Rust in pieces.

Garban comments on Jul 2, 2022:

I like the red coupe with white walls, wish I could identify it.

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

@SnowyOwl I was thinking that or a Buick.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Every ten years this comes up again. Or more accurately comes out. Forcefully and with meaning.

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

@AnneWimsey For several years i had to get one every two years, Now they're 5 years apart. So far everything they have removed has been non cancerous. I lost my mother, two aunts and grandmother to colon cancer, so I'm cautious as is the VA.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

Garban comments on Jul 2, 2022:

You may want to forget the brush and just get a new toilet. Get better soon bud.

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

My aunt who recently had a colonoscopy sent it to me.

Funny how you never think about certain things.

waitingforgodo comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Exceptions to the rule may include Bert and Ernie and the puppet that marionette upon the portmanteau. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaRGWgkh6cs

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

I'm pretty sure that Bert and Ernie had each other. Oh, the the video doesn't work here

What other changes would kids never recognize? Phone booth?

Lorajay comments on Jul 1, 2022:

We had the deluxe version. It told us the temperature as well.

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

For years ours was sponsored by Eddie Childs,(I'm mad as hell) so we got a right wing rant before they gave the time and temp.

Rep.

Garban comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Pity for the people of the Florida panhandle.🤮

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Garban I'm just enough older that they actually enforced it, before large parts were ruled unconstitutional. The only parts that remain is the commercial interstate transportation for sex and minors to engage in sex.

Rep.

Garban comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Pity for the people of the Florida panhandle.🤮

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

At least the Mann Act has no statute of limitations,

Rep.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Does he wear his hair like that because he's stupid? Or is he stupid because he wears his hair like that?

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

Yes.

His fans thought he was🔥

St-Sinner comments on Jul 1, 2022:

David Koresh in Waco, TX Janet Reno killed him and then we had Oklahoma bombings. "David Koresh was an American cult leader who played a central role in the Waco siege of 1993. As the head of the Branch Davidians, a religious sect and offshoot of the Davidian Seventh-day Adventists, Koresh ...

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

Waco was an ATF show and go for budget purposes for a new administration that had not been properly briefed gone wrong. Janet Reno sworn in March 11, Waco siege began Feb 28 + the FBI lied to her https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/daily/aug99/reno27.htm

When your friends think you are so cool... Truth hurts. 😆

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Oh yes

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend except when it's time to actually go to bed.

It’s time for Thursday’s teatime treat…which I’m squeezing in between watching Wimbledon on ...

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

I've seen Cher several times in her Vegas residency, even at 70 she still has a great voice. Great choice.

glennlab replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@Marionville She puts on quite a show, The first time there were 11 costume changes and as many set changes. The next time she had pared it down to 9 with some longer breaks where her backup performed numbers. All in all it was a good show each time and she is a real trooper. Not to mention the great music.

After that last hearing there has been a lot of new content

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Who would have thought that we would still have trump to kick around? I closed my trump file the first time 2 years ago, now I've got several hundred more memes in the new folder.

glennlab replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@OldMetalHead He never followed any sane protocol, I don't know why I expected him to follow basic political decency.

I kind of like my new pet, you should get one.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 30, 2022:

If someone (or something!) laughs at *all* my jokes I figure there is something seriously off about them!!!

glennlab replies on Jun 30, 2022:

me too.

Now available

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

that's one small human.

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@phxbillcee I had to blow up the picture, so I guess that is one sturdy package.

Who thought you could get a bang out of Medicine? Dr Kevorkian edition.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

You've got to shoot them then bash them over the head so that you can save them. The evangelical version of the doctor kit.

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@UrsiMajor are you talking about the darts for the gun?

He looks like he is enjoying it way too much.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

All churches are sex cults...

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

They give guys in dresses a bad name.

I already had my bags packed ,too. Wouldn't it be much more fun if they did?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Is it okay to 'loot', or at least 'pillage' the brothels???

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

I guess you could pillowage.

For more memes and other funny stuff try Just for Laughs [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Keep going & you may cat-apult yourself to Level 10!

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

last time I looked, I still had over 200,000 points to go, no rush.

