Good morning.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The first time I heard this song I thought it was a cajun song and had to listen closely to see who had done it.

More SDE with Greta!

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Post these while they're still relateable.

You have the right to look away

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Your new GF?

So the first words ever written down by Canannites about 3700 years ago was "May this tusk root...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

The article claims this is the first sentence ever written in Canannite, instead it is the oldest existence we have of Canannite grammar and use instructions. Still a major find, but the evidence doesn't meet the claim.

Here's an idea...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Many of them don't know much beyond public relations and how to avoid answering a question, so good luck on getting them to answer that.

We now deliver the blood of Christ...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

That's going to be one lopsided pizza.

A truly Canadian problem

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I had to google it, so must be a Canadian problem. From the definition, I hope it stays there.

Nothing surprises me with these idiots… [snopes.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

strange.

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

And may it be a safe and pleasant journey.

Being W-a-a-a-a-a-y over fifty, I believe I have lead a very adventurous life with many learning ...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Feel free to comment and post here, I would suggest that you keep it to one topic per post so that people can comment and not go off on particular tangents. The more topics, the more tangents.

Be as old as you can for as long as you can Old saying

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I'll die when I stop living, after all death is just nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down.

Getting old…

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I don't see the problem here.

My late partner was an elementary school teacher.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Way too close to home for the father of a computer nerd.

Larry the postman has been on the job 30 years.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

She was just being literal.

The Lonesome Stranger Ned decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Carl, so they loaded up...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Paybacks aren't always bad.

I can see you are walking funny, though.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Now that's a load.

What have you been smoking? Oh, wait...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Try some miracle grow, should make them fill out and start blooming.

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Wearing her stole.

I make the same mistake all the time myself.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

timeless

Is everyone eating pork and sauerkraut today?

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Doing chicken and smoked pork belly, with a pineapple topping.

Happy Hangover Day 🙃 🙂 😌

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

You nailed Gov hot wheels.

This is the year, I feel it.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Mr. Meadows could be in deep kimchi

The age old dilemma....

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Not your best match.

Does anyone want to be tackled after doing that🤔😳

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Rough sex?

New year, new advent calendar. ;)

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Good old machine language.

Next, an octopus.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Soul painting?

Stand down! He's alive!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I think we all have walked into that bathroom at sometime.

And I got the millenium wrong too.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Pictures hit home, I've got over 25,000 I need to sort and cataloge.

You've gotta love you some of that Jesus...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.

Day 1 of 365 blank pages - hoping your book is filled with randomness, kindness, fun, love & ...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I hope the new year finds you well and may you have joy in all that you do.

The Vatican Announces Pope Benedict Dead at Age 95 The Vatican announced Pope Emeritus Benedict ...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

While the RCC presents its own problems, a church of DJT would be dangerous, hell he might even try to Ms Maxwell out to provide the sacrifices of virgins for him.

My weakness is chocolate but anyway…

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Go for happy unless you just want to have a pretty corpse.

My feelings exactly!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Go in, but do not touch anything.

My NYE plans…

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Me too.

Happy New Year kitty lovers!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Happy New Year!

Kool & The Gang - Celebration [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

It works for so many occasions .

Happy New Year!!!! 🥳🥂🎉🍾🎊🍻🍺🤗

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Not going to use that cemetery.

Mañana During a televised interview the British TV host, Anne Diamond asked Julio Iglesias what ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Story about my Managing editor when he was on sabbatical in Keyna. He out in the bush and his car broke down, he asked a local what time the train came, noon. He rushed to the train station and asked the clerk what time it was fearing he might have missed the train. The clerk replied Tuesday. He said I need to know what time it is so I can catch the train. The clerk replied the train comes on Thursday, Tuesday is as close as you need.

Well, if you don't set expectations too high in the first place... 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

I'll get to it eventually

I hope all can see this post, and good riddance to Nazi catholicism: [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Two fun obits today. I have never seen such punched up obits, you would think that both he and BaBa WaWa were completely lacking in ambition and had greatness forced on them. If I remember right both ascended to their positions on the bodies of their foes.

It's 8 pm.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Spiffy.

Mañana During a televised interview the British TV host, Anne Diamond asked Julio Iglesias what ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

No sense in being in a rush.

'bout sums it up!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

good analogy.

[youtu.be] Trump Connections with Chinese Government EXPOSED in Taxes

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

The law should be changed so that as soon as a person declares for the presidency, the IRS will deliver a copy of that person's tax return to the Ways and Means committee for review/release by the committee

Share you ideas for celebrating/spending new years eve/day.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

I'm staying in and watching the bowl games. I may have a few people drop by, but I don't go out on NYE. I have champaign in the fridge in case others do stop by.

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

cuddles.

