Halloween is cumming...

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

Not exactly the best opening line.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 4, 2020:

Better than the closing one...

Halloween is cumming...

Zoohome comments on Oct 3, 2020:

nasty!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2020:

You're welcome...

Serves the furry little bastard right...

bookofmorons comments on Oct 3, 2020:

not if its Brazillion

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2020:

You mean Sphynx don't you?...

A book for the entire family....

RobertMartin comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Anyone else feel this way?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2020:

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WTF!!?? Is He Hiding?? Holy Duck, the sleaze is strong with this jackass.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Poor Melania will be quarantined with that guy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2020:

What she deserves for marrying his fat ass...

Dating in the 21st century.....

scurry comments on Oct 2, 2020:

That is... *gag*... disgusting. 😧😧😧😧

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2020:

If I haven't offended someone I apologize but don't worry I will get around to you sooner or later...

WTH Alabama!!??? W. T. H. !!???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Well when your hands are full you do what you gotta do....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2020:

@Lauren Hell no they depend on the tourist trade... I used to live there for about two years you should have seen the dirtbags that came there on vacation.

WTH Alabama!!??? W. T. H. !!???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Well when your hands are full you do what you gotta do....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2020:

@Lauren California but I would wipe it with pure alcohol first.... Most states even that wouldn't help and the further South you go the more that applies....

WTH Alabama!!??? W. T. H. !!???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Well when your hands are full you do what you gotta do....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2020:

@Zoohome I would never stick my mouth on an elevator button in that state....

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2020:

@Krish55 Wrong as usual...

Antifa attack....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Looks like a conspiracy to me! What are the odds both of those paper bags are going to break at the same time?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 30, 2020:

As poorly as they are made today quite good actually....

So it seems the Navy is building a new Supercarrier and already named it after Doris Miller an ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 30, 2020:

The only things that should have trumps name on them are the 200k death certificates!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 30, 2020:

"Recently leaked photos of USS Trump...."

So it seems the Navy is building a new Supercarrier and already named it after Doris Miller an ...

FrayedBear comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Doris Miller was of the people & like many others should be remembered.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 30, 2020:

He also volunteered...

Dennis Prager meme from r/PragerUrine [reddit.com]

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Sounds like a creep to me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2020:

He is... He is the guy behind that conservative group calling itself "Prager U"

Trump hair club for men....

Lilu59 comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Should be a Cheeto..lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2020:

This he just sticks in his ear and combs over.... his dick is a Cheeto....

From the time I spent on Slug, where people were constantly decrying Marxism (and defining every ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

I just had one of those morons the other day try to define Marxism" and why he was against it... Fucking idiot said "it is an attack on the nuclear family....". Damned idiot didn't even know it was a economic philosophy. I find it insulting that his vote counts as much as mine when he is so stupid ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2020:

@altschmerz The unions in their origins were far more Marxist than BLM has ever been and nobody ever accused them of "trying to destroy families...." Pretty much the complete opposite in fact. The real issue is that there are misinterpretations of Marxism everywhere and this stems from the McCarthy era when a drunk ran the Senate...

From the time I spent on Slug, where people were constantly decrying Marxism (and defining every ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

I just had one of those morons the other day try to define Marxism" and why he was against it... Fucking idiot said "it is an attack on the nuclear family....". Damned idiot didn't even know it was a economic philosophy. I find it insulting that his vote counts as much as mine when he is so stupid ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2020:

@BD66 Sorry they got bought out by the corporations a few years back... https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2019/11/paul-jay-and-sharmini-peries-ousted-from-the-real-news-network-in-june-current-fundraiser-hides-that-fact-falling-viewership-and-liberal-turn-result.html

There is one in every bunch....

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2020:

can you explain?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2020:

@glennlab I just found the coat-hanger amusing because it can be taken both ways....

There is one in every bunch....

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2020:

can you explain?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2020:

Look at the second one closely...

From the time I spent on Slug, where people were constantly decrying Marxism (and defining every ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

I just had one of those morons the other day try to define Marxism" and why he was against it... Fucking idiot said "it is an attack on the nuclear family....". Damned idiot didn't even know it was a economic philosophy. I find it insulting that his vote counts as much as mine when he is so stupid ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2020:

@BD66 *sighs* The NY Toast? Also you do know the website is registered to a blocked source on Squarespace servers. Also that is ONE person who CALLS himself a "Marxist" not Marxism in general.....

