Even if it is piss I think Bryan is a better deal....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Yeah, poor taste, but not in as bad a taste as founding a religion!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 25, 2021:

Urine great shape with an opinion like that...

What the actual duck??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I do not want to kn ow where this is. I do not want to know who may use (or, especially re-use) this. As a matter of fact, @scurry , I don't even know if I want to know you right now!!! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

I want to know so I can avoid the place...

Bible 2.0...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Somebody nuke the creep!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Actually records from all cultures of that era in the region fail to show the existence of Jesus....Also there is no archaeological evidence for him either to be found. So no it is not likely at all he ever existed except as a myth created by the Romans when they invented the religion to control the regions they were losing control of politically.

What did i just read?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I would have thought this would have been a Marine stunt, but thinking on it, I think the Marine would not have thought of that substitute & would have instead tried to fart in the interlock system. Also, for a First Class, he should have been able to hold his liquor better. Must have been Stateside...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee All of us but mostly we count to three before tossing a grenade...

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Respect back and don't drown in the pool it would be embarrassing...

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Thankfully I was adopted so I didn't inherit the defective gene that made me want to be stuck on a ship without women for months at a time....

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee Yeah my father used to sing that one all the time because he thought it made him "cool" he was an ex-Squid....

What did i just read?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Fucking Squids ya gotta love em they are entertaining as hell... https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee I remember it differently we would toss the Squids out the windows or pile them in a corner then finish our drinks and leave you guys for the locals to handle. You do know what a Squid is right?.... A lower form of Marine life with no backbone...

What did i just read?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I would have thought this would have been a Marine stunt, but thinking on it, I think the Marine would not have thought of that substitute & would have instead tried to fart in the interlock system. Also, for a First Class, he should have been able to hold his liquor better. Must have been Stateside...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 24, 2021:

Not a Marine but sure as shit the Army would have tried farting in the interlock and shit all over everything... Air Farce would have probably just flapped his arms and tried to fly home... Marines would have just humped it 20 miles back to base like I did back when I was in...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee Yeah those "cost cutting" measures under Trump really hurt didn't they?...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee That shit is so greasy I always thought it was the ducks...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee Pigeons just fly around shitting on everything until KFC gets hold of them... You didn't think those tiny things were chicken did you?...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 23, 2021:

Well to be fair you don't see a lot of them in cities....

Jokes as old as time itself...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 22, 2021:

took a second LMAO

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 22, 2021:

I am sure many ex-Catholics "got it" long ago...

How to solve a crisis...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2021:

& that is exactly what they're doing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@BD66 So obviously you never heard of a tunnel either right?... How about a self funding solution instead?... People who want a work visa can apply and pay $5,000 to process background checks, health exams and vaccinations, with all paperwork including ID cards or drivers licenses. If they can't find a job within a year they must return to their country of origin. If they are successful they can after 5 years renew their visas for $2,000 and after 10 years apply for citizenship. This is less money than hiring a coyote to smuggle them into the country and safer for everyone. The only reason we have a shortage of jobs here is the upper tier tax rate is so low for corporations they hoard the money instead of paying a living wage to Americans and move jobs outside the country in addition to refusing to pass on dividends to the investors like they should. What we need is a change in the way taxes are collected because billionaires are refusing to pay the small amount they are being charged which is what is running up the debt. Trumps tax scam added over 4 Trillion dollars to the national debt and people like you supported that in addition to letting big corporations cheat you out of the money they own you for investing in their stocks...

How to solve a crisis...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2021:

& that is exactly what they're doing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@BD66 Building a wall is about the stupidest idea anyone could possibly come up with along our border.... Since the border is 1954 miles long it can never be secured by a wall... The Berlin wall was less than 70 miles long, manned 24 hours a day by armed guards with orders to "shoot to kill", was a double wall almost 12 feet high with a mine field between the walls, had contact sensitive wire, and the first day it was breeched and the man escaped. Over the years more than 2,000 people made it across to the West and it bankrupted along with the excessive military funding the USSR... I hate to inform you but most "illegals" came here with visas like the first hooker did and just overstayed ...

Just found this old one, but Posting it for "Women's History Month".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

The only reason anyone ever supported $hillary is corporate funding...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee I was forced to also and it pissed me off because I knew with the shit campaign she was running she was going to lose and we were the ones who would pay the price for it...

