In case you needed another reminder Don't pet the fluffy cows.

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

I live in an area with lots of cows; so I know that difference.

glennlab replies on May 27, 2024:

The fluffy ones have a temper. lol

Wow, don't it look great on me?

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I'll take two.

glennlab replies on May 27, 2024:

@FrayedBear That ship has sailed, I've got too much money invested in this body to lose any of it now.

Lil donnie is scheduled to speak to the Libertarian convention tonight, I hope they boo him off the ...

pamagain comments on May 26, 2024:

I just saw the am news.....people DID boo him! A wonderful thing to see!

glennlab replies on May 26, 2024:

@pamagain Hegot 6 votes, fewer than Kennedy

Lil donnie is scheduled to speak to the Libertarian convention tonight, I hope they boo him off the ...

pamagain comments on May 26, 2024:

I just saw the am news.....people DID boo him! A wonderful thing to see!

glennlab replies on May 26, 2024:

@pamagain I've had to watch it several times just for the chuckles.

One has a Masters degree, the other is a baiter, also a master both are idiots.

pamagain comments on May 26, 2024:

WAIT! Seriously? A master's degree?

glennlab replies on May 26, 2024:

Actually a BBA from Georgia, but she has claimed a masters in her campaign literature so it works here.

Happy Memorial Day

Redheadedgammy comments on May 26, 2024:

Happy Memorial Day Glenn. This one is perfect!!

glennlab replies on May 26, 2024:

I thought so. Thank you.

Two of the most entitled most despicable people I can think of.

PaddyO comments on May 26, 2024:

The 10 million dollars she used to buy the education secty job is full on corruption but nobody will pay a price except the public.

glennlab replies on May 26, 2024:

Sadly.

One has a Masters degree, the other is a baiter, also a master both are idiots.

theyweretripping comments on May 26, 2024:

Both divorsed wonder why!

glennlab replies on May 26, 2024:

Their infidelity, no joke, both were the ones stepping out.

Lil donnie is scheduled to speak to the Libertarian convention tonight, I hope they boo him off the ...

pamagain comments on May 26, 2024:

I just saw the am news.....people DID boo him! A wonderful thing to see!

glennlab replies on May 26, 2024:

With his ego I'm surprised he accepted the invitation, but with his delusion, I'm sure that he believed that they wanted to nominate him. All he had to do was look at their name, they are Libertarians, he is an authoritarian, you can't get farther apart.

Maybe it's not right to conflate Floridians with conservative bashing, but I don't care.

glennlab comments on May 25, 2024:

It has been a recurring problem for at least 15 years, I guess the news just got to Florida not to eat the critters.

glennlab replies on May 25, 2024:

@Scott321" Possum on the half shell" has been eaten for as long as they have been around. They discovered that they carried leprosy and the heath people put out general warnings not to eat them since the disease could be transmitted during cooking and cleaning. This was in the 90s.

Why do they keep trying to inflict their religious morals on everyone else when they don't follow ...

pamagain comments on May 25, 2024:

Damn, Glenn.....I'll be sharing this one. Thanks!

glennlab replies on May 25, 2024:

Every now and then i find a good one.

The likeness is amazing

tiredofthis1 comments on May 25, 2024:

Especially sleepy Joe

glennlab replies on May 25, 2024:

Did you notice what group you were in?

Seems we’re having a crime wave in the county.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

This is one of our finest that shot a guy in his own apartment and claimed that she thought it was hers. She is now a guest of the state.

glennlab replies on May 25, 2024:

@DenoPenno A jury didn't buy it either,

A man that won't hesitate to stir up an angry mob and send them to The Capital to disrupt the ...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

We know that he has shared Top Secret No Foreign dissemination information with an Australian billionaire. Information on the capabilities of the US and Russian Federation submarine fleet and their pending upgrades. If a low level enlisted person was heard talking about this over drinks in a bar, ...

glennlab replies on May 24, 2024:

@annewimsey500 It is amazing how long that technology remains in use. I can't tell you the number of documents stamped "Exempt from the General Declassification schedule" I had to work with. To this day, when I get into an argument, I have to check myself about whether I got the information from the military or another source. One thing I liked about the general declassification schedule is that things were declassified by a date certain, even if it was 30-50 years in the future.

