Thou shall or thou shall get them across thou head

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

or call someone a son of a bitch by saying, " I hope your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you"

2 for me with Monday thru Saturday, Sunday I may lighten things to like 10 or even 4 if I’m ...

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I like my coffee like I like my women, hot with nothing added.

Good Morning, lots of coffee today...basically just the same as any other day. ?

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

How about some coffee?

Damnit Sharon!!

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Sharron's gonna get it.

Meet the First Gold digger of the United States

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

She could suck start a Harley?

But there's no such thing

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You're going to run out of batteries. lol

It's always dark for the kid

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Dark and cold.

That pretty much nails it.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Marketing!

Didn't know they had billboards for it.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Trippy

Another bad blond joke

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Damn she's an accountant.

Did I make a difference?

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yes you do.

Welcome to @Sacrilege and @2ENJOY8

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

welcome

Not a good way to start out the summer fun.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Got a little overhang there.

Monarchs are born today

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

We should be seeing them here in a few weeks.

Making the bed....

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

When I replaced my ceiling, I couldn't leave the ladder up if the door wasn't closed because the cat would streak up it an into the attic.

[samuel-warde.com] Trump cartoons

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

great catch.

And I can never leave again

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Normal is way over rated.

Then and now...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Has anyone else noticed how much Bill has aged since he stopped get regular sex on the side?

My honkers HAVE been going bonkers, now that ya mention it.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'd say he has boob obsession,

Look what we have here...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You always wonder what is under the lectern, now we know.

More so in the 70's. How we used send notes friends and crushes back in the day.. so romantic.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

and remember when you got caught and had to read the note to the class.

Now choose!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

double groan.

Go for it Smokey.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

so smokey is bi and a pedo?

Don’t look down.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

then you have a 2 second delay

Damn hippee birds.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yeah, but he'd still do her.

Every single day

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Got me.

A bear and rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

a power puff,

Donald Trump Parade in Washington An associate of Trump's - a golfing buddy - told him he'd had ...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Very good one.

Well played indeed...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Just add strawberries and and we have the making of a date and desert severed at body temp.

Thunderclap Newman.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

always loved that song, but never knew its name or who did it.

Ivanka ... (who wore it better?)

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

burrito, it won't make you throw up if you eat it.

I've started a group to promote and support jobs, careers, opportunities, training, .

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I would clear it with group owners or mod before you cross post on other sites, just good manners. but good on you.

Good deal if you ask me.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

or a woman to hers but only if done right

Love your master!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

And he still hasn't gotten them, take that you women, he's been fighting for 6000 years and still not equal, your battle is only 300 years old. (relax it's sarcasm)

How to deal with Jehovah's witnesses [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

better than my solution of saying a satanic prayer after inviting them to join me in prayer before we talk.

How flexible are you when it comes to relationships?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I am open to a wide range of things, I have tons of things I enjoy, many more that I kind of like, many that I will tolerate, but my bright line is current addiction to anything.

Such a beautiful day at the beach today. This is my great grandson, he loves the sand.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Love all the driftwood on the beaches this time of year, and it looks like your great grandson does too.

I listened to a report on the news the other day about how the oceans were warming because of global...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The oceans are 800 times as dense as the atmosphere, there is very little heat exchange from the atmosphere to the ocean, heat flows from the more dense object to the less dense object. Physics is simple, understanding it is not.

Nancy Pelosi on Impeaching Trump: ‘He’s Just Not Worth It’ In a wide-ranging interview, the...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Hers is a pragmatic answer, if you don't have the votes or the evidence to remove him from office, it is a tremendous waste of time and political goodwill. There must be investigative hearings, to gather enough evidence that he is unfit for office and has committed crimes both in and before office. Only then will an impeachment resolution be considered. While Mueller has found other committing crimes, unless he indicts Trump, there is no there there. Once the investigation is complete, the house committee can supeana him and get the information he has uncovered, which will give the basis for investigating the actions of Trump

Nothing better than your very own, exclusive to you, amazon.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Filed under 'C'

He's so fine!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

that look!

Kittie sleeps under the covers with me...I get me some every night now...LOL

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

My cat was afraid to sleep with me, he got kicked, rolled over on, wrapped in a cuddle, finally gave up and slept on the foot bench.

Meeeep!.....

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

gonna get some bacon and frog legs.

Not mine personally.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

If you have any, uh, no.

Post a song that instantly reminds you of high school

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I went to Robert E Lee HS so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

They have the power

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

going to make it rain?

Can't help myself. I love this one

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Thats the reason for the sulfur taste.

A long time ago ...in a galaxy far, far away.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

or really fucking old, now they're fucking whipper snappers.

WTF Subway? They can't tell me what to do!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

remember almost all rules are because something BAD happened.

