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Who the hell leaked this very confidential information?!

FrayedBear comments on Jan 17, 2023:

Women sit the wrong way on the toilet to do it! They're happy sitting cowboy to grind themselves on me, why not the toilet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2023:

@Betty Depends on where you live.... In a state like Alabama they say a virgin is an ugly 8 year old girl without a brother... Catholics say it is a boy who was never an altar-boy...

Who the hell leaked this very confidential information?!

FrayedBear comments on Jan 17, 2023:

Women sit the wrong way on the toilet to do it! They're happy sitting cowboy to grind themselves on me, why not the toilet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2023:

@Betty Virgins don't understand the difference...

5 reasons why I call it "shitter..."

Gnarloc comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Will they ban Capital next?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2023:

@Gnarloc welcum

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

richiegtt comments on Jan 14, 2023:

If he is locked up anywhere this pathetic incompetent mentally impaired embarrassment and a crook of a president should be locked up in a sanatorium where he belongs .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2023:

@Trajan61 Trump was a loser and a traitor to this country just as much as his worshipers like you are...

5 reasons why I call it "shitter..."

Gnarloc comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Will they ban Capital next?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2023:

Capital is the monetary term , capitol is as in a state capitol or Washington DC..

Never a borrower nor a lender be. Especially not the good bra.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2023:

One question.... why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2023:

@Beowulfsfriend A fine pair of titties is something to be proud of and should be illegal to cover up...

Blackadder goes forth,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2023:

His back alley?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2023:

@ASTRALMAX I think it Australians who term it "right up your backside" if I remember correctly. I seem to remember Australian tourists using that phrase back in the late 70s' while living in Honolulu Hi.

Blackadder goes forth,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2023:

His back alley?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2023:

@ASTRALMAX Actually in the US the expression is a bit more blunt.... "Right up your ass" is the usual expression while main street is referring to less sexual and more everyday activities...

Blackadder goes forth,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2023:

His back alley?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2023:

@ASTRALMAX Only if you enjoy taking it up the ass.... https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/right+up+your+alley

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

richiegtt comments on Jan 14, 2023:

If he is locked up anywhere this pathetic incompetent mentally impaired embarrassment and a crook of a president should be locked up in a sanatorium where he belongs .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2023:

@Trajan61 Yet you cheered that senile, criminal, rapist garbage Donny the Dumbass on and supported his coup attempt?...

Challenge accepted....

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Careful what you ask for

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 16, 2023:

Exactly....

The correct answer to when to send an unsolicited dic pic is: NEVER

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 15, 2023:

At least now they're asking if it's okay to send a dic picture, I always say no. I rather be disappointed in real life than from a picture! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2023:

Besides you never know if they used photoshop....

Just a little selection of bird-brains! :-D

vocaloldfart comments on Jan 15, 2023:

They have harry in the wrong category. Birds are natural and essential. Harry on the other hand, qualifies as a major TWIT bent on the destruction of the British Monarchy ( an ancient business empire promoting Britain)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2023:

*" bent on the destruction of the British Monarchy"* At least he has one good quality...

Just a little selection of bird-brains! :-D

Garban comments on Jan 15, 2023:

The Kardashians of the Brits.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2023:

Hard to say which family is more useless....

People are leaving the country because of the far right-wing tearing it apart but sometimes the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I can relate to their stories, Had they not closed the borders when they did for covid, I would have done my third exploratory trip, this time for 6 months to Belize. Life got in the way of my plans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2023:

@joeandbarb Remember what happened to him while he was making other plans... some mentally ill jackass walked up behind him and put a bullet in the back of his head. Before Ronny Raygun people like that were kept in mental hospitals... another thing we can thank the Republicunt party for along with all the mass shootings they have caused over the last few decades. "Two feet to the left and we would have been spared Yoko Ono..." Unknown

Better watch out guys, the wife is onto your every move.

vocaloldfart comments on Jan 15, 2023:

I wonder what would have happened if the dog had her vibrator?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2023:

Depends... it might leave a bad taste in his mouth...

