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EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Most of them under the age of 12 no doubt.
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Worse than nails on a chalk board...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Lots of performance artists in the world... Trump is one also and I could live without both of them...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar As long as she doesn't flood her engine...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar As long as she takes it easy on the gas...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar At least he wasn't worshiping altarboy's ass...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Gentlemen start her engine...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Me: at Denny's... Waitress: Just the tip please....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Not always in the beginning...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2025:
WTF is on that pizza?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Depends on the maker....
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@michelle666gar Based in Colorado.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Church_of_Cannabis
Star Trek: Strange new memes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
People keep bragging about their plans with unlimited data when they only use about 3GB per month telling me it "only" costs them about 150.00 a month... I get that for 20.00 a month and get better service than they do...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
@Betty My way is so much more fun...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EricJones comments on Apr 30, 2025:
That's why I only read the news on the potty-makes things come out faster. Both ways. So if anybody is using the camera, all they see is blurp. Those kids would be better leaders of the church than the corpse they always manage to elect.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
Hopefully the one they elected doesn't buttfuck them...
Who's hungry? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2025:
WTF is on that pizza?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2025:
Fetuses.... Christian cannibal style pizza...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@zeuser Even a good set of hearing protectors can't filter out that horrible screeching....
Just once, just one time.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Where can I get a set of those coffee cups?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@zeuser Only a few select people....
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@zeuser 16" to the right and we would have been spared Yoko's singing....
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@michelle666gar Actually it was about guns and Yoko Ono....
Just once, just one time.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Where can I get a set of those coffee cups?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@michelle666gar Great for when company comes over to visit....
Star Trek: Strange new memes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2025:
People keep bragging about their plans with unlimited data when they only use about 3GB per month telling me it "only" costs them about 150.00 a month... I get that for 20.00 a month and get better service than they do...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@Betty Nah I ask them how many bars they have on their phone right then. Often enough it is 2 or 3 then show them mine which is nearly always at 5.... They get even more upset when I tell them my rate has never increased in the 10+ years I have had my service and I don't even have a contract...
I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...
michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:
Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@michelle666gar And just look where that got Lennon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rTb_ghUbtg=JustaBeatlesfan
In fact, you can skip the whole audio portion and still get the gist of the book...🙄
Betty comments on Apr 28, 2025:
I'll keep the pickle, thank you very much. lol Lovingly clean your vehicle while the birds watch and scheme. lol Thanks to the giggles, Z. I can count on you to lift my spirit. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 30, 2025:
@Betty Post op?....
In fact, you can skip the whole audio portion and still get the gist of the book...🙄
Betty comments on Apr 28, 2025:
I'll keep the pickle, thank you very much. lol Lovingly clean your vehicle while the birds watch and scheme. lol Thanks to the giggles, Z. I can count on you to lift my spirit. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty Look Who is Talking.....
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty The movie must be banned in Canada is all I can think of....
In fact, you can skip the whole audio portion and still get the gist of the book...🙄
Betty comments on Apr 28, 2025:
I'll keep the pickle, thank you very much. lol Lovingly clean your vehicle while the birds watch and scheme. lol Thanks to the giggles, Z. I can count on you to lift my spirit. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty You never saw the movie "A View to a Kill" did you?....
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty I don't see why...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 28, 2025:
@Betty Oddly it plays for me... you might have to go to youtube and sign in... Either that or Canada has banned Monte Python and the Holy Grail as subversive...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9B7fBPhWzU=YouTubeMovies
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty They sleep about 18 hours a day and I am awake at least 18 hours a day.... The only way to reconcile our schedules is with a time machine...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty Happens all the time in my house.... I am owned by two cats...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty I get bored easily and found a lot of good movies there but really despise the shitty scammer type ads. I have used adblock for years and it helps removing the ads and preventing data collection by people who sell my information for profit...
Hitting the front of the machine never works, either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2025:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA=BoxyBrown
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 27, 2025:
@Betty The entire movie is available on youtube free with ads right now but adblock plus eliminates the ads...
Hmmm, maybe I'll check out Instagram for some fowl influencers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2025:
And the man in charge brings them right back....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 25, 2025:
@zeuser It seemed appropriate to the conversation...
Hmmm, maybe I'll check out Instagram for some fowl influencers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2025:
And the man in charge brings them right back....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 25, 2025:
@zeuser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-ZaUDUiwc=PaulSimonVEVO
Be careful when the "p" is silent.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2025:
Is that Aeroflot?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 24, 2025:
@zeuser They seem able to find pretty much anything but competent pilots and leaders who aren't corrupt...