Best combo: Art and a very fat cat. [mymodernmet.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

something to be said for tubby gingers. Of course I am prejudiced.

It sure is.. who's planning trips to meet and greet this summer with folks on here?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I plan of meeting a few this spring and summer the spring trip will be very dependent on the weather, the summer trip on the fires. MN is looking better all the time for a summer trip between the fires out west and the hurricanes to the south.

They're no good cold, though.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

That is so wrong, but good on you.

I use this for coffee when I go camping.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

at least one boil over each camping trip.

Humans are so funny.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

check those slippers for cat shit before you put them on.

Best therapy and I would rather have wine.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Oh yes.

It's always about the journey, perhaps closing a chapter and opening up a new one.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The journey should be as much if not more fun than the destination, even if it is only racing with cars that don't know they are in a race.

Whiskey and cigars at my funeral

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Fuck'em if they can't take a joke, even if you are totally serious.

As seen on Instagram. ???

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Do you know the branching cactus's name?

It's sunny and we're having a slow melt today. Taken with a Nikon p900.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

nice set.

Pass me the truvia, lots of it!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

It makes it much easier to sleep until noon.

Hadn't thought of that...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

If he can smell it from that far away, would he want to eat it? asking for a friend.

I am bes a points whore today

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

you got a looooooong way to go.

[l.facebook.com] How about that! A link!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Damn now I have to move to Oregon.

Too soon?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

good one

Good Morning Girls and boys, coffee is hot, kittie is fed!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Solved that problem, took the mirrors out of the bedroom.

Not what I mean when I say "open society"...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

uh, no.

Intermission...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

interesting that she is on a soccer field. think about it.

For 2020...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Already got 13 going for the Dem nomination and all are adults.

Walls are effective???

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

What about all the undocumented workers at Mara largo, walls didn't keep them out either.

For my fellow Science nerds...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Too many puns, back of the class.

Beverages...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

and make them happy

Little dated,only a 25 year old movie.lol

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Mechano-cat

I'd love to be in this chair today.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

miss those lumps in the ground in the background, almost as much as I miss the spishy splashy stuff not seen.

Back to NH for another court hearing tomorrow.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Best of Luck!

It's Moist Monday! Keep calm and stay moist..

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

It's misting outside, so if I go out, I'll be moist

Day 3....Lost dog.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

took a second.

Why is this not a thing?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

They are for me, now!

We haven't met yet, I don't understand why. ?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

good one.

I don't care either...in case you were wondering.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

People still ask me that, but then again, I dig fossils as a hobby.

Delicious.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Except for the cigarettes, you just describe my lunch most days.

Well no wonder

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

And that's when the fight started.

Evangelicals are so gullible

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

@zoohome , the big T is here for you.

Actually, it's never come up....

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

People that don't know my story, but think they do tell me this, and I try to explain that it was prior planning, but bad luck that allowed me to finally retire with what I needed. Back to the casino.

I'll never go running again....

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Don't know if it's true, but I'm not going to take any chances.

Who’s the bigger moron the one who signs the Bible or the one who lets him?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

He claims to be the author, and they believe him. Fall for one con job, fall for more .

Roses are red. A photo of a Mr. Lincoln Rose cropped and with an Instagram filter.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

beautiful

Merry F Xmas actually !!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Don't feel bad, my brother just found out I was divorced last year, (nearly 10 years after) that would be a good name for a band.

World Naked Gardening Day is back for 2019! Are you in? - Lincolnshire Live

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I am comfortable in my own skin, but any type of work, I wear clothes for protection from the things in my garden, not to mention I use SPF axle grease because I have very sun sensitive skin. And i also don't need any spiders anywhere.

My monthly "bad taste encouraged" meme. (Don't hate me ... but ... lolol)

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Shaken, not stirred?

Today my car clock is right again.??

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2019:

My office clock would be right if it didn't keep gaining time. With my travels, my car clock has gotten so much simpler now that I have to update it several times every few months.

The voice in my head ??

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2019:

next month

Some more fun time, mine was hopscotch. ??

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

hide and seek, football, horse

Some items I found on Facebook that brought back memories , one good, one bad. LOL

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

yes to both.

Bear attack survival tips.

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Just the bear facts, just the fact, officer Friday

Now touring the North Eastern US....

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Darwin effect, 1 generation removed.

I'll drink to that...

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

headed back downstairs to the bar, need to wise up.

Down in Mexico by The Coasters from Death Proof [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I've never heard it quite llike that before

How long can you last? [chickenonaraft.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

@zoohome remind you of your girls?

Intermission...Old School...

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2019:

that girl is deformed.

Whahoo! I got the shirt! Thanks @Admin

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Congrats, looks good.