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Big Bang theory....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 30, 2019:
Oh... It's Morning Glory again 😂😂😂😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:
I think somebody wants to get spanked.... But my arms aren't long enough...
My favorite answer to this question....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 30, 2019:
The devil appears quite often on TV. He lives at the White House.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:
The Dumbass lives in the Whitehouse....
My favorite answer to this question....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 30, 2019:
Lucifer Morning Glory is cute 😊😋
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty At your service...
My favorite answer to this question....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 30, 2019:
Lucifer Morning Glory is cute 😊😋
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:
Oh he would spank you for that one as punishment for getting his name wrong.... Lucifer Morningstar....
Big Bang theory....
scurry comments on Dec 30, 2019:
That's actually kinda cute. As good as any creation story I've ever heard. ;) Also, is that Lucifer (from Lucifer) and Sheila Sazs from Suits?? ROFL
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:
Rachael Harris from the show....
Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:
## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:
@WonderWartHog99 Mark Fuckerberg hates it when people criticize his imaginary friend...
Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:
## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:
And they would be lying.... Christians in general and the Catholic church in particular both have generated tons of propaganda trying to distance themselves from Hitler... Truth is the Vatican was working with him in many cases .
Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 26, 2019:
Hitler wanted his own Aryan religion but was quite happy to use the willing Christians (and others) to do his dirty work
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:
@bookofmoron Those ones were weeded out during the Night of the Long Knives... Hitler's goal was to restore the Holy Roman Empire not replace Christ-Insanity...
Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 26, 2019:
Good evidence! :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:
Actually the Swastika was used by the church throughout Europe for centuries... He incorporated it not just because he liked the design but because it was on the archway spanning the entrance to his Catholic school as a child...
Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 26, 2019:
Hitler wanted his own Aryan religion but was quite happy to use the willing Christians (and others) to do his dirty work
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:
His own "Aryan religion" was Christianity....
Ahhh Wednesday....
AtheistInNC comments on Dec 25, 2019:
or alcoholics ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2019:
You must be thinking of Vodka anyday....
Merry which is whatmas?.....
Duchess comments on Dec 24, 2019:
Buddy, I'm gonna tell you one more time: have a stroke or heart attack. Please, just die already.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2019:
You mean President "Peachy Cool Arrow?"
Merry which is whatmas?.....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 24, 2019:
🤢🤮🤮🤮
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2019:
Exactly my feelings...
From Walmart new this year....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 24, 2019:
Hmmm... Looks like someone's been having too much fun with the reindeer! :o
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2019:
Mrs Claus has got to start putting out so he can rein in his passions....
Some holiday cheer: You know Bill Barr and Bannon, the Pencer, and ’Vanka McConnell the ...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 23, 2019:
Where's Rudy? Is he with Waldo?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2019:
Second stanza....
Because he loves you...
scurry comments on Dec 22, 2019:
Helpful. LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:
Hang in there baby....
For those who love their whine...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:
Got any peanut butter lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty Not really...
Because he loves you...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:
At least he helped make it quick... 😯😥😶
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:
Leave it to you always looking at the bright side.... https://youtu.be/L2Wx230gYJw
For those who love their whine...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:
Got any peanut butter lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty Go to any church and drink it in....
For those who love their whine...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:
Got any peanut butter lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:
Doesn't cheese and crackers go better with whine?...
Do it.. dare ya.. double dare ya.
glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2019:
Hope they remember to remove the saran wrap before they have to go.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:
@glennlab I was also a prankster but that one is pretty obvious I was a bit more.... er.... subtle in some ways and vicious in others. People really didn't want to be on my bad side they could end up either with the Textrox trots or a mysterious exposure to stinging nettle....
Do it.. dare ya.. double dare ya.
glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2019:
Hope they remember to remove the saran wrap before they have to go.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:
You noticed that too?...
