It's been a while since I posted a Florida man one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Hard to beat Matt Geatz....

glennlab replies on Jul 23, 2022:

That's not what his high school hooker said.

I'm thinking of looking into a French press for myself.

Marionville comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Is that just the same thing as a cafetière?

glennlab replies on Jul 23, 2022:

From what I see, yes.

A test if you have any theist friends

racocn8 comments on Jul 23, 2022:

The toaster actually exists.

glennlab replies on Jul 23, 2022:

still won't answer any prayers unless they are for toast.

I'm not sure who needs to see this, or even why?

Sticks48 comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Let them thaw first?

glennlab replies on Jul 23, 2022:

Bake them and insert through the top opening.

I so old that I remember when this was the standard. Were you a full service or self service?

St-Sinner comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Service is mandatory today in NJ.

glennlab replies on Jul 23, 2022:

Oregon also

Trumpy, trumpy supporters, and the trump insurrection.

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2022:

These are on point, Glenn.

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

Thanks

It's coming, hold on to your hats.

Garban comments on Jul 22, 2022:

What year?😉

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

Every year.

Finally, Bannon convicted on two counts.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

At least he has this on his record, no matter what he actually eventually he gets... unless t rump is elected in 2024, then we'll see another pardon... I wonder what the record for most pardons is???

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

Ford, Vietnam amnesty, I believe.

The only higher power I believe in.

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Last night when I went to the kitchen around 2 am, I noticed my motion lights pop on. I went out to check on it, it was one of the feral cats that I hadn't seen in a while, sitting on top of the box of canned food, just waiting.

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

@phxbillcee That was exactly what he was saying. I opened a can and he chowed down.

Trumpy, trumpy supporters, and the trump insurrection.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Two favorites are Boebert the moron and Cruz the dickhead from Texas!!!

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy Thank you.

But her emails...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 22, 2022:

I’ve seen this one before and absolutely love it!! 🤣

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

The emails keep on giving a base for trumpy ridicule.

Trumpy, trumpy supporters, and the trump insurrection.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Two favorites are Boebert the moron and Cruz the dickhead from Texas!!!

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

Those were pretty good

Today is kind of meme rich.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Love the first one! 🤣 Hawley has no spine, that’s for sure!!

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

With apologies to little girls, Hawley runs like a little girl

This could be about anywhere that people want to move to.

itsmeagain comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Back in the day . . . .

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

Thus begins many stories that are tainted by selective memories.

How much of this rings a bell?

Sierra4 comments on Jul 22, 2022:

1969; the year I came back to the U.S. after two years in Germany. Still in the USAF, but now on Cape Cod. Unfortunately the Massachusetts winters were as bad as Germany’s.

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

I feel you, I had never seen snow that lasted for more than a day or two before I join the AF. My first winter was in Denver, bad but not unbearable. The next 5 were in Spokane, which convinced my wife that we were moving back to the Texas gulf coast.(she's from western Washington)

Just a collection for comments

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

You can be as happy as that first cat if you find the right strain of "catnip"...

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

probably need to shop on my next vacation..

Just a collection for comments

Pralina1 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Oh man . That’s a hard one ! Jesus ! I love them all , I ll have to go w the coffee one 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🦇🦇🦇🦇

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

me too.

Just a collection for comments

Robecology comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Good collection!

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

thanks

I so old that I remember when this was the standard. Were you a full service or self service?

Robecology comments on Jul 22, 2022:

And actually wore a uniform? With a hat? You must be in your 70's.

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2022:

late sixties

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

Julie808 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Wouldn't be so bad in a bikini!

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

You've never seen me in a bikini, or you wouldn't say that.

It's one way to get the poopers but not scoopers out of the park.

Pralina1 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Man . Let me tell u 🙄 1995 . Living in texas . Had my Italian greyhound that brought w me from home ( Italy at that time ). . Next door British neighbors had a tiny chihuahua, little bigger than my Diego boy on nowdays . Well . One afternoon I was outside at back yard w Marco , and a big hawk ( ...

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

I grew up with tons of wild animals and very few people. Each can give you a different perspective. I still love getting back out in nature with few people around.

It is a shame that we are having to fight this battle again 50 years later.

