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Last Monday it rained all day in my area.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

If a big trucking company did hire someone without the proper license to operate those trucks (class A in California ) the trucks would be impounded and their insurance company would cancel their policies. This is standard policy across the county because of the DOT anything else is completely ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

@puff Once again you prove yourself to be an idiot... "but Covid showed none are immune, comes from both sides of the spectrum" Vaccines never provide complete immunity they only provide a barrier making it less likely for you to be infected and if you are your body has enough immunity to prevent you from dying or having a severe case that can disable you for life most of the time depending on which vaccine you receive... In the case of the MRNA vaccines that figure is over 90% (documented) and has also been documented as the safest vaccine in human history...

Last Monday it rained all day in my area.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

If a big trucking company did hire someone without the proper license to operate those trucks (class A in California ) the trucks would be impounded and their insurance company would cancel their policies. This is standard policy across the county because of the DOT anything else is completely ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

@DenoPenno No different than "windmill cancer..."

They are on sale. 🤣

racocn8 comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Coming sooner than we think? (Modest Proposal)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

@racocn8 It was more a cutting satire of the aristocracy... He however had other ideas which were far from pleasant and Johnson was even worse...

Last Monday it rained all day in my area.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

If a big trucking company did hire someone without the proper license to operate those trucks (class A in California ) the trucks would be impounded and their insurance company would cancel their policies. This is standard policy across the county because of the DOT anything else is completely ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

@puff OK so you outed yourself as a Russian troll because you don't understand English.... I most certainly did NOT agree with you because NO company would be willing to take the risk of being shut down for hiring someone who was A) unlicensed in the country/state they are operating in. B) Thereby uninsurable C) Would run the risk of having the truck and load impounded which would lose them not only money but customers as well essentially putting them out of business. Trucks coming up from Mexico and down from Canada are all checked at border inspection stations as well as periodically at check points along the highways all across the country for mechanical problems, drivers being licensed to operate the vehicle with all documentation including riders for hazardous loads when required, proper insurance, and drivers logs showing how long they have been on the road... Here even taxi drivers require a chauffeur's license... Being from outside the country does NOT mean you can drive for a living and if you don't have a work permit from the federal government even Uber can't let you work...

They are on sale. 🤣

racocn8 comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Coming sooner than we think? (Modest Proposal)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

@racocn8 Sorry I was distracted by a couple of scumbags at my front door trying to scam me out of my home so I told them to fuck off and don't come back... Jonathan Swift, Samuel Johnson was known for his endorsement of fattening Irish babies for English tables... Both were real shitty pieces of work. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

You know he is broke when he starts selling these...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

I just heard that on the news. I understand he's replaced all the pictures of god and jesus with his own mugshot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

Egotistical old bastard isn't he?...

They are on sale. 🤣

racocn8 comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Coming sooner than we think? (Modest Proposal)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

Samuel Johnson always was a fat and evil man...

You know he is broke when he starts selling these...

Betty comments on Mar 27, 2024:

He is a snake oil salesman. All lies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

A snake oil salesman who doesn't even sell real snake oil....

They are on sale. 🤣

annewimsey500 comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Decent price......tender, very little waste, and thigh meat is always juicy......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

Right now boneless skinless chicken breasts are 1.99 a pound near me... Thighs go as low as 1.59 a pound when they are on sale...

What's in a name? This was probably a good marketing move.

Betty comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Wile E. Coyote finally gets a Roadrunner. 😂 These are so good. Thank you, Z. You really made me chuckle. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 27, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kP2piN-03k=yourfiction

Yep she is fired already.

racocn8 comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Now can they fire the neocon psychopath that hired her?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

I would prefer all three be fired...

Yep she is fired already.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Was it announced anywhere? I have been out all day and haven't looked at any news.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Redheadedgammy To be fair this is the result of Comcast ownership...

For all those who thought his stock was going to save his stupid ass... [youtu.be]

annewimsey500 comments on Mar 24, 2024:

The worthlessness on every level is beginning to show even to rabid supporters...Money as always talks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

Actually the first day on the market the stock went up fueled by his rabid followers but it is expected to drop sharply again in a few days as people see that there will be zero dividends and very little real value in what the business owns and controls. These dumb rubes probably believe his real estate holdings (which are nearly valueless) are included...

