Please, don't give me any advice...I want to make my own mistakes. (Anon.)

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Sometimes taking the wrong advice is the biggest mistake you can make.

I will be so glad when he is no longer a blight on society

zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I know where the rich guys trying to screw over the rest of us meet now. The Republican caucus room.

I will take the red

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Pinot, either grigio or noir.

Yeah JC, WTF?

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Stay away from the mayo.

Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

If he hates the queers, I think they just let him off in Florida, no? 🙄🙄

Working hard...

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Math it is. Work it isn't.

I agree wholeheartedly!

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2022:

To be fair, they are each pretty representative of their respective electorates.

This vet knows how to speak cat. 😆

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

That is hilarious!!

Hope you're near an eyewash station.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Except for the eyes, that's Melania, no?

"You don't HAVE a soul.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Mmm. Pretty sure I have Philly soul. Tower of Power, baby. I have a friend (ED of the Rhine Institute) who tried to quantify this with animals. Even he wasn't sure how accurate the measurements were with a livestock scale. I believe everybody has soul. Right up until you don't. That is life.

I found an interesting item on "C-SPAN, Presidential Historians Survey 2021.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2022:

His covid "performance" blows right past the egregious trail of tears. Meanwhile Buchanan was a big factor in starting, or at least not stopping, the American Civil War. Three fucking dandies, no doubt.

Happy Wednesday Night!!!😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Good bunch. That vasectomy can pay dividends. 😉🤣

House committee receives Donald Trump's federal tax returns from IRS - CNNPolitics

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Gee, I bet nobody will leak any of those, ya know?

Some to share, some to laugh at, and some to make you smile.

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

I'm not sure any amount of makeup can fix MTG. And just forget her "acting like a lady", even if some drag queen takes her under her wing. On the plus side, she seems to have mastered the toughest part of cooking possum, which is getting the tire tracks off the animal's back.

Xmas season continues

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Nothing like sitting on Santa's face! Good bunch, partner.

Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes convicted of seditious conspiracy for US Capitol attack: ...

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

They went to Olive Garden to celebrate? Oh man. Guilty as fuck! Guilty guilty guilty!

Still getting the Xmas stuff unloaded.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

She's gonna steal your batteries no matter what. LOL Good ones, buddy!

Damn that autocorrect...

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

It would be better if autocorrect knew who Santana was.

"Seek progress, not perfection." Anon.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

We ought to seek excellence, and perfection may be the result, but we did our best regardless.

Who's hungry?

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Straight from the "Bachelor Cookbook".

It is a rich day today.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

The Trump library, where you go to make a deposit and never check anything out. Extra special good ones here today, Glenn.

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2022:

Now that's something I'll remember when I need a rhyme for Monday. LOL

Applicable to today's world.

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

People have been making fun of Malthus for almost 200 years. Who's laughing now, eh Tommie boy?

Trump Org CFO Turned On The Trump Family In Explosive Testimony, Implicated Donald And Children In ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Fire one! The game is afoot!

Hi guys ♥️ I have been avoiding like hell to make a real post for months and I am trying to ...

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Good lord! TIA's are scary, I remember when my old pop had one while I was visiting. Can't imagine going through it myself. Yes, yes, do slow down, by all means! I want you around for a long time, who's gonna laugh at my memes? Sounds like you have a good support system, and do make more use of your pooches to keep that BP nice and low. *big hug*

And so Xmas begins

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Admiral Akbar's got it figured out.

Warning, not advised for the weak of heart!

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

It would take a lot more than 30 seconds to introduce you to everyone else that's in there.

It's a good Saturday morning for poking at Trump

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Fantastic group, even Herr Freud had to back up a step or two. LOL

[tiktok.com] 🙄🙄🙄

zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Wizard's first rule, people will believe anything that they want to be true, or anything that they are afraid is true. Granted, our boy takes it to the nazi extreme, but still.

On one of the dating sites I have women that are 24-29 years old sending me likes and messages I ...

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Half your age (round down) plus 7. Good rule of thumb for a lower limit.

Happy Saturday late afternoon! Lazy days like this are a luxury!

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Outstanding material, MG!

Ma, correct me when I am wrong...but please do so privately. (I heard a child telling his mother)

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Praise in public, criticize in private. This kid will be a good manager some day if that's what they want.

What was I thinking....

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Back in the days of the pilgrims, that is all white meat.

This was so funny I had to share

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

You have to respect the hammer of Thor! LOL

I hope trump sees at least some of the memes about him.

