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Bashing religion is ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

I'm restricted from Facebook because I used this on a comment 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar I had three accounts at once going for a long time and usually 2 of those would be in Assbook jail for some stupid shit while I worked at getting the third put in with the other two...When all three were in I could take a break.

How long did it take you to reach level 4?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Less than a week...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Because you already had a following.... I joined in March of 2019 and slowed the pace after reaching level 8 but I am at level 9.2 now and before the end of the year even with the construction projects and other things I do should reach level 9.3 which is 440,000 points

Bashing religion is ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

I'm restricted from Facebook because I used this on a comment 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Fuckerberg and his entire family are in my opinion nothing more than criminal scammers.

How long did it take you to reach level 4?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Less than a week...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Yeah I made it to level 8 in less than 2 years remember?....

Bashing religion is ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

I'm restricted from Facebook because I used this on a comment 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Fuckerberg doesn't delete your accounts you have to remove all information on them in order to disappear from the site. The one I closed was given by him to his fucking cunt of a cryptocurrency scamming sister who turned it into a pro-Trump account until I recovered it and deleted everything on it then posted a notice what had happened.... Later on when Assbook noticed they finally deleted it...

Bashing religion is ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

I'm restricted from Facebook because I used this on a comment 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

I used to have 5 accounts one of them I closed and two were banned the other two are inactive and for the foreseeable future will remain so.

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@Castlepaloma You say you live in Belize right now.... I hear the average IQ there is in the low 60s' but I be it you moved that would soar into the 70s'....

That’s exactly what I see

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Yesterday I took my mom to Whataburger and while we were in the drive thru line, I saw about five car's driving in a line with the stupid trump flags! I can't believe it here in El Paso! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar I hated being stationed in that area it was like being stationed on an island inhabited mostly by cannibals... And yes I spelled it that way on purpose...

That’s exactly what I see

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Yesterday I took my mom to Whataburger and while we were in the drive thru line, I saw about five car's driving in a line with the stupid trump flags! I can't believe it here in El Paso! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Yeah Northern Vagina has that klan thing going on like a lot of the Southern states do...

That’s exactly what I see

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Yesterday I took my mom to Whataburger and while we were in the drive thru line, I saw about five car's driving in a line with the stupid trump flags! I can't believe it here in El Paso! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2024:

yeah we have them here in California too but you only see one once in a great while...

Must recover to avoid too many strokes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Sounds more like the hand fell off...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2024:

@Betty My hand is still attached but thanks for asking...

The party of so called family values, right

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2024:

I wish one of their commandments had been "thou shalt not breed..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar I see no reason why they can't still be aborted... For the common good of all humankind of course.

Some governments are so nice

ParryHotter comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Is that Bush next to the sign?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2024:

No that bush is way too smart...

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@Betty Nothing more fun than pissing off the stupid people...

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@glennlab Seems I started some real shit with my comment doesn't it?...

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@Betty The kitchens at his country clubs have never been up to code anyway and serve shit food as I hear it...

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@glennlab pop em in the oven at 375 for 45 minutes....

Don't feed them!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2024:

For the last one, getting involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

Been telling people since I was a kid in a battle of wits you best come armed...

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@Betty Trump's golden chicken nuggets....

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@zeuser I am surprised he isn't selling his turds like he peddles his bullshit...

Don't feed them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2024:

Better than having to wear a diaper like Trump does...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@zeuser So if Trump is being worshiped as the second coming by his followers does that make him a holy shitter?....

Now I doubt my brain

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Well we all know China and Russia are lying on this one.... In China they rioted for "the right to cheat" and Russians have to be the stupidest motherfuckers on the face of the planet which according to the list at the bottom would be somewhere in the low 40s... kind of makes Indians look like ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@St-Sinner China is even harder for the average person those are the ones who immigrate when possible and don't go back. The ones from the privileged class only leave to run scams here and then return to live off of the loot from their criminal schemes.