Hmm, maybe that means I can be the scallion of scalawags?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:

HAd me rolling.

glennlab replies on May 24, 2024:

@SpikeTalon One reason I have tried to develop a backup for people to stay in contact.

Hmm, maybe that means I can be the scallion of scalawags?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:

HAd me rolling.

glennlab replies on May 24, 2024:

@SpikeTalon I tried three times, I'm going to try the delete everything and message format next.

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on May 23, 2024:

His ass ain't near that skinny, must be a photo shop.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar skinny filter

I saw this vehicle in my travels today. This is definitely a cult!

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

Ghostmobile?

glennlab replies on May 22, 2024:

@Unity I figured that, but you looked like you might need some points.

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

glennlab replies on May 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar .... Rafael Edward Cruz was born on December 22, 1970,[5][6] at Foothills Medical Centre[7][8] in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to Eleanor Elizabeth (née Darragh) Wilson and Rafael Cruz.[9][10][11][12] Cruz's mother was born in Wilmington, Delaware. She is of three-quarters Irish and one-quarter Italian descent, and earned an undergraduate degree in mathematics from Rice University in the 1950s.[13][14] Cruz's father, Rafael, was born and raised in Cuba, the son of a Canary Islander who immigrated to Cuba as a child.[15] As a teenager in the 1950s, Rafael Cruz was beaten by agents of Fulgencio Batista for opposing the Batista regime.[16] He left Cuba in 1957 to attend the University of Texas at Austin and obtained political asylum in the United States after his four-year student visa expired.[17] He earned Canadian citizenship in 1973[7] and became a naturalized United States citizen in 2005.[11][18][19] At the time of his birth, Ted Cruz's parents had lived in Calgary for three years and were working in the oil business as owners of a seismic-data processing firm for oil drilling.[11][20][21][22][23] Cruz has said that he is the son of "two mathematicians/computer programmers".[24] In 1974, Cruz's father left the family and moved to Texas.[25] Later that year, Cruz's parents reconciled and relocated the family to Houston.[7] They divorced in 1997.[26] Cruz has two older half-sisters, Miriam Ceferina Cruz and Roxana Lourdes Cruz, from his father's first marriage. Miriam died in 2011 from a drug overdose.[26][27][28]

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

glennlab replies on May 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar Right you are. Was a dual US/Canadian citizen until 2016.

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

glennlab replies on May 22, 2024:

Send Cruz back to Canada an d Trump to Sing Sing.

It fits perfectly!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

That's a lot of Bs

glennlab replies on May 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar glad you got the double meaning.

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

You're in rare form tonight, well done my lady.

glennlab replies on May 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar Since we both know that's not the real Sam Elliot, I doubt his tongue will get past the mustache, so enjoy your ride.

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Best use for a chihuahua.... owl fodder...

glennlab replies on May 22, 2024:

You're going to draw the ire of our favorite ED nurse @pralina1

To no one's surprise. Can't imagine his pain

Redheadedgammy comments on May 21, 2024:

I'm sure his attorneys were sweating bullets that he kept saying he wanted to testify!! 😉

glennlab replies on May 21, 2024:

I'm sure that he will continue to blame the gag order and that his minions will believe him.

It was a rough day, but....

silverotter11 comments on May 21, 2024:

That was just epic! I immediately got that Crockett never actually called mtg a bb,bb,bb - Crockett put it in the form of a question and *then* that jerk Comer comes off sounding like the asshole white cracker that he is. The writers at SNL could not have come up with a better skit. Maybe the best...

glennlab replies on May 21, 2024:

I have a feeling that it is going to be a lot harder to talk to jasmine at this convention than the one two years ago, but I plan on congratulating her if I get the chance.

Who? Me? Procrastinate? Never! wait let me think that over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Finding an excuse to not finish something when you know you should is considered by some to be an art form...

glennlab replies on May 20, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I used to tell the wife, if you have anything you need done, tell me now, before football season starts.

