Exclusive poll: Black Americans' opposition to Trump is pushing them to vote in 2020 - Axios ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

I just hope they all have the opportunity to vote, the cheating repubs are going to make it as hard as possible.

I think president Trump may be near certifiably insane.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Yeah, you're right.

White culture???

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

For a multiple-puppy litter, that could be tricky.

Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress 😄😂🤣😁 By Andy Borowitz - April ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

I can get behind this idea!

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year without working !!! .

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Use the time wisely.

“There is no sin so great as ignorance. Remember this.” ― Rudyard Kipling, Kim

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2019:

I'd amend that to mean *willfull* ignorance. A deliberate decision to ignore.

"The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of ...

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2019:

You have to walk through this, but it's worth the effort.

Harry gets up for work one morning takes his shower and gets ready to put his clothes on.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Ouch. Tell Harry to get back to us if it worked.

How do you answer "How are you today?"

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

I generally say, "How do I look?" If they say "You look great!" Or anything, really, but I hear that one the most. I say, "Well, that's how I am."

New years coming

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Good strategy.

Have pity on them

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

One of the reasons you are better off without a wife. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-sCw1xnLU

Beware of Slenderman...

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Miller would have fit right in with third reich.

When God is your Co Pilot.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Must've gotten distracted when someone prayed to ask for help making a field goal.

5 scathingly funny cartoons about Trump's holiday season

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Yeah, those are all pretty funny.

Federal judge to block latest North Carolina voter ID mandate [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

This isn't over. This is a preliminary injunction to allow all the appeals to work through the courts. It IS a piece of good news, though, and we need some good news here in North Kackalacky.

“The Trump administration has sent a clear message to Pyongyang and to the rest of the world that ...

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Well, this is about time and a good start. It'd be nice to see congress start worrying about human rights violations here in the USA, too.

What is it with my family?

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Good grief, y'all ought to throw away your super-glue inventory and rely on duct tape instead!

If only he would

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

If only.

Germans think Trump is more dangerous than Kim Jong Un and Putin | News | DW | 26.12.2019

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

They are correct.

No kidding, my cousin in Ohio put these on her tree.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I'm sorry sweetie. Can you get an annulment from a cousin?

I'm not in the business of selling but ditchmitch is taking donations for the democratic candidate...

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I've already sent money, may send some more.

[deadstate.org] Please he practices what he preaches acting like The Good Samaritan he is 🤔

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I'm surprised he didn't burst into flames while reciting this stuff.

Oh oh trouble now

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

The grim beater strikes once more.

History repeats itself. :o

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Caught him while he was dressing.

Nancy Pelosi has the right to submit Donald Trump to an ‘involuntary’ psych evaluation: Yale ...

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I like the idea. I doubt he'd let anyone get that close to him simply because that's what the law says, because we all know how shitty he is at following the law. Workability issues aside, this would be good for everybody, including for the crazy arsewipe.

“But youth is a quality.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Tell that to my left hip.

Shadow.....boxing

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

That figures. Seems like everybody is having more fun than me, why not my shadow too? LOL

It's that time of the year!

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

One good reason not to run the little critters over.

1X Melania Trump Silver American First Lady Commemorative Coin US Half Dollar LN | eBay

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

That's from back in the days when she didn't have to squint to try and block out the sight of you-know-who.

FBI looking into pardons by ex-KY Gov.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

I get the feeling that Kentucky might be trying to turn itself around. Welcome back, we missed you.

Santa is coming...have you been naughty or nice?

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

That'll empty out his bag.

Trump 'still working' on Melania's Christmas present - BBC News

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

"Justin" time for the holidays. Heh.

I love the Allman Brothers and sent our stable genius my favorite album.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

They're out of season, so I ate an orange instead. Do I still get credit?

Smart dog! :)

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

I had a dog who went to fetch, but then just stayed there with the ball in his mouth, laid down, and looked at me.

My wife asked me buy organic vegetables from the market.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

You pay extra for that shit.

Impeachment isn't moving to the Senate for weeks, but evidence of crimes is not taking a holiday ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Always bet on Nancy. Give the odds.

Currently, well actually for the past few years, I have been witnessing - and I use this term ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Well played!

My friends and family know me so well.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Nice haul!

Your in-person community?

