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Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@OldGoat43
Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@OldGoat43 Oh and don't forget the USS Liberty.... https://theintercept.com/2017/06/06/fifty-years-later-nsa-keeps-details-of-israels-uss-liberty-attack-secret/
Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@OldGoat43 The people who though welcomed from Europe as brother's with nothing but the clothes on their backs when nobody else would accept them then attacked their benefactors to steal their lands claiming lands that they had been expelled from over 1500 years before by the Romans.... They have been using military force against Palestine since 1948 pushing their border further out and forcing people from their homelands of thousands of years. How would you feel if soldiers came into your neighborhood bulldozing your home and building ones for their own people?... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-54116567
Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....
bobwjr comments on May 21, 2021:
Pass
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
Gas?........
Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
I always felt that was about it anyway...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
https://youtu.be/6-v9Y5n9usI
I'd rather the company...I'll still have all of you guys there!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2021:
Hell is doing much better these days I hear they have air conditioning....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@phxbillcee All of them.... It is the ignorant annoying jackasses that go to heaven which is why the property values up there are so low....
I wonder if the FBI and DOJ are going to properly investigate this pipleline "ransomware attack" ...
AtheistInNC comments on May 20, 2021:
They could pay themselves the 5.5 million (or whatever it was) and make a payment on their superyacht ... how clever.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:
Not to mention the money they made off the pipeline related "gas shortage..." That could top a billion in profits for Koch...
Biblical pizza....
Budgie comments on May 20, 2021:
Wear what you like it does not worry me, I don't like body shaming. I am more concerned at the angle of one of them she is going to do herself some damage.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:
@Budgie With Hoover that would have been fine he was a creepy piece of shit...
Biblical pizza....
Budgie comments on May 20, 2021:
Wear what you like it does not worry me, I don't like body shaming. I am more concerned at the angle of one of them she is going to do herself some damage.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:
You are making assumptions on a persons sex because of their footwear... How do you know that isn't a picture of J. Edgar Hoover's footwear?...
When you run into those annoying types like anti-vaxxers...
KateOahu comments on May 19, 2021:
I would never take such extreme measures. But I WOULD like it if we could make mental competency a requirement for adults.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@MsKathleen I haven't bought anything from them in 4 years.
When you run into those annoying types like anti-vaxxers...
KateOahu comments on May 19, 2021:
I would never take such extreme measures. But I WOULD like it if we could make mental competency a requirement for adults.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@MsKathleen This quote of his was from his book "First Prejudices" printed in 1919 and with history being as prone to repeating itself because most people aren't interested in actual historical events is once again coming to pass. Bezos the Dragon is having a new yacht built that is so big it will need its own zip code while his employees are being cheated out of pay and benefits. Most of them need welfare to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table yet he spends more to prevent unions for forming that paying them a decent living wage would cost him. A little piracy might not be the worst that could happen in the world today if you ask me... *Personal opinion*
Anyone we know?....
phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2021:
Some fascists do have an orange skin, tho!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
Thin and orange.... And according to the NY attorney General the investigation of him and his family is no longer only civil but criminal as well...
When you run into those annoying types like anti-vaxxers...
KateOahu comments on May 19, 2021:
I would never take such extreme measures. But I WOULD like it if we could make mental competency a requirement for adults.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
H. L. Mencken was always a bit on the sarcastic side....
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
How to tell if a person has been jabbed. https://youtu.be/N4jlsRXn2Qc
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@BDair Sorry but in the video blaming the woman's death on the vaccine it was debunked in fact she didn't even die she fainted.... She has a medical condition which causes fainting spells... Gad you are a gullible tool aren't you?... https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-nurse-covid-vaccine-dead/fact-check-nurse-who-fainted-after-covid-19-vaccine-did-not-die-idUSKBN29629G As for the second video that is why the clinics are all keeping Epi-pens on site and require a waiting period before you can leave the premises... You must love being a failure you do it so well and are so insistent in proving you are one... Almost as if it is your sole source of pride in life which explains why you are an incel...