Who? Me? Procrastinate? Never! wait let me think that over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Finding an excuse to not finish something when you know you should is considered by some to be an art form...

glennlab replies on May 20, 2024:

If a man says he will do something, he will, there is no reason to nag him every six months until it is done.

Still lying

puff comments on May 19, 2024:

They all lie. I still remember election night 2016 where she hired that big expensive hall with the massive glass ceiling, symbolic for the one she was shattering by being the first female el presidenti. She didn't even rock up once confirmed she is a loser. All those overconfident democrats ...

glennlab replies on May 20, 2024:

@puff Once again your lack of knowledge of how the US government works is glaring. Only the president can authorize the use of force by the military, the SoS only has an advisory role. I am no fan of Hilary, but I NEVER washed her hands of any accountability and you are a liar for claiming that. Trump sent 103 missiles to Syria and supported a warlord in the overthrow of the recognized government of Libya, I can't believe that you are supporting the rapist twice impeached 4 times indicted fraudster who directed the indictment of your hero Assange and wanted to see him hung.

She's that stupid!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 19, 2024:

She can't believe there are so many of them.

glennlab replies on May 20, 2024:

@michelle666gar Jewish space laser 3d printer versions.

Still lying

puff comments on May 19, 2024:

They all lie. I still remember election night 2016 where she hired that big expensive hall with the massive glass ceiling, symbolic for the one she was shattering by being the first female el presidenti. She didn't even rock up once confirmed she is a loser. All those overconfident democrats ...

glennlab replies on May 20, 2024:

@puff Are you denying the truth that trump ordered the bombing of Libya and Syria? Are you that fucking blind? The SoS has no war making powers, that is the SoD. Learn about what officials can and can't do before you attribute power to them. Like you tried to say that the department of justice was not part of the executive branch in the US, it is.

Still lying

puff comments on May 19, 2024:

They all lie. I still remember election night 2016 where she hired that big expensive hall with the massive glass ceiling, symbolic for the one she was shattering by being the first female el presidenti. She didn't even rock up once confirmed she is a loser. All those overconfident democrats ...

glennlab replies on May 20, 2024:

@puff I don't know how she could have been a bigger warmonger than trump

Still lying

puff comments on May 19, 2024:

They all lie. I still remember election night 2016 where she hired that big expensive hall with the massive glass ceiling, symbolic for the one she was shattering by being the first female el presidenti. She didn't even rock up once confirmed she is a loser. All those overconfident democrats ...

glennlab replies on May 19, 2024:

@puff Trump directed his indictment, the DOJ worked for that president directly, no separation of powers. The DOJ is part of the executive branch under all presidents.. Trump has always hated journalist that wouldn't kiss his ass and publish what he wanted.

Still lying

puff comments on May 19, 2024:

They all lie. I still remember election night 2016 where she hired that big expensive hall with the massive glass ceiling, symbolic for the one she was shattering by being the first female el presidenti. She didn't even rock up once confirmed she is a loser. All those overconfident democrats ...

glennlab replies on May 19, 2024:

Hilary may hate Assange, but it was Trump that had him indicted, It was not the DNC, but Debbie Wasserman Shultz that screwed Bernie, then Hil screwed herself with poor campaign management.

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 19, 2024:

I bet we're going to have a bunch of those in El Paso for the State Democratic convention. They've been a mainstay for the last 4 conventions, hopefully we can retire them this year for good.

glennlab replies on May 19, 2024:

@michelle666gar They get pinata party treatment at the convention. What surprised me was how fast they started making them and knowing their market.

Aaahhhhh!!!! Saturday being lazy!!!

backtobasics comments on May 18, 2024:

Mosquito is valid, doggie is scared.

glennlab replies on May 18, 2024:

Mosquito is small.

This is important. 😆

backtobasics comments on May 18, 2024:

Just like a man, finding boobs everywhere.

glennlab replies on May 18, 2024:

but quick thinking

I cannot escape death but ...

backtobasics comments on May 18, 2024:

You can not escape death, you can merely postpone it.

glennlab replies on May 18, 2024:

as long as possisble

More Chiefs’ kicker…

ThinkingFree comments on May 17, 2024:

And, being that I hate football, I've never heard of this pissant. I feel lucky!! 😁

glennlab replies on May 17, 2024:

I love football, and I hadn't either.

