Right play, wrong actors

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Lucky hubby.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Garban Does Rosie bring her 5 sisters to the party?...

Right play, wrong actors

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Lucky hubby.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Garban Counting the mistress?....

Congratulations ....

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

She's got 6 justices stuck up there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

And a few million Republicans... Stupid ones too from this article. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/6/29/2107129/-NC-Republican-Congressman-Greg-Murphy-Abortion-isn-t-needed-because-rape-doesn-t-exist?utm_campaign=recent

A PhD from the 'University of Experience'

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2022:

I wonder why he looks like an overused punching bag?.... Oh wait never mind....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@St-Sinner Well my bet is that him being stupid enough to wear shirts like that make him the cunt and keeps him out of the gene pool....

Unlike snap and crackle, pop can be fatal.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 28, 2022:

🤣🤣😈🤣🤣 I always buy a hatchback just for the bodies I need to get rid of.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 28, 2022:

Grinders work well too....

Tuesday Morning Memes! Have a good day!

St-Sinner comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Very good but what happened to Titty Tuesdays?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 28, 2022:

.............

An oldie but worth another look.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2022:

And people wonder why there are so many divorces when kids learn shit like this from their parents....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 27, 2022:

@zeuser Outlaw religion?.... That would be a good start.

Wish I could

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Only dumb people pay that kind of money for tap water in a bottle....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 26, 2022:

@dalefvictor Just think of their frustration when they try to arrest you for any alcohol related driving offense..... Not to mention the hush money to keep it out of the news that the cops there are incompetent...

Wish I could

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Only dumb people pay that kind of money for tap water in a bottle....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@dalefvictor You pay more per gallon for water than gasoline and these days that is saying a lot. I have some old Gatorade bottles that I wash out and refill so I don't make the fraudsters more wealthy.

Texas announces secession....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 25, 2022:

That's old news - LOL!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Some places are safer than others is all and here in California we are fortunate that many of the crazies are moving to states like Texas and Alabama so they can hopefully die of COVID...

Texas announces secession....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 25, 2022:

That's old news - LOL!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Problem with Virginia is you might be moving from the frying pan into the fire. https://wset.com/news/local/virginia-abortion-legislation-governor-glenn-youngkin-seeking-bill-tighten-laws-abortions-scotus-roe-v-wade-june-24-2022

Texas announces secession....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 25, 2022:

That's old news - LOL!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

Funny thing about Texas Republicans is they can't commit suicide by shooting themselves in the head.... Well that seems to go for all Republicans these days.

A good cheap alternative but not really Kosher, quite a dilemma for some I imagine! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Spam, it's like ham only cheaper and nasty tasting....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@HankSherman I accept the compliment gladly because with Spam it is difficult to find any way to degrade their mystery meat product....

Well that crosses off one country for my next vacation....

joeandbarb comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Sign soon to be in Texas. now that they have abortion crossed off the list they will be going after any non missionary sexual position( and that will include anything for gays as well)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

Meanwhile the GQP is buttfucking everyone who lives there....

Mrs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2022:

I would love to play this during a congressional session....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@phxbillcee Not unlike all the comments from Christians on you tube....

Up coming reality show!!!

dalefvictor comments on Jun 24, 2022:

No, never, it would break my TV. if they were all on there at once. Besides daddy has a date with bars.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@Ray13 Print this out and mail it to him anonymously....

It will make some laugh while some people sad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Too skinny for my ex-wife after we got married she gained at least 70 pounds....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@joeandbarb By the time the divorce was finalized I lost almost 280 pounds of ugly fat...

This made me think of @azzow2

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Death by a thousand peckers.... What a fowl way to go.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@glennlab I have always been a big fan of Spider Robinson....

I love haiku!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

#1 was always me.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@zeuser My problem was I was always way over-qualified for the jobs I had and with un-diagnosed PTSD .... well lets just say relating to people can at times be difficult.

I love haiku!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

#1 was always me.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 23, 2022:

@zeuser If a boss gave me crap I just packed up and found a new one.... One time a company hired someone off the street for a job they promised me so I punched out and told the manager to fuck himself... When I came back to pick up the final check they owed me I had just cashed the first check from my new job and pulled out the money to slip the check into the roll of bills and his smug look turned to one of shock. When I told him I had just gotten paid for the first week he choked out that I was carrying more than he made in a month. I just told him it was because he was being over paid and walked out.

