If you ever wanted to stay in an anus, here's your chance! [shared.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2019:

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Losing the Kentucky Derby because you lack horse sense....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 10, 2019:

http://gph.is/2sFgboT

Republican testing...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2019:

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My last and favorite of my Halloween costumes, Stormy Daniels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

https://i.gifer.com/1rMx.gif

Advice from a pastor: [opposingviews.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

When the visiting con-artist/mooch.....

I knew a guy who bent out the tabs that indicate brake pad wear to stop the squealing noise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

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Wonder what happened here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

To the alligators?...

Both are right

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

This should be titled "What Billionaires who don't pay any taxes want you to believe...." For example this assclown... https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-internal-documents-executive-emails-published-six4three-court-leak-2019-11

Why is it always Florida?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2019:

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Got my medical marijuana card approved! Just waiting for it to come in the mail.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Come to California where as long as you are 21 smoking pot is legal...

It works.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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Thanks Satan

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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Good morning indeed -

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I have four furry body guards in the house so keep sending them they have to eat something....

Did not help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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Quick question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Either or....

I think they refer to it as walnut-lung.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2019:

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My last and favorite of my Halloween costumes, Stormy Daniels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Yummy....

Kinda morbid

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

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Personal record!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

So then you had sex for -59 mins and 20 secs?....

Priorities

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2019:

You have to have things in common with the other in a relationship especially one involving a sexual partnership. because no matter how often and how good the sex is sooner or later you need a break and have to talk to each other....

Guess they need this sign in Florida.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2019:

"Feed baby to the gator..." Yes Floraduh please do take yourselves from the genepool.... The news will be more boring but what the hell at least the GOP will lose a state...

Mel Brooks for Emperor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2019:

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Crafters, be on the lookout!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I knew it.... Stanley is a stick up artist.....

I think I could pass...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

The answer is obviously "C"...

The snow is coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

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When you marry your cousin

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

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If I had a hammer.....+

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

When you post a really good meme and nobody reacts because they are afraid people will think they have a twisted sense of humor....

Say what now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

A Venus Fire Trap.... Look up the Pinto's safety record....

They look very convincing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2019:

I know some people who are in real deep shit on this one.... I am one of those people....

I'm definitely voting for Bernie!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Vote Bernie make erections legal again...

I'm definitely voting for Bernie!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Make weed legal again vote for Bernie!... https://berniesanders.com/issues/legalizing-marijuana/

Hmm...wonder what it could be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Needs a picture of Trump in that chair....

Make & Model

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2019:

https://youtu.be/Alyx4QeRRdg

What do you see? Mine was oddly true!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Missing "Trump did..."

This is so sad, pathetically sad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Too bad the dog didn't piss on him....

Oh puns oh puns

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2019:

The proverbial "Nun of your lip?....

I'm right there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2019:

I was there for decades but lately I have been very impressed by the depths of human stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance....

Would you ever date somebody who is religious, if they respected your beliefs and did not try to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2019:

I have tried it and it always ends badly even in a situation where you are just a friend who has their back... Even when you are the ONLY person in their lives who helps them without thought of compensation while their co-religionist friends shit all over them they still stab you in the back to kiss their asses at your expense...

Do You Hate God? | The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2019:

I just despise the people who push their silly, ignorant, hate-filled beliefs on others...

Got a good laugh out of this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

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Not going to pick on Florida, but ...some people say that north Florida is actually southern Alabama

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

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No vax for you!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

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Grandpa Ozzie!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

When I was young the "Grandparents Revenge" was filling them with sugar, spoiling them rotten, and sending them home to the parents....

UPDATE: I called the SOAR program that he’s in and reported him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

As is usual you know the bible better than a Christian.... Seems that is the one book that makes Christians into atheists....

The world as we know it...too simple...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Missing Columbia and cocaine....

This is not a meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

Grimm humor....

When you are in a gingerbread house competition and it doesn't work out, so you have to improvise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

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Tax the rich! Feed, shelter, and provided medical care for the poor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

https://youtu.be/o-0lAhnoDlU

A few more Scary Memes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

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Not these words exactly, and situational dependant for sure, but I say this every time i drink ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

I don't drink Nas-Tea it not only tastes like shit but it upsets my stomach...

Truth in advertising would require it to be called “ShittyFlix”

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2019:

Or "CrossFlix?"

Good question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

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How many of our 1219 members post memes, comment, or react?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Me, me, me, memes....

So if you don’t want to die alone ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

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Kitty has a point

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

I have always maintained that cats are smarter than humans.... After all we are the ones feeding them....