Some people just don't think things through.

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2024:

What about those that think a man's place is also in the kitchen assisting by making the work load less and the memories sweeter.

glennlab replies on May 17, 2024:

This was in response to the kicker stat told a group of women that had just gotten their degrees that they belonged in the kitchen, but yours is the right idea. The whole time I was married, I did all the cooking, and now my son does most of the cooking in his family.

The stupid, it hurts too much!!!!!

racocn8 comments on May 17, 2024:

Reminds me of the challenge to Odysseus to prove his prowess...

glennlab replies on May 17, 2024:

Get them all with one arrow.

Some people just don't think things through.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2024:

And even worse in my ex-wife's case where the food was supposed to be...

glennlab replies on May 17, 2024:

@Betty She told him she was bi, he just didn't know it meant bi-polar.

I sense a socially conscious business opportunity.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 17, 2024:

Great solution to a nasty problem!! 😉

glennlab replies on May 17, 2024:

Don't you mean a nazi problem?

Unfortunately, for me it means a lot of ads for compression socks.

Betty comments on May 12, 2024:

Some men must need a confidence boost. 🤣 Boomers would not have been the largest demographic had we been idiots. ;) Fun set, Z. Thanks for the chuckles. You did gooooood. :)

glennlab replies on May 12, 2024:

I thought we were the biggest group because there was no TV and nothing else for our parents to do.

Large Marge and her cousins

SpikeTalon comments on May 12, 2024:

Might be time to send her to Golem City?? https://mankinddivided-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Golem_City If only there was a place like that where we could send all of the crooked politicians... She reminds me of someone who's made out of clay, easily shaped and molded by her fellow Party members.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2024:

I remember the days when i could lobby a senator to not vote against my bill, he would agree, but would also say that he could never vote for it. We would have drinks in his office and continue to agree to disagree. The whole scorched earth of people like marge has poisoned the well to the point that the business of doing the peoples' business doesn't get done.

Here we go 🦇♥️🦇

michelle666gar comments on May 11, 2024:

Never ever date a dude with six pack abs!!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab replies on May 12, 2024:

My six pack turned into a keg years ago.

Got my dollar bills ready...

glennlab comments on May 10, 2024:

nice legs.

glennlab replies on May 10, 2024:

@Betty Feet on one end, cloaca on the other.

Wait'll I post this in my funny pictures facebook group. They'll be soooo jealous.

michelle666gar comments on May 9, 2024:

I remember a movie with Betty White, she had alligators or crocodiles as pets in a lake, she would get them to kill people, I forgot the name of the movie, it was funny!

glennlab replies on May 9, 2024:

I believe it was lake Placid.

Very British Problems It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an ...

backtobasics comments on May 8, 2024:

I fed my fish

glennlab replies on May 8, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz heron

A Jungle deal

glennlab comments on May 8, 2024:

Don't pet the big pussy cat.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2024:

@Betty Just looking out for #1.

A Jungle deal

glennlab comments on May 8, 2024:

Don't pet the big pussy cat.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2024:

@Betty I'm too high in cholesterol for him, not healthful food.

Moscow threatens to strike British military facilities following Cameron’s remarks – POLITICO

snytiger6 comments on May 7, 2024:

And this is why the U.S. is supporting Ukraine. Because Russian aggression won't just stop with Ukraine.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2024:

@puff Colonized slaves you mean.

Moscow threatens to strike British military facilities following Cameron’s remarks – POLITICO

snytiger6 comments on May 7, 2024:

And this is why the U.S. is supporting Ukraine. Because Russian aggression won't just stop with Ukraine.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2024:

@puff So Chechnya was not an invasion? You are so full of shit it is unreal.