Maybe a few rednecks
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Most likely a bunch of guys with oxygen tanks sitting on their porches chewing tobacco and coughing up chucks of their lungs while their relatives who weren't smart or ambitious enough to work in the coal mines were out poaching reindeer....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:
@altschmerz I found a nice one on ebay that I have found some really nice deals at... https://www.ebay.com/str/secondtimebooksales/Cooking/_i.html?_storecat=23515115011
Maybe a few rednecks
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Most likely a bunch of guys with oxygen tanks sitting on their porches chewing tobacco and coughing up chucks of their lungs while their relatives who weren't smart or ambitious enough to work in the coal mines were out poaching reindeer....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:
@Tomfoolery33 I have no doubt about it at all and with no end to that in sight thanks to the GOP things will only get worse until we get a president in that will hold big pharma accountable....
Coffeeeeeee.....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 21, 2019:
An exaggeration, for sure lol Men wrote the Bible, afterall! 😊😂😂😂😱😲
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:
And I bet most of the ones who wrote it were really hung like a Marmot....
Maybe a few rednecks
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Most likely a bunch of guys with oxygen tanks sitting on their porches chewing tobacco and coughing up chucks of their lungs while their relatives who weren't smart or ambitious enough to work in the coal mines were out poaching reindeer....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:
@Tomfoolery33 In the top 9% of crime ridden pestholes here in the US according to statistics.... https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/wv/wheeling/crime
There can be only one....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 21, 2019:
One false being jealous of another false being? 😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:
Ever seen the movies called Highlander?.... One of them was called "Highlander; The Quickening..."
Baby it is cold outside and in these days....
glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2019:
That's just mean, but still lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2019:
Nobody ever laughs when a pretty girl is getting flowers unless there is poison ivy in the bouquet...Humor is a defense mechanism to laugh away pain....
Sounds like a big win
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2019:
.....................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue All the nuts in one basket....
I wish congress would listen to him....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 20, 2019:
We need to change Congress to change thinking... Send in the milenials!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2019:
A grass roots progressive organization just endorsed Bernie after a year and a half of polling their membership and discussing the issues it came out he held 72% of the votes....
So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....
GEGR comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Makes as much sense as the version that they have peddled for almost two thousand years .
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
I would say more sense really.... I loved Ken Hamm's little rant about how Noah had "better technology" in his day when he was trying to explain why he was having so many problems building his own ark.... I guess he had a fucking Home Depot card too right?...
Air Drop is wonderful
QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 19, 2019:
He must have lost a bet.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
If that thing explodes he is going to lose his mind because it will blow his brains out....
Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]
Heathenman comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Or, they could just put up wall and ceiling sheathing which blocks radio waves. People won't be able to use their cell phones in the restroom then. This new idea is scary. It seems to come with an inherent risk of poop and pee on the floor.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
@Heathenman You can adjust the output to the size of the area you want to disrupt and it only jams cell phones not other forms of wireless communications. Cellphones are in the microwave range while wireless headphones (bluetooth) and other devices use a different frequency range including Internet.... I was a Com/Nav tech in the Marines and have training for computer technology.... so no it would not interfer with normal equipment operations...
Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2019:
I imagine these are already being installed in every Amazon warehouse in the country.... And will soon be outlawed in CA so Bezos the clown will be forced to replace them again... Of course if the DNC doesn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again by committing election fraud in the primaries ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
@altschmerz Yeah and they work under conditions that make sweatshops look like offices on Wall Street sometimes.... On the bright side Sanders just picked up the endorsement from People's Action which is a grass roots group... "We wanted to make sure you heard: People’s Action is endorsing Bernie Sanders for President. This wasn’t a decision we made lightly. We have a deep commitment to democracy, and we stuck to that commitment, designing an endorsement process that was a vehicle for the multiracial working class to make its voice heard. After a year and a half of forums, gatherings, and other conversations with the candidates, the choice was clear. Elizabeth Warren and Julian Castro both got votes, but Bernie Sanders won the final endorsement vote with a whopping 73 percent of the vote. "
So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....
bobwjr comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Blueprint from on high or just high
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
I think he was sold an assemble your own ark kit.... Trees in that region weren't suitable for much of anything even Egypt imported wood for their ships from Europe by way of Venice....