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
https://www.medalerts.org/vaersdb/findfield.php?TABLE=ON=CAT=ON=COVID19=IwAR0ZOUG6St-mGsl13YQ5blB58lySmcNXsKeEJWUREI-ejrw4wgPoGVfgDRU
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-vaers/fact-check-reports-of-adverse-effects-in-us-database-arent-confirmed-to-be-linked-to-vaccination-idUSKBN2AE0QQ
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
https://www.medalerts.org/vaersdb/findfield.php?TABLE=ON=CAT=ON=COVID19=IwAR0ZOUG6St-mGsl13YQ5blB58lySmcNXsKeEJWUREI-ejrw4wgPoGVfgDRU
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
Congratulations you mistook unfiltered and unconfirmed reports that can be entered by anyone for actual data.... Considering that there are now close to one million deaths that are suspected to be from COVID and over 600,000 admitted in the US alone even if those deaths had been vaccine related which so far NO VACCINE RELATED DEATHS CAN BE CONFIRMED I think the vaccine is obviously much safe than COVID especially since less than 10% of the country has been admitted to be infected but more than 60% have been vaccinated.... Oh and FYI of those admitted cases about 6,000,000 still haven't been resolved which means recovery or DEATH... At the present rate of deaths to recovery that means another 120,000 deaths just with the admitted cases... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
How to tell if a person has been jabbed. https://youtu.be/N4jlsRXn2Qc
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
Thanks for posting the link though I reported it to you tube and expect it to be removed soon as well as the poster being banned for life.
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
Logician comments on May 18, 2021:
Annnd, go down to the morgues and cemeteries and speak to the ones who DID get those DNA altering poisons injected into their body, and DIED from them! Eric Clapton just said in an interview in Rolling Stone Magazine, that due to his listening to the PROPAGANDA about how "safe and effective" ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 Oh and look Big Dumb Airhead just posted a fake vaccine video that took me less than one minute to debunk...
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
How to tell if a person has been jabbed. https://youtu.be/N4jlsRXn2Qc
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
And yet it wasn't vaccine related.... Once again you are proving yourself to be an airhead...The woman in that video lives in Argentina and was NOT vaccinated so once again you are proving that you are NOT smart enough to be considered an idiot. Maybe you should fact check this crap before passing it on because your sources are deliberately misinforming you... It took me less than 1 minute to debunk your idiotic claim... Video shows a patient having a seizure at a hospital in Argentina, not a Covid-19 vaccine recipient AFP Argentina, Nadia Nasanovsky Facebook Twitter Email Published on Thursday 04 March 2021 at 04:35 Copyright AFP 2017-2021. All rights reserved. A clip of a woman convulsing on the ground has spread across social media worldwide in multiple languages alongside a claim that she is suffering from side effects after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine. But this claim is false: the video showed a patient suffering a seizure at the Larcade hospital near Buenos Aires in Argentina, and doctors there told AFP that the woman had not been vaccinated against Covid-19. One Facebook post featuring the video has been shared nearly 470 times in Nigeria and Germany since it was published on February 24, 2021. https://factcheck.afp.com/video-shows-patient-having-seizure-hospital-argentina-not-covid-19-vaccine-recipient
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
Logician comments on May 18, 2021:
Annnd, go down to the morgues and cemeteries and speak to the ones who DID get those DNA altering poisons injected into their body, and DIED from them! Eric Clapton just said in an interview in Rolling Stone Magazine, that due to his listening to the PROPAGANDA about how "safe and effective" ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
All these wild claims without a shred of evidence to back them up.... You sound like a Christian.... Oh and Eric Clapton is just another full of shit attention whore.... Another has been who just wants to be relevant... https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/9574414/eric-clapton-covid-19-vaccine-reactions-slams-propaganda/ After his bout with COVID Sgt Shitty Pants is singing a whole new tune and screaming at people to get vaccinated... https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/ted-nugent-covid-19-1158483/ This is the true story of Ahmed who was much stronger and healthier than you could ever be before COVID and is still facing a long hard road to recovery... https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/coronavirus/patient-stories/ahmad-ayyad.html
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
bookofmorons comments on May 18, 2021:
you could also ask them how they voted last November
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
@bookofmorons Or if someone posts stupid shit like @BDair head does you know for sure that he isn't smart enough to get vaccinated...Speaking of posting stupid shit that is easily debunked look at the non-Logician above....