Could have been the cadberry egg

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

.............................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee hey it makes as much sense as any other explanation of where Easter Eggs come from....

Keeping it all in the family

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Adam wants to know if he can watch!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

............................

In 5 volumes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Wait until she assigns 2021 where Floriduh is at least 23 volumes... We need to seal off that state fast because their spring break disaster is going to reinfect the entire country will all new and more deadly strains of the virus...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee I hear Napalm works great as a disinfectant.... Just sayin...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 The code Duello applies in all countries that allow duelling which is none for over a century now... The code itself was written in 1777 and was adopted not only in Ireland but the entire continent as well as for a time in the US... https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/duel-code-duello-rules-dueling/

How to solve a crisis...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2021:

& that is exactly what they're doing!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

Of course it is you didn't expect them to come up with real working ideas did you?...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 I don't have a picture handy of my outdoor female "Mama" but she looks a lot like Stashe the tuxedo cat in the picture. She is fixed now but she is the birth mother of Rocket the Siamese, Stashe and Bella. It took a long time before I was able to gain her trust and pick her up to take her to the vet for shots and everything. Ferals are difficult for you gain the trust of and it can take years to gain their trust.

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@phxbillcee If there is a duel since she is the challenger I get to pick the weapons I didn't make the rules but that is the tradition.... I wonder if there is a precedent for naked wrestling ?...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 My boy has kept me alive for over 10 years now and is my therapy animal I have a letter from the VA he picked my Siamese girl to take over when he is gone finally which I hope won't be for many years and has been training the other two youngest as well. The youngest looks like him but slightly smaller in size but they are all great to have around even when they are tearing through the house at night.

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 Yeah I am just fucking with you too my eldest cat is diabetic and receives insulin shots at 7AM and PM every day. I go through a Lantus solostar insulin pen every month for him so you know I am not stinting on cost by using the cheap stuff.

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 Are you saying you want to eat me?... Sounds like fun I might just take you up on it someday if you are ever in the neighborhood...

Ah, the joys of the Vernal Equinox...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Damned things all they do is bark shiver and piss all over the place... Most worthless dogs ever breed they don't even have enough meat on them to make a taco....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 I have 4 extremely spoiled indoor only cats and a semi-feral who is also spoiled in the yard along with most of the neighborhood ferals that come over to eat because nobody else gives a crap about them... I have 4 Siamese kittens I am trying to tame is you want one...

Paw Patrol isn't just for kids anymore...

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Not that you want to stereotype cops or anything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@1BrentMichael Which the treason caucus just voted against honouring.... As for ridding us of the Domestic terrorists the Patriot act can be used against them if the Democrats grow a pair of balls for once... "Section 802 of the USA PATRIOT Act (Pub. L. No. 107-52) expanded the definition of terrorism to cover ""domestic,"" as opposed to international, terrorism. A person engages in domestic terrorism if they do an act "dangerous to human life" that is a violation of the criminal laws of a state or the United States, if the act appears to be intended to: (i) intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination or kidnapping. Additionally, the acts have to occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States and if they do not, may be regarded as international terrorism. Section 802 does not create a new crime of domestic terrorism. However, it does expand the type of conduct that the government can investigate when it is investigating "terrorism." The USA PATRIOT Act expanded governmental powers to investigate terrorism, and some of these powers are applicable to domestic terrorism." Source: ACLU

Paw Patrol isn't just for kids anymore...

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Not that you want to stereotype cops or anything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

@phxbillcee Unfortunately the White supremacist terrorists have infiltrated the police forces all around the country and control the police unions so until these organizations are declared what they are it will be impossible to clean up police departments. Once these organizations like the Klan, Proud boys, Nazis, 3%ers and the rest are declared terrorist organizations their members can be charged as such and given sentences of 30 years monitored parole . No guns, no fly, no government jobs elected, appointed hired or as a contractor ... and no voting rights for the next 30 years while we clean up the messes they have made. Mark their licenses or IDs with D.T.P. for Domestic Terrorist Parolee.... My guess is their kids will grow up knowing better after watching dad and mom flip burgers for minimum wage ... All the other kids parents will have good jobs and live in nice homes which will give them a heads up on what their lives could be depending which side of the law they grow up on...

Paw Patrol isn't just for kids anymore...

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Not that you want to stereotype cops or anything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 20, 2021:

Oh heaven forbid... After all it isn't like they go around shooting unarmed people now is it?...