So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Jesus taught him, he's a carpenter!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
I think the meme explains it better... Not many people understand these days what a carpenter actually was back then...
Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]
OldGoat43 comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Get a car jack under the toilet and raise it up about three or four inches. That should show them how you feel about it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
Or flush an M-80 down it....
Bas-turds [cbsnews.com]
Heathenman comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Or, they could just put up wall and ceiling sheathing which blocks radio waves. People won't be able to use their cell phones in the restroom then. This new idea is scary. It seems to come with an inherent risk of poop and pee on the floor.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
Cheaper actually to put in a cell phone scrambler those cost less than 50.00... Well the older ones were apparently the new ones are a bit more pricey but still cheaper than creating a Faraday cage.... https://www.jammer-store.com/2g-3g-4g-lte-phone-jammer.html
Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 19, 2019:
No gifts for you!! 🤣😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty Well since I am dating and looking for a relationship and so far I have four serious contenders (yes they know that I am looking for the best choice) it would be more along the older version ... You know the Saturnalia.... I am not looking just at the sex I am looking for compatibility understand.
Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 19, 2019:
No gifts for you!! 🤣😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
Actually I may get some really nice ones this year....
The worst is when the battery is almost gone and you have to drop a deuce
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2019:
No worst is when you have a bad case of the runs and the phone falls into the bowl while you are shitting.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
@OldMetalHead Nope I don't play games on phones or much of anything else for that matter but I knew a guy it did happen to.... Had something to do with some misplaced laxative from what I heard... of course I had nothing what so ever to do with it I was miles away and have witnesses who will testify to it....
Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...
Zoohome comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Ok, that on the background looks like chucky
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:
Actually it is...
Ahhh Wednesday....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2019:
It's hump day. Time for sex. :P
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:
Most of my good hump day memes are gifs and won't post here...
The new pipe that my mom got me for my birthday. 💛 it!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2019:
Pretty and it suits you perfectly I hope it lasts you a lifetime. Take good care of it!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:
@1EarthLovingGal Sounds like you need a place of your own... It is a shame you can't afford it right now!
Hello friends, I shaved my head 😍
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2019:
Awww so cute it makes me want to give you noogies all day long....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:
@1EarthLovingGal I just use my regular soap.... But then if I didn't shave I would look like Bozo the clown...
Hello friends, I shaved my head 😍
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2019:
Awww so cute it makes me want to give you noogies all day long....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2019:
@1EarthLovingGal But just think of the time you save and water.... Just soap up in the shower and rinse no shampoo to buy either....
Anybody hungry?...
1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Wish there was a gagging reaction 🤢
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2019:
..............
OK you pervs you all know what day it is today right?....
friggoffbarb comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Oh wow!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2019:
This must be the first time you ran across one of my posts....
Enjoy Taco Tuesday at home. Stock up on Toaster Tacos from your grocer's freezer.
scurry comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Dammit - now I want tacos.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2019:
You really change your mind a lot about tacos don't you?....
But religions are peaceful...
bookofmorons comments on Dec 14, 2019:
So no one else had a boat?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2019:
@scurry it all depends on which version of the flood myth you are talking about....
Here we go again....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 16, 2019:
pretty long line up most Mondays so you better get in line soon LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2019:
Would you like a little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on them first?
The second cumming....
callmedubious comments on Dec 15, 2019:
I do not think it smart or clever to insult peoples' beliefs that we may consider misguided. Particularly in the absence of anything approaching humor or satire.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:
They invented that little wheel in the middle of the mouse just for guys like you... They named it the "scroll wheel..."