From the time I spent on Slug, where people were constantly decrying Marxism (and defining every ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

I just had one of those morons the other day try to define Marxism" and why he was against it... Fucking idiot said "it is an attack on the nuclear family....". Damned idiot didn't even know it was a economic philosophy. I find it insulting that his vote counts as much as mine when he is so stupid ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

@BD66 10. Black Families We are committed to making our spaces family-friendly and enable parents to fully participate with their children. We are committed to dismantling the patriarchal practice that requires mothers to work “double shifts” that require them to mother in private even as they participate in justice work.

From the time I spent on Slug, where people were constantly decrying Marxism (and defining every ...

BD66 comments on Sep 26, 2020:

You can look at like a progression from: Almost no government control: The best example would likely be the USA before the Sherman Anti-Trust Act to Complete Government Control: Best examples would be the old USSR during Stalin or the PRC during Mao's time. The conservatives are saying ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

Ahhh yes the image of happy workers in the Gilded age when children as young as 8 years old were thrown out into the streets by their parents until they had a job and could help bring home enough for the family to eat.... And think of all the overtime they got working 12 hour days 6 days a week. Just look at the faces of these happy workers knowing they would get paid 10 cents an hour (if they were lucky...)

Getting to be that time of year again remember to remind your local stores and neighbors....

FrayedBear comments on Sep 26, 2020:

And the dog whistles "Dixie" out of its anus?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

@FrayedBear Didn't you know?... The mating call of the Redneck woman is whistling Dixie out of her asshole. They practice it for their brothers starting about age 5 from my understanding... They say it has something to do with Southern Baptist religious beliefs.

MEOWTASTIC!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Took me less than 15 seconds the cat is directly below the "T" in "CAT" four levels down....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

@FrayedBear For some reason my brain has always been different when it comes to information analysis. The DOD was very impressed and wanted me to change tracks but I wasn't interested.

MEOWTASTIC!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Took me less than 15 seconds the cat is directly below the "T" in "CAT" four levels down....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

@FrayedBear The "T" in the word "CAT" not the "T" in "THE"

MEOWTASTIC!

FrayedBear comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Is this the cat?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

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Quran Meme

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

@scurry Just call me Pillsbury....

Getting to be that time of year again remember to remind your local stores and neighbors....

FrayedBear comments on Sep 26, 2020:

And the dog whistles "Dixie" out of its anus?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2020:

That wasn't a dog it was a Redneck housewife....

Mr. FluffyPants learns a trade.

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Holy crap!! That's crazy!! 😂😂😱

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2020:

`Actually that is normal cat behaviour.... They always seem to try to copy the people they are bonded to. I have one that gets on his hind legs and grasps the handles of a cabinet then walks backwards to open it... He has taught his live in girlfriend to open the cupboard in the hall now.

Sorry Libtards, But There Are Only Two Genders... [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Sorry conservatards you don't use facts or logic for anything...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods I call them... Can't Understand Normal Thinking Add the "S" to pluralize it when you are speaking to a group and you're all set...

Even the ducks aren't safe anymore...

Gemini-1947 comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Haha. It's an L.A. county code.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2020:

Must be out in the Valley.....

Texting gone wrong. I have no answers...

Zoohome comments on Sep 24, 2020:

I'm still trying to understand the first text with courthouse, scissors and what Dereck has to do with the car....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Also it makes you wonder what he did in her cart and why before she remembered whatever it was she was going to go to the courthouse....

Texting gone wrong. I have no answers...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2020:

I actually know people that text like this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2020:

@scurry Actually it isn't their autocorrect they are just plain stupid is all. I blocked them but they just come by in person to complain because they can't get hold of me to waste my time... Kind of figures doesn't it?...

Texting gone wrong. I have no answers...

Zoohome comments on Sep 24, 2020:

I'm still trying to understand the first text with courthouse, scissors and what Dereck has to do with the car....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2020:

Cart.... Not to mention why he would live in her purse...