What is yours?....

1BrentMichael comments on Mar 19, 2021:

They missed anti-maskers!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2021:

That was the first pane...

According to the Georgia top cop the guy who shot up 3 massage parlors and murdered 8 people did it ...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Awarding the Medal of Freedom to Limbaugh forever tainted it

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2021:

Every one of those medals Trump gave out should be revoked....

Who contributed more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Mark Fuckerberg apparently didn't do as much as he claims to create Assbook he just stole it from the people who did...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 19, 2021:

@phxbillcee We honestly need to go back to taxing the living shit out of them... 90% is a good upper tier tax rate we had far less trouble with these assholes back then.

I didn't get one, Anyone else?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Well, I did, but it was an apple pie for some reason! :-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 18, 2021:

Did it by chance look like this?...

Who contributed more?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Mark Fuckerberg apparently didn't do as much as he claims to create Assbook he just stole it from the people who did...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 18, 2021:

@altschmerz Exactly just another rich entitled piece of shit...

I wonder what this book is about......

altschmerz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Read it and find out https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.149091

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@altschmerz It's all good I have it as an ebook but I am looking at buying a first edition for my library...

I wonder what this book is about......

altschmerz comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Read it and find out https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.149091

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

This post was meant as a joke...

El Paso, TX today, the wind! Ugh!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

A bit dusty?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 The Door into Summer effect... They want you to open the door and are convinced that if you open it often enough that eventually it will be summer out...

A threesome for mom....

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Help me find my keys and I'll drive us out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

You can always take the bus to the airport and fly out...

My two worlds coexisting!

racocn8 comments on Mar 16, 2021:

How the hell does Carl Sagan correlate with blasphemy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 16, 2021:

Sagan on the God question: "Why are you in such a hurry to make up your mind?"

A threesome for mom....

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

One more! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

And one back at you...

LMAO Tucker just got bent over and nailed like he deserves... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Tucker is such a douche-canoe. I have a few videos on him in my "Late Night..." Group, including the one above.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

I have always though of Tucker as more of a well used colostomy bag...

This works for both politics and religion

DenoPenno comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The big problem is that the GOP cannot exist without trying to destroy our way of life and some top political people go so far as to say America is not a multi-cultural nation. Does that mean white supremacy wins?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@PBuck0145 But living in Canada and having the benefits of socialism there you wouldn't know just how badly conservatives have fucked up the USA...

This works for both politics and religion

DenoPenno comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The big problem is that the GOP cannot exist without trying to destroy our way of life and some top political people go so far as to say America is not a multi-cultural nation. Does that mean white supremacy wins?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@PBuck0145 Conservatives always use stupid semi-quotes from movies to make pointless statements...

This works for both politics and religion

DenoPenno comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The big problem is that the GOP cannot exist without trying to destroy our way of life and some top political people go so far as to say America is not a multi-cultural nation. Does that mean white supremacy wins?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@PBuck0145 Since they don't show any how can we expect them to have any... Greed is not a virtue...

🎶 They left their balls in Mira Largo....🎶

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I hear that often follows after a loss of a spine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2021:

@phxbillcee It was kind of like dynamiting fish in a barrel....

🎶 They left their balls in Mira Largo....🎶

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I hear that often follows after a loss of a spine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2021:

I just couldn't resist the obvious musical parody that came to mind the moment I saw this meme...

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

1950debris comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I own badly made shirts just like that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2021:

Actually most tee shirts these days are made in china so if you are over 5' 7" tall and would normally wear a large you need either an Enlarge or a extra length large. just another way the big corporations fuck us over because the extra length costs you 5 to 7 bucks more a shirt...

So I woke up this morning and while I was making coffee I boot up the computer and start checking ...

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

What's Shitter & who's Gerald O?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

@FrayedBear I must admit though the time he got his ass beat by a Nazi on live TV was kind of amusing...

So I woke up this morning and while I was making coffee I boot up the computer and start checking ...

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

What's Shitter & who's Gerald O?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

Shitter is a nick name for Twitter.... Geraldo is that stupid guy from Fox who made an ass of himself opening Al Capon's empty hidden vault... He thinks if he becomes a big enough extremest the White supremacists will embrace him and paint him White just like they are....

About time he did something useful....