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
bookofmorons comments on May 18, 2021:
you could also ask them how they voted last November
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
@bookofmorons Or you can ask them who they watch for "news" if they answer Fox, Newsmax, or any of the right wing propaganda sources you know to stay the hell away from them...
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
bookofmorons comments on May 18, 2021:
you could also ask them how they voted last November
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
Yeah but this guy is real... He went from top athlete to disabled mess in 25 days after being infected by COVID....
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear My eldest cat right now will be 13 in October and the one who was mine growing up died in her sleep at 22 years of age.
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear Unfortunately many larger dogs have health problems as do small ones. Medium sized ones tend to live longer and healthier lives.
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear I imagine it keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses out of the yard as well...
Or current events either....
bookofmorons comments on May 17, 2021:
how many died for such nonsensical arguments is simply staggering
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
How many are still dying is inexcusable.
That took a turn...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
Actually the correct answer to that riddle is "time"...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@scurry Only in an English class...
Ahh yes what some morons call "the good old days"...
Moravian comments on May 17, 2021:
Nostalgia aint what it used to be.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
It never has been... the entire world is divided between two types of people. Those who understand that progress makes lives better and those morons who don't...
Ahh yes what some morons call "the good old days"...
QuidamOutrepont comments on May 16, 2021:
Were they thinking about these days when they were saying "Make America Great Again"?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@NostraDumbass Not a single word about trading pussy for drugs or even taking drugs.... Actually as long as both parties are unmarried and the transaction is one of trade instead of wanting someone else's spouse none of the 10 commandments covers it...
Ahh yes what some morons call "the good old days"...
AnneWimsey comments on May 16, 2021:
2 words; Beaver Cleaver. How that got past the censors.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
None of them had CB radios I guess...
Ahh yes what some morons call "the good old days"...
NostraDumbass comments on May 16, 2021:
Are you suggesting The Brady Bunch wasn’t an accurate portrayal of Americana? Blasphemy!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
@NostraDumbass Probably she was commenting about the amount of time he had her in the basement dungeon the night before...
Ahh yes what some morons call "the good old days"...
QuidamOutrepont comments on May 16, 2021:
Were they thinking about these days when they were saying "Make America Great Again"?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
Yeah ain't it a crack up?... They watched the Brady Bunch and didn't realize that "Marsha" was trading pussy for heroin...
Ahh yes what some morons call "the good old days"...
NostraDumbass comments on May 16, 2021:
Are you suggesting The Brady Bunch wasn’t an accurate portrayal of Americana? Blasphemy!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
Only if you mean what the characters themselves were doing off camera... Remember how "Marsha" and "Greg" were banging each other?... Not to mention "little Cindy" and "Marsha" turning out to be drug addicts....
Anything written by a Republican (Trump especially) or Clinton "New Democrat"...
altschmerz comments on May 16, 2021:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BDLM8SQ/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8=1
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
Well as long as she is the gift that keeps on receiving....
I wonder if the FBI and DOJ are going to properly investigate this pipleline "ransomware attack" ...
silverotter11 comments on May 16, 2021:
The right is already blaming it on Biden. It will be curious to seen how or if there is an investigation.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
Of course they are even though Trump practically destroyed the concept of cyber security while he was in office. If US companies hadn't made a gift of computer technology to China and Russia we wouldn't have these problems at all...
Anything written by a Republican (Trump especially) or Clinton "New Democrat"...
Moravian comments on May 16, 2021:
The Kama Sutra ?. Maybe if I was younger.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
I hope I never get that old no matter how old I get....
Anything written by a Republican (Trump especially) or Clinton "New Democrat"...
Paracosm comments on May 16, 2021:
Fight club
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2021:
Beyond my comprehension how or why money got wasted turning that shit into a movie...