Not sure if that's the right answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Actually this mentality is common these days.... They just hit the on button and can't figure out why it doesn't work.... usually they either haven't plugged it in or have it hooked up to a router they moved across the room and didn't connect back to the Internet...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2022:

@St-Sinner "They often complain about the mouse does weird shit, Windows behave strange, the browser is acting weird or the computer just does not work." Tell them very loudly to stop watching porn on the company computer..... I bet they never come back to ask you for help....

Rush Limbaugh made a career out of bashing Bill Clinton from day 1, so their side should receive at ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Actually they went after him for lying to congress.... Something else to investigate them for...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2022:

@St-Sinner Cancer couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.....

And you though big oil didn't care!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2022:

They are fucking people and not even bothering to send flowers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2022:

@Diogenes You could always buy a Nissan Leaf for about the cost of gasoline these days....

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@AtheistInNC I think he is grouchy because even here everyone laughs at him and I figure that home for him is no different. When I interact with people I can tell a joke that makes them laugh but I assume in his case they just find him un-amusing and pathetic when he states his foolish opinions.

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@FrayedBear You mean for observing that pretty much every single thing you have posted in this thread is ignorant, biased, bigoted, and wrong?....

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@FrayedBear

This would be one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2022:

Why buy gas when you can get an electric car instead?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@St-Sinner Electric cars are actually not that expensive and will get cheaper as competition grows. Keep in mind if you get 26 miles to the gallon on the highway that driving 2,000 miles a month will give you a fuel bill for the year of about $6,000.00 this year at today's prices (varying by state and the market in that state of course). This actually makes an electric car more affordable than a gasoline powered car if you look at the fact that the less expensive models cost between 35 and 50K. The problem is people are basically morons who have mathematical abilities that taper off at counting over 10 without having to remove their shoes and socks....

I am trying to fit in, no pun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2022:

I had to go to a couple of those places for work when I was younger.... Believe me when I say the members were nothing to look at... Unless you were really into train wrecks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@St-Sinner No many of them are just messed up people looking for attention most of whom you would need a severe case of beer googles to find attractive....

His style is different

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2022:

I am betting he reads as well as my sister..... She failed the GED three times after dropping out of high school. So many times over the decades I am reminded how thankful I am I was adopted....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@St-Sinner She was born that way from what I can tell....

And you though big oil didn't care!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2022:

They are fucking people and not even bothering to send flowers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 20, 2022:

@glennlab Which is why I like my ebike....

All hail the peace pipe! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2022:

......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 20, 2022:

@joeandbarb Yeah maybe but I bet it costs less than the stuff with 15% THC that costs nearly as much but takes more to get you off.

Joe's new bike

St-Sinner comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Conservative groups on social media are full of this. Great grandpa Joe is going to lose big time in 2022 and very likely in 2024.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2022:

By then most likely most of their voters will be dead from COVID and Monkey pox...

Searching for the free reverse phone number lookup websites.

Shaggy2018 comments on Jun 18, 2022:

I think reverse phone number lookup itself is a scam!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2022:

95% of the time they are come-ons for people search or some other scam site.

Friday's groaner...

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2022:

That's his trick knee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2022:

They better not eat him then or they could get "trick knee osis..."

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Colbert Comedy ColdOpens Lauren Boebert's Jesus Christ ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

So, if GeeZeus hadn't died, wouldn't that mean no Xtions? Wasn't his death needed? She is such a stupid shit. Maybe her misunderstanding of xionanity is her desire to be Mary Madeline, seems she may have been a paid escort..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2022:

@zeuser Well she has been seen a lot in the company of Matt Geatz but I seriously think she is a bit older than his usual paid dates....

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Colbert Comedy ColdOpens Lauren Boebert's Jesus Christ ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

So, if GeeZeus hadn't died, wouldn't that mean no Xtions? Wasn't his death needed? She is such a stupid shit. Maybe her misunderstanding of xionanity is her desire to be Mary Madeline, seems she may have been a paid escort..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Or her husband...

