Hell's infrastructure needs repair.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

They let Trump out too.

Yup, it's true

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

How could they if I don't?

Michael Cohen - Flipper?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Damn girl, you hit it out of the park

Trump Resigns - Could It Happen?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I hate when my heart skips a beat, then realize it's not real.

Is this what they mean by a Ted Talk?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Hopefully after November, Ted will be unemployed.

Banned from bringing holiday cookies forever.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

takes dic pic to a new level

Mary got a raw deal...

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

More people need to be not mary

Alternative Medicine

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The oldest medicine still in use, opium in its myriad forms. The only improvement has been to make it more concentrated.

How fun would that be!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

then you could win the boobie prize.

Whoa. That snuck up on me

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The problem with edibles, when you mix the batter you have to taste to insure the taste is right, then once all the cookies are on the sheet, you don't want to waste any of the batter, so you lick the bowl, Once the cookies come out, there is nothing better than a warm cookie, and who can eat just one. Then you remember you needed to go to the store, and you figure you have time before it hits, estimating from when you ate the cookies. Bought over $150 worth of snacks and forgot the milk I went for.

Now that's Murican

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

can you say l-a-z-y, or b-i-g

Remember the magic 8ball...no not that one!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I thought they were more white and someone has been stealing some based on the holes in it.

Out of date meme, I know

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Watch out when he's looking at the single digits.

Just a question....

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

they're looking for a come to Jesus moment, Jesus, I'm cumming.

That would be pretty great!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

It takes a while, but then the owner of said titty is too f'ed up to breastfeed

Worst video game.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Up to your elbows in his business.

Which witch is which?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Lots of groups want to blame others for their own failures, kind of takes the pressure off everyone but the ones that got hung or burned.

I read this today and thought it was sweet: “Instead of trying to get the most beautiful girl ...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

If I knew exactly what I was looking for, I would have found it already. I continue to search, knowing only that I believe I will find what I am searching for.

If the signs at his events reflected reality...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The stupid, it hurts too much, must resist, arrrrrg.

Oh now I get it!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I had to steal and share this one.

Trolls beware!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Some can be quite enlightening, like" take up your ass" or "they know not what they do" but probably not the way they were originally intended or perversely reinterpreted over the years.

False advertising.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I guess we won't be going to electric avenue.

Every day is Friday!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

When you're retired, every day is Friday or Monday, or whatever your favorite day is.

That is one way to look at it

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Gonna steal this one

Oh it's hot

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Figured you had to be in Texas, It was so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and both were walking.

When it comes to noises during sex. What do you prefer?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I prefer what ever is natural normal for you, as long as you're not trying to carry on a conversation about politics or the weather.

How appropriate.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

60% of the internet is porn, I can't believe there is 40 % of the internet I've never seen.

Adam and Eve Repopulate

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Had literally the biggest dick on earth and still had a problem getting laid.

Weirdest place you've ever masturbated?c'mon?you know you have?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I really can't say since then every one would want to go there.

Breaking news! trump racks up a perfect score on American Psychiatric Association diagnostic test!...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Knew he was a sick bastard. But if this is news to anybody, they have been under a rock.

Bring me my brown pants!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

nope, just nope. But maybe, WTF, lets go.

Sad but true.....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

sail cats for sale.

It does seem a bit drastic.....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

just tell all the guys you're trying to get pregnant, you'll find out you're more popular than you thought, plus you'll get a lot of fake phone numbers.

Equality is what it’s all about

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone, separately but equally.

Trump claims you need ID to by groceries...dumb ass [cnn.it]

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Shows how out of touch he really is.

She's got a point.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

He has a personality?

Kids menu. This ought to help.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Several restaurants are adding "My girl friend's not hungry add an order of fries and 3 extra onion rings.

Places You Should Never Have Sex At

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

while yelling fire in a crowded theater .

No Excitement There

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

but from which direction?

Also because of radio transient in M82...Gaffaw!

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I love sciency jokes.

We don't do enough ladyboy humor in this group.....

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

never cuddle with "her" behind you. lol

Ornithology is funny....

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

But you chest feathers are so striking.

I know it isnt too soon

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I hear it can make you sleepy while swimming.

Dude likes them cold hearted bitches.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

stopping in for a cool one?

Jebus and beer... what more do ya need.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

and Jesus does our yard work...

Religion and circumcision.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

You want to cut off part of my what?

The Next Lie ........