Moscow threatens to strike British military facilities following Cameron’s remarks – POLITICO

snytiger6 comments on May 7, 2024:

And this is why the U.S. is supporting Ukraine. Because Russian aggression won't just stop with Ukraine.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2024:

@puff Russia has been the aggressor since the 1600s. They have attacked their neighbors over 60 times in land grabs, this is just the latest. We have learned from history Russia must be stopped.

Academics use imaginary data in their research- [reason.

annewimsey500 comments on May 7, 2024:

And she got slammed for it all...does that tell you Nothing?

glennlab replies on May 7, 2024:

@SpikeTalon One major problem is the institutional investment in published papers. Not just the author, but every person that was involved in writing, review, approval, submission, peer review, then publishing. It is rare that even discredit papers are removed except by the author. It is a very flawed system.

Academics use imaginary data in their research- [reason.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2024:

The author of this piece has either never taken a statistics course or doesn't understand it. The reason there are terms for what was done is that they are accepted practices as long as they are disclosed in the patterns and practices portion of the papers. It is also clear that he doesn't ...

glennlab replies on May 7, 2024:

@SpikeTalon Yes he had some valid points, but a very poor way of presenting them. As someone that has had to devour research papers for decades, you should learn how to read them early in your educational process. I have been highly critical of many papers due to their faulty use of their statistical samples, limited universes, selection criteria, deselection criteria, faulty or plain bad math.

It's Spring and in Spring a young man's fancy turns to.....

michelle666gar comments on May 7, 2024:

Mmmmm bacon!!!

glennlab replies on May 7, 2024:

I know, When I saved this one I realized that I had over a hundred bacon memes.

The best laid plans of mice and men?

KateOahu comments on May 6, 2024:

Maybe it was intentional. I think it is possible for Christians to have a sense of humor.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

or a sense of irony

Judge warns Donald Trump of jail time after he breaches gag order for tenth time in hush money ...

Buttercup comments on May 6, 2024:

Playing chicken, the judge will probably send him to the cell in the courthouse for an hour or two. I'm sure he'll start small but he has the authority to give him 30 days in Rikers. Crybaby Trump couldn't take that.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

@anglophone It's a tactic they use in mob trials where the defendant is trying to delay or cause a mistrial, I hope they use it on tfg.

Trump Media’s accounting firm charged with ‘massive fraud’ [cnn.com]?

silverotter11 comments on May 6, 2024:

I saw this story a couple of days ago and it is finally being more mainstream - do not tell me the press is interested in an informed public. Or maybe there is just TOO much going on. Ya know how we got here? A failure to prosecute and hold accountable people with the big bucks and those in high ...

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

@silverotter11 Mine too, but I'm a news junkie, an accounting major, econ minor and tend to look for the underlying story.

Judge warns Donald Trump of jail time after he breaches gag order for tenth time in hush money ...

Buttercup comments on May 6, 2024:

Playing chicken, the judge will probably send him to the cell in the courthouse for an hour or two. I'm sure he'll start small but he has the authority to give him 30 days in Rikers. Crybaby Trump couldn't take that.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

What he can do is hold the sentence until the jury begins deliberations, then require him to start serving the sentence on each charge regardless of the outcome of the trial. That way the trial is not delayed, tfg does time, the jury is not prejudiced, everybody is happy except tfg.

Trump Media’s accounting firm charged with ‘massive fraud’ [cnn.com]?

silverotter11 comments on May 6, 2024:

I saw this story a couple of days ago and it is finally being more mainstream - do not tell me the press is interested in an informed public. Or maybe there is just TOO much going on. Ya know how we got here? A failure to prosecute and hold accountable people with the big bucks and those in high ...

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

Part of the problem was the story broke on a Friday, it was a highly technical story that normally would have only interested the banking sector of the financial sector. So a subset of a subset. It wasn't until the business people got back and explained to the other editors the significance of the story that it grew legs.

A perfect picture

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

lil donnie needs a diaper change, hope they have a changing room at Sing Sing.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty Everything in prisons is either concrete or steel, so no problem.

Frankly I would love to see it happen.