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Colbert Comedy ColdOpens Lauren Boebert's Jesus Christ ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

So, if GeeZeus hadn't died, wouldn't that mean no Xtions? Wasn't his death needed? She is such a stupid shit. Maybe her misunderstanding of xionanity is her desire to be Mary Madeline, seems she may have been a paid escort..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2022:

Yeah but who would pay her?...

How should you fight if you must?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Like my Dad told me, "You may make a meal out of my ass but, I'll surely make a sandwich out of yours!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

Like I told my step sons.... even when I am in a wheelchair if you come at me I will get up and beat your ass with my cane....

Imagine being so worked up over a pride parade you feel compelled to get in a UHaul with a bunch of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Not to mention ending up in a bondage situation at the end of the ride....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab I am betting they are being held in separate cells out of contact with each other and receiving visits from FBI agents offering them deals to rat out everyone else involved... This along with the warning that if thy aren't the first the deal is off the table.

Imagine being so worked up over a pride parade you feel compelled to get in a UHaul with a bunch of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Not to mention ending up in a bondage situation at the end of the ride....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab Actually it could be prosecuted as domestic terrorism which would be a felony not to mention the conspiracy charges... I heard the DOJ was involved in stopping them so they might be holding that over their heads to catch the leaders.

Just saying it might happen to you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Don't I wish....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab One way to lose some weight...

Imagine being so worked up over a pride parade you feel compelled to get in a UHaul with a bunch of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Not to mention ending up in a bondage situation at the end of the ride....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab About the only sex those guys are going to see for a very long time is butt sex....

I am not going back there...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2022:

For the one on the left they should have had a Catholic Priest.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

@St-Sinner Are you saying that is a women's room?....

I don't know what I would order in a restaurant in China.

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

I had just recently heard that the oldest pyramids on earth have been found in Russia, logic would say that the bible's first lie should have been about borscht.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

The bible is full of borscht-it haven't you noticed?......

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

@p-nullifidian Rather than picking up a lamp and beating you over the head.....

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

@p-nullifidian Maybe it takes you an hour to kill someone but any half competent killer would finish the job in seconds....

I think it is clear but only to some....

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2022:

There must be a lot of double parking in that lot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

https://youtu.be/234QcicJZ6c

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 14, 2022:

@St-Sinner Well if his wife saw the message without context to go by she must trust him at least a bit or she probably would have killed him outright which surprises me....

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 14, 2022:

@St-Sinner So you realize that his wife didn't realize that?

Lions, tigers and bears....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2022:

Well "Oh my...."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 13, 2022:

@RobertNappi2 As far as I can tell being a Trump supporter is like being a jock strap..... It's all about the nutz.....

Lions, tigers and bears....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2022:

Well "Oh my...."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 13, 2022:

@RobertNappi2 Sad isn't it?....

Sums it up nicely don't you think?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Which fits the definition of books the evangelicals want banned elsewhere

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

In most cases that is either untrue or reversed.... for instance Evangelicals want to ban books that portray relationships other than male/female straights as normal and acceptable

I’m now officially a militant atheist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Never lose your temper it is not worth it. I would have taken his pamphlet, wiped my ass with it and handed it back telling him he was a pathetic little brainwashed worm who was reinforcing his own insecurities about his beliefs by trying to force them on others and as such needed intensive mental ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

@ADKSparky I just enjoy watching them explode....

Sums it up nicely don't you think?

St-Sinner comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Woo hoo, would also make a good toilet paper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

Tried that once but it gave me a rash.....

So a stoner, a whoremonger, and an alcoholic are all on the bus together when they get in a fatal ...

racocn8 comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Yeah, eating cannabis is really tricky...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

@racocn8 Higher temperatures take a shorter time and if you go past a certain point you cook off the THC and CBD . You are better off with a lower temperature than a higher one or you lose potency it is a very delicate balance and the raw forms are actually good for your body as well.

I’m now officially a militant atheist.

granny comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Annoying

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

@granny What if I told you that people who refuse to stand up for their rights to not be harassed by cult members are why this country is turning into a shithole?....

I’m now officially a militant atheist.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2022:

Vile proselytizing deserves no more respect than being accosted by any other random con artist. They need to be told to fuck off. Especially those that think they can interrupt your day in your own home. They interpret any shadow of politeness as an invitation to come back the very next week....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

Try one of these...

A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains.