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

That one's is too large to seal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

@FrayedBear You should actually try doing a poll on it because I am betting people are more likely to believe you sound like you have experience on the subject...Just the way people's minds tend to work... "It's not what you are thinking, it's just your dirty mind..." Anonymous

About time he did something useful....

FrayedBear comments on Mar 11, 2021:

That one's is too large to seal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2021:

Saying that makes you sound like a man of experience....

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Colorado was one of the states that Texans were going to and causing a lot of problems they might still be stopping vehicles with Texas plates there likely you would be better off trying in Arizona...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 No and unfortunately most states are requiring people to have an ID card for that state to buy. Too many people from states like Texas going out of state to buy then driving home high so they ruined it for everyone. But if you know someone in that state they can usually buy for you but shipping can be very iffy...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 This is where I shop... https://captainjacks420.com/

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@phxbillcee Same here if you are buying it for medical reasons you are tax exempt but personal use you have the 8% regular sales tax plus a few cents extra they add on for the schools in the district it is sold in...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Unless you are a university professor in Georgia being paid by the federal government producing it for "medical studies" which he was only able to produce a couple pounds a year while the government grant was 125K a year...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 We are weed friendly in this state you can get it for either medical or personal use but the prices are still up there and if you had a legal outlet buying your excess you could make an extremely comfortable living as a grower. Say you were making about 200.00 an ounce profit at 24 ozs per plant that would be 4800.00 a plant times six is $28,800 then divide that by 2 and you get an income of $14,400 a month. Even if you only produce one crop a quarter that is still far more than most people make each month...

Woohoo!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

#MeToo.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 You can legally grow up to six mature plants like this that produce about 24 ozs each at a time here in California... Anyone who can smoke that much weed before that 8 weeks before the next indoor harvest has my respect....

About time he did something useful....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

For a second I thought he was passing a bong!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

Oh noes it's a dong bong....

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Then she sees what beer you are drinking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@phxbillcee Regular Coors is alright when you just want a sparkling water but Buttwiper light is just watered down piss...

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Then she sees what beer you are drinking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@phxbillcee Well Buttwiper is not even a beer much less the king of them...

Why does the number seven appear in the Bible 735 times.

p-nullifidian comments on Feb 16, 2021:

As is the case with social media, the number of times a meme is regurgitated is of less importance than its origin, and in this instance I think it's likely tied to the creation myth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@waitingforgodo The Jews when writing their new religion after being expelled from Palestinian by the Assyrians stole much of their ideas from the Babylonians. Much of Leviticus and the 10 commandments all come from there.

Why does the number seven appear in the Bible 735 times.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

3, 5, 7, and other prime numbers in those times were considered to be special and Have "magical" powers. Silly I know but that is just how superstitions are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@waitingforgodo In any case the Greeks did know and understand prime numbers. http://www.hellenicaworld.com/Greece/Science/en/Primes.html

Why does the number seven appear in the Bible 735 times.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2021:

3, 5, 7, and other prime numbers in those times were considered to be special and Have "magical" powers. Silly I know but that is just how superstitions are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2021:

@waitingforgodo Well the problem with this thesis is that the center of research and knowledge during that age was Alexandra and most of that knowledge was burned by Christian fanatics under orders from the Patriarch Cyril after the public murder and rape of Hypatia so we have no real way of knowing just how much was really lost.

Damn right I am....

Surfpirate comments on Mar 8, 2021:

As a carpenter I can suggest that a nail gun would be quicker.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@Surfpirate Need an air compressor anyway for tires, cleaning and other reasons so I might as well use air power right?... With a 50 foot hose and a 15 gallon tank at 150 PSI I don't run out of air.

Damn right I am....

Surfpirate comments on Mar 8, 2021:

As a carpenter I can suggest that a nail gun would be quicker.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@Surfpirate I have a couple cases of nails in stock for household repairs and improvements.... I don't see running short anytime soon. In fact if I get things going right he is going to have more holes in him that the proverbial screen door in a submarine...

Damn right I am....

Surfpirate comments on Mar 8, 2021:

As a carpenter I can suggest that a nail gun would be quicker.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

Funny I have a nice framing nail gun in the garage....

"Beat me baby, make me write bad checks" Anonymous Catholic School Boy

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

that brings back unpleasant memories

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@LenHazell53 Dressed as the proverbial "Nun of your lip?"

"Beat me baby, make me write bad checks" Anonymous Catholic School Boy

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

that brings back unpleasant memories

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

Didn't anyone warn you not to date a Nun?...

