This man was unhappy with his appearance So he decided to get a facelift.

St-Sinner comments on Jul 7, 2022:

LOL.. awesome. I want to find that lady, I want a second opinion on something

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

She is going to be disappointed when she pulls the short straw.....

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

Sierra4 comments on Jul 6, 2022:

C’mon J. We have to get some credit for ending abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@joeandbarb I always find that amusing...

I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Sounds like somebody might be desperate enough to dig up a date....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@joeandbarb Why the fuck would anyone want to be "cured?"

I don't know if I can afford the liquor bill, but I'm game

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Even I wouldn't last an hour trying that challenge...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@glennlab Went in to kneel before the great porcelain god and spoke to his apostles Ralph and George about then I bet...

I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Sounds like somebody might be desperate enough to dig up a date....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@phxbillcee Yeah there is a lot of truth in that too....

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

Sierra4 comments on Jul 6, 2022:

C’mon J. We have to get some credit for ending abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Probably it will cause a few category 6 ones to hit the Deep South.... One can always hope right?....

I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Sounds like somebody might be desperate enough to dig up a date....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@OldMetalHead Yeah I went there so sue me.... I have a sick and twisted sense of humor it kind of comes with the territory when you spent time in the service and ended up with PTSD....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield You are the stupid fuck voting against your own interests and prove it by using propaganda attacks as if it were reality when your corporate conservatives that you are making excuses for are the problem. Well part of the problem the rest is the low IQ voters who support them and the GQP then try to move the goal posts saying stupid shit like "I wasn't talking about what we did I am talking about the proved false claims of what you did..."

Real handy

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

He looks board.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Damn you I had to think of a new one....

Hit the nail on the head...Pardon the pun!!!

lerlo comments on Jul 6, 2022:

And he's still standing in that photo...🤪 Not to mention alive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Probably not for very long...

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield You really are a stupid mother fucker if you believe that shit propaganda put out by Hillary's PUMAs who all voted for McCain instead of "the Black guy"..... https://www.vox.com/mischiefs-of-faction/2016/7/28/12302406/bernie-or-busters-nothing-like-pumas https://news.gallup.com/poll/105691/mccain-vs-obama-28-clinton-backers-mccain.aspx

What a Mom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Me: I had a collision while riding my bike and was thrown 20 feet knocking myself unconscious against the curb... Not only do I have a big gash in my head I seem to be bleeding from my ears.... Mother: That's nice is the curb ok?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@MerlinZap All the stupid shit I did as a kid it is surprising I am still alive...

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield More bad strategy won't tht just be wonderful helping the GQP make a bigger mess that if it isn't cleaned up soon we will end up living in a theocracy....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@ChestRockfield You sound like a fan of the Clintons..... If you are so fucking smart how come you keep losing to morons like Donny Dumbass?.... Do us a favor and stop selling out to the far right and support your constituents instead of the billionaire donors for a change and win elections. https://youtu.be/bIpKfw17-yY

What a Mom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Me: I had a collision while riding my bike and was thrown 20 feet knocking myself unconscious against the curb... Not only do I have a big gash in my head I seem to be bleeding from my ears.... Mother: That's nice is the curb ok?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@St-Sinner Actually everything except the bleeding from the ears and scalp did happen but the curb was fine and I never did tell her.