Spinliesel comments on Jul 21, 2022:

And you are probably a guy!

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@RussRAB I am not sure, that is not a subject that comes up often, but since it is a form of birth control, I know the catholics are against it. Most denominations don't address it in their dogma.

Be that friend.

Pralina1 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ I am glad we live on the x era we live . 30 yrs ago , we might had the concept of this bcz r family talks...

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Love you too.

You have to video it for it to count, ER bills alone are not enough.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

I'd like to see the video, too...

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@Pralina1 Girl, you are brutal. Love it.

It is a shame that we are having to fight this battle again 50 years later.

Spinliesel comments on Jul 21, 2022:

And you are probably a guy!

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

yes I am, but women's rights are human rights and I will fight for them, just as i have for the last fifty years.

Another, you had one job

racocn8 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Just move the house over 4 feet.

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Now that is an engineer talking

Always looking for bargains.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

I am wondering if using this picture you could sell these on EBay and Amazon.....

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

probably

Who can say, Vacation rental?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Be sure & shop around...

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Got some real wieners there.

A picture of Texans fighting the heat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Looks like the one on the right is going to get a bit of friendly fire....

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

lend me a hand

A picture of Texans fighting the heat.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

LOL! I'm pretty sure I remember this one..."Jason & the Argonauts", yes?

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

yep

A picture of Texans fighting the heat.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2022:

That's outside a Wal-Mart, right?

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Inside

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@silverotter11 Not really, our night time lows have been in the 80s

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz yes

Another, you had one job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Dyslexic contractor?... Easy fix just get out the forklift....

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

I thought the same thing.

Times are rough, but not that rough ...Yet.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

May be better than...

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Are you some kind of gay fish?

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

ours was 109 at 58% humidity.

I never thought of it quite that way, but yeah.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Unless your very drunk & think its okay to piss in the doorway of the local cop-shop... turns out they don't appreciate that...

glennlab replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Saves transport time.

Not just Texas...

ballou comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Tell me about it! I'm melting in southeast Texas!

glennlab replies on Jul 20, 2022:

I can remember 100 in Houston. My condolences.

Maybe this is a dumb question however it needs to be asked.

glennlab comments on Jul 20, 2022:

If you assume the Big bang theory, the beginning would have been a singularity, then all matter and energy would have been expelled omnidirectional from the source, the edge of the universe would be the leading edge going into the void. The beginning of our universe was the end of the last one....

glennlab replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@azzow2 If you think of the big bang as being a nuclear explosion in space, there is always a leading edge as the blast expands. The theory holds that the last universe collapsed on itself leaving a void, the big bang then proceeded to fill that void. just our local area is too big for us to comprehend. https://www.vox.com/2014/9/4/6105631/map-galaxy-supercluster-laniakea-milky-way

Strive toward the better

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Eww! A rat with a fanny pack!

glennlab replies on Jul 20, 2022:

careful

Not just Texas...

glennlab comments on Jul 19, 2022:

It's bad when you leave Texas for Vegas to cool off. 109 today.

glennlab replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@NHjulie I don't go back for 3 weeks, My travels this month were just to the state Dem convention.

Dallas school district joins others in Texas requiring clear or mesh backpacks after Uvalde massacre...

glennlab comments on Jul 19, 2022:

this policy was not in response to the Uvalde shooting. The fact that they have already stockpiled the necessary backpacks shows this. This was an attempt to lessen gang violence in the DISD. The trustees are aware that it is not a solution, but is one of the few steps that they can take to lessen...

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

@Charlene It is a statistical dead heat. It has been a chore educating candidates about what we have done before that has worked and what hasn't.

Who remembers the pain inflicted by this devil's brew?

wildgarden comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I was never subjected to that. My grandparents had plenty of this around, and as I recall, it caused no discomfort.

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

I think my grandmother enjoyed inflicting pain.

I figure if anyone forgets my birthday, it's my fault.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I think we all know what you'd like, Glenn, but save it for DM's, not all of us are as racy (perverted) as you...

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

My ex's question was always, What else would you like?

Dallas school district joins others in Texas requiring clear or mesh backpacks after Uvalde massacre...

glennlab comments on Jul 19, 2022:

this policy was not in response to the Uvalde shooting. The fact that they have already stockpiled the necessary backpacks shows this. This was an attempt to lessen gang violence in the DISD. The trustees are aware that it is not a solution, but is one of the few steps that they can take to lessen...

