Don't believe the hype!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:

We'll see...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:

@phxbillcee By any chance were you bartender as well?

''I'm offended''

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:

So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:

@phxbillcee Funny isn't it?... The more conservative they are the bigger the snowflake and the faster they melt the fuck down..... @Austin-Cambridge and @Mary_Christmas ...

Don't believe the hype!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:

We'll see...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:

@phxbillcee Your parents were either cheap bastards or just loved using slave labor.... The first remote controlled TV hit the market in 1950... https://www.timetoast.com/timelines/the-remote-control-acd2c245-e27f-47a0-8946-8a64bdf61dc6

Nothing to see here just another Republican fundraiser....

dalefvictor comments on Jul 27, 2022:

I read on this site that someone had the idea that the US was going to have a civil war and split because of the decisions of the Supremes. Been thinking about this and if the US were to split then there would be at least two segments that would effect me personally. California, Oregon and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2022:

@dalefvictor The reason I think this is because the states I mention all depend on California for their own economic heath, Mexico has long ties with California and I think Canada would be able to see the benefit of being a part of a strong economic group. Also if Canada joined other states in the North East would be likely to join in eventually as well. This would be similar to the EU so think of it as a North American Union. With the economic and natural resources of those states and countries combined you could see how many benefits there would be to such a union. The Red States as bad off as they are would likely become something like the old Mad Max movies.

Nothing to see here just another Republican fundraiser....

dalefvictor comments on Jul 27, 2022:

I read on this site that someone had the idea that the US was going to have a civil war and split because of the decisions of the Supremes. Been thinking about this and if the US were to split then there would be at least two segments that would effect me personally. California, Oregon and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2022:

Actually I figure Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Hawaii and Colorado would add themselves to the West coast. We might also add Canada and Mexico if things go how I expect making us once again the largest economy in the world. California is NOT the 8th largest it is the 5th largest....

Mercury retrograde.

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2022:

What does retrograde actually mean BTW?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:

@Gnarloc Actually it means that humans of that time period didn't have the equipment to make proper observations of the planets. People who still believe in the crap that people misinterpreted thousands of years ago are just stupid and gullible....

New math.....

Gnarloc comments on Jul 25, 2022:

The sad part is he left the economy in ruin... but Thumpers can't see it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:

@Gnarloc Pathetic is more appropriate....

Mercury retrograde.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2022:

Why does anyone believe that crap to begin with?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:

@MerlinZap In my personal opinion books on either subject could be put to better use wiping your ass...

Mercury retrograde.

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2022:

What does retrograde actually mean BTW?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:

A retrograde planet obits (retrograde orbit) in reverse of other planets or spins in the opposite direction (retrograde spin) of the other planets in the system.... Neither of which is really a danger except to the planet itself and even then only under certain conditions as I understand it... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_retrograde_motion

New math.....

Gnarloc comments on Jul 25, 2022:

The sad part is he left the economy in ruin... but Thumpers can't see it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:

They just blame it on everyone else....

What say you?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Rude, crude & socially undesirable - (BTW, which would you give up, bro?)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:

I am betting his ass....

This has totally put me off shopping forever! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:

One of many reasons I don't shop at Walmart....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:

@AnneWimsey I live in Southern California.... People who do stuff like this tend to shop at Walmart here....

Power of non-religious beliefs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Funny they do that to me when I start sharing the facts about their religious beliefs....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:

@Diogenes I started reading before age six and had read the bible before i was nine (KJV). I had figured out before I was halfway through the OT that it was hate filled garbage that should under no circumstances be tolerated and told my parents I didn't believe that crap. I have never and will never condone any religion we see in the world today or from the past as it all damages society and my personal opinion is that it should be abolished.

Power of non-religious beliefs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Funny they do that to me when I start sharing the facts about their religious beliefs....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:

@Diogenes I just love shitting in their personal plate of spastic fucknuttery when they spew their nonsense at me.... When I was about 12 to 14 my family had gone to Salt Lake City and my father foolishly signed their guestbook letting them know he was related to the Vetterly family.... For two long years we were getting two or three visits a week from foolish kids trying to convert us all into their cult. My parents tried playing that were weren't home (like that ever worked with the morons) until I got tired of the games and answered the door looking them straight in the eyes told them "If you are affiliated with any religious organization please go to hell" After a month of them no longer showing up my parents finally admitted they were not going to contact us anymore and stopped bitching at me. They could have at least thanked me....