BDair comments on Jun 10, 2022:

AOC tested it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

@BDair

A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains.

BDair comments on Jun 10, 2022:

AOC tested it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

@BDair Seriously the old child's saying?... "I know I am stupid but how about you?..." I really enjoy breaking this to you but you just admitted you are NOT intelligent enough to judge my posts. And it looks like @AnneWimsey isn't smart enough to understand just how stupid what you said really is....

So a stoner, a whoremonger, and an alcoholic are all on the bus together when they get in a fatal ...

racocn8 comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Yeah, eating cannabis is really tricky...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

200 degrees for 25 minutes and then add into the food or beverage of your choice...

A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains.

BDair comments on Jun 10, 2022:

AOC tested it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

Have to say this is one of the stupidest things you have posted to date....

I am fine except for some noise, hope you are doing well.

racocn8 comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I love my partner, and I like her cranberry cabbage side, but whew, I think in need to install a shunt in my anus.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

Or a catalytic converter....

Up yours, daddy’s boy!

St-Sinner comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Lol... love to see either's ass kicked although they were 1,500 years apart. Weren't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

Actually less than 800 years if you go by the actually age of the holy babble...

Not the future we imagined as kids.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Why not take advantage and piss off the people who come on after the robot to annoy them in return?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

@glennlab Amusing as hell though when they start cussing at you....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I spent nearly a month in India and Nepal and have seen how hard people work, just to survive. I can't bring myself to insult someone who's merely hoping to keep a job. Now--having said that---the US-based callers have brass balls, don't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Scammers are often college educated professionals who have opportunities they just want to be criminals.... https://youtu.be/EapyNrHp9xo

I'll smoke to that..... [bisonmats.com]

of-the-mountain comments on Jun 9, 2022:

What the obstructionists regressive republican fascists want for us so they can control and profit off our backs!!! Sounds crazy, but in the within the fascists reality they dream of for us!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

Well then you can always get this one....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I spent nearly a month in India and Nepal and have seen how hard people work, just to survive. I can't bring myself to insult someone who's merely hoping to keep a job. Now--having said that---the US-based callers have brass balls, don't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

@joeandbarb I told one I was going to tell his whole family that he stole from poor and elderly people so they would shit on his rotting corpse .... I don't think he liked it much all he could do was scream obscenities at me...

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

@FrayedBear What did Thomas Paine believe in? In The Age of Reason and other writings he advocated Deism, promoted reason and freethought, and argued against institutionalized religions in general and the Christian doctrine in particular. In 1796, he published a bitter open letter to George Washington, whom he denounced as an incompetent general and a hypocrite.

Well that's a blast from the past!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

The one in the middle is the brightest bulb in the bunch....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@OldMetalHead In more ways than one....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

tioteo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I'd want to say it with a strong American accent!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Hey it's the thought that counts right?...

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner And that was scumbag fraudsters...

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@AtheistInNC Pretty sure it was a free trip on both sides....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner So am I..... To be a CEO of a major corporation they do a personalty test and they only hire the ones who should be left in a padded cell to rot.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty For that I would have to appoint a special committee to appoint temporary members than hold a special election. Believe me that will take a lot of care. Perhaps I should first make sure that a council vote of one member unanimously changes election policy to public funding....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

can you give a phonetic spelling, just so I'm not misunderstood?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner Well my suggestion is that if they don't want to hear it stop stealing from people....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I spent nearly a month in India and Nepal and have seen how hard people work, just to survive. I can't bring myself to insult someone who's merely hoping to keep a job. Now--having said that---the US-based callers have brass balls, don't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Those people are not "trying to keep a job" nor are they anything but criminal scum stealing from the elderly in many cases . Victimizing those who can least afford the loss..... Fuck them . News flash they are in India not the US....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner They seem more like the Chinese to me and think that the best way to get ahead is to cheat and steal..... Sorry if that seems to be painting with a wide brush but I look forward to any evidence I am wrong and so far I haven't seem any. FYI CEOs for large businesses are sociopathic fraudsters....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

can you give a phonetic spelling, just so I'm not misunderstood?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Google Translate can do it or St Sinner.....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner But they do NOT hear these phrases from Americans when they call trying to scam them for money do they?....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner Ahh but do they hear them from people they are trying to victimize?......