I guess the old adage is true....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Or in a bucket...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@phxbillcee It's on my bucket list.....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@ChestRockfield Ever heard the old expression "excuses are like assholes?... Everybody has one and they all stink." Well that is supposed to be one of the most blue leaning districts in the country....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@ChestRockfield My guess is you refuse to pay attention..... Either that or you are just plain stupid... https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2022/07/01/biden-may-soon-nominate-an-anti-abortion-federal-judge---to-appease-mitch-mcconnell/?sh=dd0f24930a84 https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/nancy-pelosi-henry-ceuller-support-1352290/ https://www.businessinsider.com/pelosi-clyburn-campaigning-for-anti-abortion-democrat-henry-cuellar-texas-2022-5 https://sports.yahoo.com/super-pac-supporting-anti-abortion-185031365.html?guccounter=1=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8=AQAAAMwflrEKXMOuHsQbMm1qNz1buSNdTWoLmk7RwIAjWOKIU3HAwwz3TAKUwRYURW6HoTT0ysmVzNPJOmDEzVWtA1ztfn6GTTlqc1qfAFPKj4q9OQ7W1L27ATSK6ZZAKGPvDMSOsq6VDskvrDdER-BCFnzY6uN_gYDSXZKsKO2hzPDH https://www.texastribune.org/2022/05/04/jim-clyburn-henry-cuellar-democrats-abortion-election/

Happy Monday!!!! Trying to make some of you laugh, this has been a sad day!

St-Sinner comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Lol... Grading please, how is the girth and creativity?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

Shorter than a tooth pick and narrower than a drinking straw.... I give it -6...

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@ChestRockfield their pet flying monkey Joke Biden just made a deal with McConnell to appoint another conservative anti-abortion judge..... Clinton and Pelosi have both been endorsing anti-abortion candidates one of whom is under investigation g=by the DOJ for corruption. Clearly anyone who supports the Liberal Right-wing is no more an American than a member of the GQP.....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@ChestRockfield Not ones like Clinton or Pelosi....

Talk about a communications failure.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Is that what they call a girl who can give magical head?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@MaryChristmas Looks more like she sucked the big head out through the little one...

Coz a lot of planning is required.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Need to know who is bringing the dip, the lube...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

You forgot the chips and whips....

I found this to be strange. You?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 4, 2022:

She's just practicing for when she hooks up with you, @St-Sinner...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

She needs a shorter straw....

You know how old the art of tattoo is?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Later the same day the art of cussing was invented....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 3, 2022:

@Betty But still inspiration requires time to become art...

You know how old the art of tattoo is?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Later the same day the art of cussing was invented....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 3, 2022:

@Betty It takes time to create any new art form though....

Mongoose in Texas are aggressive

Betty comments on Jul 3, 2022:

And without opposable thumbs. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 3, 2022:

Didn't you know?..... Texas is filled with mutants this just happens to be one of the less dangerous ones...

Mongoose in Texas are aggressive

Garban comments on Jul 3, 2022:

He’s actually a very nice squirrel, helping his snake friend with his overbite.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 3, 2022:

Nah he is just using his Texas toothpick to help his friend get something out from between his teeth....

Mongoose in Texas are aggressive

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Don't fuck with the squirrels in Texas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 3, 2022:

Imagine a guy from India who can't tell the difference between a squirrel and a mongoose....

I sure as hell would never take a bullet for him....

dalefvictor comments on Jul 2, 2022:

What would have happened if the Secret Service allowed him to get to the Capital and he was shot and killed?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 2, 2022:

I would have given them medals....

He sings well

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2022:

And his new number one hit single "Squealing the night away..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 2, 2022:

@St-Sinner Hello it's me was Jim Coochy....

Just had an epiphany...

anglophone comments on Jul 1, 2022:

When somebody angers me, I am tempted to give him or her a good poke in the eye. The best way to get rid of temptation is to give into it. Think about that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 2, 2022:

@Betty Thank you....

(Thanks to @Druvius .

anglophone comments on Jul 1, 2022:

I wish the whole of the Rethuglican Party was locked into a prison ship which was scuttled in the middle of the Atlantic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 1, 2022:

Why would anyone want to pollute the ocean by putting that much toxic trash in it?....

Just had an epiphany...

anglophone comments on Jul 1, 2022:

When somebody angers me, I am tempted to give him or her a good poke in the eye. The best way to get rid of temptation is to give into it. Think about that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Betty After tossing that body into a 55 gallon steel drum with 100 pounds of thermite?... I kind of doubt it.