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

bbyrd009 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

...and are thus outed as hypocrites to the rest of us, eh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 I am shocked at the level of ignorance you bring to the conversation.... I am an anti-Theist.

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 From the Middle East yet... Surprising how many of them were running around back then...

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

bbyrd009 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

...and are thus outed as hypocrites to the rest of us, eh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 Hell is what you create of your life in your own mind.... If your mind is shit your life becomes shit...

So Spring is just two weeks away and I need to get my beach bod back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Fucked up that instead of worrying you might trip over your dick you have to worry about tripping over your underwear.... I guess this is old age and becoming a grown up when you finally realize it is never going to get that big...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bookofmorons Sadly by the time most guys figure this out they are so old it doesn't wave much anymore. Which is one reason boner pills are so popular...

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

bbyrd009 comments on Mar 7, 2021:

...and are thus outed as hypocrites to the rest of us, eh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

@bbyrd009 I don't think he can read he certainly can't think... He is like a diaper self absorbed and full of shit...

So once again my Assbook account has been put in jail for 60 days which is a real feat because I ...

AtheistInNC comments on Mar 7, 2021:

I got a 90 day suspension notice a week ago for three posts in 2015, 2018 and August 2020. However, I contested them. Two were immediately forgiven with a "oops, sorry", and one I sent to their new supreme court. Havent' heard back on that one yet, but they've allowed me to post in the interim.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2021:

I contested the two they were complaining about and sent them to their new court but I haven't been back in the meantime because even when they admit it was their mistake my account always remains locked anyway. Besides I don't really go there much anyway as I said I only started the account in order to find her in the first place so I really don't give a crap about it.

So once again my Assbook account has been put in jail for 60 days which is a real feat because I ...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Is FB becoming some sort of a North Korea online?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2021:

It has been GQP central for a long time now with fake "purges" but the far right-wing groups are still there Assbook is helping them remain low profile.

So once again my Assbook account has been put in jail for 60 days which is a real feat because I ...

bookofmorons comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Sorry t hear about your loss and FB jail sucks becuase there's no real appeal

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2021:

I find it amusing as hell actually...

Some marketing guy was either clueless or has a terrific sense of humor...

Hathacat comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Sad to say I don't know what DP is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2021:

Depends on who you ask... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DP

Hard times are made easier with friends.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Somebody get a damn lever!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@phxbillcee Drill a blast hole in the right spot and use the correct charge and you split the rock neatly without fragmentation or damage to the people.... Read up on how shaped charges were discovered sometime the properties of certain types of explosives used in certain ways is amazing. Terrorist bombs are crude devices only designed to make big messes and cause fear. A properly designed shaped charge can imprint your signature in the side of a bank vault without damaging the contents or surrounding area at all...

Hard times are made easier with friends.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Somebody get a damn lever!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 3, 2021:

"There are very few of life's little problems that can't be solved by the proper application of a little bit of high explosives..." A guy I served with in the USMC

Christians get excited over the strangest things....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Hit me, beat me, call me a no-show...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 3, 2021:

"Beat me baby make me write bad checks..." Unknown

An oldie but a goodie...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2021:

This is the reason it makes me happy that I am not genetically related to my family....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 3, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Thankfully....

DIY peeps

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

& let's see how soon the ants find the one stabilizing the table. We could form a pool & make some money on it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

Ants aren't stupid enough to eat those things.... Only people are that stupid....

I love a good mystery don't you?.... [youtu.be]

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So New York are currently studying assisted dying and an Act has been put forward. Looks like it’s getting closer to being reality. This site tells what’s going on for each State in the US: https://www.deathwithdignity.org/14917-2/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

@girlwithsmiles With better government and heath care?.... *Just Sayin*

I love a good mystery don't you?.... [youtu.be]

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So New York are currently studying assisted dying and an Act has been put forward. Looks like it’s getting closer to being reality. This site tells what’s going on for each State in the US: https://www.deathwithdignity.org/14917-2/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

@girlwithsmiles Yeah but his assistance was neither asked for or wanted... I think people should file wrongful death suits against him because he treated elderly people like they were trash to make himself look better politically just like Trump did with the entire country. Just because someone needs assistance living doesn't mean that a grandchild doesn't want to see them and get to know them while they are still alive. Little kids need a grandparent's influence as much and in some cases more than a parent's... Sorry to hear the UK is going to shit in a cesspool too. Hopefully both our countries will get rid of the conservatives infesting their government and survive these times.