Anything written by a Republican (Trump especially) or Clinton "New Democrat"...
Sierra4 comments on May 15, 2021:
The Bible.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
I kind of figure if they are dumb enough to read the shit I listed they are dumb enough to think the bible is real too... Besides nobody actually reads the bible unless they are an atheist so they can quote it to the Christians just to make them even crazier...
When someone tells me "You are so going to hell" I hand them one of these...
racocn8 comments on May 15, 2021:
Being orange is surely a coincidence. And yet it sure seems like Trump has a whole deck of them. Hopefully he runs out soon.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@phxbillcee Minor changes like that constitute parody which evades the copyright infringement problem...
When someone tells me "You are so going to hell" I hand them one of these...
racocn8 comments on May 15, 2021:
Being orange is surely a coincidence. And yet it sure seems like Trump has a whole deck of them. Hopefully he runs out soon.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@phxbillcee Putting "Chance" on the card would have violated copyright laws...
When someone tells me "You are so going to hell" I hand them one of these...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2021:
Well, it would be free to leave, but...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@phxbillcee You do know that that town is where the song "Highway to Hell" comes from right?.. https://youtu.be/qfGggAGITwg
When someone tells me "You are so going to hell" I hand them one of these...
racocn8 comments on May 15, 2021:
Being orange is surely a coincidence. And yet it sure seems like Trump has a whole deck of them. Hopefully he runs out soon.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
So I am guessing you never played Monopoly as a kid?...
Get vaccinated motherfuckers!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:
Pilsner beer... though from the way it tastes maybe it should be called piss water. Have you ever noticed that anyone who drinks it always adds lemon or lime to it first?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 A $20 in your wallet tucked under your license is all you need to stay out of any Mexican jail for anything short of murder. Money is respected down there as long as you are discrete about it... As for the hard stuff Jack Daniels is something I like the taste of no ice or anything I just sip it straight. Yagermeister you would have to hold a gun to my head it tastes like shit. I used to make a fruit salad with 151 rum and Tequila and if you add lemon juice and do it right people won't even notice the taste or realise they are consuming alcohol until they are so shitfaced they can barely stand up...
Get vaccinated motherfuckers!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:
Pilsner beer... though from the way it tastes maybe it should be called piss water. Have you ever noticed that anyone who drinks it always adds lemon or lime to it first?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 If you are looking for a buzz you are better off with hard liquor is how I see it. For me to get even a buzz takes at least a pint of 80 proof. Usually I stop after one or two drinks of anything though because I like the taste but not the buzz so much besides it gets expensive.
Get vaccinated motherfuckers!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:
Pilsner beer... though from the way it tastes maybe it should be called piss water. Have you ever noticed that anyone who drinks it always adds lemon or lime to it first?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 Most states have a poor selection of beers in my experience. The South has probably the worst California has a large selection available though I tend to stick with lagers more than anything else but Hanger 24 is out it tastes like it was brewed from used urinal cakes. I have a preference for Samuel Adams myself though I find Fosters lager to be drinkable. Also I have a friend in Boston who might be able to give you some tips on what is actually drinkable out that way.
Get vaccinated motherfuckers!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:
Pilsner beer... though from the way it tastes maybe it should be called piss water. Have you ever noticed that anyone who drinks it always adds lemon or lime to it first?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 Just for giggles look up the ownership and you might see why that one beer tastes like urine...Also you might reconsider your drinking Modelo... https://www.businessinsider.com/ab-inbev-corona-hard-seltzer-lawsuit-2021-2
There seems to be a general notion that America is so polarised that there are Republicans and ...
Sticks48 comments on May 15, 2021:
About 8 to 10% of Independents are truly Independent. The rest lean left or right, according to the poles I Googled. Those folks who left the Republican party are not suddenly voting for Democrats and vise versa.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
Well over half lean towards Democratic Socialism and got fucking tired of the Clinton "New Dems" who took over the party and are pushing to get rid of the crooked bastards. I know a lot of them. Also you might want to look at the figures for new DNC voter registrations which after the last few Democratic primaries got fed up and stopped voting again. The New Dems have been blocking Medicare for all which 73% of ALL voters approve of as well as the Green New Deal which about 80* of left leaning voters want as well as a lot of Republicans. This explains why the dumb bastards keep losing and sticking us with freaks like GW and Trump as president...