In case you were wondering what happened to the dinosaurs, here's a baby blue heron for you.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

It makes it much easier to see how the tiny fore arms could have evolved into wings.

Not helpful at all

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

only if it take 3-5 years to go to trial

Miss Pat is still working on me 30+ years later.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

I saw the red flags and thought it was a carnival.

Please don't use that.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

use that, and you'll never get another date.

Matrix is crazy

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Texan out apartment shopping?

It hurt like hell

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

The fart heard round the world, once it got out.

Trumpty Dumpty's reputation as a businessman has just been totally trashed by the IRS: [abc.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

He's all the rage today.

Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Pale [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

One of my all time favorites

Putin's not-so-secret weapon. Bribing shameless American traitors.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

I hope they get caught and punished.

USAF Stratofortress and British Vulcan over Edwards AFB in 1961

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

That would be the FAA Buff, the orange paint is the giveaway., The Vulcans looked like a manta ray in the sky from the underside.

Customer service rep yuks.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Looks like you found the pictures of my editor.

It's time to just let go, people.

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2022:

Squash that big guy.

Who else always burnt their tongue on the fruit desert... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Not so much on that, but on the mashed potatoes.

Sorry, can't do..

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Do not take pictures,

May I suggest a rule change here?

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Like it is so much work to take them off.

I woke up this morning thinking it was Thursday, it's only Wednesday, jokes on me! ...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Cheers to all the late starters.

So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

A little premature, but I've got popcorn and an easy chair.

He is a lawyer

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I'm not going to use that line, ever.

They forgot Maidenhead...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Who says the Brits have no sense of humor?

MAGA Politician George Santos Admits ‘Embellishing’ His Resume After two New York Times ...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I hope they dust off that law they nailed Martha Stewart on. You know, lie on a federal form go to prison.

It’s funny because I used to keep mine in there!

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Nothing worse than opening it to find the one you're not looking for.

Sensitive material at the end…

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Santa and Spock good ones.

Thanks Satan!

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

He needs to expose himself more to the real world.

I love British humor

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

MIL hopes you wear it whenever you go out as a warning to others.

So we have an excuse?

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Yeah Science!

Pretty much the post Christmas truth

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Probably would have worked better if I didn't add the bacon ham, cheese, croutons and egg on it.

True story…

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

That didn't turn out well.

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Pet me

Now I’m home again after my lovely Xmas with my family in England …something closer to home with...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

glad your travels were happy and safe.

Desert evening scene Mojave Desert 1973

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Love the silhouettes

I hope it happens soon

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I would pay to hear either one of those for real.

How to grow asparagus, which is a perennial. [gardeningsoul.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I used to have great beds in Houston, but in Dallas I just don't have enough water.

One Dragonfly Can Eat 100s of Mosquitoes per Day [gardeningsoul.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

The water lilies are very important since they provide a place for the nymph stage to develop. The nymphs will also eat the larval mosquitoes and a few mosquito fish will get the rest.

I shall proceed carefully...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

threesomes ahead!

Poor little millionaires

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Maybe they can cheer up during their refresher courses at drama camp.

Christmas kindness.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

It would be tough now with no phone books, but I like the idea.

An easy prediction

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

He lost 3 of his chins and his vagina neck.

He worked in process automation

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

saves on having to get two scooters.

Why I don't watch TV news and opinions

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Beginning in 1983, the news divisions of the major networks were moved to the entertainment division and the "news" segment of the nightly news was cut to 6 minutes out of the 20 allocated, local and network news declined in value.

It’s pretty obvious!

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Apparently very good drugs.

Sage burning?

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I resemble that remark.

These slow brains represent people.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

speaking of counting to two. see the little johnnie joke.

She did not help Johnny

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Met a girl once that was so dumb she had to take off her blouse to count to two.

It keeps happening

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

The circle of life.

You have an ordinary life? Be happy.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Bet you didn't know you were a timeshare.

You wanna wait for a miracle?

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Ah my old ffriend

A rabbi and a priest sit side by side on a long flight They chat, swap stories, and become rather...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

If you're going to sin, sin big.

Picture this, dunes as far as the eye can see...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

You need to lower your expectations.

Good question...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I thought everyone did that and just remembered to nuke it longer next time.

Tell me you're a gross douchebag without telling me you're a gross douchebag.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2022:

The whole truck reeks of giant douchebaggery.

Hey everyone, I'm planning to release a survey on Drug Use and Spiritual Experience.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2022:

In the first section you are asking questions in the third person about the first person. I think a better style would be "I am creative and inventive" vs "Is creative and inventive " ect.

Secret Santa??

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2022:

DC universe get even with Marvel.

Are you my people?

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2022:

Not going to say we lived in a small town, but our number was 2251, the prefix wasn't necessary nut it was 774.

Been busy with family so I'm late as usual!

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2022:

Great work