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

@Charlene There are not enough bones in the graveyard to give those rat bastards a spine.

Can't wait...But, I'm a bit concerned about potential violence/death

NHjulie comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Delusional until the end (fingers crossed)

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

Part of me hopes the stress of the threat of indictment and jail cause a massive stroke, leaving him in a semi vegatative state with just enough brain left to realize that he can't do anything.

Trying to be a little more highbrow in my posts.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I do try to be a F.A., but a Funny Asshole rather than a Fucking Asshole - - there is a difference!

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

@phxbillcee I'll keep an eye out for you.

Trying to be a little more highbrow in my posts.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I do try to be a F.A., but a Funny Asshole rather than a Fucking Asshole - - there is a difference!

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

But can the naked eye tell the difference? lol

Pink drops unannounced video taking on Trump, gun violence, BLM, Roe v Wade SCOTUS; She's naming ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 19, 2022:

She’s absolutely awesome! Love this song! Thanks for sharing!! 😘

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

I absolutely loved her when i saw her show, she's an electric performer.

I had been wondering why there are so many more flies this year.

glennlab comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I put out fly traps (bags with bait approx $5 ea) that reduced my normal fly problem. There is very little food for them this summer, so I have seen only a few.

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

@azzow2 At first, but you need to make sure that they are far enough away from your door, the smell is horrid. A couple around your fowl pens should eliminate a huge number of them. I was leery at first, but they were super effective.

Can't wait...But, I'm a bit concerned about potential violence/death

glennlab comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I say get him a cross if he wants to be like Jesus.

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2022:

@Sticks48 We can test whether its hands or wrists. We'll do hands first then when they rip go for wrists.

Joe needs to go. But we still need to gain two seats to get him in line.

BD66 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Here's the worldwide coal production over time. The USA and Western Europe have been steadily decreasing production. China and India have been steadily increasing production. Pretending that the actions of the USA are a significant cause of global warming is being deliberately naive:

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

The planet is literally burning up, but Manchin is talking about inflation, while ignoring the environment, medical care and infrastructure. Coal, is only one small piece of the package. We are not at a point where we can be fully free of fossil fuels, but we are at a point we can start replacing many of them. It is short sighted people that have allowed the situation to get this bad, if Carter's plan had not been scrapped by Reagan, we would be fossil fuel free by now.

Online dating tip:

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2022:

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glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@Lauren mine too, it hits where it hurts. lol

Can you believe what passed for safe?

BitFlipper comments on Jul 18, 2022:

That was before seat belts or child seats.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

long before

This was shot in Dallas Texas in 1955, can you name either of this dynamic duo?

Sierra4 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor would be my guess. Giant

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@Sierra4 I have been intending to visit Marfa, but so far it has escaped my plans. I guess I'll have to make it a destination and not a pass through in order for it to happen.

This was shot in Dallas Texas in 1955, can you name either of this dynamic duo?

wildgarden comments on Jul 18, 2022:

James Dean and Liz Taylor?

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

Yes indeed,

Donald Trump Said He Could Beat Washington and Lincoln in an Election

chalupacabre comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Yeah, I kinda wish he'd had the chance, too. For starters, he'd be someone else's problem, maybe in an era that wouldn't put up with his nonsense as much, and think how the man'd suffer without ketchup. Maybe someone'd declare him a witch.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

They would have deported him to Canada with all the other monarchist.

My age is showing.

wildgarden comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I don't need to listen to 70s music -- it plays in my head upon request. Really, y'all, there is soooo much good music out there. Did you miss punk? Okay that was the 70s...I guess I will have to share some things.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

did not miss punk then, don't miss punk now.

This was shot in Dallas Texas in 1955, can you name either of this dynamic duo?

Sierra4 comments on Jul 18, 2022:

James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor would be my guess. Giant

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@Marionville @Sierra4 you two are quick and 100% correct. I figured Liz would prove troublesome.

Can you believe what passed for safe?