The catholic church finally has a chance to bring itself into modern times-elect Guido Sarducci ...
pedigojr comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Catholic Church and modern times is an oxymoron.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 24, 2025:
@pedigojr It was never "benign" it was always about political control...
Sometimes people just ignore your boundaries.
glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2025:
Kids!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
I used to look at people in the grocery store and say "neighbor's kids..."
The catholic church finally has a chance to bring itself into modern times-elect Guido Sarducci ...
pedigojr comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Catholic Church and modern times is an oxymoron.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
The least they could do is bring it a little out of the dark ages.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhYqeGp_Do=TheTomLehrerWisdomChannel
Get the wet straw ready, We need some white smoke
zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2025:
Silver lining: Maybe we can go back to priests hiring prostitutes and give the poor altar boys a break. 🤪
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
You mean bring back the good old days when priests had 4 wives and concubines?....
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2025:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
@michelle666gar I am sure the least we could expect is them sharting their pants...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2025:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 23, 2025:
@michelle666gar You should find a group of Texans who are interested in printing these out and distributing them to the MAGAs there...
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzX622NJJ6M=ElonTrump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zChN71wKRpY=Sean%27sMusicHunt
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty Works just fine ask Flo and Eddie by the fireside....
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty It would neverthestill work....
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty Disguise it as a display for a new product like spray deodorant , pay for optimal placement and with a small explosive charge on the bottom of the can it will take off like a rocket.... That would rid a convention hall of roaches in seconds... Not telling anyone to do it mind you but if it did happen I doubt many people would shed tears over something like that happening... I certainly wouldn't.
You're fired, I'm fired, get out of here, but I live here, hic!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
Last one looks like the Republican primaries....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@Betty Worth it....
The catholic church finally has a chance to bring itself into modern times-elect Guido Sarducci ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2025:
And he would have put a hit on Vance.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 22, 2025:
@glennlab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dipticshJfg=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty I like that they adopted a kitten...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty Well since they get married while running for their lives and he knocks her up you could say the plot is at least unusual...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty That book I mention is not a Female Fuck book.... The main character is ex-military and missing a leg so he writes from necessity and his partner in crime is a 200 year old woman...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty Try Heinlein's book titled "the Cat Who Walked Through Walls" the main character was a writer of those trash novels...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty I skimmed through a few to see why women liked them so much... They were horrible with the same stupid plots over and over again... Really boring shit though I got books on other subjects like spacetime theory which I found really enjoyable.
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty I used to buy and sell storage and got a lot of those books. We had a coop store and they used to fly off the shelves...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty "Romance novels"...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 21, 2025:
@Betty Kind of like the female fuck book industry.... Steal it, file off the serial numbers, change the character names around and piss on the plot line a bit, then market as before... Women who read that stuff treat it like a religion...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 20, 2025:
@michelle666gar Would have been nice if they could have at least been original about it rather than stealing fertility symbols from other religious cults...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 20, 2025:
@michelle666gar Must be something about learning how their religion isn't about morality just fucking and breeding more stupid people that will line the pockets of their religious leaders...
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 20, 2025:
@michelle666gar I like telling them that they are fertility symbols with the eggs being about breeding babies and the rabbits about fucking.... They get so upset when you say that.
Happy Chocolate Egg Day!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2025:
That's Jesus for you..... Always losing his marbles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 20, 2025:
@michelle666gar The funny part is when you have to explain to a Christian what the eggs and bunnies are all about...
That explains the rainbow glow..
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2025:
I want that lamp....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@Betty It isn't so much weak as not having the fine motor skills any more... Before all this damage took place I once removed a metal splinter from my eye using a mirror and a 411 exacto-knife blade...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@silverotter11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izl1QsO6E04=LogicalDating101-Reactions
Dog shaming, I doubt he cares.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Yep and we drank in the school library....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@silverotter11 They call it "high school' for good reason...
That explains the rainbow glow..
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2025:
I want that lamp....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@Betty My right hand has been broken and reset by myself too many times and isn't capable of fine work anymore...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@silverotter11 Sounds like you otter reconsider getting one...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@Betty Men who think they can actually control and own other human beings are subhuman...
Dog shaming, I doubt he cares.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Yep and we drank in the school library....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@Betty Teacher covered for us he thought it was hilarious... He had a nickname at school "mad Man Mirakian"...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iotrec96g=CNN
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@michelle666gar The only ones I might consider are "exit only", "kiss here" and "bury this side up" on my ass...
Dog shaming, I doubt he cares.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Yep and we drank in the school library....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@Betty We left them in people's lockers and in drinking fountains for a start...