So if you don’t want to die alone ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Guy must be a David Drake fan.... https://david-drake.com/2000/all-the-way-to-the-gallows/

I prefer Pumpkin Advise to Pumpkin Spice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2019:

"Opinions are like assholes.... Everyone has one and they all stink..." The Unknown Philosopher

I'll give you 9273739 guesses what astrological sign I am.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2019:

About 6 hours every 2 or 3 days for me.... I am laughing at this meme

Inappropriate Disney.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 24, 2019:

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I love this game!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

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When was the last time I posted a Political Meme?? ...just now.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

You just insulted every hand dryer in history.... While they might be incoherent, noisy, and spew hot air at least they serve a practical purpose in society....

Some of you might get this... Oh wait, no you won't, because it's not there. Baaahahahaha!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

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Not a good site for some people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Going online looking for a bang?....

Mooovit Jeep.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2019:

I used to own an auto shop and had one come in with 4 out of 6 rods sticking out of the block, a busted trans, the rear end was completely shot and the frame was twisted.... Asshole asked if it was worth fixing.... Less than 26,000 miles on it as I recall.... I told him his best bet was to jack it up and put a real car under it.... Dumbshit left in a snit and never came back.

He kept to himself.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2019:

End mass murders and serial killings.... Cure religion....

Do we blame them.. no.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 22, 2019:

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That'll be hot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

When you give zero fucks for what people are trying to do.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

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Burger King is selling...PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Harry Harrison is now the majority stockholder of Burger King

Foghorn Leghorn

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Should have just hit 7-11 and saved himself a lot of trouble....

Best one of these

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

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You'd better not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

LMAO I just got three more days in Facedbook jail for NOT violating community standards.... Took me all of about three minutes....

Not a meme, in fact, i'm not really sure what's going on... [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2019:

They seem to be horsing around...

And really don't care how offended they get!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

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Best not to be too sensitive

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

He was also a Christian....

Are you sure about that?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

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MYOB & STFU.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Me......

Now this, I would read!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/Asimovs-Guide-to-the-Bible-The-Old-and-New-Testaments.pdf

Makes sense to me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Sounds like something the GOP would say in an attempt to attack us.... News flash dumbass it was PG&E who shut off the power because they hadn't been bothering to maintain the lines for years. All in the holy name of corporate profiteering....

So I guess, for my birthday, I’m going to get a curly straw stuck into me and all my blood will be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

https://youtu.be/5BMtqqHRvB8

What a selection!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Most costumes for women are more suitable to the bedroom than anything else.... I refer to it as the "Me Tarzan, You Jane" mentality....

So I guess, for my birthday, I’m going to get a curly straw stuck into me and all my blood will be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Thank dog I wasn't born in February....

Might as well pack up and go home

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

With the bullshit the NYT has been putting out lately they are now the FAUX news of the near right.....

More Trump fun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

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That would be me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Anyone who has ever had kids already knows the answer without asking....

Don't pun-ish me too severely

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2019:

*groans*.....

Should be everyday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2019:

*sighs* That is me everyday.....

Anti-Vaxer gets served

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2019:

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Now that will scare the shit out of anyone....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2019:

Only thing else I have to say about this one is she better get her flaps up before she lands or it might be a splash landing.....

How can they even pedal this stupid bullshit with a straight face?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 16, 2019:

All religions look ridiculous from outside the cult.... Even to other cultists with different ridiculous beliefs....

When you just have to stop for a snack before the party...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

For some reason I suspect Peter Peter is going to keep this wife..... Very, very well...

Hallo-memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Some people may not get that last one....

I might finally get the answer regarding which came first.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Without a dildo how will you know which cums first?...

New punishment for kids during time out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Or a TV with those original remotes that they called a "clicker" because it took 20 pounds of pressure to press a button and made a loud clicking noise....

Sad but true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Pretty sure from their views on science and civil rights they are pre-1942..... https://youtu.be/BtV_nQKhkdY

Gotta save money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

https://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

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What do you all think of this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

Teaching empathy for kids who are in situations like that should reduce bullying and teaching the kids stuck in unfortunate situations like that can help reduce the chances of them becoming addicts themselves or committing suicide... Thank goodness these matters are being dealt with for children and fuck that bastard Trump for trying to end PBS...

In memory of Columbus day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2019:

The scene after Buddy Hackett destroys a movie theatre in the movie "All Hands on Deck" (1961).... He plays a wealthy American Indian and pays cash in a scene that is memorable because the theatre manager is so impressed he invites him back next week for another movie where "500 Indians get killed" and Hackett's character almost scalps him.... https://youtu.be/nYCR94RA5oM