Trying is the operative word...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2021:
https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@phxbillcee I was wondering if anyone else would notice that....
DIY self-improvement...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:
And keep the damned thing in your own yard where it belongs...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
@phxbillcee it is more than fine to own and walk a dog but it is not fine to let it run loose attacking other animals or people because you are too fucking lazy to close your damned gate... I just saw a post from some one Assbook who lost their small dog to a dog owner across the street from him who allows his dogs to run free. The city and animal control has been laughing it off so I suggested he get a lawyer with others who answered his post who have had the same problems to sue the city, animal control and the dog owner...
I find it hilarious how politely political folks have nothing to say about how fucked up our country...
Captain_Feelgood comments on May 13, 2021:
You fucking retards act like Sleepy Joes new border policies aren't killing people,,,, How can you be so fucking stupid...There are kids dying in S. America just walking up here... They were much safer staying home and fighting for their community... But you fucktards would rather them come here and...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2021:
You fucking retards act like Trump's policies didn't murder innocent children and separate them from their families not to mention the mass shootings against minorities or rioting by White Supremacists that you blamed on BLM protestors. Then there is the corruption speaking of that what happened to all the taxpayer funds he put into his fake "operation warp speed" which accomplished nothing? We have had according to a recent study more than 900,000 deaths from COVID in this country because Trump said it was going to magically go away. The destruction to the economy alone has been devastating to the working people of this country thanks to his fat worthless ass and I am glad to see he is on the verge of going to prison with his entire Klan finally because if anyone deserves it he does. If action had been taken when the outbreak started the number of dead would have been less than 100,000. As it stands morons like you are telling people not to wear masks because somehow this is communism and not to get vaccinated because "Bill Gates is going to put a tracking device inside you" Not only does Bill Gates have nothing to do with any of the vaccines here in the US but that fucking cell phone you carry everywhere you go is a tracking device... Over 800,000 people dead for no reason other than a narcissistic psychotic conman thinking it was funny... people like you should be sent to Gitmo where you belong.
I would so love to see this thing, the comedy gift that keeps on giving!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:
My son in law would love this one...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
@phxbillcee No he is a non-believer thank dog and we get along real good. My daughter left him and he got custody of his daughter Celeste who is my granddaughter again thank dog. The only grandchild I have that will turn out not to be like their mother or worse yet their fathers.
There seems to be a general notion that America is so polarised that there are Republicans and ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:
So what you are saying is we have the DNC Reagan Republicans and the GQP Nazis but "nothing in between?" Well we do have the progressives but both parties hate them and do their best to keep them from gaining more power which is why Joke Biden is swinging so far to the left... Why the fuck would ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
@Ryo1 We used to have Torys here in the US but we deported them back to England where they would stop causing trouble...
I'm sure she feels the same way
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:
By this I am quite certain you never met my ex-wife....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
@OldMetalHead Actually she spends most of her time telling the grandchildren that listen to her how I "abandoned their mother" when I spent decades trying to find her because my ex was hiding her and brainwashing her. Because of my ex-wife brainwashing my daughter she died last November from COVID in Arizona while drinking and taking drugs.
Peanuts anyone?...
Surfpirate comments on May 14, 2021:
Just the rantings of delusional dog that thinks it's a person. Sounds very familiar to some of the QAnon Idiots I see on the news. :D
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
@Surfpirate About 50 pounds of thermite does a wonderful job.... er ... so I have heard from sources I can't disclose that I may or may not met in the service.... Of course 5 or 6 gallons of diesel fuel and some wood in a pit in a remote location should do fine also...
Peanuts anyone?...
Surfpirate comments on May 14, 2021:
Just the rantings of delusional dog that thinks it's a person. Sounds very familiar to some of the QAnon Idiots I see on the news. :D
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
As well as some of the dim-bulbs you see here ... You know the anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers and other fucktards that saw this post and from whom we heard... *crickets*
There seems to be a general notion that America is so polarised that there are Republicans and ...