I love a good mystery don't you?.... [youtu.be]

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So New York are currently studying assisted dying and an Act has been put forward. Looks like it’s getting closer to being reality. This site tells what’s going on for each State in the US: https://www.deathwithdignity.org/14917-2/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

That isn't what this is about.... He apparently shoved COVID infected people into nursing homes with uninfected patients causing the premature deaths of many of them. Then tried to cover it up by under reporting the deaths. Now of course women are starting to come out saying he sexually harassed them. Always easier to come out as a powerful man or woman's victim when they are starting to be exposed by their own actions... Remember NY could have had Cynthia Nixon but some misogynistic DNC corporate scumbag endorsed and worked behind the scenes to help him win instead... I wonder who that was?....

Worshiping the golden ass....

EllenDale comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I’ll second that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2021:

I'll turd it......

Worshiping the golden ass....

freedom41 comments on Mar 1, 2021:

I see 2 fools in that pic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 1, 2021:

And one of them is scratching his ass...

Worshiping the golden ass....

1950debris comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Even I understand that one

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 1, 2021:

Even the scratch and sniff part?...

Modern Christians on Jesus...

morlll comments on Feb 28, 2021:

So you think Romans would not have had guns if Jesus did? That hippy would have been crucified.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

This isn't about what I think....

Modern Christians on Jesus...

bookofmorons comments on Feb 28, 2021:

so the whole fable of his life and sacrifice would be pointless?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

Isn't it already?....

Modern Christians on Jesus...

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 28, 2021:

LMFAO!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

..................

Somebody is having a bad day....

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2021:

going from bad to shitty

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2021:

@FrayedBear For a whale of a good time try this... https://youtu.be/yPuaSY0cMK8

Somebody is having a bad day....

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2021:

going from bad to shitty

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 27, 2021:

Can you dig it?....

How many of us remember those days?...

RealisticEyes comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Slightly different opinion... To me it seems WWII played a big role in killing off the nuclear family. A large part of the US workforce left for war. Women stepped in and filled those roles. Rose the Riveter etc... When the men came back, women had no reason to stop working and 2 income ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@RealisticEyes @RealisticEyes Typical conservative... When faced with facts you whine about your inability to cope with reality and call it a "personal attack" because someone punctured your neat little unrealistic view of the world... According to your view more money means less buying power yet the minimum wage for the US has NOT increased since 2009 and hasn't seen enough of an increase to keep up with inflation for over 30 years. If your view was real then people in Red States still making 7.25 an hour should do fine with a single 40 hour a week job and be able to support a family while owning a home... While people like those in California where wages are high should be paying $25 dollars for a hamburger at McDonalds instead of the prices being the same... FYI the "99 Cent Only Stores" are a California based chain of stores, Also food prices here are some of the lowest in the country. My electric bills this year will total less (far less) than the average Griddy customer's did for the 5 days of freezing temperatures... Plus I don't have to hire a plumber to re-pipe my home because some asshole contractor did a shit job on it...

How many of us remember those days?...

RealisticEyes comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Slightly different opinion... To me it seems WWII played a big role in killing off the nuclear family. A large part of the US workforce left for war. Women stepped in and filled those roles. Rose the Riveter etc... When the men came back, women had no reason to stop working and 2 income ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@RealisticEyes Congratulations you just reinvented "Voodoo Economics" which has failed every time it has been used... Prices depend on demand not supply which is why we have 99 cent stores....

How many of us remember those days?...

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

With corporate big shots bringing home 20 to 30 million per year with tax loopholes, there isn't anthing left over for the extinct middle class. We have to pressure the elected officials to go back to the 75% tax rates for million dollar salary earners. That's the way it works best for our country, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@OldGoat43 Absolutely correct just like Hitler and Mussolini did...

How many of us remember those days?...

RealisticEyes comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Slightly different opinion... To me it seems WWII played a big role in killing off the nuclear family. A large part of the US workforce left for war. Women stepped in and filled those roles. Rose the Riveter etc... When the men came back, women had no reason to stop working and 2 income ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2021:

And you would be completely wrong.... What would women in the workplace have to do with the failure of the government to raise the minimum wage or corporations sending good paying jobs overseas?... As the song says "Absolutely Nothing..."