Yep she is fired already.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Was it announced anywhere? I have been out all day and haven't looked at any news.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Redheadedgammy I guess those execs are going to not get a bonus this year if they even manage to keep their jobs...

Yep she is fired already.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Was it announced anywhere? I have been out all day and haven't looked at any news.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Redheadedgammy The story there cites two sources...

Yep she is fired already.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Was it announced anywhere? I have been out all day and haven't looked at any news.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/26/2231682/-Ronna-McDaniel-lawyers-up-on-her-way-out-the-NBC-door?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Martin Perscheid has funny cartoons on Jesus. [en.wikipedia.org]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

His wife had a great solution...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@PaddyO Nailed it didn't she?...

Probably where the buns come from too. Heh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

And before that is dirty humor...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Betty You missed the pun/double entendre didn't you?...

The Wonderful thing about Trump is Is Trump's a wonderful things Tops are made out of blubber ...

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The only good Trump is a....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Betty I don't really care though the bookmakers in Vegas will have a field day figuring the odds... Imagine a fight to the death with them all being armed with plastic sporks. If you provide them with enough Oxygen and water the winner can even eat the losers to stay alive that much longer...

Probably where the buns come from too. Heh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

And before that is dirty humor...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Betty I do whenever the opportunity *arises...*

Probably where the buns come from too. Heh.

Betty comments on Mar 26, 2024:

I am - **the walrus** is just too funny. Thanks, Z. You did good. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

A Beatles fan that kid.

The Wonderful thing about Trump is Is Trump's a wonderful things Tops are made out of blubber ...

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The only good Trump is a....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Betty I figure if they haven't eaten for a day they will fight over it... We can always put that on PPV...

The Wonderful thing about Trump is Is Trump's a wonderful things Tops are made out of blubber ...

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The only good Trump is a....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@Betty Fuck that just toss in a happy meal and some of the billionaires like Musk, Bezos, Fuckerberg and Koch.... Two days of Oxygen is fine that way they don't die of starvation or thirst.

I'll buy this shirt

puff comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Wouldn't you rather him be beaten in an election? So big on democracy and all.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

Criminals should never be rewarded...

The Wonderful thing about Trump is Is Trump's a wonderful things Tops are made out of blubber ...

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The only good Trump is a....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

.... Trump fired into space on one of Musk's "Starship" rockets out of the solar system...

Trump awards himself some golf trophies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Not like he doesn't do it all the time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar A "jizz rag" at least serves a useful purpose...

Tom and Jerry hanging out together after a long day of acting.. [t.co]

michelle666gar comments on Mar 25, 2024:

My cat kept a mouse alive inside my house for the same reason ! It was Tom and Jerry here everyday! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@michelle666gar Like a car I couldn't stop myself...

While the detested woman in the article used religion as a reason to starve or beat Satan out of her...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Once again we have incontrovertible proof that religion is in fact a mental illness...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@Gwen_Wanderer Charles Rothenberg, born again Christian Hitler, Catholic John Wayne Gacy, also Catholic if memory serves Ed Gein, Lutheran I have no data on the relative of your family friend or your neighbor in California... Be aware it is common for the religious to claim their murderous coreligionists are "not Christian" or not religious often accusing them of being atheists after they are convicted of or committing crimes... This is the source of excuses of Christians that "they committed the crimes while atheists but converted while in jail or prison" bullshit even with extensive evidence that it is untrue...

Tom and Jerry hanging out together after a long day of acting.. [t.co]

michelle666gar comments on Mar 25, 2024:

My cat kept a mouse alive inside my house for the same reason ! It was Tom and Jerry here everyday! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@Betty Until the mouse jumps into the car and you jump out to get away from it...

Trump awards himself some golf trophies.

michelle666gar comments on Mar 25, 2024:

What a douche!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

Of the year yet...

Tom and Jerry hanging out together after a long day of acting.. [t.co]

michelle666gar comments on Mar 25, 2024:

My cat kept a mouse alive inside my house for the same reason ! It was Tom and Jerry here everyday! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

Must have been dangerous having a car racing around the house...

That what you get for being a "smart ass". 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Better to be a smartass than a dumb one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@Betty Until the next time he opens his mouth thinking his beer belly makes him a man?...