People are leaving the country because of the far right-wing tearing it apart but sometimes the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I can relate to their stories, Had they not closed the borders when they did for covid, I would have done my third exploratory trip, this time for 6 months to Belize. Life got in the way of my plans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

Apparently the number of Americans living abroad has more than doubled in the first year since the Dumpster fire was elected. I am wondering how many more moved out because of the threat of this country being taken over by the far right and how long it will be before they start trickling back?... People used to come to this country for a better standard of living now sadly they are leaving it for the same reason...

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

St-Sinner comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Please count me in. Rule of law for everyone. You did not mention Hillary.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

@ChestRockfield He lives in Texas so he has problems with reality at times...

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2023:

What are you a religious conservative?... Notice that it is Biden's aides finding these documents and turning them over to the proper authorities? Not the FBI serving search warrants after Trump intentionally STOLE the documents and allegedly sold information to foreign governments resulting in ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

@ChestRockfield They are all too busy believing far right-wing extremist disinformation sources in foreign countries run by Nazis to think for themselves...

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

richiegtt comments on Jan 14, 2023:

If he is locked up anywhere this pathetic incompetent mentally impaired embarrassment and a crook of a president should be locked up in a sanatorium where he belongs .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

Please put the Klan robes away....

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

This is a humor group, this post really belongs in a political group unless you can make it humorous. There has been a lot of bleed over lately and we would all be better off if we tried to stay on topic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

@ChestRockfield Isn't it though?...

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

This is a humor group, this post really belongs in a political group unless you can make it humorous. There has been a lot of bleed over lately and we would all be better off if we tried to stay on topic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

@Tejas Funny posts pointing out the stupidity of political hacks and criminals like Donny Dumbass is one thing political posturing by idiot fucktards like this post is quite another thing...

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joeandbarb comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Now we sit back and watch the continuing disintegration of the republican party

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

The shitshow...

What you think when they open their mouth...

anglophone comments on Jan 13, 2023:

When they open their mouth I wonder what drives them to spewing such shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2023:

@St-Sinner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTRKCXC0JFg=MrJeffooie

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St-Sinner comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Lol... Looks like Kevin was mauled by his own herd. That's a feature of the animal kingdom like the hyenas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2023:

You really shouldn't insult Hyenas like that they might take it personally...

I can relate...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Republicans.... Did you hear what they are trying to pass in the house?... The bad news is they want to end income tax... The worse news is they want to replace it with a 23% federal sales tax...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2023:

@glennlab If they had control of both houses and had the presidency you can bet they would pass it though and guess who would be feeling it the most....

I'm back home after a short trip

Betty comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Again?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2023:

@glennlab Always...

What you think when they open their mouth...

anglophone comments on Jan 13, 2023:

When they open their mouth I wonder what drives them to spewing such shit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2023:

Low IQs and hatred of everything decent in the world...

What you think when they open their mouth...

St-Sinner comments on Jan 13, 2023:

The archetype Trumptard

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2023:

I actually believe he has a bran because he acts like every time he shits his IQ lowers...

Bet Trump is having a laugh now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2023:

Well considering that the documents are being found by his own lawyers and immediately returned to the authorities unlike Trump who deliberately stole hundreds of documents and not only denied it but refused to return them and allegedly sold information contained by those documents to enemies of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2023:

@Tejas

Well, you took their word for it. 😹

CurmudgeonBoy comments on Jan 12, 2023:

I wonder what Nancy Reagan "Say no to Drugs" would say about this? My thought is, at least the stoned cats won't be bothered by mosquitos

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2023:

Someone should have made that crazy bitch smoke a doobie every 4 hours to calm her shit down...

Canadian, eh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2023:

So then Alberta is the Deep South of Canada?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2023:

@CurmudgeonBoy Texas is the Deep South...

Found this in a book. Google Maps still calls it No Place.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Sounds like no place.... I'd want to be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2023:

@FrayedBear he US justice system is based on the English system.

Found this in a book. Google Maps still calls it No Place.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Sounds like no place.... I'd want to be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2023:

@FrayedBear I would love to see a cop or DA try to get a warrant for "no place"... Any defense attorney would likely dance with joy since the constitution specifically limits search warrants by requiring them to describe the items you are allowed to search for and places that you are allowed to search.

These are hilarious because you can tell they are all based on experience. 🤪

Lorajay comments on Jan 10, 2023:

Kids with common sense still exist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2023:

Those are them though....