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I've always found a lot of support in neighborhood bars. Plus wine. 😊

What a wind bag..

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

To be fair, there is a whole buttload of things you don't understand, you half-wit.

Look at us now!

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I dunno, I'm good with it.

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Yeah, that checks. Ask the druids, if you can find any, about St. Patrick.

War Crimes Navy Seal Meets Trump to Thank Him for Pardon Former Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher, who ...

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I watch this shit, and I simply cannot believe we are here. But here we are.

Maybe adding appeal to secularism, rather than talking stink on religion, is a more productive ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I stopped trying to enlighten believers a long time ago. If I wanted to do it, I'd market it your way. But I don't give a fuck. Let 'em believe.

Love this

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

They sell it all time, and we know exactly who buys it.

This was 5 years ago but that cutie is my daughter.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

She is a sweetheart! And that's the better definition of a holy trinity than what they try and sell you. What is that little punkin's name?

Camus passed in 1960, so this quote was written as a minimum 59 years ago.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

It is a timeless observation.

Trump praises Gabbard for not voting to impeach: “I give her a lot of respect.”

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

She's eyeing a job in the kremlin.

Rudy Giuliani thinks the Southern District of New York might be investigating him because they're ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I guess you can acquire narcissism, but you might have been that way all along and something triggers this kind of bullshit.

‘Trump is terrified’ and ‘addicted to conflict’: Psychiatrist Justin Frank on the ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

What did someone say? He's as crazy as a box full of scorpions on meth. That checks.

A sign of the times.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Overlapping audience, really.

How long would be long enough?

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I'm 66 now. My dad is going to be 95 next month. I don't want to be 95. I'm hoping for another 20 years or so, but who knows? If I can stay healthy, 86 seems like long enough. Ask me again when I'm 85.

Mommies rocket ship

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I wonder if he brought the rocket fuel in the AstroGlide tube too.

I laughed.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Make a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. But set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life. 8-)

Can elderly people still have sex?

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I've been having this kind of oral sex for decades.

Oops mistake

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Uh oh, WTF was that guy wearing, anyway?

HEY! Made the front page (in my yellow jacket) Activists Turn Out in Support of Impeachment - ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Lookin' real good Loo!

"Trees are sanctuaries.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:

I frequently find myself barking up the wrong tree. Not sure if that counts.

What is one to do without a Santa this year🎅🤣😂

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Attaboy. I'm surprised you lasted this long.

So, sitting on the throne in a Walmart bathroom, i look over & someone has printed, neatly, in black...

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:

I saw a scene like this in a movie once. Yeah, it was a period piece.

Poll: 43% Of Evangelicals Approve Of Trump’s Removal From Office [dailycaller.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:

They should speak the fuck up, then.

I don't understand why people are having such a hard time understanding impeachment.

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:

You nailed it. A lot of people, however, believe the willful misrepresentations that politicians they like distribute.

Used a bull shit lens to capture the true miller....

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

The genre is: what if you looked like what you actually are? This is an interesting representation. It implies a large cranial cavity however, and that detracts from its accuracy. LOL

“You're not going to be able to buy groceries at the hardware store, by which I mean, some people ...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Yeah, I can see that.

Give the dog a break! (Not a break wind.) :D

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Awwww, that's one of the reasons I agreed to get you, buddy! 8-)

Leaked audio: Trump adviser says Republicans 'traditionally' rely on voter suppression | CTV News

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked. Who, on either side, didn't know this already? Raise your hands. Yup.

Happy solstice y'all!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

About time for it, and I am very happy to see the cycle move forward. My best wishes to our members from down under, your perspective is a bit different. I can't even imagine.

Why god, why?

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

This is the question of the ages, mostly the ages 14 - 16.

“We’re losing an entire generation.

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

I've got mixed feelings about this, but I am quite able to accept a practical endpoint.

Special dumpster

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

That's just beautiful. Inadvertently deep. It is both empty and full. This is how conversations can be misinterpreted when the subject is implied. But grammar aside, it can be very zen.

Happy almost Sunday.

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

The saddest part here is that fuckwit is the real one.

My wife would tell you that I dated a few dogs before meeting and marrying her LOL

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Go for the sniff, Fido, you can't fake aroma.