That what you get for being a "smart ass". 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Better to be a smartass than a dumb one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@Betty It would make him a cuck....

That what you get for being a "smart ass". 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Better to be a smartass than a dumb one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@Betty After the insult he gave her she is going to be in the mood to find someone else to play with...

That what you get for being a "smart ass". 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Better to be a smartass than a dumb one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@Betty He is the dumbass she is the smart one.... Since you failed to notice...

I found a great vomit emoji....

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The supposedly main-stream media have reliably given Trump all the time he could possibly want to spread his hate and his lies. The MSM must now be viewed as just as treasonous as the GOP and probably also on Putin's payroll. The way that MSNBC hired ex-RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel proves beyond doubt ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

It might also cheer you up to know that the complaints are not just from viewers alone and she is less popular than the proverbial turd in the punch bowl... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/24/2231322/-WHOA-Ronna-McDaniel-s-Debut-on-NBC-s-Meet-the-Press-is-an-Unmitigated-Disaster-For-Both-NBC-and-Her?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

I found a great vomit emoji....

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2024:

The supposedly main-stream media have reliably given Trump all the time he could possibly want to spread his hate and his lies. The MSM must now be viewed as just as treasonous as the GOP and probably also on Putin's payroll. The way that MSNBC hired ex-RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel proves beyond doubt ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

MSNBC is refusing to carry McDaniel it is NBC that carries her... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/24/2231334/-Carrie-Budoff-Brown-Of-NBC-Is-Responsible-For-Hiring-Ronna-McDaniel?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

He is a legend (of bankruptcies, immorality, lying, boasting, cheating, fraud, narcissism...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

You have no idea.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/20/2230606/-James-Bond-NYAG-Fires-Back-Trump-request-is-unreliable-improper-based-on-a-flawed-premise?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@puff Stupid aren't you?... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/25/2231414/-7-stories-to-know-Trump-s-cruelty-Russia-s-fake-news-and-python-meat

I found a great vomit emoji....

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Makes me sick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@zeuser seems a bit green around the gills also...

While the detested woman in the article used religion as a reason to starve or beat Satan out of her...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Once again we have incontrovertible proof that religion is in fact a mental illness...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@Gwen_Wanderer Name three....

Behave, guys! Actually, count me in.

michelle666gar comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Fuckelle Fuckia

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@michelle666gar Give him a blow up doll instead ... Less work and your only worry is him having a needle dick...

He is a legend (of bankruptcies, immorality, lying, boasting, cheating, fraud, narcissism...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

You have no idea.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/20/2230606/-James-Bond-NYAG-Fires-Back-Trump-request-is-unreliable-improper-based-on-a-flawed-premise?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2024:

@puff Russia couldn't get the counter terrorism unit across the street in less than an hour... Now they are blaming Ukraine who just donated two new submarines to the Black Sea Fleet and destroyed another oil refinery and three more RU bombers... today. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/24/2231212/-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Attack-in-Crimea-hits-two-ships-and-Russian-command-center

While the detested woman in the article used religion as a reason to starve or beat Satan out of her...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Once again we have incontrovertible proof that religion is in fact a mental illness...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

@Gwen_Wanderer Religious people especially Christians have been known to carry children around in suitcases believing they would come back to life, cut off the heads of non-Christians "to save them" Another believing a preacher who told them the end was coming a few years back slit the throats of her children after wrapping them up in carpet so they couldn't struggle.... Look at Trump's supporters and the Catholic church...

For all those who thought his stock was going to save his stupid ass... [youtu.be]

Polemicist comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Not that often you get to enjoy an eponym and an acronym as deserving as DWAC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

Going to be really funny when he can't understand why people won't buy into this investment because he put his name on it...

Christians are really strange.

annewimsey500 comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Where do I send the nail gun?????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

Harbor Freight is fine for a one time use nail gun...

Will Trump survive, or not survive?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

And his troubles are just beginning...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

@Diogenes They can only buy their way out when they have money and he has been buying his way out for so long he doesn't have any left...

Made me giggle

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2024:

A pussy that will eat you alive?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

@Betty I fought back and licked it...