Sierra4 comments on May 14, 2021:
I don’t think in terms of a political party. Ideology is better. There are various shades there from far right to far left. Right now we are somewhere that we have not seen before
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
@Sierra4 They both had pretty much the same policies it was that drunken bum Tailgunner Joe who started the downfall of this country... Him and Tricky Dickless...
There seems to be a general notion that America is so polarised that there are Republicans and ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:
So what you are saying is we have the DNC Reagan Republicans and the GQP Nazis but "nothing in between?" Well we do have the progressives but both parties hate them and do their best to keep them from gaining more power which is why Joke Biden is swinging so far to the left... Why the fuck would ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
@Ryo1 Problem for us here is your political systems are often confusing for us as well. I mean who would think of a party calling itself "Labour" that hates working people?... And who can figure out what the Australians are up to anymore...
There seems to be a general notion that America is so polarised that there are Republicans and ...
Sierra4 comments on May 14, 2021:
I don’t think in terms of a political party. Ideology is better. There are various shades there from far right to far left. Right now we are somewhere that we have not seen before
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
Considering that the GQP considerers anything to the left of hunting and eating the homeless to be socialism and the DNC isn't far to the left of that I know this country needs to take a moderate left if we are to remain a democracy...
Fucking Texas......
scurry comments on May 12, 2021:
So... ... That puts a *twist* on this little gem. (yes, that's Sam & Dean Winchester.)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
Showed that to my sister she is a real fan of the show but a real straight laced type which is funny considering how much of her life she spent behind bars... Isn't it funny how those who live lives of crime tend to be extremely conservative?...
Anti-Vax Family Drank Their Own Urine Due To COVID-19 Misinformation [huffingtonpost.ca]
BDair comments on May 13, 2021:
There are many prevention and treatment protocols that are more advisable than the 'vaccines' however. https://c19protocols.com/
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
@BDair Rolled out what vaccinations?... And no it was a strict lock-down protocol that got them by for a time but now with the lock-down ended and no vaccines available they are burning bodies in parking lots day and night... "I realize you have an aversion to facts and data..." More of a psychotic hatred of the facts in my opinion and I recommend you see a mental health professional about that... Here in the US a recent study is saying we have already had over 900,000 deaths and may by the end of June be over a million in the US alone. It isn't just the US either world wide the study estimate that the numbers of deaths may be as much as 10X what has been reported. This is largely many countries don't have the medical infrastructure to handle the pandemic or figure out who died from what much less report it somehow. Last figure was I think 7 million dead so far... https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/05/06/994287048/new-study-estimates-more-than-900-000-people-have-died-of-covid-19-in-u-s
Anti-Vax Family Drank Their Own Urine Due To COVID-19 Misinformation [huffingtonpost.ca]
BDair comments on May 13, 2021:
There are many prevention and treatment protocols that are more advisable than the 'vaccines' however. https://c19protocols.com/
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
Trump says drink bleach and shove a light bulb up your ass....
Anti-Vax Family Drank Their Own Urine Due To COVID-19 Misinformation [huffingtonpost.ca]
Paracosm comments on May 13, 2021:
Better than drinking bleach I guess.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2021:
Are you sure about that?
Gotta take the good with the bad.... either that or fuck off right?...
Paracosm comments on May 13, 2021:
Downside of that shit being funny is my friends save the stuff I say and post it online.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
Tell them they need to cite it and pay you for use of the quotation...
Because sometimes you just have to hit it....
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
I beat that thing like a gong!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
At least you didn't say dong....
"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven from the book 'Oath of Fealty'
ChestRockfield comments on May 13, 2021:
I only knew of the name Larry Niven because of...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
How much you missed... A great writer but a shitty person born with a silver spoon shoved so far up his ass even a surgeon could never remove it... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Niven
"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven from the book 'Oath of Fealty'
scurry comments on May 13, 2021:
Toilet paper hoarders changed their focus.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
From dump to pump?...