Ok, who ate the christain again.. spit em out.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:
I cannot tell a lie .... it was a babby and was delicious... https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Believe it or not someone made this video from a real post on Yahoo Answers about 15 years ago... It was infamous at the time I was on R&S...
yup
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:
I went out of my way to piss them off....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:
@altschmerz He still hasn't done so.... I posted that Twitter should ban him from the platform until he complies with that court order and their stated terms of service but so far ^crickets*
yup
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:
I went out of my way to piss them off....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:
@scurry I did it right before his inauguration...
Excuse me while I have a smoke....
scurry comments on Dec 15, 2019:
Well, that would have written a different picture.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:
Not what you are thinking it was just your dirty mind....
yup
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2019:
I went out of my way to piss them off....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2019:
@scurry I posted this.... It only took one post...
Bwak........
OldGoat43 comments on Dec 12, 2019:
Architects need to have some fun too, don't they?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2019:
I think they laid an egg with this one though....
Bwak........
scurry comments on Dec 12, 2019:
Hillarious!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
They actually built one that from the air looked like a gigantic penis.... https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/10/31/from-the-sky-dixon-church-looks-like-a-penis/
Relationships are so confusing these days....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:
always check under the hood first
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
@bookofmoron Like a thrown rod?...
Praise be to Bacon!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:
..................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
@scurry I figure that all religion is a drug.... hence all followers are addicts while the leaders are just dealers.... Maybe you could have asked to be "Head Dealer?"
Praise be to Bacon!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:
..................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
@scurry could have picked Dope as well but I assume someone else is already the leader of the church....
No argument from me...
GEGR comments on Dec 12, 2019:
Truth .
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
Truth about fiction?...
Seems accurate.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 12, 2019:
## I stop drinking when I start thinking I'm pretty.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
@WonderWartHog99 Apparently some people have no Phuken sense of humor...
Seems accurate.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 12, 2019:
## I stop drinking when I start thinking I'm pretty.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
@WonderWartHog99 Apparently so because she blocked me for some silly reason.... The coyote woman comment perhaps?
Seems accurate.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:
Gad I remember those days.... Woke up with a coyote woman once and I quit drinking after that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
@WonderWartHog99 A coyote woman is one who is so ugly that when you wake up next to her you would rather chew your arm off than risk waking her up.... Nothing to do with any country...
Praise be to Bacon!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2019:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2019:
@scurry I thought you would have been a Fryer....
Don't know if I wanna go there or not...
bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:
tempting
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:
@Tomfoolery33 And where....
Relationships are so confusing these days....
Theresa_N comments on Dec 11, 2019:
The transphobia is strong in this one.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:
Which one?...
Relationships are so confusing these days....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:
always check under the hood first
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:
@bookofmoron Aww I thought you were planning to use your dipstick....
Relationships are so confusing these days....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2019:
always check under the hood first
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:
Planning to "check the oil?"
Israel Folau is a devout Christian and Pacific Islander footballer who is keen to identify as a ...
KKGator comments on Dec 10, 2019:
Knob is a good call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2019:
@KKGator Noob means pretty much the same except dumber than the average knob... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Noobs%20vs.%20Newbs
Israel Folau is a devout Christian and Pacific Islander footballer who is keen to identify as a ...
KKGator comments on Dec 10, 2019:
Knob is a good call.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:
Noob would be better...
It's mean, but I laughed pretty hard.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2019:
Nobody laughs at a pretty girl unless she says something stupid or slips on a banana peel... https://youtu.be/Hn-N26u4-eg
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@Ludo #MeToo
Hate my neighbors so I got some new shoes.....
Zoohome comments on Dec 10, 2019:
That is some big paw print
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:
Hound of the Baskervilles for me...
Hate my neighbors so I got some new shoes.....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 10, 2019:
so you provided photographic proof?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:
They are Jesus freaks....
I don't dare put this one in my yard... It sits on my desk....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 10, 2019:
One of the lesser known elves, Creepy.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:
I actually have one that flips people off with both hands and another that is sitting on the toilet with a cell phone... I have to get a good fence up with a gate first or people would steal them.