He is a legend (of bankruptcies, immorality, lying, boasting, cheating, fraud, narcissism...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

You have no idea.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/20/2230606/-James-Bond-NYAG-Fires-Back-Trump-request-is-unreliable-improper-based-on-a-flawed-premise?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

@puff It is a DOCUMENTED FACT that ISIS-K is responsible... They even claimed credit you illiterate moron...

He is a legend (of bankruptcies, immorality, lying, boasting, cheating, fraud, narcissism...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

You have no idea.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/20/2230606/-James-Bond-NYAG-Fires-Back-Trump-request-is-unreliable-improper-based-on-a-flawed-premise?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

@puff Sometimes I wonder if you can read other times you make me sure you are illiterate.... https://agnostic.com/group/bashers/discussion/751064/hitler-shrub-trump-putin-netanyahu-and-modi-are-all-the-same-https-www-dailykos-com-stor

Do you think it is true?

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2024:

She wasn't happy when he won in 2016, so I would guess by now she's had enough of his womanizing, lies . I wonder if she's been checked for std's lately

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2024:

She is an STD...

Looky, looky, she got the crooky...

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

D is his get out of jail free card, so it won't be that. After that, I hope they take everything they can-right down to his skivvies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

Pretty sure that isn't going to happen because if it does they just opened a door that could get them all killed on Biden's order...

Seen in Texas.

EricJones comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Just slightly paranoid are we?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

Paranoid implies a lack of reason...

Looky, looky, she got the crooky...

michelle666gar comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Who got the crooky?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

Damned meme wouldn't post...try now.

Friday Challenge

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

The Back Door Boys...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

@Castlepaloma I gave them a band name is all though Prison Bitches would have been a good one too... From the way you react it sounds like a group you could really get into...

Friday Challenge

michelle666gar comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Catalytic Converters and the Copper Heads! 🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

Two Over The Limit....

Stop calling the Chinese smart... [odditycentral.com]

jackjr comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Things like these happens everywhere.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

@jackjr No they are cheating to get on top... Just like Trumpty Dumpty did his entire life...

I have no doubt he can help Trump out

michelle666gar comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Hey guys I can't post anything on here! Are any of you having this same issue? 😭😔🤪😱😵😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar Yeah lack of maintenance on the part of the site owner.... yet again a real surprise isn't it?...

Stop calling the Chinese smart... [odditycentral.com]

jackjr comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Things like these happens everywhere.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

@jackjr No it is called cheating to win and it is a worldwide problem leaving us with the least competent hogging the majority of resources...

I have no doubt he can help Trump out

michelle666gar comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Hey guys I can't post anything on here! Are any of you having this same issue? 😭😔🤪😱😵😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

Seems that once again due to lack of maintenance the site is fucked up...

Why every world map is wrong - Kayla Wolf - YouTube

Scott321 comments on Mar 23, 2024:

@glennlab @SpikeTalon As you can see @michelle666gar and I are impacted too by whatever ails this site currently.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar Clear your cache and try again...

Friday Challenge

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

The Back Door Boys...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2024:

@annewimsey500 He can't help it if he likes his bitches a bit more effeminate...

Friday Challenge

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Wayyyy out there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

Not Nearly Far Enough....

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

At least he's taking care of his kids. Probably not very well, but still.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

@Betty I don't eat fish...

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

At least he's taking care of his kids. Probably not very well, but still.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

@Betty, @zeuser One stick of 60% Nitro works far better than any line....

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2024:

At least he's taking care of his kids. Probably not very well, but still.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

@Betty But he is the world's best masterbaiter...

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

EricJones comments on Mar 22, 2024:

I thought slavery had been outlawed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

Not according to Christinsanity...

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

Mooolah comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Member of the Islamic State?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

American Taliban....

Friday Challenge

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

The Back Door Boys...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

@Castlepaloma Personal taste on your part?...

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

pamagain comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Want to bet he'd get some takers?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

@St-Sinner Any woman who was 5'7" and 225lbs who was fit would be able to lift a tractor...

Stop calling the Chinese smart... [odditycentral.com]

jackjr comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Things like these happens everywhere.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2024:

@jackjr No because their entire modern culture is based on cheating to get ahead...

Ouch, that doesn't look fun!!!

Betty comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Good set, Michelle. Thanks for the chuckles. That Brazilian wax looks rather painful. 😂