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2024:

@puff https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/765544/always-remember?aid=3007120 I, (state name of enlistee), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. Some officers (Christian zealots of course) try to bring their religion into it but that has been deemed unconstitutional.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL8yC9--CiU=MarineCorpsRecruiting

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@Castlepaloma I wouldn't say "it solves nothing..." Ask the Carthaginians because it "solved" them rather thoroughly....

Score one for the paper-pushing Luddites!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

If more weddings were like that there would be far fewer divorces...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@zeuser Mostly take from my experience...

Score one for the paper-pushing Luddites!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

If more weddings were like that there would be far fewer divorces...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@zeuser I am sure it would end badly....

Truth in advertising...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Got an address on that place?.... Oops never-mind I found it... up inland of Oakland CA. https://www.yelp.com/biz/elliotts-bar-danville

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff "BS. It denotes an entitled woman who believes everyone need abide by their demands. And that her being offended is important to everyone else." Yep just like these two Republicans.... https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2020-53891184

Truth in advertising...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Got an address on that place?.... Oops never-mind I found it... up inland of Oakland CA. https://www.yelp.com/biz/elliotts-bar-danville

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff Progressives are the ones joining the people fighting Karens you idiot.... But Russians don't understand that do they?...

Truth in advertising...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Got an address on that place?.... Oops never-mind I found it... up inland of Oakland CA. https://www.yelp.com/biz/elliotts-bar-danville

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff I.E. a conservative bimbo with delusions of grandeur...

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff Only Russians openly display their looting and brag about it while illegally attacking civilian populations like the IDF that you complain about... Pure hypocrisy on your part to hate on one and openly support the other...

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff No asshole that is the Russian infantryman's code of conduct and Crimea was NOT a civil war that is Russian disinformation... Smedly Butler pretty much ended racketeering in government using the military for corporate gain... At least in our country. Now the International community has laws against genocide and looting as well as the use of chemical weapons which only countries like Russia ignores... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74wrX8rKtzw=FORGOTTENHISTORY

I felt challenged

Betty comments on Aug 30, 2024:

What will happen if I do?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@St-Sinner Then how did he manage to make it or know what it says?.... He would be reporting himself at the same time.

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff FYI this happened Tuesday the day after the F-16 was shot down which makes your OP very inaccurate indeed doesn't it?....

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@273kelvin He also died of Pneumonia which was common in that age. It was 8 days after he was wounded requiring the amputation of his arm. He was also never particularly healthy to begin with... Though I grant that it appear someone of his soldiers did attempt to frag him as he was careless of his men's lives as he was careless of his own.

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@273kelvin "Wow back in the 80s weapons were that smart?" no they most certainly were not that smart just like puff is not that smart... As far as I know even SM-6 block 1a missiles do NOT have IFF capability at this time that is a function of the control system which targets the threats. This is controlled by a fallible human...

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@273kelvin Robert E Lee died of Pneumonia which he had contracted shortly after having a stroke. The weather was extremely bad during the time of his death due to extremely heavy rains.... Study your history before claiming nonsense please.

Truth in advertising...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Got an address on that place?.... Oops never-mind I found it... up inland of Oakland CA. https://www.yelp.com/biz/elliotts-bar-danville

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff Danville is a conservative area of CA you idiot also it is conservatives that wish to ban everything that offends them NOT the other way around... Also the term "Karen" denotes a conservative putz of a woman who is offended by everything which usually includes her face in the mirror...

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@PaddyO, @Castlepaloma China is stupid they depend on the West for their economic health... and you are stupid for believing the nonsense you spew. It is NOT about an "economic war" it is a war of expansion of their influence because they wish to control more of the world population and economically influence their neighbors to eliminate economic competition that has been slowing their own economy.

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@PaddyO Try convincing people like Putin of that...

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff Ignorant of everything having to do with military technology and warfare in general is more like it...

Truth in advertising...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Got an address on that place?.... Oops never-mind I found it... up inland of Oakland CA. https://www.yelp.com/biz/elliotts-bar-danville

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff ^^^Proving once again that conservatives are not only the lowest form of life on this planet but also the stupidest....

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

@puff Your post tells me that not only are cracks forming between your ears but that you are woefully ignorant...