Even the ducks aren't safe anymore...

bookofmorons comments on Sep 24, 2020:

How Daffy

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2020:

Duck Donald Duck....

Big Pharma strikes again....

FrayedBear comments on Sep 23, 2020:

What is Ambien?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 24, 2020:

What Are Some Side Effects of Ambien? Ambien (generic name: zolpidem tartrate) was designed to provide insomnia relief, without the side effects of barbiturate drugs. Ambien side effects include: Rapid heartbeat Nausea Vomiting Diarrhea Loss of appetite Impaired vision Slow breathing rates Muscle cramps Allergic reactions Memory loss Inability to concentrate Disorientation Emotional blunting Depression and/or suicidal thoughts Anxiety Insomnia Nightmares Sedation Confusion Dizziness Aggression Addiction

Big Pharma strikes again....

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Ambien? Who's he?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 23, 2020:

What Are Some Side Effects of Ambien? Ambien (generic name: zolpidem tartrate) was designed to provide insomnia relief, without the side effects of barbiturate drugs. Ambien side effects include: Rapid heartbeat Nausea Vomiting Diarrhea Loss of appetite Impaired vision Slow breathing rates Muscle cramps Allergic reactions Memory loss Inability to concentrate Disorientation Emotional blunting Depression and/or suicidal thoughts Anxiety Insomnia Nightmares Sedation Confusion Dizziness Aggression Addiction

Everything but the spatula. (I could never have imagined typing that sentence.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

https://youtu.be/4BUDwj_mXKE

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 23, 2020:

@scurry You really should watch it....

Everything but the spatula. (I could never have imagined typing that sentence.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

https://youtu.be/4BUDwj_mXKE

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 23, 2020:

@scurry Then you have never seen the movie "UHF" by Weird Al Yankovic....

I think I forgot to post this one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 23, 2020:

@wolf041 I have two first editions of that book....

Rocket Man and Oros Man

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 22, 2020:

They both have tiny ones lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2020:

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Rocket Man and Oros Man

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Well based on Trump’s baby hands

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2020:

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Meow meow! 😻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

As for #2 cats are far smarter than people give them credit for. It has to do with humanity's species bigotry. People think because trying to force cats to learn stupid pet tricks doesn't work they are dumber than dogs who learn them fairly quickly when the truth is the cat is training you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2020:

@Petter They taught themselves those "tricks" you didn't teach them. I bet they don't do stupid pet tricks like sitting up on command like a dog though do they?...

Meow meow! 😻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

As for #2 cats are far smarter than people give them credit for. It has to do with humanity's species bigotry. People think because trying to force cats to learn stupid pet tricks doesn't work they are dumber than dogs who learn them fairly quickly when the truth is the cat is training you....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 22, 2020:

@Petter They fooled you easily enough....

I think I can answer this one....

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Because they are stupid! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2020:

That is my answer too...

Newspaper clipping.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

By a strange coincidence the 44% of those assholes thinking you have to be religious to be moral in the USA is the same number that support Trump....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2020:

@scurry Most Americans know very little about it and even less about the constitution or history either...

This explains a lot....

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Sounds about right.. He hears voices

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty "Schizophrenia involves a range of problems with thinking (cognition), behavior and emotions. Signs and symptoms may vary, but usually involve delusions, hallucinations or disorganized speech, and reflect an impaired ability to function. Symptoms may include: Delusions. These are false beliefs that are not based in reality. For example, you think that you're being harmed or harassed; certain gestures or comments are directed at you; you have exceptional ability or fame; another person is in love with you; or a major catastrophe is about to occur. Delusions occur in most people with schizophrenia. Hallucinations. These usually involve seeing or hearing things that don't exist. Yet for the person with schizophrenia, they have the full force and impact of a normal experience. Hallucinations can be in any of the senses, but hearing voices is the most common hallucination. Disorganized thinking (speech). Disorganized thinking is inferred from disorganized speech. Effective communication can be impaired, and answers to questions may be partially or completely unrelated. Rarely, speech may include putting together meaningless words that can't be understood, sometimes known as word salad. Extremely disorganized or abnormal motor behavior. This may show in a number of ways, from childlike silliness to unpredictable agitation. Behavior isn't focused on a goal, so it's hard to do tasks. Behavior can include resistance to instructions, inappropriate or bizarre posture, a complete lack of response, or useless and excessive movement. Negative symptoms. This refers to reduced or lack of ability to function normally. For example, the person may neglect personal hygiene or appear to lack emotion (doesn't make eye contact, doesn't change facial expressions or speaks in a monotone). Also, the person may lose interest in everyday activities, socially withdraw or lack the ability to experience pleasure." https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizophrenia/symptoms-causes/syc-20354443

This explains a lot....