Appleriver comments on May 6, 2024:

I’d break open a bottle of champagne, do a Snoopy dance a toss confetti all over.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

Best I could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvk1xSPtonE

Think I'm going to watch the Bon Jovi Documentary, he was soooo hot in the 80's and still is, don't ...

backtobasics comments on May 5, 2024:

Also coke from a bottle doesn't make your mouth numb.

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

and costs less.

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

backtobasics comments on May 5, 2024:

sneak up and crop dust them. that should clear the aisle.

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

or foghorn them and hope they clear out.

You can guess who!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Poor shark is gonna starve....

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

@Betty As long as something gets him

I hope it happens soon!

backtobasics comments on May 5, 2024:

He looks too good, needs more orange.

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

and a bigger box.

What to do?

glennlab comments on May 3, 2024:

It depends on your zone, they can be extremely invasive, the biggest problem is the huge amount of seeds they put out. Check with your local ag service to see what they recommend. I have had them off an on for the last 50 years, the biggest problem is the amount of seedlings in the grass, but they...

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

@Jolanta During bloomimg season, I just mow about once a week to mulch the flowers into the ground, no sense in letting them mat up on the grass or if it's wet letting them start to rot. They are very low maintenance otherwise.

United Methodist Church Repeals Ban On LGBTQ Clergy – Mother Jones

Aaron70 comments on May 4, 2024:

Religion has always evolved to meet current societal norms. Christianity in this country alone, is extremely different than it was when the far right puritans got off the boats. They deny that religion is human made while they’re indeed making it…..🤪

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

The puritans were not even the religious norm for the colonies, the vast majority were Anglicans or deist.

Grass Roots, 1966, Where were you where you when I needed you [youtube.com]

Marionville comments on May 4, 2024:

I don’t remember either this song or the band!

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

their wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grass_Roots

Grass Roots, 1966, Where were you where you when I needed you [youtube.com]

Marionville comments on May 4, 2024:

I don’t remember either this song or the band!

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

They were big in the States for about 20 years.here is a mix from 1979 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYgBc0afPLs

What to do?

glennlab comments on May 3, 2024:

It depends on your zone, they can be extremely invasive, the biggest problem is the huge amount of seeds they put out. Check with your local ag service to see what they recommend. I have had them off an on for the last 50 years, the biggest problem is the amount of seedlings in the grass, but they...

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

@Jolanta Here in the states they will survive in very cold climates but not reproduce, in the sub tropical climates they will go nuts. I have a new volunteer that just sprouted last year, I expect blooms this year.

Misleading advertising

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I remember when I went to a metal bar in Chicago and I went to the bathroom, on the ceiling it said the name of some dude who supposedly is very good at eating pussy and had his number! I couldn't stop laughing, I took a picture of it and sent it to my bestie! I don't know if I have that picture ...

glennlab replies on May 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar we wanted details if you had.

The Jews in Israel identify there are real problems in the society, its laws, police, courts & gaol ...

Tejas comments on May 1, 2024:

Google says Israel has lower sex crime rates than most westernized nations. Your very fist point is false, I'm not reading anymore.

glennlab replies on May 1, 2024:

@Jolanta he got it from an opinion piece

Another reason to throw the bums out

pamagain comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Or gun down goats! That is the most despicable account....why in blazes would she have included it???

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

I guess she's just not too tuned in to real Americans, since she has been legally banned from a large portion of her state by its owners.

Let's rename some animals

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Statue

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

The reason we know the earth isn't flat.

Let's rename some animals

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Cringe weasel

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

I think the cat got him too.

Let's rename some animals

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Fuck god

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

ouch

Misleading advertising

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I remember when I went to a metal bar in Chicago and I went to the bathroom, on the ceiling it said the name of some dude who supposedly is very good at eating pussy and had his number! I couldn't stop laughing, I took a picture of it and sent it to my bestie! I don't know if I have that picture ...

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

did you call? lol

Sure, Alito, we believe your corrupt, lying pie-hole. How does Trump's dick taste?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I don't think Noem has gotten the reaction she had hoped for. lol

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

@Betty I grew up around lots of hunters that paid big bucks for dogs. It pissed them off to no end to have to make a family pet out of what was supposed to be a hunting dog, but that was always the first stop on a working dog's way out.