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Just hang the kid in a laundry bag. I remember us kids sleeping in the back seat of my Dads Galaxy 500 in 1969 as he was driving us back from Colorado to Alabama, someone cut us off so Dad hit the brakes and we all bounced off the back of the driver and passenger seat so hard that both my brother ...

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

I bought my first car with seat belts in 73. I only had to wear them on base.

My plants are getting sunburned on my West facing patio.

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2022:

I have to move mine around to compensate for the blazing summer sun., like your idea.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@Lorajay I dropped my kitchen's summer temp by at least 10 degrees when I covered my concrete patio. I still get a blast furnace when i open the window or door, but not nearly as hot.

QAnon Senate hopeful busted for filing false police report about adult bookstore.

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Maybe he'll get to perform sex acts for pay when he's convicted.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@phxbillcee or a ramen soup, he is pretty homely

In a nutshell.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Perfect description of the MAGAts!!

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

you know it's true

They are nothing if not consistent.

MaryChristmas comments on Jul 18, 2022:

They will never, ever admit their mistake.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2022:

you bet

I have no problem with a reasonable rate of return, but excess profits should be taxed.

miklthetaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:

define excess

glennlab replies on Jul 15, 2022:

It has been defined and redefined in every windfall profits tax law. It is roughly defined as profiteering, that is increasing prices above your historical rates benefiting from outside actions that you did not cause. Examples are after a natural disaster or during a war period raising rates to make higher profits. Almost every state has anti profiteering laws but only the feds can impose a penalty nationally.

So now the Secret Service is covering for them too? What the hell!

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 15, 2022:

The Trump S--t just keeps getting deeper.

glennlab replies on Jul 15, 2022:

@NHjulie They normally replace most if not all the SS agents assigned to POTUS, the previous agents are reassigned around the service to avoid a conflict. The former POTUS keeps some of his agents for his permanent detail.

We've all seen th stories about shoplifting, why haven't we seen the stories of corporate greed and ...

RussRAB comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Who reported the 1 story? I guarantee it wasn't Newsmax, OAN, or FOX who refused to broadcast the public Jan 6 hearings. It isn't an excuse, and the Walgreens stealing millions from employees is likely complicated and and not "sexy". NPR had a report about Tucker Carlson's story about how ...

glennlab replies on Jul 15, 2022:

... a Bloomberg Law story (11/25/20) covering the Walgreens wage theft settlement was pointed out

I have a question.

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I try to no judge other people's taste in pizza, as long as they are willing to eat it and not force it on me, or try to convert me to their tastes. I'll try it once, but if i don't like it, never again, but if I do, I've just opened up a new door. Anyone that believes that theirs is the one true ...

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@barjoe Thar's an extremely rude thing to say, I have seen what people in your neck of the woods call cajun food and boy are they off, but if that's what you want to eat, I have no problem with it, just don't serve it to me. Don't assume I'm originally from Texas just because I live here now. I have been in many countries and in 49 of the 50 states. I don't know of anything I would put ranch on, but enlighten me as to what you would mess up with it.

It's a Texas thing

Moravian comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I have never been to Texas but in my travels around other parts of the USA it is exactly the same. Temperatures are measured in Fahrenheit and buildings are kept to a ridiculously low temperature in summer.

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

It depends on the time of day you enter the building, they try to cool it way below what will be needed before all the bodies roll in and the temperature goes up. By 2-3 in the afternoon many buildings have become rather warm.

It's a Texas thing

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

We keep ours at 77 during the day and down to 75 at night. We try not to strain our Precarious power grid. 😉

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

I stay in one room most of the day, It's at 73, my bedroom I keep at 85 until about an hour before bedtime then it's 72 and my den goes to 85. Since I'm only cooling two rooms at all and i have fans in both of them, I'm going to be compfy .

Cafeteria religion. For fucks sake, be consistent.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Sorry about the audio...

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

Took me a second, but yeah, you're right.

I have been looking for this chart.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Can't blame just GenX ... I know I often hide mental/physical pain behind a smile (as it is not others' fault that I go thru this crap), & I think many others do, too, of all generations. I've also come to the conclusion that one reason so many old folk walk around with scowls all the time is ...

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

Thanks to our rich uncle, my level of pain is constant. No scowl, just resting bitch face.

Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I actually haven't seen too many lately...is it something we said?!?!

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

We can hope.