The only cases Thomas doesn't object to is Loving, but if he could do it with a grandfather clause, ...

puff comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Roe Vs Wade is what, 50 years old? So 50 years of Congress failed to ratify that judgment into law. It's easily done eg Much of what Snowdon exposed as illegal acts by government agencies have now been made legal via congress and WH decree.. A huge failure from both sides of politics really.

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

Democrats wrongly believed the SC was above politics and that it WAS settled law.

Things are going to the dogs cats

Garban comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Favorite is the vacuum. Thanks we need these giggles!

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

Glad to be of service

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

bobwjr comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Awesome group

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

thanks

Happy wife, happy life.

Pralina1 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Smart men get it 😂

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

I try to take care of the baby.

Faith of a mustard seed, lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

I think the dog is counting on shade more than faith...

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

You mean like Chinese steel?

Happy wife, happy life.

racocn8 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

...but why?....

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Height of the storm surge was nearly 30 feet.

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Another cat-tastrophe...

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

thanks

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Cool catpics 😻😽😻😽😻😽😻😽

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

thanks

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

dalefvictor comments on Jun 27, 2022:

All of these are great.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

thanks

I sure as hell wouldn't do it.

dalefvictor comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Better hope she does not have a sharp object to use on him. It is legal to kill someone because they are that stupid. Not.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

cut off his man card. lol. We really don't want him reproducing.

DON'T do it!!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

I'm not falling for that one...again

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Once was enough to make me retch.

In case you wonder how little we have progressed since 1848, here is the final report of the First ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 27, 2022:

We women have been fighting for equal rights for a very long time. Yesterday with my friends at lunch we discussed how things were for all of us even back in the 70s. Women could not open a checking account or have a credit card in their own name. We could not buy a car on our own. To do ...

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

When you look back and the first women's rights feminist was Abigail Adams, she press John Adams to include women in the original constitution. The first recorded birth control was in ancient Egypt, but is was mainly used by concubines and other sex workers. Legal birth control has always been a hallmark of women's movement along with property rights. But birth control was also a single men's issue https://qz.com/938783/today-is-a-day-to-buy-condoms-with-pride/

That must have been embarrassing.

OldGoat43 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Stop bending over to look at those peaches.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Come now, we know that the peach with the best pear is the apple of your eye.

That's keeping it in the family.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Oooh, so many traitor flags... where's your swastika???

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

She just wants rebellious sex, not mean sex.

In honor of the recent Supreme Court decision [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Her best song, IMO.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

I agree.

Animals know way too much.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Another grrr-eat bunch!

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Thanks

Mike Pence: "We must not rest and must not relent until the sanctity of life is restored to the ...

puff comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Democratic president, hold both houses atm don't they? Codify it then. "Codified" into law Ukraine aid/ Russian sanctions pretty quick didn't they? Priorities, they have had 50 years to "codify".

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

@Barnie2years both of them actually vote with the democrats above 90 % of the time. The problem is that we cannot count on them when the going gets tough. Their votes are much closer to the mainstream democrats than the most liberal republicans.

Mike Pence: "We must not rest and must not relent until the sanctity of life is restored to the ...

puff comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Democratic president, hold both houses atm don't they? Codify it then. "Codified" into law Ukraine aid/ Russian sanctions pretty quick didn't they? Priorities, they have had 50 years to "codify".

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

We don't have control of both houses, that is a total misconception, it takes 60 votes to control the Senate under current rules.

they are talking

HankSherman comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Have a clowder of cats today, all wise snd talented, and dogs showing their lack of control, and laid back airs, and my damn little dog didn't want to go to the vet tomorrow, so she fucking died. Debating if I really want to train another to humiliate and abuse me.

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

Sorry about your loss, I have been petless from a few years now, and it takes some getting used to.

they are talking

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Tnxs. Fun. Cracked up hard on, "You're home early."

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

Me too.

Is this what the Supreme Court intended?

anglophone comments on Jun 26, 2022:

That is what SCOTUS aims to achieve: SCOTUS wants to own everybody in the U$A.

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

@MizJ Not only that, many of their recommendations are not even on the ABA list of qualified or highly qualified.