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Great isn't it?.... Hopefully this drives them all crazy.... Today alone I had them call trying the "your TV company" and "medicare" scams.....

Perhaps you are too tired to hammer or your coordination off there is a solution lol.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2022:

That's a rock hammer. So you'd use it if you were in an electric rock and roll band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Just need an air guitar player and you are on your way to fame and fortune....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty I look forward to seeing the other council members in handcuffs and fuck their support the only way I could get that is if I accepted bribes like they do....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty Ahhh but I also have access to council records and they won't be able to block me from making information requests.... These are the things I need for building cases against the present bunch of crooks and can't get because they block public information requests and make backroom deals.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty My sole r3ason for running is to end the corruption. I will use the voters themselves to end the hold money has on political candidates locally as well as exposing enough of the corruption to get a grand jury investigation started and them retire. I hope that by pushing hard and fast to be able to be a one term council member.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty I can't formally start until Jan 2024

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty I already have a couple small businesses that are willing to help and I figure I can get some help from some of my neighbors. I also want to challenge the crook I will be running against to a debate and have a reporter who might help me as well.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2022:

@Betty Campaign will be simple and be self-financed instead of being indebted to rich donors like the rest of the city council I will DIY it and let people know I won't be selling the city out to rich donors like the guy in office now.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2022:

@Betty Actually many car manufacturers are having supply chain issues because of the war in the Ukraine now as it seems most of their wiring harnesses come from there and Poland. So they are all talking about changing their output to electric vehicles faster than they wanted too....

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2022:

@FrayedBear Wasn't as much the founding fathers as the morons that get elected these days....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2022:

@Betty The present city council is corrupt so zero but it will give me a platform to get the city behind me using referendum votes while I use the position to gather enough evidence to force a grand jury investigation....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty No the real problem is that with ocean levels rising we are taking no steps (even the smallest ones) to combat the problems. California alone dumps 4 billion gallons of treated waste water (1.33 billion gallons a day of liquid hydrogen) into the pacific daily. Diverting it to supply water for watering yards and crops as well as cracking it for hydrogen using solar and wind power for fuel could effectively exceed energy and water requirements for the state and reduce pollution scaling back climate change and if done nationally could meet the needs of the entire country. Why are trains running on diesel when you could replace those big dirty engines with fuel cell technology and have zero pollution from them instead?.... Cars, trucks, buses and the rest as well?

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty Well in 2024 I plan to run for city council and start some real shit there these conservatives give money to out of town billionaires and let the city fall apart. I want to end that policy and redo the decaying water system in this city that is over 100 years old in parts with a new plan. Recycled water for the fire hydrants and irrigation and clean water for the rest. I figure that would result in a city wide water savings of at least 60%....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty Longest round trip so far has been about 40 miles I did that one twice on the dual battery setup and had about 1/3 of the charge remaining. Which considering the grades I was traveling over is really pretty good.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I can't do these things professionally anymore due to my physical condition but I can always hire much of the grunt labor and where permitting is needed I will need to pay a contractor and keep an eye on them to make sure they don't try to cut any corners.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty Science, Scifi, history, sociology, economics, and a dozen other subjects at least.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty The drainage system should actually reduce my water bill and be good for the environment as well. Not only will this home be energy efficient I am planning to put in a battery back up and a car port that will give me patio with a bathroom and enclosed kitchen on the roof for family gatherings. I am also going to put in a library in the front room which should hold at least 1,000 books many of them either first editions or rare books 200 to 500 years old.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I am saving up enough to rewire my home to modern standards and replace all the gas appliances with electrical ones and at the same time put in outer wall insulation and new siding.. Once that is done new plumbing (to my standards) and a new roof with solar electric which should bring my electric bill to zero or even money back each year. New walls and fences as well as walkways with drainage to prevent flooding and leech lines on the drains to deep water the property. Since I plan to do some of the work myself it shouldn't cost more than about 80K but I figure it will bring the value of my home up more than that.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I can build far better than I can buy for the same price.... What I have into this one if I bought it already build would have cost me at least $1.500 more for a 20AH bike.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I have a background in electrical, electronics, mechanics on everything from bicycles to heavy equipment and about a dozen other practical subjects.