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Sounds about right.. He hears voices

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2020:

Most Schizophrenics do....

Herbert Spencer on government regulation

bookofmorons comments on Sep 20, 2020:

Or greed

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 21, 2020:

@Hages Forcing people to work for nothing in jobs that are unnecessarily dangerous is not "natural selection" it is murder....

Don't always ask them to eat me....

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 20, 2020:

No thanks, I'll have some veggies please...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 20, 2020:

A similar comment of mine brought my parents to the realization that maybe taking me to church wasn't the best idea... When the priest got to me I just told him "no thanks I don't want to be a cannibal..." Fucking Methodists have no sense of humor...

He met her where?....

scurry comments on Sep 19, 2020:

I don't know, I can't read anything on that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 19, 2020:

Actually he met her through Epstein but this was her escort profile....

Rick Astley for President.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Who in the hell Rick Rolls people anymore?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@scurry Knowing Trump he would enjoy it....

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Another very simple example to explain how completely insane the 2nd point is. Assume you have two companies. Company A and Company B. Both companies make $1,000,000 per year in profits. Company A is taxed at 90%, so at the end of each year, after paying taxes, Company A has $100,000 to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@BD66 Most money that would be taxable today is used by large corporations to preform "stock buybacks" which are then used to overpay executives using "stock incentives" even though many of these people are criminals or just plain incompetent like the case of Meg Whitman and HP showed...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Another very simple example to explain how completely insane the 2nd point is. Assume you have two companies. Company A and Company B. Both companies make $1,000,000 per year in profits. Company A is taxed at 90%, so at the end of each year, after paying taxes, Company A has $100,000 to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@BD66 You still fail as this country uses a progressive tax so all money in the first tier id taxed at that rate then the second tier is used then the third and so on so the actual rate is less than 90% and if the company's strategy is right the not only pay very little in taxes on company A but also have happier investors paying larger dividends to them so stock prices go up. In the case of company B they just send the money to an offshore bank and let it sit drawing interest but doing nothing for the economy. This is the problem we have now with over 30 trillion dollars sitting in banks doing nothing those companies are paying no taxes on. In this country alone we have fake charities owned by billionaires hoarding an additional 1.7 trillion at last count doing nothing charitable at all.... The real issue here is you think of sociopaths as altruistic... They only want money and power... As for the Subsidies to West German and Japanese countries those were to rebuild their infrastructure since this was done from the ground up they used the latest technology making manufacturing cheaper. US businesses had the same opportunity which would have lowered the taxes they paid but refused to do it instead paying large sums of money to executives who did nothing. So once again you fail....

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Another very simple example to explain how completely insane the 2nd point is. Assume you have two companies. Company A and Company B. Both companies make $1,000,000 per year in profits. Company A is taxed at 90%, so at the end of each year, after paying taxes, Company A has $100,000 to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

Don't take a job as an accountant you don't understand taxes at all.... NO COMPANY IN THIS COUNTRY PAYS TAXES ON GROSS REVENUES.... Business taxes are ALWAYS ON PROFITS.... I won't even bother with the rest of the errors you made because everything in your "example" is pure fiction... In other words you just showed complete ignorance from the very start.