Gotta take a break, my stomach is growling!

backtobasics comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Your eyes are bigger than your ....

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

lol

Along with Tik Tok, ban truth social too

Castlepaloma comments on Apr 29, 2024:

It a very sad time for free speech, especially for young people. Canada has not canceled its Tik Tok

glennlab replies on Apr 29, 2024:

best way to introduce a worm is have it on enough different sources that one will be hooked into the system you want to crack. Over a 100 million possible inputs in the US alone.

Michell made it level 8

michelle666gar comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Woohoo!!!! 🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🥳

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

did you notice you picked up 17000 points once you made it?

How do you know?! 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂

Betty comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Yuck, yuck, and YUCK!

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

it's catching

That's a neat trick... for the Irishman.

michelle666gar comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Haha!!! Good one Betty!!!

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

getting closer

Who else remembers this? [youtube.com]

Druvius comments on Apr 28, 2024:

And it's all happening again, we've learned nothing.

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

Not one damned thing.

Not that the King James is really any better...

Tejas comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Legally you can swear on almost anything right?

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

Most states allow you to swear or affirm without any props.

Name that tune

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Is there a hookah-smoking caterpillar involved in this somehow? ;)

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2024:

Go ask Alice, Mr. White Rabbit.

Don't worry, this crash is controlled. 😆

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Never let those thoughts go through your head while you are airborne or about to be.

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2024:

@DenoPenno I had two years where I had an unnatural fear of flying. I've flown a lot and still do, but that fear of being pushed through the air in an aluminum tube just got to me on one flight. I avoided flying where I could, but I got over it and now enjoy being able to go to sleep in Dallas and wake up where ever I'm traveling to.

Monday April 22

racocn8 comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Tell me again why Barr hasn't been indicted for obstruction of justice ??? (killing cases related to Stone, Manafort, Trump's hush money case, Trump's Obstruction case from the Mueller Report, Trump's wrongdoing documented by the two impeachments, etc., etc.). How about Garland's indictment for ...

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2024:

Official duties of the AG, He would have to be prosecuted for malfeasance or have been impeached, both are very high bars to cover. The choice of which laws to enforce comes under his professional discretion, no matter how abhorrent and must be corrected by the house and senate.

Just think of the advances that children born today will experience by the time they are our age.

FrayedBear comments on Apr 21, 2024:

So unique that your western (USA) world went from childhood racial segregation & non recognition of non white non xtians pulling the wings off live flies, butterflies & moths to now funding & applauding Jews doing the same, literally or by proxy doctors having to amputate limbs without anaesthetic ...

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

We live in a different world than we were born in, you can either complain or do something to make it better, I think you have chosen to complain.

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

Lauren comments on Apr 21, 2024:

I can't read this one due to the paywall but I'm linking to one that's free. Burns are one of the most painful ways to die and it's so sad that he thought it the best way to prove his "ultimate protest" of our world. Maybe we need to stop calling it that. ...

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

@Lauren More than happy to share, i get 10 shares a month and don't use most of them.

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

silverotter11 comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Mental health issues are a serious concern. The link is behind a paywall but I had read about this on some other news site. When you are already very depressed and then start absorbing the news things can go south really fast and really badly.

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 20, 2024:

For a minute there I thouht the article was about his gas emissions bursting Into flame Well, rats!

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Article is behind a paywall

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

Lauren comments on Apr 21, 2024:

I can't read this one due to the paywall but I'm linking to one that's free. Burns are one of the most painful ways to die and it's so sad that he thought it the best way to prove his "ultimate protest" of our world. Maybe we need to stop calling it that. ...

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Just think of the advances that children born today will experience by the time they are our age.

Switchcraft comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Is it all for the better though?

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

No, it just is. Time passes and we were lucky enough to live when we did.

Little Richard. - Lucille, live 1973… [youtu.be]

developer comments on Apr 20, 2024:

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glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

Good to see you pay us a visit, stay well.

I hear they’re great…

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Great, entertaining and filling.

glennlab replies on Apr 20, 2024:

@Betty a slow one, I don't enjoy the chase as much as the catch.