The western world is shocked by the RCC Supreme Despots ruling.

JonnaBononna comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Yep... the court as it stands now was put in place by McConnell making up his own rules- not letting Obama nominate someone in February of an election year and then ramming in Amy Coney Barrett in October of an election year. That needs to be rectified.

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

McConnel needs to exit stage left.

They know who you are, no matter where you are.

Garban comments on Jun 26, 2022:

How did he get on the bed?😱

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

He's a cat, they just do.

The RCC Supreme court shocked the entire western word, Vote in November to expand the court to 13 ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 26, 2022:

I went and had lunch with 2 friends that lived in my old neighborhood today. One of these ladies was a registered repub along with her husband. She has a transgender son who she loves with all her heart. She and her husband have left their hateful, bigoted church and are now Independents. Diane is ...

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

Vote early, vote often. l;ol

Having trouble posting photos from my Android phone. Can anyone explain?

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2022:

You have to post from a saved picture, not a live one. Hope that helps.

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

@Anabucerias You did the right thing, if you can't figure something out on the site, post here and you will get answers, not always right, but answers.

All those who are rejoicing at the abortion decision, hold on to your wallets.

KateOahu comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Oh, they haven’t ruled THAT. DOUBLE STANDARD. Male vs female. Poor vs financially stable. Men have avoided paying for their offspring for centuries. It takes a lot of money to hold them financially responsible.

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

@MsKathleen In spite of Texas being backward in many aspects, their child support rules are fairly enlightened. I know it is tougher in some states, but child support should be ordered at the time of the divorce or as soon as the father is identified.

Who else rocked out in a room like this, even if it wasn't yours?

Garban comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Hendrix-y

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

so is that a yes or no?

Ocean Freight Shipping Costs Are Driving Goods Prices Higher — ProPublica

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2022:

One more case of greed ramping up costs.

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@MizJ It is time that we had a windfall profits tax and a gross revenue tax without the ability to offset these taxes with credits. In the past a windfall profits tax due to an emergency was 95% of the excess profits over a 5% growth from the previous year. The gross revenue tax would be a 1-3% tax as an alternative minimum tax. Companies start reinvesting in their assets and employees rather than pay the taxes, but it accomplishes the same thing.

This made me think of @azzow2

HankSherman comments on Jun 25, 2022:

And why would that be????

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@HankSherman He's just protecting his flock, just an FYI, no reaction necessary.

This made me think of @azzow2

HankSherman comments on Jun 25, 2022:

And why would that be????

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

He keeps wrangling snakes near his fowl.

I have a feeling that I may end up with more people wanting to go west with me.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 25, 2022:

I would be glad to help in any way I can Glenn. I’ve signed up with one organization to help with driving women out of state.

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy After the convention, I'll know more, with Texas $10,000 bounty, there will be lots of I's to dot and Ts to cross to ensure we are not legally exposed. It looks like the FDA and DOJ are warning states that they cannot make possession or use of the abortion drugs. They will be available thru telemed whether they can be prescribed by a Texas doc or not. I expect to start seeing ads for that, just like we see ads for Hims with doc on a lime prescribing and shipping in the mail.

I have a feeling that I may end up with more people wanting to go west with me.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 25, 2022:

I would be glad to help in any way I can Glenn. I’ve signed up with one organization to help with driving women out of state.

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

Several of us have made it clear that if someone needs to go to a Casino in NM, NV or CA we will be more than happy to let then tag along, not ask any questions, and bring them back. It is still in a state of flux, we will find out more in coming days. July 14 will be our first chance to meet in person at the state convention and flesh out the legal details.

I remember this well. Lost the skin off the back of my legs once.

Julie808 comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Those long ones were killer. Playgrounds were just generally dangerous in the old days. My sister got a concussion from falling off the teeter totter, the old kind where the high was really high, and if a person got off the low end, then boom, the high kid came slamming down to the ground. Oops!...

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

It's amazing any of us survived.

You should really pay attention to the ramifications to the abortion decision beyond just women's ...

yvilletom comments on Jun 24, 2022:

It was Marbury vs. Madison. Without it, Congress would decide what laws mean.