So once again the neo-Nazis at the Nationalist Review are defaming the whistle blower who exposed ...
Tejas comments on May 13, 2021:
To be fair, the family on the left is practicing gun safety. The family on the right is not.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
@Tejas They are both domestic terrorists who shouldn't be allowed within a thousand meters of any firearm.... This is obvious because nobody needs to carry anything like that around outside of a war zone...
Who wants to just watch? Lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2021:
Where is my vomit emoji damnit....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
@phxbillcee
So once again the neo-Nazis at the Nationalist Review are defaming the whistle blower who exposed ...
OldGoat43 comments on May 13, 2021:
The little girl in pink pants is pointing her gun at her father's heart.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
I have seen many White people do that too that it isn't even amusing....
So once again the neo-Nazis at the Nationalist Review are defaming the whistle blower who exposed ...
Tejas comments on May 13, 2021:
To be fair, the family on the left is practicing gun safety. The family on the right is not.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
Yeah sure just like these assclowns right?... Funny how the color of a person's skins determines in so many minds their intent isn't it?...
Who wants to just watch? Lol
phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:
How did you get tRump to do manual labor?????
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
Probably told him that was how Mexicans got so rich... Have you ever seen what they charge and how those poor people live?...
I find it hilarious how politely political folks have nothing to say about how fucked up our country...
phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2021:
& I will lay odds here, you just dropped this steaming turd to get a reaction. You may visit to see what you shit-stirred, but you won't engage. Besides being dishonest, you are a coward with no real principles or facts to back you up, just like most of your ilk. Your "hilarious" should be directed ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
I am betting he worked for this guy...
Look at that lady with the walker go...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2021:
https://youtu.be/1juTx8M9CU0
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 Yeah but those have nothing on Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead... https://youtu.be/bLp1JJWJ5l4
Look at that lady with the walker go...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2021:
https://youtu.be/1juTx8M9CU0
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@phxbillcee Like a train wreck you just can't look away.... Troma Team did several "Toxic Avenger" movies and a who lot of other low budget stuff that made them a fortune...
Is this a thruple?
phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:
It appears Tebow is getting a job w/ the Jaguars, but as a tight-end, rather than QB. Isn't it kinda "funny" that Colin Kaepernick still hasn't gotten even a nibble from any NFL team?????
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
I loved it that another player went on record saying that it was an example of how some players were hired more for their politics than their talent....
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@phxbillcee Actually that is what I do and did is all. I wasn't bragging or being humble I was just being factual is all... I tried doing nothing for a while and it didn't take I get bored too easily and I have never been able to sleep to much. One of my papers was picked up for a class on sociology of religion at UMass in Boston which did surprised me greatly and my screen name there has been cited several times which yes does make me feel like I have added something positive that is lasting. I like that feeling but not for the reasons you might think if I won the lottery tomorrow I wouldn't buy mansions or yachts I would use the money to maximize my ability to put up wind and solar power plants to knock as much fossil fuel use off the market as possible. Yes I would make large revenues but nearly all that would go to increasing output so my grandchildren and great grandchildren could breathe cleaner air and drink cleaner water.
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@phxbillcee I am far weirder than you could ever imagine it was possible to become... I am also counted as not so ugly I scare small dogs. As for witty? I hold my own without too much effort allowing me the time to read, watch movies, occasionally listen to music or put an idea I had into written form that once in a while I post to academia.edu that at times seem to impress university students and professors in areas like sociology, economics, religion, and other subjects or even do some work on my house. I put in 360 pounds of concrete today as well as some yard work (* And a little trolling in a group on facebook that might get their corrupt city council kicked out on their collective asses*)... What did you do I have a couple more hours before I go to bed so I can get up at 7AM to give my cat his morning shot of insulin after all it isn't even 12:30 yet...
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@phxbillcee Twain's style wasn't like that his was more humours and created to make people think "what the fuck did he say?" "Most lawyers can always be depended upon to take a reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.”