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Easy to tell if she's lieing, if her lips are moving, she is, if they are not, she's thinking about it.

You gotta start them young.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Raise them right.

Those are the days we'd just as soon forget.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Just wait until the tariffs kick in and the price of everything is WTF.

Somehow I blame Zuckerberg.....

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

When hell freezes over

It's One Word........

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Sounds like the therapist i knew.

I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw this.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Jesus Christ WTF

Hypocrisy alive and well....

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

To hell with it, loose the shorts too. Nothing wrong with the naked body in ALL its shapes.

You decide.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

from both directions.

Where is it?

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Now, I'm the one that needs foreplay. lol

This. So much this.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

People that don't want to be parents normally don't make good parents, so by all means don't restrict abortion.

Tusk time

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

stuck up

Kinky kitty

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

never trust your "friends" when you're tied up

TRUMP'S PARADE OF FOOLS -- I guarantee you these ass-hats will be on full display when Veteran Bone ...

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I will gladly march in Trump's parade, as long as he is riding the caisson.

Mmmm trade the beer for cannabis of course.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

but what is the pizza and beer for?

Just fuckin don't...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

See his lips in about a week...lol

Girl I know was asking if she could lose weight using this.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

If they are used in conjunction

This is NOT photoshopped. NYC has fallen.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Not that much of a loss, we can pick up the slack elsewhere.

More often than not....

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

So nice to see someone with a sick sense of humor.

People like family photos...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

that's got to be a female one of those.

I'm starting a fund-raising campaign immediately.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Oh good god, has he got a racket going.

HAPPY MONDAY !!!

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I've found that since I retired, the dread of Monday has significantly reduced. I still have to deal with everyone else's Mondays though and that can be a bitch.

My motto in a nutshell.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I'll live forever!! OH FUCK.

This question is about something I do not understand and definitely something I would not do, but ...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Never sent one, and can't think of a reason to. I do have the only dic pic that I think is acceptable.

On the other hand, I found Waldo!

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

going in the hole looking for Waldo?

Number one reason on Maslow's hierarchy.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I often said the only reason I worked was because of all the expensive habits i had. Living indoors and eating regular meals.

I can't wait!

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Hell no, I want a treat during.

LOL hahahahaha

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I knew it

Nowhere man

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

fortune tellers those Beatles.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

The only way you can rationalize killing another human being in war is to believe that they are less than you. or you are a sociopath.

That explains it.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I hate when the nurses get together and vote me a DNR.

Oh shut up commiecuckflake, she worked hard for that, if you don't want to be poor work harder.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I dance a jig and hope she has to buy new American made yachts to try to save face.

Classic Art hilarity.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Damn you hit them all.

Yeah, that's the reason!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Definitely don't want this one reproduce.

Flirting, nailed it!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

And i thought i was awkward

Have you ever seen a movie that you wished you never seen?

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Yes. this day Black Sunday haunts me. 50+ years later

Jesus looks familiar

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

come again?

The Art of the Schlemiel!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

$280 K for twice.

Why, indeed!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

That's the relationship I'm looking for.

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Damn, who had the camera, gotta be more careful.

Take a Direct Route

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2018:

EOD to the rescue. Nothing says love like a big bang.

TRON Nightmare!

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Sick, demented, damn good prank. after all a sick mind is a great comfort.

A Great Front

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

No such thing as fantastic disco

Saw this on Facebook

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Damn near lost my drink on that one

A friendly tip

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Damn, words out, that is taken word for word from my profile.

Aw, the fondling father's star was distroyed!

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Dang he busted that worse than Trump said he wanted to bust Ivanka.

Gives a whole new meaning to playing Possum.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

My dog "kills" the same possum several times a week. I'm not sure whether they are mortal enemies or best friends that just escalate quickly.

If you choose to leave the United States, what country would you prefer to live in next?

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

For me it would be Belize, not crowded, they speak English, in the Tropics, great people and diverse.

A definite evolutionary advantage.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Genetic engineering yields copper and plastic as well as glass. The wonders of modern science.

Send a manned mission to Mars right away

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Words have never made me so ready.

I'm baaack...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Great sense of humor.

A little work humor....I did the first one all the time...lol

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Great not having to work anymore, and put up with this.

Maybe He Ate Too Many Beans

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

That was your soul peeking out.

Catholic pedophiles...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

What's worse, going to confession or playing peewee football at Penn State?

Pounding the bacon

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

What's green and smells like pork?