Seems like a great demo for Republicans....

scurry comments on Sep 18, 2020:

*Yoink!* ...the sound of me stealing this meme!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

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Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I will explain why the second one is completely insane. It’s best to look at the issue in terms of supply and demand. During WWII, almost every industrial country in the world had its infrastructure bombed out. The countries were almost bankrupt as well. The United States was the most notable ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@BD66 Oh and here is another I wrote that I keep meaning to go back and update when I get the chance.... When the no government set spews nonsense why are they able to find people stupid enough to listen? This is especially apparent when you listen to the average Ron Paul supporter who can't do simple math, has no knowledge of how economic systems work, doesn't understand government at all or how it works, and thinks corporations will somehow police themselves because “Ron Paul told them so.” The incredible lack of even basic knowledge of history alone puts them on “Jerry's short bus” wearing a tinfoil lined bicycle helmet and underwear with a name tag in it so if they forget who they are they can always ask someone to read it for them. Let's take this slowly so even a complete idiot can understand how bad the Ron Paul economy would be for the average hard working person who may or may not still be in the middle class. According to this idiot savant child labor laws are “stupid” and are the main reason for the wealth differential between the middle class and the 1%. Disregarding that few children have education enough yet to get work that would make much money to close this gap in any degree at all the laws are to prevent the exploitation of children by forcing them to provide reasonably safe working conditions and decent pay instead of locking them into firetrap sweatshops while working them 12 hour days with beatings for not making quotas. Most of the Republican candidates have publicly agreed that this is the direction which they want the country to go in and would work tirelessly to that end. Also he would remove the minimum wage so companies could then hire 5 or more people for what they are now required to pay one(meaning he thinks you can live on 1.00 to 1.50 an hour with no benefits at all). Of course if you can't pay for your own health insurance you are completely fucked if you need medical care to save your life because you can't afford a place to live much less food on his idea of a “living wage” so how could you afford health insurance? Oh and the best part if you are out sick? Fuck you after all there are always more slaves... er … workers where you came from right? All this so he can give the “job creators” enough money to make jobs by not taxing them (oh but how to reconcile this with being against “crony capitalism” …..) you can't of course because he is without a doubt one of the worst offenders working tirelessly on the behalf of his cronies the Koch brothers. The problem with this theory is that these “job creators” have about 25 trillion dollars stashed in banks worldwide and have no desire to either pay taxes or create jobs with it. They just want more money and no taxes the only problem is ...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I will explain why the second one is completely insane. It’s best to look at the issue in terms of supply and demand. During WWII, almost every industrial country in the world had its infrastructure bombed out. The countries were almost bankrupt as well. The United States was the most notable ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@BD66 Incorrect on both counts.... I wrote both articles I posted here.... Also I when I was in the 5th grade I was doing Algebra... I wrote them both simply so even idiotic economic illiterates could understand the subjects....

Seems like a great demo for Republicans....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

## I have been with beekeepers who work without PPE. They don't work quickly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

Go ahead make our day by joining in...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I will explain why the second one is completely insane. It’s best to look at the issue in terms of supply and demand. During WWII, almost every industrial country in the world had its infrastructure bombed out. The countries were almost bankrupt as well. The United States was the most notable ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

The Economics of Corporate Welfare Randall Morris             Large corporations are the real beneficiaries of the social safety net and the main reason so many tax dollars go to feed the poor. They use subsidies like SNAP and housing assistance to  inflate their profits while lobbying government at all levels for tax breaks and subsidies for themselves. Among these giants Walmart with over 18 billion in profits for 2012 is the single largest welfare queen in the US. Meanwhile McDonalds is close behind in the number 1 spot for the restaurant industry. These two corporate giants account for tens of billions in corporate welfare every year.             Average citizens who pay taxes never hear of this fountain of wealth the rich dip their buckets into while the poor receive theirs from an eyedropper. Most people never see that those Sheeple screaming in fear about socialism and how it is “taking over the country” are being led by the real socialists. The ones who are placing a real drain on the economy while returning nothing of real value and damaging the very economy they depend on not only to make profits but also give that money they have kept as profits its value. People in the US tend to take the value of money as an absolute without thinking about it as a concept. What is a “dollar” really? A “dollar” like any “money” is a fiction that is backed by the stability of economy of the country that issues it. This means that in countries with unstable or bad economies the value of the money is worth far less than a country with a strong economy. This is because (and investors in peculiar) trust that the government issuing has the ability to repay its debt.                     Debt is the main issue in determining how well an economy is doing and yet here in the US most people have no idea how it works. All countries must “borrow” money to pay their bills even though they are the ones printing that currency. This is done by selling bonds which are the promise of the government to pay the holder his/her principal (the amount paid for the bond) plus a set amount of interest when the bond “matures” (a set amount of time agreed on between the government and investor at the time of purchase). The better and more stable the country and its economy is the more desirable the bonds it issues are so the lower the interest it pays on the money it borrows. These bonds can NOT be “called” (demand for early payment) by an investor that is a fiction invented by conservative elements to scare people into thinking of debt as a liability. As long as the country is collecting enough in taxes to pay the interest on its debt it can always issue new bonds in the same amount as the old ones to cover the ...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I will explain why the second one is completely insane. It’s best to look at the issue in terms of supply and demand. During WWII, almost every industrial country in the world had its infrastructure bombed out. The countries were almost bankrupt as well. The United States was the most notable ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