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

This is what they destroyed from that barrage...

Here's a telegram post from Ukranian MP Mariana Bezuglaya.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2024:

Problem was the number of missiles fired by the Russian terrorists you love so much. They have been firing as many as 203 missiles in a single day and 100 Shiad drones in the same 24 hour period. Sometimes in the confusion you track the wrong target but "Moonfish" took out 3 cruise missiles and a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2024:

This is what Ukraine faced that day....

I'm shooting for that sweet spot between limburger and taleggio.

michelle666gar comments on Aug 29, 2024:

I wouldn't answer either, I always have my phone on do not disturb! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2024:

@michelle666gar I bet your mom would enjoy it too....

Climate Change Conscious

ParryHotter comments on Aug 29, 2024:

Mm....no big logs, if they are Hindus it'll be for making rafts!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2024:

End of life rafts maybe....

I'm shooting for that sweet spot between limburger and taleggio.

michelle666gar comments on Aug 29, 2024:

I wouldn't answer either, I always have my phone on do not disturb! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2024:

@michelle666gar I love to answer my phone it constantly gives me the opportunity to offend some asshole trying to buy, sell, or scam me out of something...

Climate Change Conscious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2024:

Crematorium supply store in India....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2024:

@St-Sinner Nothing like making an ass of yourself your entire life and at the end making an ash of yourself...

Got a good laugh when I saw this and had to share.

ParryHotter comments on Aug 27, 2024:

Dear me, a sicko or what?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2024:

@ParryHotter In the state of Oregon it is now legal to compost human remains but since he behaves like a subhuman pile of shit there is some doubt he would qualify...

neighbours

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2024:

Sadly this is the way Israeli conservatives are...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@Moravian Exactly and many of those Zionists are also conservative Christians who want the "end times" so their Jebus can return...

Got a good laugh when I saw this and had to share.

annewimsey500 comments on Aug 28, 2024:

Yeah, me too sweetie...my first husband was a loon.......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

Taught you not to flock around with the Loons I bet....

Got a good laugh when I saw this and had to share.

ParryHotter comments on Aug 27, 2024:

Dear me, a sicko or what?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@annewimsey500 Exactly and the heat from composting when done properly sterilizes the product making it safe for gardening. Though for safety you are best off heating the end product to insure you got rid of all the bacteria. Also another unmentioned byproduct of the process it that when you add plant matter you can also produce methanol using the heat of the process to distill it as you go...

neighbours

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2024:

Sadly this is the way Israeli conservatives are...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@Moravian Those are Israelis not Zionists there is a difference.... Many Zionists don't even live in Israel and have never even been there.

Can someone explain?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2024:

Lap dance seat?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@Betty No but I like the idea of the built in snack bar...

That wasn't the answer I was expecting

michelle666gar comments on Aug 28, 2024:

What no kiss and no flowers first??? 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

He probably would have preferred candy...

Republican White House Lawyers Endorse Harris [youtube.com]

Jolanta comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Wow, he must be so upset.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@puff It is more a game of strategy and specialists mixed with speed and power. Think of it as a battle game.

Republican White House Lawyers Endorse Harris [youtube.com]

Jolanta comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Wow, he must be so upset.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@puff This guy was doing more than 22 MPH during games...

Republican White House Lawyers Endorse Harris [youtube.com]

Jolanta comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Wow, he must be so upset.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@puff 20 MPH is what I said and meant... It is very fast for a human...

Republican White House Lawyers Endorse Harris [youtube.com]

Jolanta comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Wow, he must be so upset.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2024:

@puff keep in mind the difference between speed running and long distance running on top of wearing far more protective gear.... When you are talking about guys wearing that extra weight sprinting at up to 20 MPH vs guys wearing light weight clothing running at maybe 12 to 15 MPH that is a huge difference. Tell you what come on out and I am sure we an dig you up some protective gear from some high school or children's league and let you play against a high school team..... I bet you don't last more than 5 minutes.

Republican White House Lawyers Endorse Harris [youtube.com]

Jolanta comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Wow, he must be so upset.