This has totally put me off shopping forever! :-D

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 24, 2022:

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 https://youtu.be/YXG75IzUQ9A

This has totally put me off shopping forever! :-D

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 24, 2022:

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:

Probably where she keeps her money.... Another good reason to shop with your debit card....

Power of non-religious beliefs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Funny they do that to me when I start sharing the facts about their religious beliefs....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:

@Diogenes But I have fun watching them turn all purple and shit..... I have even had a few cuss at me before leaving.

Power of non-religious beliefs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

I love to stand there & explain to them just why I am an atheist...they tend not to return...;-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:

Giving them a history lesson about the reality behind their silly cults can get you blackballed for life.... Hey I never ASKED them to show up so it isn't like I will be brokenhearted that they never come back right?...

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Number 4 was me in school...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

@Garban Raise mine in the basement these days.... Like all kids should be I keep em in the dark and feed em bullshit.

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2022:

It looks like it boob sweat season where the stores won't accept bra or sock money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

Or even worse panty bank funds....

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Number 4 was me in school...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

@Garban Does anyone actually live in Florida?... I thought they just existed. I have only gotten worse as the decades pass.... Some people say I never grew up I just keep getting riper every year.

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Number 4 was me in school...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

@Garban 2 years after you were born "Florida Man..." How else do you think your mom got knocked up?...

It's been a while since I posted a Florida man one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Hard to beat Matt Geatz....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

@glennlab Yeah she said something about him being a "Minute Man..." because a girl was lucky if he lasted that long...

Children's book ?

St-Sinner comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Teenage pregnancies will rise.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

Especally in the Deep South where that is the reading level of most teenage Evangelical conservatives....

The results are in!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Yeah that was my ex-wife....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

@FrayedBear What does the title say?.... Can you read well enough to see that it can apply to either a man or a woman?.... I guess not...

The results are in!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Yeah that was my ex-wife....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:

@FrayedBear So what you are saying is you can't read English?....

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2022:

That's a mind fuck.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2022:

Sounds more like the other end to me....

Just say no.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Religion is a drug that is worse than heroin and meth combined.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2022:

@AnneWimsey Which is why I do my best to avoid them....

Another, you had one job

racocn8 comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Just move the house over 4 feet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@glennlab A Chinese engineer would turn the door upside down.... and hope you didn't notice.

Another, you had one job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Dyslexic contractor?... Easy fix just get out the forklift....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@p-nullifidian Easier for someone to break in and burglarize you....

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@silverotter11 Sure sometimes it makes it all the way down to 75 F

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@glennlab Nothing like a definite maybe for an answer.....

Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@glennlab Is that sweat or are you drowning?...

Another, you had one job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Dyslexic contractor?... Easy fix just get out the forklift....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@glennlab About a 5 ton long fork and 5 minutes work.... Unless you want a small porch.

In the news.

Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@Seriousreason This is part #31 of a series listing GQP child sexual abusers (convictions or proven cases only) Maybe you could provide a list of Democrats? There are a few but they are vastly outnumbered by Republicans.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/4/17/2092543/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-31

In the news.

Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@Seriousreason 45 Convicted Republican Pedophiles: 45 Convicted Republican Pedophiles: 1. Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. 2. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. 3. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. 4. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. 5. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. 6. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. 7. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. 8. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. 9. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. 10. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. 11. Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. 12. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. 13. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. 14. Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. 15. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. 16. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. 17. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman* was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. 18. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. 19. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. 20. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks* was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy...

In the news.

Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@Seriousreason Yes they do still have some Nazis in the Ukraine but if you look at Russia they are factually a government run by Nazis who are Fascists.... Pedos are generally right wing and the farther to the right the more likely they have records of rape and child rape no different than the churches that are far right... (Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, etc)... Trump himself admitted he was sexually harassing preteen girls in his beauty pageants which is why he was forced to sell them. He was also one of Jeffery Epstein's biggest clients and while Epstein may have been a big Democratic donor he only backed the Clinton wing whom are Reagan Democrats by policy. Did you know that it was Hillary Clinton and Newt Gingrich who co-wrote most of the "Bank Modernization Act" which repealed Glass Steagall?..... Of course you didn't because you don't listen to news you listen to propaganda like Fox or Newsmax... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass%E2%80%93Steagall_legislation

In the news.

Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

Couple things you got wrong.... Russians are corrupt Nazis and this war is proving it.... Also Pedophilia is a right-wing vice.... Oh and yes those horror stories are all true....

Give my regards to Broadway!

p-nullifidian comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Your landlord clearly thought that insect carcass removal was not part of his job as a painter. He must belong to the same school of thought as the Pennsylvania road striping crew who ignored the roadkill and just kept right on painting. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:

@joeandbarb Damned Possums wouldn't be a problem if they were that easy to get rid of.Smack them with a broom handle when they show up and the stinky little bastards are back the next night just more wary and harder to hit. I just got another one tonight so that accounts for the ones I know are showing up but within a week or two I will no doubt have three or four more show up. The real problem is the reproduction rate. Each female can produce up to 40 offspring a year 55% of which are females. Even at 50% females if you start with 5 breeding females with plenty of forage and no predators by the second year you have 210 possums, the year after 4410 possums and in the wild without predators they can live 5 to 8 years. Anyone who thinks they are good in an urban environment I will be happy to ship all the ones I catch to as long as they live more than 100 miles from me....I have $5,000.00 that says within 5 years they are going to change their mind no matter how fucking stupid they are. Sooner if one gets into their attic because in 6 months if your home hasn't burned down because they chewed your electrical wiring they will be close to making your home uninhabitable pissing and shitting up there.

Give my regards to Broadway!

racocn8 comments on Jul 20, 2022:

I used to do a lot of house painting. Not being fond of spiders, I had no qualms about adding them to the drying paint.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

How foolish.... Spiders eat the cockroaches and keep the numbers down until you get the tenets moved in.....

Give my regards to Broadway!

p-nullifidian comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Your landlord clearly thought that insect carcass removal was not part of his job as a painter. He must belong to the same school of thought as the Pennsylvania road striping crew who ignored the roadkill and just kept right on painting. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

That reminds me of a little song.... https://youtu.be/wt-o2xlffWo

Give my regards to Broadway!

p-nullifidian comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Your landlord clearly thought that insect carcass removal was not part of his job as a painter. He must belong to the same school of thought as the Pennsylvania road striping crew who ignored the roadkill and just kept right on painting. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@phxbillcee Ramen to that buddy.... I killed and dumped four of the bastards just last week. I found out the city was letting the bastards go a couple hundred yards down the road because "they are great for the ecology..." Fucking idiots they are fucking destructive and my yard was starting to smell of their piss and shit. I have plants that are sickly and broken up and partly eaten. When I figure how much this cost me I am thinking about sending them a bill.....

AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@BDair

Give my regards to Broadway!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:

This is actually more common than you might think... https://www.newsweek.com/tenants-nightmare-landlord-tales-painted-sockets-mold-1609146

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Whenever I did repairs for a landlord they were always done right and they were happy to pay me more because they didn't have to worry about what I did. In many cases I even saved them money doing repairs that other people claimed were impossible or way to expensive to consider at a reasonable price.

AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@BDair Must be why Donald the Dumbass was just at a political rally in AZ.... https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-pence-hold-dueling-campaign-events-friday-arizona/story?id=87009376

AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@BDair I am certain you are an idiot that can't figure out that the Babylon Bee is a Trumpanzee site because you are a cretin... Posting crap from a website that belittles anyone with a point of view to the left of Hitler, Putin, Donald the Dumbass or Mitch the Bitch McConnell makes you as pathetic as they are. https://www.thebulwark.com/what-happened-to-the-babylon-bee/

AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@BDair There you go again shitposting stupid pro-Nazi crap. You sound like the orange flying monkey fling his shit at those he disagrees with and linking stupid far right-wing garbage sites to your posts...

I was the customer tho

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Well if she complains just say "What? You never heard of a man slut?..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:

@joeandbarb Or you can start singng "Hi Hoe"....

What I want on my headstone...

ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:

During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX The shielding needs to be there anyway and the Protons are the reason why. It is simply a side effect of running the reaction the only problem is that you can't do anything with the gold because it is unstable giving off radiation. I would hardly be surprised if some of Russia's gold reserves didn't come from Chernobyl....

This guy needed a new selfie for his profile.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Should have left him to climb out on his own and taught him a lesson...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@Betty With all the damage stupid people are doing to this world when one does something like this sympathy becomes just another word between shit and syphilis in the dictionary...

What I want on my headstone...

ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:

During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX, @phxbillcee Actually Fission works as well as a percentage of the lead used for shielding is transformed into gold. Proton bombardment will do that you know...

What I want on my headstone...

ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:

During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX Being a science and history buff I already knew that....

What I want on my headstone...

ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:

During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:

Or th Barny Stone so your friends all drop by for a piss and everyone else kisses it.....

It is a civil debate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Coffee or tea but no pee.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@phxbillcee If it happened I have no doubt a tape of it does exist knowing how the Russians operate. The fact that it hasn't appeared means that either it didn't happen or far more likely Putin still thinks the Dumpster may be of some use....

It is a civil debate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Coffee or tea but no pee.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:

@phxbillcee Yeah he would demand diet Coke... How anyone can drink shit like that is beyond me. Any normal person would likely prefer pee to diet Coke.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Reminded me of the guy who walks into the bar with a 12 inch tall man sitting on his shoulder. The man orders a round for the house. After the bartender doles out drinks, the little man jumps off the guy's shoulder, runs down the bar kicking over the drinks. The man just shakes his head and says, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2022:

And the moral of the story is: "Be careful what you wish for you might just get it..."

You could be happy

Garban comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Haven’t seen you post in a while. Welcome back!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2022:

@St-Sinner Hookers keeping you busy are they?....

I would marry him, too. 😆

amymcmxcii comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Great gift! I'd take it. Better than a date who wants you to pay your own way then lend him 20$

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 16, 2022:

Well at least you know how we feel after dates.... Get dressed up, take her to a nice restaurant and all she does is complain about the food after you spent $200.00 between meal and tip.... Of course the next week you hear from your friends about how she is bitching that you didn't call her the next day for a second date...

Unbelievably moronic Texas real estate agents keep calling me to buy a property I don't even own.

of-the-mountain comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Those fuck up assholes text you also!!! What a bunch of brain dead greedy fuck wads!!! I do not own anything of value!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:

Feel free to record this message on their voice mail.....I figure if they get the same song playing 20 to 30 times a day at them they will likely find another scam. The property they keep bothering me about is on the Historical properties list here as the oldest surviving home in the county and as such they can't develop it or tear it down and the present owner rents it for events anyway at $5,000.00 for a 12 hour day. If I was the owner that would be more money than I receive every month so I would tell them to fuck off anyway.

Unbelievably moronic Texas real estate agents keep calling me to buy a property I don't even own.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 15, 2022:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Just think the next time Ted Cruz is out campaigning if you have a very loud sound system you can play this for him....

Unbelievably moronic Texas real estate agents keep calling me to buy a property I don't even own.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 15, 2022:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:

I am getting tired of trying to explain to these inbred, drooling, gun waving, treason weasel, draftdodgers that they have the wrong number. I block a number and they call or text from another so I figure why not have some fun and let others join in.... If they get flooded with messages that are mostly this song they might just get the idea they might need to start doing a better job.

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Hey look the Texas governor's official hat.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:

@zeuser Texas where women are treated with less respect than livestock....

What do you call atheists in India? Naan believers.....I'm sorry

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Sorry?... why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:

@OldMetalHead "Joke em if they can't take a fuck" Me

What do you call atheists in India? Naan believers.....I'm sorry

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Sorry?... why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:

@OldMetalHead "Bad puns are the best uns..." Unknown

We're Idiots! | Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I have always said that I suspect that I was kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study as a child...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee Yeah that used to piss my mother off no end....

Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Who believes anyone lives in Ontario?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

USA Ontario Canada yet.... The guy must be from Puntang India where they are more inbred than a Texas Republican...

Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I actually haven't seen too many lately...is it something we said?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee At least I could improve the music right?... https://youtu.be/pvhYqeGp_Do

Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I actually haven't seen too many lately...is it something we said?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee What makes you think I would neglect shearing the Sheeple for fun and profit?.... I bet they would try and elect me Pope and the thought makes me bilious....

Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I actually haven't seen too many lately...is it something we said?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee If I had the scammer mentality I would be very wealthy indeed.... And most of you would be kissing my ass in thanks for robbing you blind.... Something to be thankful for this November...

Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I actually haven't seen too many lately...is it something we said?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

If you look at the "Members" grid one seems to pop up about every week or two. I just see the profile picture there and it seems to scream "SCAMMING FUCKWAD" or SHITSTAIN ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE" and sure enough sometimes you get solid gold humor out of it...

Please be careful how you judge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2022:

In the Disc World series Witches are actually women who do good without expectation of financial reward.... and yes they do ride brooms, dress in all black and even wear heavy shoes or boots built to last instead of for style... Well there were two exceptions though.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee I have so little else to spend money on and I still manage to put a bit away each month.

Please be careful how you judge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2022:

In the Disc World series Witches are actually women who do good without expectation of financial reward.... and yes they do ride brooms, dress in all black and even wear heavy shoes or boots built to last instead of for style... Well there were two exceptions though.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@phxbillcee One of the few of his I haven't read yet I am only buying first edition hardcovers in prime condition for my library. My granddaughter is going to have a beautiful library when she inherits. Did you know there are about 50 books in the Disc World series alone?

I know there are a lot of you guilty of this also.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Actually I deliver joke deadpan and drive people crazy when they think I am being serious.... NOW THAT cracks me up...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@glennlab Try telling "The Tis Bottle" joke for over two hours and finally give the punchline with a straight face to see just how long it takes them to figure out you have been giving them cliffhanger after cliffhanger the whole time only to deliver the world's most intelligence insulting punchline... I like to see how far I can walk into a head start so they can't beat me to death.... Well when I was young anyway. Ahhh for the good old days. *sighs*

It's been a weird day

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Uh oh, they're gonna send you the bill.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2022:

That quacked me up a bit....

I think my priorities are messed up.

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

This cuts a bit too close to the bone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2022:

You misspelled "boner"...

It was bound to be an issue sooner or later.....

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

That is beyond sad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 12, 2022:

Pretty much....

I don't have a clue.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2022:

Salesman for Apple: This is the latest and greatest phone we make and in about a year you will need to replace it because the updates will make it run like shit. Me: What is the difference between it and the last phone you made? Salesman: The case is different and it costs 300.00 more than ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 11, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend I use mine for texts, calls and a camera.... No financial data or any high risk uses there are just too many ways that things can bite you on the ass.

I don't know if I can afford the liquor bill, but I'm game

phxbillcee comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Hell, used to happen a lot more often here, even. Had some 'knock-down-drag-outs' with a few folks over in "Memes R Us" once upon a time... I bet you remember some of those, Glenn...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 10, 2022:

@glennlab, @phxbillcee Yeah I still have at least a dozen of those jackasses blocking me.... I love how even citing facts and figures they still scream and yell about how the propaganda they have been fed by the Clinton wing is "real".... In some ways the Reaganites are even dumber that the GQP....

This man was unhappy with his appearance So he decided to get a facelift.

St-Sinner comments on Jul 7, 2022:

LOL.. awesome. I want to find that lady, I want a second opinion on something

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

She is going to be disappointed when she pulls the short straw.....

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

Sierra4 comments on Jul 6, 2022:

C’mon J. We have to get some credit for ending abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@joeandbarb I always find that amusing...

I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Sounds like somebody might be desperate enough to dig up a date....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@joeandbarb Why the fuck would anyone want to be "cured?"

I don't know if I can afford the liquor bill, but I'm game

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Even I wouldn't last an hour trying that challenge...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@glennlab Went in to kneel before the great porcelain god and spoke to his apostles Ralph and George about then I bet...

I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Sounds like somebody might be desperate enough to dig up a date....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@phxbillcee Yeah there is a lot of truth in that too....

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

Sierra4 comments on Jul 6, 2022:

C’mon J. We have to get some credit for ending abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Probably it will cause a few category 6 ones to hit the Deep South.... One can always hope right?....