You just failed economics, business and basic tax accounting all in one stupid rant....

Funny how they never mention that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Funny how he doesn't mention they were monarchists which is just another form of fascism....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Actually there is a far larger list of failed monarchies which you would know if you read more than one book to get your information.... You lack sense and so did that stupid monarchist who wrote the drivel you drool over.... In India alone during the Vedic Era more monarchies collapsed than the total number of Democracies in the history of the world. Many of the Democracies in the Middle East were sabotaged by Western European countries and the USA and the fascists like Hitler were only able to succeed in their take overs because of extremely wealthy people in the US who financed them. Thus from reality we can postulate that Democracies are more stable than monarchies, or any other form of government which restricts or eliminates upward social mobility including fascism or communism... Dictatorships don't work. If you had any brains at all you would have realized that from 1618 to 1648 hundreds of monarchies in Europe simply ceased to exist. A little thing called the 30 Years War remember?... The so called "Holy Roman Empire" was none of those things it was simply the church controlling thousands of small countries throughout the region of Europe. The Catholic church started the war thinking to regain those small monarchies they had lost to the Protestants alone with the church properties they took with them. In the end nobody won not even the pope...

A message from AOC's secret admirer [reddit.com]

RobertMartin comments on Sep 17, 2020:

I'd hit it and quit it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

Not the best plan, she seems to be a keeper...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

BD66 comments on Sep 18, 2020:

#2 is completely insane and the reason why American workers have such a low standard of living today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 18, 2020:

You just failed economics..... Workers had a higher comparative average standard of living when taxes on the wealthy were higher than they do today. A completely ignorant statement like yours which is easily disproved by facts shows that if brains were high explosives you wouldn't have enough to blow your own nose.... FYI employee salary and benefits are a cost of doing business and when taxes were high big corporations used to pay better salaries and benefits to attract good workers. Since the upper tier taxes on profits went way down and congress gave tax incentives for moving production facilities to countries that allow exploration of workers and in some cases outright slavery along with a lack of tariffs on goods made by American corporations in those countries there is no incentive to those people to pay a living wage. Also dumnbass corporations don't pay taxes on revenue they are call "Pass throughs" for a reason the investors are supposed to get paid back in stock dividends which the low tax rate eliminates the incentive for them to do as those come from yearly profits and as such those funds lower the amount of taxes paid by corporations and by going to investors helps boost the economy by putting money into circulation again.

There are times when Facebook makes you want to vomit in dayglow...

altschmerz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Bots don't get the hint.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

Oddly reporting the profile to Assbook did no good they said it did not violate "community standards..." Also oddly enough making fun of White supremacist terrorists does violate community standards...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Now he’d be called a damn socialist. The corporate take over of America is almost complete.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

@Rudy1962 This country would have been saved a lot of problems if they had just dumped that prick over the Sea of Japan hog tied wearing a flak jacket...

Funny how they never mention that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Funny how he doesn't mention they were monarchists which is just another form of fascism....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 He makes no sense at all recommending the same failed system that was the problem to begin with. Besides they did give the same failed system a try shortly after the revolution remember Napoleon?...

Funny how they never mention that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Funny how he doesn't mention they were monarchists which is just another form of fascism....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Do you even know who Alexis de Tocqueville was? He came from a Norman aristocratic family that fled Paris to avoid being shortened during the French revolution. Of course he hated Democracy it took much of his family's power and wealth away from them and ended serfdom so he actually had to pay wages instead of "collecting taxes"

Funny how they never mention that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Funny how he doesn't mention they were monarchists which is just another form of fascism....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Not so good to be a slave which is what most people under a king are....