Trump Claims Women Tell Him Dishwashers Don’t Work Right Anymore: President Trump continued ...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

The shit he makes up is getting weirder. Next, he'll complain about farting glitter when he sees a gay guy.

Seems like a Trump supporter [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Stochastic terrorism.

Made me laugh, not groan

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Aww man. Stop it.

There are mainly 3 types of Hotel breakfast which are English Breakfast, Continental Breakfast and ...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

I alternate between: An oikos triple zero yogurt with an ounce of either Kashi or Raisin bran A muffin with butter and honey - I make these myself and vary by batch between raisin bran, banana wheat germ, and blueberry bran muffins I have a my only cup of coffee, but I grind my own beans - usually dark roast arabica. And an OJ. On the weekend, usually Sunday, I make a simple breakfast burrito in a fajita tortilla with one egg, some cheese, hot salsa, and a strip of bacon. With coffee and OJ. No guns.

I want that dog! :)

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoes. Don't thank me, just throw money. 8-)

Trump admission Putin is advising him on Ukraine opens door for additional impeachment subpoenas: ...

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Not a surprise, but the admissions, anonymous to be sure, are still disgusting.

Mitch McConnell Complains About Democrats Breaking Precedent.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

That clicking sound is the sound of 53 republican senators simultaneously clutching their pearls. Suck it, you hypocritical pricks! WAAAAHAHAHAHA

What's the dumbest thing you did?

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

So apparently George Conway has deemed the hashtag for the impeachment to be IMPOTUS.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Mr. Conway is the hero these times require and deserve.

He has a point

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Yeah, you guys need a new navigator, or don't listen to google when it starts to pimp an alternate route to you.

Evangelical magazine calls for Drumpf's removal.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

I like it how the sentient shitpile said he'd never read that publication again. Like he ever read it before, am I right? Is he canceling all the federal subscriptions to it like with the NYT and the Post? I notice the threats, though typically baseless at best, are starting to ring more hollow with every iteration.

DON JR.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Dumbass sheep killer.

Ghost of impeachment past.....

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

You still are, but point taken.

When a hint is not enough

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Hairiest balls I've ever seen.

Exploding dishwashers, Jesus H Christ, at a political rally, if that ain't the strangest thing you ...

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Ordinarily, I'd say yes. But you have this shit from a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer, raking forests prevents forest fires, and with wind power you can't watch tv if it's not windy. So I have to be a bit more circumspect when I think about what is the strangest.

Not how I remember the words

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Wait til it cools off or you can hurt yourself. Um, I read that in People Magazine.

Its that time of year again and the Darwin Awards are out.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Yeah, Lavinia! "Did you two bozos remember to git the damn frogs?"

I'm not old enough to remember FDR but my grandmother and others in my family simply revered him.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Guys like FDR come along once in a century -- maybe. That was also quite a different world. I'd love to see someone with that much compassion and command step up now.

I'm surprised nobody has posted this, or maybe I just missed it.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

She ain't perfect, but she ain't too goddamn shabby either. She knows exactly what she is doing, but she also knows why she is doing it.

I thought this was satire. The sad part is: it is real! Amazing ignorance! [slate.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Well, you lay off a lot of the people who make things run, you get this shit.

In scathing op-ed, evangelical magazine founded by Billy Graham calls for Trump's removal

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

About time. But we'll take it.

The righteous indignation of the republicans yesterday was nauseating.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Fear keeps them from doing that. Fear of being a target of the moron's tweets, and fear of a primary challenge from a more rabid Trumper.

Oops! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Drinks her coffer with half and half.

Republican congressman says Jesus had more due process before crucifixion than Trump ...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Good points.

Impeachment Is So Boring “You Wish for a Nice School Shooting,” Says Denver Radio Host ...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Alan Berg, another Denver talk show host, was gunned down blocks from my house when I lived there. This guy ought to watch what he says and realize where he is.

So ... Tulsi Gabbard?

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Tough deciding whether you want to wish or wash.

I think it is clever to hold off on submitting charges to the Senate, what do you think?

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

I LOVE the idea. In the meantime, continue investigating and maybe add an article or two. Let the articles drop after the primaries, so Republican senators don't have to worry about being primaried.

Another charge should be added to Trumps impeachment, "anybody who said that British airports were ...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Gotta agree with you there, AC.