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

thanks I didn't have time to look it up.

All those who are rejoicing at the abortion decision, hold on to your wallets.

KateOahu comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Oh, they haven’t ruled THAT. DOUBLE STANDARD. Male vs female. Poor vs financially stable. Men have avoided paying for their offspring for centuries. It takes a lot of money to hold them financially responsible.

glennlab replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@MsKathleen Texas, Louisiana,I know for sure, it is part of the IRS program, thaqt in order to garnish the refund checks for child support, the states must enact legislation from the model program.

Too many were too complacent. We now have to fight like hell.

CourtJester comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Imagine being upset that innocent babies with beating hearts cannot be as easily and efficiently destroyed as they used to be, but it’s a tragedy and the gun’s fault if it happens within the walls of a school building. Liberal logic.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@CourtJester You're the one that tagged yourself as a racist, I'm glad to see you at least profess to walk the walk.

You should really pay attention to the ramifications to the abortion decision beyond just women's ...

SpikeTalon comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Valid point. Defending personal freedoms means even defending certain freedoms/choices that you may not personally care for, because anything less is not truly being an advocate for individual liberties then.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@CourtJester If you slept through high school history, it is beyond me to explain anything since you pick and choose what you'd like to see. I guess your combativeness comes from your inadequate ability to grasp facts from history and just like slogans.

Too many were too complacent. We now have to fight like hell.

CourtJester comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Imagine being upset that innocent babies with beating hearts cannot be as easily and efficiently destroyed as they used to be, but it’s a tragedy and the gun’s fault if it happens within the walls of a school building. Liberal logic.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

They are not babies, in most cases they are no more than clumps of cells, but you won't feed, school or cloth them after they are born, will you. How many have you adopted and fostered?

You should really pay attention to the ramifications to the abortion decision beyond just women's ...

SpikeTalon comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Valid point. Defending personal freedoms means even defending certain freedoms/choices that you may not personally care for, because anything less is not truly being an advocate for individual liberties then.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@CourtJester If you don't know Maybry, you have no knowledge of the supreme count, The entire constitutions dates to 1796, so you think that is out of date and needs to be changed too.

I think I found it!!

KateOahu comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Summer view.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

winter view in the comments

You should really pay attention to the ramifications to the abortion decision beyond just women's ...

SpikeTalon comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Valid point. Defending personal freedoms means even defending certain freedoms/choices that you may not personally care for, because anything less is not truly being an advocate for individual liberties then.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@CourtJester You didn't address Maybry v Adams.

You should really pay attention to the ramifications to the abortion decision beyond just women's ...

SpikeTalon comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Valid point. Defending personal freedoms means even defending certain freedoms/choices that you may not personally care for, because anything less is not truly being an advocate for individual liberties then.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@CourtJester those were the arms that existed in 1796, any other arms were not included, you have no arguement,

All those who are rejoicing at the abortion decision, hold on to your wallets.

KateOahu comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Oh, they haven’t ruled THAT. DOUBLE STANDARD. Male vs female. Poor vs financially stable. Men have avoided paying for their offspring for centuries. It takes a lot of money to hold them financially responsible.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

In many states the attorney general actually enforces child support, almost all child support payments are payed through the court, and if the mother is on public assistance, that is added to the child support. The woman can show up pro se, and the judge will appoint a lawyer to represent the child at county expense.

You should really pay attention to the ramifications to the abortion decision beyond just women's ...

SpikeTalon comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Valid point. Defending personal freedoms means even defending certain freedoms/choices that you may not personally care for, because anything less is not truly being an advocate for individual liberties then.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@CourtJester The supreme court took the right to interrupt the constitution in Mabry, it was not a right granted them in the constitution. If you want to go down that rabbit hole, the only arms that are protected by the second amendment are muskets and cannons. The three justices that Trump appointed are religious activist, no where near constitutionalists.

You should really pay attention to the ramifications to the abortion decision beyond just women's ...

CourtJester comments on Jun 24, 2022:

How exactly is the government mandating pregnancy???

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

If you have to ask that question, there is no hope for you.

Too many were too complacent. We now have to fight like hell.