One for the good guys

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2023:

LMAO I need that win how did you manage this Herculean feat?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2023:

@glennlab I tied that trick with a two pound sledge but I ended up with tiny pieces of scrap...

This is so true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2023:

I have read thousands of books and academic papers as well as written some one of which was added to a class at university of Mass. curriculum. I have studied many things that interest me and will likely be studying them until I die and know beyond a doubt I will still be ignorant of at least 99% of...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2023:

@Betty I am not always successful but hey I am only human.... At least I think I am sometimes when around large groups of them or reading the stupidity someone just posted I am not sure I am or want to be human....

This is so true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2023:

I have read thousands of books and academic papers as well as written some one of which was added to a class at university of Mass. curriculum. I have studied many things that interest me and will likely be studying them until I die and know beyond a doubt I will still be ignorant of at least 99% of...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2023:

@Betty Because I do know something many people accuse me of being "narcissistic" or even stupid because they are sure they "know" the correct answer without studying the subject. Sometimes I make errors either through outdated information or some other reason but I try my damnest to own those mistakes and admit that I in fact made them...

Harry is a big hit in England

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2023:

They look thrilled and looking forward to meeting him up close and personal....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2023:

@St-Sinner Are you claiming that the English in the Special Branch don't drink caffeine?......

He started alright there but....

MerlinZap comments on Jan 8, 2023:

All Ya'll can go to hell! That's what I said at my last rental. Sold the house to get rid of the renter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2023:

My mother has lost a shitpot of money on rentals and selling properties as well as money market accounts and still hasn't learned her lessons.... Considering she is in her 90s' now I would call her "learning disabled" and repeat once again.... I am damned glad I was adopted...

In the beginning there was nothing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2023:

The things the bible omits telling you... However as I seem to recall in Genesis 2 we have fictional god creating the earth plants and animals before he says let there be light.... probably so they would stop running into each other and calling him an asshole...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2023:

@OldMetalHead Read both versions.... There are two different creation myths in the babble...

Harry is a big hit in England

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2023:

They look thrilled and looking forward to meeting him up close and personal....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2023:

@anglophone I am sure with all the caffeine they will be consuming they will be (pardon the pun) shaking like leaves on a tree...

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Everyone in New York and LA are going to try this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2023:

@anglophone Hey that might still be cheaper than airport parking fees...

Isn't miniaturization great. From our local septic guy who really loves his job.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Like Robert Heinlein in his 1948 writing about 2 inductees to the space patrol standing in line and one's phone rings so he takes it out of his pocket and answers...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2023:

@davers I have it in my personal library as a first edition hardcover... Cost me a pretty penny but well worth it as a collectors piece.

Obituary printed in a Texas newspaper : The oldest cowboy in Texas died this week at the age of ...

JackPedigo comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Does gunpowder tea count?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2023:

Only the double base...

Here we go round the Mulberry bush...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Glad I got all my Kevin jokes in before he FINALLY got past the post.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2023:

You can never run out of Kevin jokes because every time you think you have he does something else stupid...

Yeah, I'm not going along with this Big Government!

Julie808 comments on Jan 7, 2023:

That's far better than the road signs we have here which warn a "Speed Hump" is ahead. I'm sure many of the locals would find it helpful if prospective love interests would wear similar signage in the way of ball caps or t-shirts with the same warning, haha. Sounds like the maker of this meme ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2023:

They already make those hats and tee shirts they are red with MAGA printed on them.... Most of them aren't even minutemen though as I doubt that even when they find a woman stupid enough to screw them they pop before they can even enter them.

Here we go round the Mulberry bush...

The-Krzyz comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Can a groundhog become Speaker? (I looked it up, and the Constitution doesn’t specifically forbid it.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2023:

A groundhog is smarter than Kevin is so why shouldn't we have a groundhog for speaker?.... Just make sure to bleach him first so the Republicans will all vote for him....

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Must have been cowaigra.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2023:

Probably more like "Bullaigra"

I'm wasting my time, ain't I...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Define normal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2023:

@Ryo1 So brainwashed drone is "normal" ?... I will stick with abnormal thank you...

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.