I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Sounds like somebody might be desperate enough to dig up a date....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@OldMetalHead Yeah I went there so sue me.... I have a sick and twisted sense of humor it kind of comes with the territory when you spent time in the service and ended up with PTSD....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield You are the stupid fuck voting against your own interests and prove it by using propaganda attacks as if it were reality when your corporate conservatives that you are making excuses for are the problem. Well part of the problem the rest is the low IQ voters who support them and the GQP then try to move the goal posts saying stupid shit like "I wasn't talking about what we did I am talking about the proved false claims of what you did..."

Real handy

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

He looks board.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Damn you I had to think of a new one....

Hit the nail on the head...Pardon the pun!!!

lerlo comments on Jul 6, 2022:

And he's still standing in that photo...🤪 Not to mention alive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Probably not for very long...

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield You really are a stupid mother fucker if you believe that shit propaganda put out by Hillary's PUMAs who all voted for McCain instead of "the Black guy"..... https://www.vox.com/mischiefs-of-faction/2016/7/28/12302406/bernie-or-busters-nothing-like-pumas https://news.gallup.com/poll/105691/mccain-vs-obama-28-clinton-backers-mccain.aspx

What a Mom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Me: I had a collision while riding my bike and was thrown 20 feet knocking myself unconscious against the curb... Not only do I have a big gash in my head I seem to be bleeding from my ears.... Mother: That's nice is the curb ok?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@MerlinZap All the stupid shit I did as a kid it is surprising I am still alive...

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@ChestRockfield More bad strategy won't tht just be wonderful helping the GQP make a bigger mess that if it isn't cleaned up soon we will end up living in a theocracy....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@ChestRockfield You sound like a fan of the Clintons..... If you are so fucking smart how come you keep losing to morons like Donny Dumbass?.... Do us a favor and stop selling out to the far right and support your constituents instead of the billionaire donors for a change and win elections. https://youtu.be/bIpKfw17-yY

What a Mom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Me: I had a collision while riding my bike and was thrown 20 feet knocking myself unconscious against the curb... Not only do I have a big gash in my head I seem to be bleeding from my ears.... Mother: That's nice is the curb ok?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@St-Sinner Actually everything except the bleeding from the ears and scalp did happen but the curb was fine and I never did tell her.

I guess the old adage is true....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Or in a bucket...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@phxbillcee It's on my bucket list.....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@ChestRockfield Ever heard the old expression "excuses are like assholes?... Everybody has one and they all stink." Well that is supposed to be one of the most blue leaning districts in the country....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@ChestRockfield My guess is you refuse to pay attention..... Either that or you are just plain stupid... https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2022/07/01/biden-may-soon-nominate-an-anti-abortion-federal-judge---to-appease-mitch-mcconnell/?sh=dd0f24930a84 https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/nancy-pelosi-henry-ceuller-support-1352290/ https://www.businessinsider.com/pelosi-clyburn-campaigning-for-anti-abortion-democrat-henry-cuellar-texas-2022-5 https://sports.yahoo.com/super-pac-supporting-anti-abortion-185031365.html?guccounter=1=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8=AQAAAMwflrEKXMOuHsQbMm1qNz1buSNdTWoLmk7RwIAjWOKIU3HAwwz3TAKUwRYURW6HoTT0ysmVzNPJOmDEzVWtA1ztfn6GTTlqc1qfAFPKj4q9OQ7W1L27ATSK6ZZAKGPvDMSOsq6VDskvrDdER-BCFnzY6uN_gYDSXZKsKO2hzPDH https://www.texastribune.org/2022/05/04/jim-clyburn-henry-cuellar-democrats-abortion-election/

Happy Monday!!!! Trying to make some of you laugh, this has been a sad day!

St-Sinner comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Lol... Grading please, how is the girth and creativity?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

Shorter than a tooth pick and narrower than a drinking straw.... I give it -6...

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@ChestRockfield their pet flying monkey Joke Biden just made a deal with McConnell to appoint another conservative anti-abortion judge..... Clinton and Pelosi have both been endorsing anti-abortion candidates one of whom is under investigation g=by the DOJ for corruption. Clearly anyone who supports the Liberal Right-wing is no more an American than a member of the GQP.....

Happy fourth, or not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And neither of them worthy of it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@ChestRockfield Not ones like Clinton or Pelosi....