That's how they do it.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

they're bleeding because you cut them, bitch.

Just . . .

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I always said republicans want to ban flag burning so they won't be hurt when they wrap themselves in it for false patriotism.

What a shame it is that a bunch of Americans have to shame Trump into doing the right thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No matter how you feel about McCain, he was a sitting US Senator and deserves the respect given to that office.

Get that trumplethinskin!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

If only they let him use a gun.

Childhood...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's how I taught my son, his mother taught him to go to the mechanic shop.

Unconfirmed Elvis siting.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Gotta be Vegas

Bad subtitles.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I wish I had screen shots of some of the weird captions on live TV

....WTF?...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Study you little bitch.

Starting today, my BnB is booked until next Monday by the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Hope they love what you have done with it.

Contrary to his medical report, I'm pretty sure Trump is over 250 pounds

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

WTF, now I'm offended. lol

MMMMMM, bacon.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Watch out Kermit has a taste for bacon.

Memory Worries

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

So that's the reason for the question.

Crow Deterrant

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Scare the crows with an old crow

Electrical Behavior

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Shocking

Ready For Pat Down

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

She has her priorities.

Tow this motherfucker.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

The reason most cover up the lug nuts.

I'll take the 1st offer

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Opportunist !!!

Not your business frog!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I've always been told, if the panties and bra match,it wasn't just my idea to have sex.

Just in time

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No, you're the pivot man.

Yes they will

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No but Ky will make your cell mate less scary.

I have yet to catch my cat smoking a joint so I don't know.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Like this

Which one is harder?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

definitely starting over for me. A divorce was tough, but the person was still around and we could still be friends, 2 deaths of FWB meant having to start the process all over again. They were gone and there was nothing to salvage.

Defecating is prohibited.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Don't you know that would be one soggy grave site.

He just tweeted his DISAPPROVAL rating - 52% - rather than his approval rating! Idiot, or ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Got to be lying.

All My Heroes Punch Nazis

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Your heroes are going to be busy.

GOP And Their Megaphone

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Th have finally come out of the closet

Uncle Sam Tries To Educate POTUS

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's his family crest.

Well he'll either get caught in a trap or resign at this point...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

great group

The pain it exposes

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

My mind still hurts from the people I interacted with this weekend, people yelling about illegal immigration while hiring undocumented workers, farmers against food stamps, and teachers against "socialism" while belonging to the TEA. I needed a break when I got back from taking a break.

When did you first realize you were deviant?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

There was never an Epiphany moment, It evolved as I found new and different things. It wasn't until I started discussing with other people that I discovered that I was at the far end of the bell curve. It was always a matter of finding the right partner(s).

Proof it's harmful!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

you should see what it does to horses

Ahkmid has spoken

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

life was so much simpler when we didn't have to hate everyone.

Seems a little extreme

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Long, uninterrupted nap.

Tom ain't playan anymore

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Guns don't kill mice, cats kill mice.

Fox News is confused again

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Old white guys all look alike unlike blonde women

Who's the top dog?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

You captured the essence of their relationship

Breaking news!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

great news story lol

Creative fun!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I laughed my ass off on this one.

Communication is key

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Nailed it

I can't see anything they forgot

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Like to stay on the paved path.

Now that's pure evil????

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

He wears his racism and neo nazi fascism on his sleeve and his followers don't care.

This would be @KKGator...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Go ahead, Saturnalia awaits

Help me out here...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

She's a simpson.

Warning..dank on the way. Now I know what to do with it..

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

If it needs one of those, run her thru the car wash a couple of times.

In other words....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

They'll never have to pay, either the days not over yet, or Trump tweeted at 7:00am and spoiled it already

Plug in the flux capacitor!!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Clear

Latest toy story

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

And I will keep everyone up with my buzzing.

Seriously how cute

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Wait until she cleans her glasses and discovers what her cat is.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Don't know that for sure.

He's smiling,no shame at all!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Steroids vs good living

Asshole...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Proff that only the good die young, what was he, like 200.

Head up your ass i-tis?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

How do you fuck up a stencil

Sounds legit

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Reason was power, not the way we think of reason.

Cuz cats and pop music....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

If you ever need to break something, put it as high as you can reach on a shelf, add a cat and viola.

When being stoned is a bad thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I used to sell crystals, and those people that I thought could handle the truth I told them I believed. I could take pretty rocks and turn them into paper, The stones were magic, they were gullible.

I'm so tempted...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Bungy JEEEEsus

Damn! Close call!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Been there.

So horrible it's wonderful...get over it

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

He's switched sides.

The world's most interesting cardinal....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

What's the worse job, alter boy or peewee football at Penn State?

Don't let the public see...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

not gonna eat it.

Someone got "beef" with this cow lol

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

His hands were cold

Finger licken good

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

You can say that again.

Opportunity bless my soul

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Holy Shit.

Who could say no?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Hell no, your job is to make sure my bad dreams don't come into the house.

What a shame.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

At least it wasn't frog legs stuffed with pork.

Cause I need to know.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Then ask if it has a luggage rack attachment,

Yummy, I'l bet.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But they freeze well.

But what's it supposed to be?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Just planning for the after party.

It's for watering the flowers, actually.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Good one.

Next March

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Been there for 3 years this November.

Smooth operator

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

best way to shut a dude down, agree to everything quickly, he is not sure of how to proceed.

Passive-aggressive much?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

something has to teach them to look before they sit down.

Think he's getting the message?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

maybe he'll do a Warren Harding and not a Richard Nixon.

Something funny for Sunday morning!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

It's only going to get worse.

The Great Pumpkin transmogrified.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Sooner the better

I support keeping this family together -- in jail.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Na na na na hey hey hey good bye

They sort of write themselves, don't they?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

The onion has closed, their writers can't out crazy reality.

Because grabbing 'em by the pussy is so 2 years ago

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

got him by the pecker, now play loraina with it.

A pack of pricks.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

if he had a safe full of document, sex may only be the tip of the iceberg

Makes sense

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Spit, yeah that's it spit.

Breaking news

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Bout time.

Behind on payment again

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I only have this to say

This is for the ones who post without seeing what's already been posted that same day.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

several

Problem solved

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

somethings even wd40 nd duct tape won't fix, but you should try first before saying fuck it and giving up.

Pick your plan

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

where are you going to find an abortion for $500?

Man has sex with corpse at hospital. How could I have ever left this wonderful city?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Claimed she never said no

Naughty but nice...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But you should see them move when you add hot sauce

Belly Laugh..that's all...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Thank goodness trump failed chemistry or no one would know what he did.

Ok Time to Man-Up!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Time and patience

Go on...this is interactive...have a go...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

who the fuck

Hey @SukiSue...Putnam Chocolates, Marietta, Ohio, and it’s ALL mine!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

chocolate!!!!!

Slow mo shopping hours

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

mine is the freeway

That's helpful

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

You need to be more specific

Possibly true

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

I'm stealing this one

Hard to manage

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

thank the gods, they come with one.

Misunderstanding

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

watch out for sick ones.

Pumpkin spice time!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

they are already testing pps drinks at the casino i go to most often.

I am...but....

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

where's the acorn?

Kip kip hooray!

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

match for what?

That is a pretty good price.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Brits censor violence more than they do sex.