Funny how they never mention that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Funny how he doesn't mention they were monarchists which is just another form of fascism....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

@bookofmorons He is trying but the non-political leaders in the pentagon are warning us about him which is one step from him being removed by force. The US constitution does provide for that...

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Now he’d be called a damn socialist. The corporate take over of America is almost complete.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

Actually "Tail Gunner Joe" McCarthy accused him of being a "commie"

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Called by who?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

That would be historians.... https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/21/opinions/donald-trump-is-no-dwight-eisenhower-hitchcock-opinion/index.html

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MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Another one where I don't know which emoji to use

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 17, 2020:

Vomit would be my choice....

There are times when Facebook makes you want to vomit in dayglow...

Zoohome comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Did this just happen to you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2020:

@Zoohome I got a call today from those IRS scammers in India unfortunately you have to call them back to screw with them. I love the ones who robocall me illegally I always talk to them but the conversations are often short. I enjoy asking them if they are too stupid and lazy to dig ditches so they have to work for criminals. I had one get so angry he started cussing me out and telling me "he fucked my mother" I thanked him and informed him that since she had died a few years back she probably enjoyed the attention.... Makes me wonder if he is now unemployed...

There are times when Facebook makes you want to vomit in dayglow...

Zoohome comments on Sep 16, 2020:

Did this just happen to you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 16, 2020:

Nah it was a while ago but yes it happened to me....

Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.

clarkatticus comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Its about judges, this is silly. Your perfect candidate doesn't exist, learn to compromise or learn to live in Trumps America. Bernie lost, deal with it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 15, 2020:

@clarkatticus Liar....

Because sometimes you just need to know you aren't as stupid as you think you are....

Green_Soldier71 comments on Sep 14, 2020:

I like the 'pregnant' one with the KKK flag and the Middle Ages friar in camaflouge.😁😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear The one way in the back seems to have a problem with lice...

Because sometimes you just need to know you aren't as stupid as you think you are....

bookofmorons comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Must hold all their meetings at Golden Corral buffet

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

Or Benny's Fried Chicken Shack....

Who else remembers the old ways of blocking telemarketers trying to contact you about your car ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Actually that phone was from the 1950s' and 60s' by the 1970s' the phones were the same size and weight they just had push buttons. As for robocallers I just ask them obnoxious questions like "what's the matter to lazy and stupid to get a real job like digging ditches or flipping burgers?....I have ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@noworry28 Here they were introduced in the 70s'... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Push-button_telephone

Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.

SCal comments on Sep 14, 2020:

I would only consider voting Ron Paul or his exact clone. Attacks on Capitalism are ince again unfounded and ignorant. How are private property, freedom to exchange and voluntary interactions a problem for anyone? That's all that Capitalism is. Bernie is a lunatic who is wrong about just ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@SCal Then you were one of the failures who got this country into the mess it is in.... Let me guess you think the Laffer curve works right?...

Plot: I meet the man of my dreams We date for years and I finally agree to marry him at ...

Green_Soldier71 comments on Sep 12, 2020:

I don't get it...🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal

Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.

SCal comments on Sep 14, 2020:

I would only consider voting Ron Paul or his exact clone. Attacks on Capitalism are ince again unfounded and ignorant. How are private property, freedom to exchange and voluntary interactions a problem for anyone? That's all that Capitalism is. Bernie is a lunatic who is wrong about just ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

Ron Paul and his believers are all batshit insane, ignorant, racist boobs who have no idea what economics is...

Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.

clarkatticus comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Its about judges, this is silly. Your perfect candidate doesn't exist, learn to compromise or learn to live in Trumps America. Bernie lost, deal with it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@clarkatticus You weren't paying attention.... and just admitted the DNC committed fraud...

So tell the truth how many of you could read this article without laughing so hard you pissed ...

BD66 comments on Sep 9, 2020:

That Covid-19 is one hell of a virus: It spreads like crazy at motorcycle gatherings, small businesses, and polling places! It doesn't spread at all at WalMart and Social Justice protests!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@altschmerz Not so much because those people are wearing masks but the Trumpanzee voter rallies and church rallies it spreads because they think Jebus is gonna protect em....

Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.

clarkatticus comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Its about judges, this is silly. Your perfect candidate doesn't exist, learn to compromise or learn to live in Trumps America. Bernie lost, deal with it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2020:

@clarkatticus No I did not but you are not smart or literate enough to understand what I wrote apparently.... Idiots like you and the rest of the Clinton wing don't care about anything but power and would rather let Trump get elected than siding with the voters.

Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.

clarkatticus comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Its about judges, this is silly. Your perfect candidate doesn't exist, learn to compromise or learn to live in Trumps America. Bernie lost, deal with it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2020:

@clarkatticus Bullshit Bernie does agree with me privately because he knows the FACTS unlike you. He isn't saying it publicly because he doesn't want Trump re-elected....

Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.

clarkatticus comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Its about judges, this is silly. Your perfect candidate doesn't exist, learn to compromise or learn to live in Trumps America. Bernie lost, deal with it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2020:

Bernie didn't lose he was cheated again deal with it.... Biden couldn't have made it to "super Tuesday" without his dark money PAC which was funded by Fossil fuel money, Big Pharma, Heath insurance companies and HMOs, and Wall Street investors many of whom gave far more money to Trump's campaign. Until idiots like you stop playing their games and spewing the same bullshit they feed you this country will never rebuild....

LOL! They offer massages, too. :p :p

BudFrank comments on Sep 12, 2020:

I hope the massage doesn’t include a baptism

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2020:

Only if you request a Nuru massage....

LOL! They offer massages, too. :p :p

bobwjr comments on Sep 12, 2020:

With happy ending ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2020:

Only on bring your own relative day....

In honor of the day....

FrayedBear comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Sadly the result of American hubris, stupidity, treachery & deception whichever truth you choose to believe in.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2020:

The scene was set after WW1 by the French, German, Dutch, UK and American governments with their oil industries. WW 2 made matters even worse but during the 1950s' and 60s' it was mainly the US and UK causing the problems...

Plot: I meet the man of my dreams We date for years and I finally agree to marry him at ...

MissKathleen comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Hope it turns out better than that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Well when you decide to move in with some guy just remember it is acceptable to drive a car with cans tied to the back and a sign that reads "Not married just fucking" for the first day....

So tell the truth how many of you could read this article without laughing so hard you pissed ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2020:

So then nobody bothered to follow the link and read the article? Well here is part of what you are missing... "Longtime readers will recall that in previous posts, I’ve described life under the Turd Reich as like being trapped in a dryer filled with hammers and badgers. After all these years, I ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2020:

@altschmerz He has some wonderful nick names for Trump doesn't he?...

I’m planning on doing a few segments over this (obnoxious) character so I’ve posted a sneak peek...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I can't wait to see @Cutebeauty 's reaction to this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Sorry about that I haven't had any sleep for the last couple days...

So tell the truth how many of you could read this article without laughing so hard you pissed ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 9, 2020:

Ignorance.. Liberals don't care if they get each other sick...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2020:

"I;m planning on doing a few segments over this (obnoxious) character so I;ve posted a sneak peek..."

I hear Canada is getting warmer maybe I should emigrate....

Alienbeing comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Looks like you should give up your citizenship.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2020:

@Alienbeing Calling bullshit on that I served in the Marines just after Vietnam and the war had been over for almost a year before I went to boot camp so I doubt seriously you were there because you are only 2 years older than I am... You sound like a jerk reactor

Early Christmas gift idea for the woman in your life...

Freespirit64 comments on Sep 7, 2020:

Spoken like someone who's kinda bitter about something.....hmmm

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2020:

SPS maybe?....

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2020:

@lakota_5 Bingo.... Anarchy has no relationship to socialism.... Anarchists are just frustrated fascists who can't gain wealth or power within the system and feel that if there wasn't a system they would be the "natural leaders" (AKA "the master race....).

I hear Canada is getting warmer maybe I should emigrate....

Alienbeing comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Looks like you should give up your citizenship.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2020:

@Alienbeing I see you as the malcontent Dumpster diver I bet you dodged military service just like he did...

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2020:

@Krish55 I was wondering now I know....

Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2020:

@Krish55 Yeah that is the bullshit line the Mussolini fascists like the Koch family keeps feeding their tools...