I almost swiped right on this guy on Tinder than I saw where he said “follower of Christ” in his...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Ran into a lot of those hitting on me on several sites.... WTF don't those dumbshits understand about "anti-theist?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2019:
@PondartIncbendog A couple actually tried to convert me online....
For those of you who've ever developed feelings for a friend, did you let them know?
1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:
I told all of them and they slept with me and then found new girlfriends lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:
You got lucky.... They were fools.
Is this why my family doesn’t visit?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2019:
What no Hookah on the top?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@1EarthLovingGal If you are ever out my way you can have mine...
Did you know?....
Duchess comments on Dec 8, 2019:
Yeah and those genes need to be exterminated like the parasites they are
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:
They are doing the job themselves the problem is they are trying to take all of us with them...
Never again! Lol!!!
1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:
I’d still choke it down because I can’t stand to waste money or food 🙃
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@1EarthLovingGal I know but also as for the "to skinny" post you look fine just the way you are.
Never again! Lol!!!
1EarthLovingGal comments on Dec 9, 2019:
I’d still choke it down because I can’t stand to waste money or food 🙃
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:
Aaawwww if you were that hungry I would buy you some real food all you have to do is ask...
Never again! Lol!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Redneck Tamales?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:
@1EarthLovingGal Glad you got a smile and giggle out of it...
The first Cheerleader...
QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 9, 2019:
LMFAO! You're headin' straight to hell just for that! See y'a there!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2019:
Lucifer an me we be friends....
Smudge the shopping cart wheel. LOL
KKGator comments on Dec 8, 2019:
I had one of those yesterday. It was so bad, that the clerk nearest the door, came and took it away. She told me that she keeps putting it "out back", but that it keeps showing back up in the front of the store. LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
Easy way to end that problem is to saw off the offending wheel...
Anybody?....
altschmerz comments on Dec 7, 2019:
OMG JFC
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@altschmerz Only if you are filing the ladder some place uncomfortable....
Anybody?....
altschmerz comments on Dec 7, 2019:
OMG JFC
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
HFS....
Redneck religious logic....
SiouxcitySue comments on Dec 8, 2019:
So disgusting there are no words.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
Thank you....
Anybody?....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 8, 2019:
MAGA wall Critic
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
https://thehill.com/homenews/news/465415-mountain-climbers-scale-replica-of-trumps-border-wall-in-under-1-minute-report
Anybody?....
bookofmorons comments on Dec 8, 2019:
MAGA wall Critic
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
The record for getting over an exact replica of the Maggot wall is held by an 8 year old girl.... https://time.com/5694432/girl-climbs-border-wall-replica/
This all fell on me at work and the Mikes Harder hit me in the face.
Sticks48 comments on Dec 7, 2019:
Maybe it's helmet time.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
@Sticks48 She needs a catchers mask then.... Her mom though needs a bigger battery for her taser....
This all fell on me at work and the Mikes Harder hit me in the face.
Sticks48 comments on Dec 7, 2019:
Maybe it's helmet time.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
I don't think she needs one of those.... People around her maybe but she is pretty smart....
Anybody?....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 8, 2019:
## Weight limit reached.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2019:
Exceeded....
Damn those hunters....
mistymoon77 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
Pouchers should be shot.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:
@mistymoon77 Under 18 protected by law and over 80 protected by nature but anything in between is fair game eh?....
Anybody?....
glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2019:
Not gonna fit
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:
Needs more lube....
Did you know?....
Secular_Squirrel comments on Dec 7, 2019:
Here's this version!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:
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Some heroes don't wear capes
Livinlife comments on Dec 7, 2019:
Is his name name Oscar Meyer?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:
Or "Dick Johnson..."
Some heroes don't wear capes
Livinlife comments on Dec 7, 2019:
Is his name name Oscar Meyer?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2019:
I would think 'Richard Dickerson...'
Damn those hunters....
mistymoon77 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
Pouchers should be shot.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2019:
How about young guys who hunt cougars?...

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