Mrs. Betty Bowers [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Video was removed...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Dhiltong Maybe you made an error in the hyper text transfer protocol link....

Just had an epiphany...

anglophone comments on Jul 1, 2022:

When somebody angers me, I am tempted to give him or her a good poke in the eye. The best way to get rid of temptation is to give into it. Think about that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Betty Far simpler to just hide the bodies....

For or against the vaccine ? P.S - I'm for it myself.

Corvislover comments on Dec 25, 2021:

Vaccinated against many germs. Waiting for the vaccine against stupid people

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Corvislover You just lived to tell about having COVID because you were vaccinated dumbass.... It is morons like you who are too stupid to understand science who are whacked... FYI since you are too stupid to understand English I can see that you are poorly educated so good luck surviving....

So much progress to reverse, so little time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Thanks corporate Democrats for making promises you never intended to keep.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@JackPedigo Maybe if they weren't so fucking busy sucking up to the same wealthy donors the Republicans have and followed through on the promises they keep making they would stop losing to the GQP and we wouldn't be having these problems.... Blaming the Raygun-crats like Pelosi and the Clintons makes a lot of sense what doesn't make any sense is that you refuse to see it.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIpKfw17-yY=youtu.be

For or against the vaccine ? P.S - I'm for it myself.

Corvislover comments on Dec 25, 2021:

Vaccinated against many germs. Waiting for the vaccine against stupid people

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 1, 2022:

It's called COVID....

Well so much for being a "Superpower.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Even before all of those assets were lost, who the fuck paid for them? I'd love to see how the government gets its money. I need to look into that, I need a hobby.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@zeuser Well the main exports of the Ukraine as well as the Russian Federation are in both cases... 1) oil/natural gas 2) steel 3) wheat 4) weapons sales (Thanks to the Ukraine he doesn't have much to sell any more...) Right now Putin has lost 100% of his ability to export both wheat and steel... (the steel is going to trying to manufacture military equipment to replace his losses in the war but he can't get the parts that will make them run. (chips, wiring harnesses etc...) while the wheat is going to feed not just his army in the field but to feed the civilian population because he can't import food like before..) and the problems he is having with oil and natural gas I already explained....

Well so much for being a "Superpower.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Even before all of those assets were lost, who the fuck paid for them? I'd love to see how the government gets its money. I need to look into that, I need a hobby.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

Much of that money comes from his ex-buddies in the plutocracy who are leaving the country to avoid the next purge. Most of it comes from oil and that is getting to be a real problem for him because it is getting harder to sell and even discounting his prices isn't working.... Sorry for blowing that hobby for you....

Well so much for being a "Superpower.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 30, 2022:

What is sad is every government keeps it's people brainwashed with false pride to think theirs is the greatest country in the world. No matter how rotten the country is today, ask people inside it.... and they will not stop telling how magnificent it was, how glorious it's history was and how great ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@St-Sinner As well as being factual and offending the entire far right wing of this country as well as the corporate Raygun-Crats.... An admirable feat I do my best to emulate on a daily basis and thankfully do manage to succeed at on a regular basis....

Well so much for being a "Superpower.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 30, 2022:

What is sad is every government keeps it's people brainwashed with false pride to think theirs is the greatest country in the world. No matter how rotten the country is today, ask people inside it.... and they will not stop telling how magnificent it was, how glorious it's history was and how great ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

And thanks to the GQP we have the same disease in the US.... https://youtu.be/bIpKfw17-yY

Trump still has a lot of skeletons in the closet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2022:

I hear his mom is still looking for an abortion...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@St-Sinner Trump.....

Food for thought...

Garban comments on Jun 30, 2022:

And slept at the hotel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

Otis had a jail cell he slept in that they never locked the door of....

I'm very late today! Hope you all had a good Wednesday!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Give 'em hell, Michelle!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Like Twiggy way back then.... When she starred in the movie "Club Paradise" with Robin Williams I couldn't believe that was her she looked fantastic....