Garban comments on Jun 24, 2022:

This is a can that we’ve been kicking down the road for 49 years. Women’s rights should have been codified into federal law at least 40 years ago. The GOP has stirred a hornets nest and in 133 days I hope there’s a whelp that can be seen from space. https://yourcountdown.to/election-day

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

I'll be voting early so that I'm free to carry people to the polls both early and on election day.

For me it was a rite of passage, too young to work for money, but still wanting to have money of my ...

Jolanta comments on Jun 24, 2022:

I still do. We have a drive to keep out streets clean. Each bottle or can is worth 10c.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

We did this before soft drinks in cans were even a thing. Only cans were steel beer cans you needed a church key to open.

I remember this well. Lost the skin off the back of my legs once.

Stephanie99 comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Those slides were great. You could get doing really fast.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@Stephanie99 Plastic wasn't an option when I built his, mine is aluminum over wood. 35 years later, it's still standing on his fort, 16feet long.

My feeling in a nutshell.

itsmeagain comments on Jun 24, 2022:

True, but often difficult to do. Lately, I have had instances of random strangers give unbidden advice. Do I look like I need advice?

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

I agree, things like this are much easier to say than do.

This picture does double duty.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Lol.... Nice try but trust me education will not bring you money or girls. Only savvy and good decisions will which are not taught in school.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@St-Sinner You did have an interesting first take though.

This picture does double duty.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Lol.... Nice try but trust me education will not bring you money or girls. Only savvy and good decisions will which are not taught in school.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

You misread the meme. Think again.

I think I found it!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 24, 2022:

You forgot the blizzard...

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

Needed a shot of just the hill first, but the after shot

I remember this well. Lost the skin off the back of my legs once.

Stephanie99 comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Those slides were great. You could get doing really fast.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

I built one for my son, it is still in the backyard, but in the shade. I put a sand pit in the drop off zone, then discovered it needed to be re-dug to turn the sand after each rain or it was like concrete.

You can just watch the transformation

phxbillcee comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Remind you of anybody???

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@phxbillcee He could just switch it out, both ends have the same stuff coming out.

I remember this well. Lost the skin off the back of my legs once.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 24, 2022:

I wasn't there for this, still: a friend tripped at the top, his foot got stuck, he fell off - still attached by his stuck foot, collided with the stairs, and was knocked unconscious. His older brother covered him in a pile of leaves and when their mom came, he told her Steve had gone home. About ...

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

It's amazing what goes through the mind of a kid in an emergency. They still haven't figured out long term consequences.

I remember this well. Lost the skin off the back of my legs once.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Is this plastic? I have used metal slide that was burning hot in the afternoon - the only time we could use it, we had to be back home by Sundown. Never thought about engineers' stupidity back then. All the mess I saw around me felt normal because I did not know any better. That's how people ...

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

That is the shiny stainless steel model, surface temp above 150 F.

You can just watch the transformation

phxbillcee comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Remind you of anybody???

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

His butt plug was coming out.

The only time I buy coffee is when I am traveling.

TheDoubter comments on Jun 24, 2022:

i take it hot, light roast, no room

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

Hot, dark, and fill the fucker up, please.

This made me think of @azzow2

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Death by a thousand peckers.... What a fowl way to go.

glennlab replies on Jun 24, 2022:

punny

About what I expected on one side

silverotter11 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣 I've not had mine done. I've thought about it since my paternal grandmother was literally an infant left on a door step. She never knew her birth date or any of her back ground.

glennlab replies on Jun 23, 2022:

It will give you possible relatives as well as a breakdown of the regions your ancestors most likely came from. The latest sales price was around $60.

I need some car advice.

MikeInBatonRouge comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Go electric and ditch the dipstick. Electric is so sexy, everyone will forget all about your short dipstick.🤩

glennlab replies on Jun 22, 2022:

just be humming along

About what I expected on one side

MaryChristmas comments on Jun 21, 2022:

I don't think I can get much whiter than this.

glennlab replies on Jun 22, 2022:

whiter than me, I've got southern France and Spain

Got some stinkers here

joeandbarb comments on Jun 21, 2022:

A great bunch and all with the same theme!! MichelleGar1 you have competition. time to step up your meme game

glennlab replies on Jun 21, 2022:

Michelle is a great and a great friend, humor is in our blood. @michellegar1

Retirement dreams accomplished!