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@phxbillcee
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@phxbillcee Actually if I remember correctly that was John Durham... https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/535688/origin-of-the-saying-god-must-love-the-poor-because-he-made-so-many-of-them
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@phxbillcee Not mine but I ran into a lot of those in Tennessee and North Caroline while I was stationed there and more than a few when I travelled though states like Texas... From what I have seen on social media from people claiming to be from these states it is getting worse than ever... How else can you explain the nutjobs they keep electing in those states like McConnell, Graham, Rand Paul, Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz and literally a cast of hundreds?...
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 Weird is relative.... Kind of like marriage in the Deep South...
Fucking Texas......
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Well, she'd probably give a great blowjob 'cause she wouldn't have any teeth left! (Calm down, folks, it's a joke. I'd only break her nose!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2021:
You know @MichelleGar1 is going to love this one right?...
Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:
Perfection in satire because it sounds just like the crap they would say...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2021:
@phxbillcee Like Don Jr being a cuck?... Seems the guy who was assigned to his wife was "secretly servicing" her.... Maybe they could level charges of prostitution and misappropriation of government assets?....
There's a lot going on here...
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Why is there a broom in the refrigerator? Is she waxing the rug? Does he have the same issues as the lady in the "bold/italic" Meme previous? Storing books under the sink, & why the kitchen in the living room? Curtains outside the window? Night out the window, day out the door? Cuff or don't cuff, ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2021:
@phxbillcee No you mentioned the broom in it which to see it must have been open which slipped your mind....
Great graphics in that game
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Yeah, Benedick was a real piece of work. (Oh, did I misspell that???)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2021:
Yes you did I do believe it is properly spelled "Bentdick..."
There's a lot going on here...
phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2021:
Why is there a broom in the refrigerator? Is she waxing the rug? Does he have the same issues as the lady in the "bold/italic" Meme previous? Storing books under the sink, & why the kitchen in the living room? Curtains outside the window? Night out the window, day out the door? Cuff or don't cuff, ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2021:
@phxbillcee And why is the fridge open so you can see a broom in it?...
Some people....
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:
Wanna guess who he voted for???
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2021:
Hillary Clinton?....
My memory is fine, I don't need any supplements!
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:
Some say certain cacti are even more effective!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2021:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxmjod
Clang, clang, clang.... I guess this is what you get for fisting... [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:
I really look forward to his videos. He's so over the top, but so damn funny!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2021:
He is over the top because he is....
So yesterday our Space Farce announced that the Chinese rocket came down earlier than they expected ...
BD66 comments on May 9, 2021:
We have way too much man made junk orbiting around our planet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_debris
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2021:
Yes we do and they can't even track a 22 ton booster rocket that is deorbiting when they know where it is....
Religious fish fry....
Surfpirate comments on May 8, 2021:
Two of those big one must have hit a shark or a dolphin or something more substantial than a guppy.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2021:
With luck it was a great orange whale...
Really, it's no bother, it's more of a hobby...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:
......................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2021:
@phxbillcee I just love it when they get all butthurt...
Really, it's no bother, it's more of a hobby...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:
......................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2021:
@phxbillcee Yep I posted that one here a while back and since than about half a dozen people have blocked me...
Really, it's no bother, it's more of a hobby...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2021:
......................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2021:
@phxbillcee I tell people all the time "if I haven't offended you yet be patient and I will get around to you sooner or later..."
So it seems Mir-a-Lago is trending on Twitter because people are hoping that out of control Chinese ...
racocn8 comments on May 8, 2021:
I would pay real money to dominate him.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2021:
@racocn8 Between civil and criminal he is facing not only life in prison but bankruptcy as well and it looks like his entire family is going with him...
So it seems Mir-a-Lago is trending on Twitter because people are hoping that out of control Chinese ...
racocn8 comments on May 8, 2021:
I would pay real money to dominate him.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2021:
From what I have heard he pays people for that...
Meme from r/ToiletPaperUSA featuring Ben Shapiro
phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:
I cannot stand that turd's voice! (Let alone his opinions!) I react to his voice the way some epileptics react to strobe lights.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2021:
@phxbillcee Shouldn't have used the word "perhaps" in that sentence...

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