Now this works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

I have only been in this house for a little over 5 years now and not only have the Jehovah's Witlesses black listed me the Morons, Baptists and three other churches in the neighborhood....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@phxbillcee It does keep them from bothering me and even at the bus stops where some of these nutter tend to hang out these days looking for victims they seem to wander off without talking to me.

Congratulations ....

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

She's got 6 justices stuck up there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Diogenes Sounds something like what I told a scammer from India today.... He called with the "Discover card will lower your interest rate" scam today (Discover doesn't call people I know because I already have the card...). So I told him I fucked his mom in the ass and she shit him out..... I don't think he likes me much...

I'm always trying to be helpful.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

I've always wondered about that song. It seems to be implying that if you date one you must date them all. I mean, I'm getting older, but if that's what's expected...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@phxbillcee https://youtu.be/_dGh7p1tZmk

Right play, wrong actors

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Lucky hubby.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Garban If the wife joins in you have a reverse gangbang.....

Right play, wrong actors

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Lucky hubby.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Garban Does Rosie bring her 5 sisters to the party?...

Right play, wrong actors

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Lucky hubby.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Garban Counting the mistress?....

Congratulations ....

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

She's got 6 justices stuck up there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

And a few million Republicans... Stupid ones too from this article. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/6/29/2107129/-NC-Republican-Congressman-Greg-Murphy-Abortion-isn-t-needed-because-rape-doesn-t-exist?utm_campaign=recent

A PhD from the 'University of Experience'

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2022:

I wonder why he looks like an overused punching bag?.... Oh wait never mind....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@St-Sinner Well my bet is that him being stupid enough to wear shirts like that make him the cunt and keeps him out of the gene pool....

Unlike snap and crackle, pop can be fatal.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 28, 2022:

🤣🤣😈🤣🤣 I always buy a hatchback just for the bodies I need to get rid of.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 28, 2022:

Grinders work well too....

Tuesday Morning Memes! Have a good day!

St-Sinner comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Very good but what happened to Titty Tuesdays?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 28, 2022:

.............

An oldie but worth another look.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2022:

And people wonder why there are so many divorces when kids learn shit like this from their parents....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 27, 2022:

@zeuser Outlaw religion?.... That would be a good start.

Wish I could

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Only dumb people pay that kind of money for tap water in a bottle....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 26, 2022:

@dalefvictor Just think of their frustration when they try to arrest you for any alcohol related driving offense..... Not to mention the hush money to keep it out of the news that the cops there are incompetent...

Wish I could

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Only dumb people pay that kind of money for tap water in a bottle....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@dalefvictor You pay more per gallon for water than gasoline and these days that is saying a lot. I have some old Gatorade bottles that I wash out and refill so I don't make the fraudsters more wealthy.

Texas announces secession....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 25, 2022:

That's old news - LOL!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Some places are safer than others is all and here in California we are fortunate that many of the crazies are moving to states like Texas and Alabama so they can hopefully die of COVID...

Texas announces secession....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 25, 2022:

That's old news - LOL!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Problem with Virginia is you might be moving from the frying pan into the fire. https://wset.com/news/local/virginia-abortion-legislation-governor-glenn-youngkin-seeking-bill-tighten-laws-abortions-scotus-roe-v-wade-june-24-2022

Texas announces secession....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 25, 2022:

That's old news - LOL!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

Funny thing about Texas Republicans is they can't commit suicide by shooting themselves in the head.... Well that seems to go for all Republicans these days.

A good cheap alternative but not really Kosher, quite a dilemma for some I imagine! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Spam, it's like ham only cheaper and nasty tasting....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@HankSherman I accept the compliment gladly because with Spam it is difficult to find any way to degrade their mystery meat product....

Well that crosses off one country for my next vacation....

joeandbarb comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Sign soon to be in Texas. now that they have abortion crossed off the list they will be going after any non missionary sexual position( and that will include anything for gays as well)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

Meanwhile the GQP is buttfucking everyone who lives there....