Pralina1 comments on Jun 21, 2022:

I hate u Glenn

glennlab replies on Jun 21, 2022:

Have a good trip to the falls, I leave for Vegas in the morning.

For me it was a rite of passage, too young to work for money, but still wanting to have money of my ...

Julie808 comments on Jun 21, 2022:

Yep, we would fill our red wagon full of them to roll them down to the store, then spend the cash on donuts from the bakery section.

glennlab replies on Jun 21, 2022:

We'd fill up the baskets on our bicycles. Lots of bottles washed up on the lakefront.

Please check to see if you have one of these installed. Anus Iratatus. for you science geeks.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 20, 2022:

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OP.2skgsd3AtClHCw474C474&o=5=21.1&w=128&h=128=100=1.27&bw=6&bc=FFFFFF&c=17

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

cracked me up.

Way too close to the truth

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 20, 2022:

It’s more than close to the truth Glenn. Did you see what the Texas legislature did today? They actually passed a resolution stating President Biden did not win the 2020 election. The insanity running this state is so fucked up!

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

That was actually the Texas republican party, but pretty much the same people.

Got some stinkers here

Sierra4 comments on Jun 20, 2022:

Here is a bonus one.

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

stolen

And you though big oil didn't care!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2022:

They are fucking people and not even bothering to send flowers....

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

Flowers, they want to charge you extra for the lube.

Got some stinkers here

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 20, 2022:

Ewww!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

I told you they were stinkers.

I'm just going to keep chasing rainbows and bringing light into darkness.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 20, 2022:

I guess the founding fathers were more in touch with their feminine side! 😉

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

Most of them were more into touching others' feminine sides(Franklin, Jefferson, Washington and others for sure)

I am simple and honest person looking for a soul mater

barjoe comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Hi. You actually seem to be real.

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

@RhondaShotwell Her speech patterns and spellings seem off to me, but I try to give everyone a chance.

Please check to see if you have one of these installed. Anus Iratatus. for you science geeks.

dalefvictor comments on Jun 20, 2022:

I cannot peer up my own ass, wish I could as my back would probably feel better, but.

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

Inspection mirror!

Do they even think before they speak.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jun 20, 2022:

Does it count as removing the flag when it's what you want them to do?

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

The dog thinks so.

New info for you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 19, 2022:

Are there heaters on sets of porn films? Goose pimples aren't very sexy.

glennlab replies on Jun 20, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo So very true, but I have always been light sensitive, probably why I am more of a night owl.

See you around.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 19, 2022:

Wait--Glenn! Do you have a new job?

glennlab replies on Jun 19, 2022:

lol nope.

New info for you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 19, 2022:

Are there heaters on sets of porn films? Goose pimples aren't very sexy.

glennlab replies on Jun 19, 2022:

Not sure, I'm more of lights off were sex is involved, so no interest in klieg lights on my stuff.

Paying for gas be like...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 19, 2022:

The misery is back for the first since 1977 I heard.

glennlab replies on Jun 19, 2022:

73,79,90,05,08,17 all were artificial oil crises. All were followed by oil gluts.

Since I'm not sure what I'll be doing on the 4th of July, I thought I'd make y'all a cake

dalefvictor comments on Jun 19, 2022:

And it is, only someone with a warped mind would not see rockets.

glennlab replies on Jun 19, 2022:

So, most of us then?

He's got to be brave. rolling my eyes

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 18, 2022:

MTG is definitely one of the speshul ones.

glennlab replies on Jun 18, 2022:

@zeuser He'll have to be in 4 different states.

He's got to be brave. rolling my eyes

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 18, 2022:

MTG is definitely one of the speshul ones.

glennlab replies on Jun 18, 2022:

@zeuser She and Herschel Walker.

He's got to be brave. rolling my eyes

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Imagine if those two had a child??????

glennlab replies on Jun 18, 2022:

Now that is just sick, hilarious, but sick. Just imagining either one naked is blinding, but both?