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

He would have to pay someone to explain them to him, and I doubt he would agree to the expense.

Happy Holidays!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Fabulous collection, G-man!

When I die cremate me so the whole world can kiss my ash.... You urned it world...

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

I wanna be like Willie. Roll me up and smoke me when I'm gone.

Apologies to all those who're unfortunate enough to be sharing a meal with MAGA this Thanksgiving!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Luckily, my family discussions about politics consist of everyone agreeing with one another that the right wing are a bunch of assholes. Then, we discuss why specific individuals on the right are assholes. It's fun, TBH.

How are the trumpanzees going to deal with the cognitive dissonance after trump's own hand picked ...

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2022:

They got their abortion bans, so they are happy.

Scammers are getting smarter.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2022:

Whoa! He could have fooled me!

For me that would have been extremely rare.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Clearly, the waiter was also married.

Something's not right...

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Give her credit, she stuck to that story through thick and thin.

Late night dump

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

An EXCELLENT collection, Glenn!

Another mental defective from Swampy McSwampy's ragtag army get prison time for supporting the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Good. Throw away the key.

One to share with your friends.

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2022:

I was all there once, OK?

A marketing genuis

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2022:

It pays to advertise.

What is your level of trust?

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2022:

I swear they're out there, I swear! ;)

Happy Sunday, hope you all have a great day!

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2022:

xmas butt plugs! You'll be singing something besides "Silver Bells". LOL

ARIZONA PROGRESS: 99% of precincts reporting Candidate Party Votes...

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2022:

What the hell is she looking at that evokes that kind of reaction?

Florida Man Makes Announcement - Ouch!

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2022:

What's that old saying? Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel. LOL

Eating out is an organic experience.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I just went on a trip and I lost my cell phone in the cab to the airport (I got the phone back, but after the trip). I couldn't see the menus for any of the airport places to eat or drink, they all had QR code scans for that. Very frustrating. On another note, don't lose your cell phone before a trip. Can't even get an Uber without one.

Being Thankful.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

One part of the mosaic of uniquely American contradictions.

Happy Wednesday, been busy!

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

Extra-blasphemous, well done!

Trump Announcement So Boring, Staff BLOCKED Crowd from Leaving, ABC live report on the David Pakman ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2022:

It is their own fault for voluntarily being in the audience. Just to get the coupon for a buck off at the breakfast bar, probably.

Early Announcement: We celebrate my heart attack and consequent quadruple bypass surgery in exactly...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2022:

Stay alive hon, sorry about the oatmeal, and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Marjorie Taylor Greene names herself to Oversight Committee: 'Nobody has told me no' [rawstory.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2022:

I'd suggest re-opening the Bengahzi hearings. Why not, right? Jesus what a bunch of tools.

Russia's Vladimir Solovyov should do the world a favour and put a bullet in his head: ...

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

This is nothing new for the Russians. Excerpt from https://www.thehistoryreader.com/military-history/stalins-order-227-step-back/ "Stalin’s remedy was embodied in a new slogan. “Not a step back!” was to become the army’s watchword. Every man was told to fight until his final drop of blood. “Are there any extenuating causes for withdrawing from a firing position?” soldiers would ask their politruks. In future, the reply that handbooks prescribed would be “The only extenuating cause is death.” “Panicmongers and cowards,” Stalin decreed, “must be destroyed on the spot.” An officer who permitted his men to retreat without explicit orders was now to be arrested on a capital charge. And all personnel were confronted with a new sanction. The guardhouse was too comfortable to be used for criminals; in future, laggards, cowards, defeatists, and other miscreants would be consigned to penal battalions."

I love these.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Those are all great, TN3!

Before he become totally irrelevant. like Kari Lake.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Kari don't look too good without the soft focus filter. Plus choking on a hard loss and, I would hope, a bag of dicks.

He was the smart one starship Enterprise

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Oh bones. LOL

Lindsey Graham LOSES IT, CRIES and BEGS for help on Fox News [youtube.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

The kindest thing I've heard about Herschel was when Dave Chappelle diplomatically called him "observably stupid" on SNL. Newt Gingrich suggested he was brain-damaged. The guy shouldn't be allowed to operate a blender by himself, let alone serve as a senator. As for Lady G, well, save it for Hannity, buddy.

Here is an Irish thought.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

These days I just want to remember why I went into this room.