Mrs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2022:

I would love to play this during a congressional session....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@phxbillcee Not unlike all the comments from Christians on you tube....

Up coming reality show!!!

dalefvictor comments on Jun 24, 2022:

No, never, it would break my TV. if they were all on there at once. Besides daddy has a date with bars.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@Ray13 Print this out and mail it to him anonymously....

It will make some laugh while some people sad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Too skinny for my ex-wife after we got married she gained at least 70 pounds....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@joeandbarb By the time the divorce was finalized I lost almost 280 pounds of ugly fat...

This made me think of @azzow2

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Death by a thousand peckers.... What a fowl way to go.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@glennlab I have always been a big fan of Spider Robinson....

I love haiku!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

#1 was always me.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@zeuser My problem was I was always way over-qualified for the jobs I had and with un-diagnosed PTSD .... well lets just say relating to people can at times be difficult.

I love haiku!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

#1 was always me.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 23, 2022:

@zeuser If a boss gave me crap I just packed up and found a new one.... One time a company hired someone off the street for a job they promised me so I punched out and told the manager to fuck himself... When I came back to pick up the final check they owed me I had just cashed the first check from my new job and pulled out the money to slip the check into the roll of bills and his smug look turned to one of shock. When I told him I had just gotten paid for the first week he choked out that I was carrying more than he made in a month. I just told him it was because he was being over paid and walked out.

Not sure if that's the right answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Actually this mentality is common these days.... They just hit the on button and can't figure out why it doesn't work.... usually they either haven't plugged it in or have it hooked up to a router they moved across the room and didn't connect back to the Internet...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2022:

@St-Sinner "They often complain about the mouse does weird shit, Windows behave strange, the browser is acting weird or the computer just does not work." Tell them very loudly to stop watching porn on the company computer..... I bet they never come back to ask you for help....

Rush Limbaugh made a career out of bashing Bill Clinton from day 1, so their side should receive at ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Actually they went after him for lying to congress.... Something else to investigate them for...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2022:

@St-Sinner Cancer couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.....

And you though big oil didn't care!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2022:

They are fucking people and not even bothering to send flowers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2022:

@Diogenes You could always buy a Nissan Leaf for about the cost of gasoline these days....

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@AtheistInNC I think he is grouchy because even here everyone laughs at him and I figure that home for him is no different. When I interact with people I can tell a joke that makes them laugh but I assume in his case they just find him un-amusing and pathetic when he states his foolish opinions.

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@FrayedBear You mean for observing that pretty much every single thing you have posted in this thread is ignorant, biased, bigoted, and wrong?....

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@FrayedBear

This would be one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2022:

Why buy gas when you can get an electric car instead?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@St-Sinner Electric cars are actually not that expensive and will get cheaper as competition grows. Keep in mind if you get 26 miles to the gallon on the highway that driving 2,000 miles a month will give you a fuel bill for the year of about $6,000.00 this year at today's prices (varying by state and the market in that state of course). This actually makes an electric car more affordable than a gasoline powered car if you look at the fact that the less expensive models cost between 35 and 50K. The problem is people are basically morons who have mathematical abilities that taper off at counting over 10 without having to remove their shoes and socks....

I am trying to fit in, no pun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2022:

I had to go to a couple of those places for work when I was younger.... Believe me when I say the members were nothing to look at... Unless you were really into train wrecks....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@St-Sinner No many of them are just messed up people looking for attention most of whom you would need a severe case of beer googles to find attractive....

His style is different

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2022:

I am betting he reads as well as my sister..... She failed the GED three times after dropping out of high school. So many times over the decades I am reminded how thankful I am I was adopted....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2022:

@St-Sinner She was born that way from what I can tell....

And you though big oil didn't care!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 20, 2022:

They are fucking people and not even bothering to send flowers....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 20, 2022:

@glennlab Which is why I like my ebike....