I have no problem with a reasonable rate of return, but excess profits should be taxed.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

The problem is, who decides what that “reasonable rate of return” is? If it’s left up to the repubs and super wealthy, they think there is no ceiling to how much they can gouge from the system.

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy lobbyists and $$$, a million heree and there yields extra billions in shielded profits. They get to write off 17% of their purchases just because. (depletion).

Please be careful how you judge.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

There's a reason I won't ride your broom...

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee You've just got to clench and hope you polished all the splinters out.

I know there are a lot of you guilty of this also.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Actually I deliver joke deadpan and drive people crazy when they think I am being serious.... NOW THAT cracks me up...

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

There's always ONE! lol

I have no problem with a reasonable rate of return, but excess profits should be taxed.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

The problem is, who decides what that “reasonable rate of return” is? If it’s left up to the repubs and super wealthy, they think there is no ceiling to how much they can gouge from the system.

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy I haven't studied corporate balance sheets in a long time, and the accounting tricks they use to disguise their actual profits. There is no easy way to asses it without looking at each company's 10K. Since I no longer charge for investment advice, I am a little rusty. Reagan declined to repeal the tax in spite of running on that because of the amount of revenue it generated in the 1980s.

I have no problem with a reasonable rate of return, but excess profits should be taxed.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

The problem is, who decides what that “reasonable rate of return” is? If it’s left up to the repubs and super wealthy, they think there is no ceiling to how much they can gouge from the system.

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

Economists have long held a 4-10% net profit is sustainable. But quite simply lets look at the historical averages for that company and anything 5 % above that is excess.

I understand that they are finally come out of the closet

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I've never ate it, when I eat chicken it's either Southern (KFC) or Mexican (El Pollo Loco). I refuse white supremacist chicken.

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

I've never eaten it either, there are plenty of other choices without supporting someone that thinks some of my friends don't deserve human rights.

Strange how people never think about their prejudices until they are pointed out.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2022:

The Bird Cage "it was perfect I just didn't realise John Wayne walked like that" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuASKA1yxp8

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

The old joke was that he taught his sons to walk like that, his daughters already did.

Dry toast and four fried chickens. And a coke. [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 13, 2022:

Great movie with great lines. "We're on a mission from god." And later, "I hate Illinois Nazis." And so many more.

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

Truly classic comedy.

My daughter in law is preggers and decided that this was the time to declare her love of Halloween.

marksam8484 comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Halloween has always been my favorite holiday!

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@marksam8484 go to groups, look for I really love halloween.

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

JackPedigo comments on Jul 13, 2022:

Too bad there's not a caucus about religion or overpopulation.

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2022:

environmental caucus

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 12, 2022:

I do wish I could go just to hear what everyone is discussing! I know you’ll give us a detailed report of the goings on. I am really curious at what the Democrats think we should do to help women seeking abortions out of state. Be well, and drink lots of water. 😘

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy Do you know which senatorial district you're in? sign up for the democratic newsletter here https://texasdemocrats.org/ You will get a lot of emails, but they will keep you abreast of the party;s goings on. They will also hook you up with volunteer opportunities..

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 12, 2022:

I do wish I could go just to hear what everyone is discussing! I know you’ll give us a detailed report of the goings on. I am really curious at what the Democrats think we should do to help women seeking abortions out of state. Be well, and drink lots of water. 😘

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2022:

In two years, the convention will be in El Paso. Getting elected to be a delegate is normally not a problem. The only time I had problem was Obama's first election, because we had so many new people involved and I used my pull to get my son a delegate slot and took an alternate slot. I still ended up as a delegate since so many people didn't go. El Paso will be much easier to get a delegate slot since a lot of people won't want to make the trip. https://www.ktsm.com/local/el-paso-news/el-paso-to-host-texas-democratic-convention/

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 12, 2022:

I do wish I could go just to hear what everyone is discussing! I know you’ll give us a detailed report of the goings on. I am really curious at what the Democrats think we should do to help women seeking abortions out of state. Be well, and drink lots of water. 😘

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2022:

The general sessions and even the caucuses are pretty boring, most of the interesting things that get started are at the receptions and side meetings. These are where the listening tours take place. Operatives simply go from one small group to another hearing what people are talking about and hearing some great ideas and a lot of bad ones, then reporting back to the candidates. The candidates also make their rounds, so we all get a chance for our few minutes of interaction

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Support the most progressive candidates you can. Simply voting Blue No Matter Who is not going to get the job done. The Dem Party needs to get rid of its old, corporate Dem leaders and get some younger progressives running the party. And proposing some sort of New Deal for the working class and what...

