called either "short changing" or a "short stack..."

Ok I stole it but its so true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

As the old saying goes... One good turd deserves another...

Well I wish I knew that beforehand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

Well at least you know it wasn't made in China...

Private Messages Reveal What the Accused Trump Gunman Did in Ukraine Expect more eg just wait until...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

What he did was get asked to leave the country for being a lunatic... FYI News Corp is not a reputable source.

I have long loathe this man but this, this was truly disgusting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

He has me wondering how much of his brains did that worm eat....

The biggest dipshits!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

The only people buying those are suckers and losers....

Too bad it's not real.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

You sure it wasn't real?...

I am going to love how he reacts to this news.... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Waiting for all the conservatives to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Florida now a close race?..... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

You know Trump is going to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Posting this for the laughs... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Here comes the next freakout... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Listen to the professor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

You do though ban him from Springfield Ohio... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/9/18/2271230/-Springfield-Mayor-to-Trump-Just-Keep-Your-Ass-Away-From-Here?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

The republicans are not sending us their best, they are sending murders and rapist and terrorists

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Springfield has rolled out the "unwelcome mat" which is telling because the mayor is a Republican.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/9/18/2271230/-Springfield-Mayor-to-Trump-Just-Keep-Your-Ass-Away-From-Here?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

I'm proud to be a liberal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

I am a progressive and don't have to try to justify it to anyone including my granddaughter...

May I have your attention please

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Well they are damned well at least old now..... More likely dead.

'Deport Elon Musk' Trends After ‘Assassination’ Joke On Kamala, Biden; Secret Service Reacts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

One can always hope he ends up losing all his government contracts, ends up in prison and gets deported....

And I’d block him again..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2024:

When I was young I used to do over 100...

Sorry, it has to come to this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Too late....

Bonus memes Monday!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Kitty don't take no shit...

...people still line up to kiss his ass?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Not going to stop a drone...

Be careful out there!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Every election year like clockwork...