All hail the peace pipe! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2022:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 20, 2022:

@joeandbarb Yeah maybe but I bet it costs less than the stuff with 15% THC that costs nearly as much but takes more to get you off.

Joe's new bike

St-Sinner comments on Jun 18, 2022:

Conservative groups on social media are full of this. Great grandpa Joe is going to lose big time in 2022 and very likely in 2024.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2022:

By then most likely most of their voters will be dead from COVID and Monkey pox...

Searching for the free reverse phone number lookup websites.

Shaggy2018 comments on Jun 18, 2022:

I think reverse phone number lookup itself is a scam!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2022:

95% of the time they are come-ons for people search or some other scam site.

Friday's groaner...

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2022:

That's his trick knee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2022:

They better not eat him then or they could get "trick knee osis..."

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Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

So, if GeeZeus hadn't died, wouldn't that mean no Xtions? Wasn't his death needed? She is such a stupid shit. Maybe her misunderstanding of xionanity is her desire to be Mary Madeline, seems she may have been a paid escort..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2022:

@zeuser Well she has been seen a lot in the company of Matt Geatz but I seriously think she is a bit older than his usual paid dates....

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Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

So, if GeeZeus hadn't died, wouldn't that mean no Xtions? Wasn't his death needed? She is such a stupid shit. Maybe her misunderstanding of xionanity is her desire to be Mary Madeline, seems she may have been a paid escort..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Or her husband...

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Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

So, if GeeZeus hadn't died, wouldn't that mean no Xtions? Wasn't his death needed? She is such a stupid shit. Maybe her misunderstanding of xionanity is her desire to be Mary Madeline, seems she may have been a paid escort..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2022:

Yeah but who would pay her?...

How should you fight if you must?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Like my Dad told me, "You may make a meal out of my ass but, I'll surely make a sandwich out of yours!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

Like I told my step sons.... even when I am in a wheelchair if you come at me I will get up and beat your ass with my cane....

Imagine being so worked up over a pride parade you feel compelled to get in a UHaul with a bunch of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Not to mention ending up in a bondage situation at the end of the ride....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab I am betting they are being held in separate cells out of contact with each other and receiving visits from FBI agents offering them deals to rat out everyone else involved... This along with the warning that if thy aren't the first the deal is off the table.

Imagine being so worked up over a pride parade you feel compelled to get in a UHaul with a bunch of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Not to mention ending up in a bondage situation at the end of the ride....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab Actually it could be prosecuted as domestic terrorism which would be a felony not to mention the conspiracy charges... I heard the DOJ was involved in stopping them so they might be holding that over their heads to catch the leaders.

Just saying it might happen to you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Don't I wish....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab One way to lose some weight...

Imagine being so worked up over a pride parade you feel compelled to get in a UHaul with a bunch of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Not to mention ending up in a bondage situation at the end of the ride....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2022:

@glennlab About the only sex those guys are going to see for a very long time is butt sex....

I am not going back there...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2022:

For the one on the left they should have had a Catholic Priest.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

@St-Sinner Are you saying that is a women's room?....

I don't know what I would order in a restaurant in China.

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

I had just recently heard that the oldest pyramids on earth have been found in Russia, logic would say that the bible's first lie should have been about borscht.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

The bible is full of borscht-it haven't you noticed?......

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

@p-nullifidian Rather than picking up a lamp and beating you over the head.....

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

@p-nullifidian Maybe it takes you an hour to kill someone but any half competent killer would finish the job in seconds....

I think it is clear but only to some....

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2022:

There must be a lot of double parking in that lot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2022:

https://youtu.be/234QcicJZ6c

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 14, 2022:

@St-Sinner Well if his wife saw the message without context to go by she must trust him at least a bit or she probably would have killed him outright which surprises me....

He is gonna be a deadbeat dad

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Surprised he lived long enough to respond.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 14, 2022:

@St-Sinner So you realize that his wife didn't realize that?