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2022:

@TomMcGiverin The overturning of Roe, actually gives us hope of being able to mobilize voters that would normally sit out the midterms.

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Support the most progressive candidates you can. Simply voting Blue No Matter Who is not going to get the job done. The Dem Party needs to get rid of its old, corporate Dem leaders and get some younger progressives running the party. And proposing some sort of New Deal for the working class and what...

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

All our candidates have already been elected, we will vote to certify the ballot and to elect party officials. We started over 10 years ago electing more progressive officials in the party, we just recently elected some to the SDEC to fill out the term until Sunday, then the new officers take office, but incumbents have a leg up so they will probably continue on. We have a good slate of candidates, it will just be a matter of getting the vote out

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Make sure you wear your MAGA hat. You'll meet much more interesting people that way.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

I'm well enough known, that they would net me for a 72 hour mental hold assuming I had lost it.

Thursday, I will be making my bi-annual trek to the Texas Democratic Convention, something I have ...

Garban comments on Jul 12, 2022:

You’re a good man, Glenn. Drink lots of water, if that’s still legal in Texas.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

With this kind of heat, I've got to stay away from alcohol. I've checked out the reception venues, and they have both inside and outside areas. Some years I carry frozen water bottles, but most areas will have a refreshment area sponsored by the various campaigns. I'm still trying to decide on whether to take the train to the convention, since there is no mass transit to the receptions.

National Outcry Forces Sarasota Newspaper to Pull Op-Ed Praising Proud Boys The Sarasota ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 12, 2022:

I wish I could tell this brain dead woman that there is nothing to be “proud” of when you live your life thinking you’re better than others and disparaging those others for the color of their skin!

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

@TomMcGiverin experienced it, hell she enforced and practiced it. When the y were building there house, the contractor hired a black brick mason because he had worked with the type brick they were using. She and her husband fired the contractor and spent almost a month trying to find a replacement.

It's not just Yellowstone that is a cause for worldwide concern.

KKGator comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Another damned tease. I'd love to see them blow. That one and the Yellowstone Caldera. Even if it's just for a minute.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

@KKGator I would like to watch it from a safe distance up wind.

So glad that those days are way behind me.

Spinliesel comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Are you having littens?

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

Nah, that was just what I looked like when I had to get up that early

Why trees smell so beautiful:

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2022:

and they are made of stardust.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

@Spinliesel Why yes we are, everything is stardust.

This is a tough decision as I want to have to make.

Spinliesel comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Can I come and sit next to you?

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

I'll share some cats with you.

I almost got up today

KateOahu comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Almost getting up happens at your age. Have you tried those little blue pills?

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

Got a supply, just no reason to use them.

My daughter in law is preggers and decided that this was the time to declare her love of Halloween.

marksam8484 comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Halloween has always been my favorite holiday!

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

try this group https://agnostic.com/group/ILoveHalloween, it is not as active as it once was, but it does have a good archive

Let's talk about Jefferson, Monticello, and Fox.... - Beau of the Fifth Column [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Not only should people learn about Jefferson and his slaves, show them his Real views on religion, especially christianity. His "Unitarian" Bible, as it is called, can be seen at Monticello. He totally removed all aspects of Jesus being divine. A Christian nation my ass - both Adam's were Unitarian...

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

The Jefferson Bible was distributed to congressional members and is now free on line. story https://rollcall.com/2005/01/20/jeffersons-bible-returns-controversial-as-ever/ text https://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/jb/index.htm

It's not just Yellowstone that is a cause for worldwide concern.

KKGator comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Another damned tease. I'd love to see them blow. That one and the Yellowstone Caldera. Even if it's just for a minute.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

Remember Mt St Helens, multiply that by at least 1000

Had errands to run before work, fuck it, just going to post memes instead! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2022:

I've got to find that mug.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 mine is out for delivery right now.