Dog shaming, I doubt he cares.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Yep and we drank in the school library....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 19, 2025:
@Betty Remind me to tell you about the time we cleaned out the biology lab storage room and where we put the old dissection subjects some time...
Dog shaming, I doubt he cares.
Betty comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Water melon car. Should have been a cucumber, then it would have been cool. lol Thanks for the laughs, BY. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 18, 2025:
If it had been you might have had to pull it out of someone's ass...
Dog shaming, I doubt he cares.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Yep and we drank in the school library....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 18, 2025:
@Betty Well nobody made any money off us...
Dog shaming, I doubt he cares.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Yep and we drank in the school library....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 18, 2025:
@Betty We just didn't give a fuck...
Can someone call me a taxi?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2025:
Aren't youtube videos wonderful?... I knew someone a while back that saw one on how to make diamonds in a microwave using just charcoal, peanut butter and gasoline.... Unsurprisingly she blew up the microwave. I am not making this up.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 18, 2025:
@Betty I wouldn't know I don't watch stupidvision... I learned about this from her mother who was trying to tell me how smart her daughter was...
There is one place left where I get the chance to do this.
EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2025:
I wonder if she knows that she married a vulcan?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 18, 2025:
Vulcans have a 7 year mating cycle...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 17, 2025:
@Betty First off I don't like tattoos I find them foolish...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 17, 2025:
@Betty Still have to pay to have them removed after you change your mind...
There is one place left where I get the chance to do this.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2025:
Those dictionaries hurt when they hit...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 17, 2025:
@zeuser And just think people used to press leaves and flowers in books .... I guess they are getting some revenge... Is this what they call "facetime?"...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 17, 2025:
@Betty Not interested thanks... Paying money for something that will just seem foolish on later reflection...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 17, 2025:
@silverotter11 But I don't have any tats...
The day after tax day celebration....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
So his name was Shit Dick?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 17, 2025:
@DenoPenno If you or anyone of your friends and family own Boeing stock sell now to avoid the rush and put the money in Airbus stock instead.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm6RpmdJsh8=PortsidePolitics
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 17, 2025:
@michelle666gar I don't mind a woman with brains but I won't be henpecked... The woman who can make me feel small hasn't been born yet. Yeah I find it funny that they think cutting foodstamps and other types of assistance is only going to affect the people they consider to be "inferior, lazy and looking for a handout..." everything they are projected on others because of the color of their skin...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Maybe if they spent less money on their pick up trucks and guns they would have enough to buy a home and raise a family.... that dough doesn't raise itself you know...
My daughter and ex-wife are both ADD.
DenoPenno comments on Apr 12, 2025:
My best coffee is made in a percolator and then I add French Vanilla coffee creamer. Experiment and try different blends.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar The hemorrhoid of the contiguous United States....
My daughter and ex-wife are both ADD.
DenoPenno comments on Apr 12, 2025:
My best coffee is made in a percolator and then I add French Vanilla coffee creamer. Experiment and try different blends.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Texas and stupidity are synonyms...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Probably a yeast infection...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Baked with loving care by Incel Bakeries INC...
My daughter and ex-wife are both ADD.
DenoPenno comments on Apr 12, 2025:
My best coffee is made in a percolator and then I add French Vanilla coffee creamer. Experiment and try different blends.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar A PPV hit for certain...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar I thought he was Blue Balls...
My daughter and ex-wife are both ADD.
DenoPenno comments on Apr 12, 2025:
My best coffee is made in a percolator and then I add French Vanilla coffee creamer. Experiment and try different blends.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Maybe you could put some nice razor wire up along the way to help him slow down?...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar I seem to be loafing my way through the baked goods isle...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Balls for short?...
My daughter and ex-wife are both ADD.
DenoPenno comments on Apr 12, 2025:
My best coffee is made in a percolator and then I add French Vanilla coffee creamer. Experiment and try different blends.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Make sure it is on a dead end street with a nice wall to help him stop...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Was his name Peter?... or Pan man?...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@Betty Probably hangry she is missing out on the best jokes.... I seem to be on a roll...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@Betty Don't get your croissants in a bunch.... get them by the dozen instead...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Hot crossed buns.... for Kiester...
The day after tax day celebration....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
So his name was Shit Dick?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@DenoPenno Several meanings actually...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar And loves to have his buns buttered up....
The day after tax day celebration....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
So his name was Shit Dick?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
In Hindi "kark" can mean shit but in the UK it means dead so Dead Dick applies well but in Australia cark means essentially stressed so Nervous Dick?...
Damn!!! Look at the doughboys ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2025:
Boy I bet he makes a lot of dough....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Apr 16, 2025:
@michelle666gar Well he is a kneady guy after all....

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