Some here worth stealing I hope

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Yep, that's the red wave all right! LOL

Hopefully they reject his claim for "Acts of a moron..."

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Time to cash in a couple more emeralds, eh Musk?

That was one big oops

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Those likes were commenting on the naked truth.

Monday morning blah!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Who knew god looked like Harry Dean Stanton with a cig? Good bunch, hon. ;)

Not what I had in mind...

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Looks more economical, at least.

I really don't miss hanging around with people that would spout stuff like this

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

Yeah, it's a test of faith. He works in mysterious ways. Go on, you'll be blessed. LOL

So the Rethuglicans are now angry.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

They're always angry about one fucking thing or another. I love it when they are angry at each other, it's very entertaining. 🤣🤣🤣😉

This will help the GA senate run off

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

This IS MTG country, you know.

I'm gonna splurge...

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

Go lowball with your first offer.

It really seems fitting

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

Much better option. LOL

Just heard the rule and I like it.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

I'd like to see her try.

He's gonna need a LOT of this:

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

He's got a LOT of butt to cover.

It is now dog eat dog time in the Rethuglican Party: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Not really a surprise, but still delightful to watch it all unfold.

It's not an everyday sight that a Phoenix gets caught on camera lol.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Great picture!

Elon is already talking about bankruptcy. When you find yourself in a hole,stop digging.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

As long as we are hoping, I suggest Fox News is a great target for emerald boy.

Listen, he is very good.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Who's a good boy?

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what: A little boy and a little girl attended the same ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

As long as they've gotten that far, they should skip to the stuffing part.

Fox News Republican Guest Decries the ‘My Pillow-ization’ of the GOP: We’ve Attracted These ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Well, when the literacy of your target audience is at the Archie/Jughead level, cartoon characters aren't a bad idea for an election or two. But I mean come on, enough is enough, am I right?

Looking for a job?

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

To go orders by the bag.

‘Trumpty Dumpty’ Torched By Murdoch Media: ‘Perfect Record Of Election Defeat’ | HuffPost ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

He isn't finished losing yet. He is still due to lose several court cases against him.

Just a collection.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Fantastic bunch here, Glenn.

MOPPING UP: The Ukrainian Army has destroyed more than half of the Russian reserves of armored ...

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2022:

I wonder if the former guy still thinks Putin's annexation plan was still super savvy. Aww, who cares what he thinks?

I would pay biggly to watch this

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2022:

Yeah, but who has the bigger Johnson, eh lardass? Good lord, what a spoiled brat.

Asking for a friend^ When making a porn movie involving food is it proper etiquette to wash ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2022:

Of course! You need to ask? You philistine! 🤣🤣

If you believe….

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2022:

I remember there was a group of about 6 or 7 kids in my high school (yes, I am that old) who believed this story passionately. They claimed there were visual clues on album covers, clues in song lyrics, messages in Beatles songs played backwards, and a bunch of other horseshit surrounding the story. One of my earliest exposures to disinformation.

This is what happens when political zealots and other emotionally and mentally defective people are ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2022:

She's a doozy all right. Very dangerous.

There you have it…….

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2022:

I KNEW it!

Remember to vote!

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2022:

I voted early last week. I only left one spot blank, the one where there was a republican running unopposed. Everything else was true blue.

Choose wisely!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

That's what happens when your marketing department is all guys.

That's one way to do it...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

The sharpie solution. I bet one certain orange tinted individual might have handled it this way, but tended to lose track of which number to write next.

I see Trumpty Dumpty as an object lesson in depravity, stupidity and social destruction.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Maybe a cautionary tale on the combination of inherited wealth and disinterested toxic parents?

Why did he warn?

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Very few, vanishingly few, things would cause me to reject that type of attention. This is one of them.

It's all about the context

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

The best kind of surprise. LOL

Most likely true lol

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

How he is even in consideration for the US Senate is just one more reason to dislike the MAGA party. They might as well just drop the "republican" name, they are full-on orange batshit anymore.

A few before I take a few days off

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

I debated either the sad tag or the angry tag. I went with sad. Depressing and infuriating group, but well-selected, Glenn. I hope your few days off are for something fun.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and reporter Brian Glenn were inseparable in Rome Georgia last week

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

I believe MTG's lineage involves some horse DNA, but that's just a guess.

What would it take to force Swampy McSwampy to choke on his own stupidity and his own ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

A large size bag of dicks might be worth a try.

dirty old man busy.... Lol

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2022:

Only if they like it.