I see a similarity

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

He needs to wipe some shit off his fingers under his nose to complete the picture.

Yah, now what do you think, gramps?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

night night grandpa.

🐡🐠🐟🐬🐆🐋🦈🐙🦑🐟

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Job description: Fish masterbaiter

Hahahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Although with sites like this the possibility increases.

None for you

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

That is way too scary.

Just when I think I have heard it all, a co-worker at lunch told us about a coupon she found for ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Polygraphs are only accurate 90% of the time if you look at the evidence the industry provides, the cigarette industry stated for decades that they were 100% safe,before being totally discredited. the FBI said that hair analysis was 100% accurate for years only to finally say it was junk science. Many poligraphers would not take a polygraph if they did not know the person administering the test. All this to say, since the courts and science say it is junk science, I wouldn't even consider it. I would never ask my SO to take one either. In science even one false positive or negative invalidates an entire theory, so it's just a parlor trick.

Welp, looks like somebody got drunk last night.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I've been drunk before, but never left my leg at the bar drunk.

Who’s your favorite scientist and why?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Isaac Asimov, able to move from Teaching physics and writing textbooks to writing science fiction and back.

Intrepid scientists witness final days of Venezuelan glacier [apnews.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Tragedy on top of tragedy.

Would you buy it????

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Only if we could use it to burn him at the stake.

Relationship ☕☕☕

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Not only is it my longest relationship, it has only hurt me once.

Being an adult is.....

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Every day, every freaking day.

Had a hard time deciding whether to post this here or in the Gardeners group.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

makes sense to me.

Christmas music? 🤪😈

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

yes and hang it on the fence like we used to do with coyotes to warn the others.

We all know trump is a flat out racist.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

1619 was the date of the introduction of the first slaves to the English colonies if my history is right.

This speaks volumes

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Ole cadet bonespurrs had a back problem too. A yellow streak a mile wide.

Sounds about right

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

oldie but a goodie/

It's nipply..

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Trying to get daddy's attention now that he is chasing Vlad.

I normaly refrain from posting this type of meme...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

mine now.

Can't Get It Out Of My Head. Jeff Lynne. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Now I can't get it out of MY head.

Trump is such a delicate little flower that security held back the little climate change girl.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

While the optics are bad, that is standard protocol for the US president.

Chillin like future bacon....

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Damn, you've got a double row of buttons on your robe.

[aish.com] Have you ever been breadcrumbed?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

learned that there was a term for it, thanks. It is a pain being stashed and breadcrumbed,

Who indeed doesn't like the ocean?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

People that can darken a room just by their presence.

I thought I had an actual real and acceptable guy contact me last week.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

It's a shame when they wait until they see if there's a connection to actually read your profile.

Ouija Board.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Grandma, always with the food.

Come on, Netflix!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Probably describes football as 22 grown men beat the living shit out of each other for 3 hours, may delay other programing,

Sadly, I can relate.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Normal date night.

Been there...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

That's what I always request for my present anyhow. (the one on the right)

What the what?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

??? does not compute Will Robinson!

Ugh. Housework.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I ell people that if my housekeeping(or more precisely my lack of) bothers them, they are more than welcome to help.

On his 85th birthday, a reporter asked Maurice Chevalier, "Mr.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

And thus was born the punch line to a thousand jokes.

"Midweek" Lolol!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Or homley Wednesday.

Happy early Helloween.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

such a perfect likeness, might be too scary for the kiddos.

🤯😱😄🤪😳🙃 Hahahahahahahaha! Donald Trump at UN: President said he deserves Nobel ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I can see that, the action that would warrant it would be if he stood on a stage with Putin, Kim, Duarte, and Pence, killed them all then committed suicide. Anything less than that not a chance.

I am really struggling to try and stick to my resolution to not be sooo angry anymore but seriously ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Sharia law has come and his name is Trump.

Thoughts?!? [iflscience.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Good article, as someone that gets flu shots every year (I'm in a triple high threat group) I can attest to the effectiveness of vaccines.

Always remember:

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

and toto spelled inside out is toot.

Two funnies for you

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Karen is stirring up stuff in the gulf too.

Just my opinion, don't hate.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Need that watch

Too damn cute!!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

ones that choose you make the best cats.

BANKING House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) announced on the floor that the body will vote on ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Procrastination in the hopes of perfection are stonewalling and defeating.

Very good question😂🤣😁

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Only if done correctly.

Simple little crafts for Halloween treats.🎃💀

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Now I can't have suckers.

Do not jump directly to Chaotic Evil!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Done all except chaotic evil, going to give it a try at the library.

Wait... WHAT??

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Modest birds only show a little ankle.

Step-cat??

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

soon to be broken cat and trip to hospital for cat's human.

Monday morning flow chart.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

easy to understand, let's drink.

Barney and I celebrated Pride in the Park over the weekend!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Happy looking pup

Basic knowledge

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

We have the maths.

Dancing the night away.... [gph.is]

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

no

High noon at the I-80 rest stop.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Fat little rodents.

Why is it a faux pas to speak ill of the dead?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

When my maternal grandmother died, I was shocked by all the nice things people said about her. Most of the people in the small town were frightened of her and she wasn't a very nice person. During the eulogy I almost got up to make sure I was at the right funeral.

Is einstein's e=mc2 even possible?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

You are trying to understand a theory, without understanding the individual terms and their relational value, or what is being explained. This formula is the explanation of how matter and energy are related to each other. It builds on Newton's theories on Kinetic and Potential energy as well as the conservation of matter and energy theories of applied chemistry. What the theory states very simply put is that the amount of energy released what a piece of matter is converted into energy is equal to the mass of the matter times the speed of light squared. Isaac Asamov (sp) wrote some very basic texts on this which might make it clearer for you.

Brothers don't shake hands.....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

A friend will help you move, I good friend will help you move the bodies.

Still should be relevant....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

So. I have problems expressing my emotions too.

49 to be exact.....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Man up and just falsify some government documents

It cures everything....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Cambells has let this "unofficial" cite respond to their customers for some time now and their responses are what every complaint manager wishes they could say and they maintain a certain level of humor.

Now I can finally afford it.....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

That's just volume one of a three volume set.

Judge Warns President Trump He Is Not Above the Law, Orders Him to Testify in Civil Suit

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

How soon they forget what they did to Bill Clinton. He was forced to be deposed in a civil case that had no merit on its face, yet his perjury in that case was the basis for his impeachment. For those that don't remember, the Paula Jones case was dismissed s on the fact that if everything she aledged were true, she had no cause of action.

Exatamente

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Good answer.

I think everybody wants this

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

It seems like a good idea, but so dig drag racing the cop

Kitty memes

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

the bite 'look'.

Deez nuts.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

got to take the old man to work.

He’s baked

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

If he was any higher, he'd be riding on the roof

Go screw yourself.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

handing them a dildo, with nearly dead batteries.

Something to keep you awake and terrified at night!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

That is just sick.

How long did it take you?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

He know his place.

Still harvesting tomatoes from the "tomato forest".

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I've got about 2 more months of growing season, the cherry tomatoes are all setting fruit again.

Actually, a good point!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Key word missing is different people, some of those got married more than once. But the way it's written seems really strange.

I haven't been able to verify this yet but still. Really?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

The scaling the wall is from 2016, however at the same press conference, prior to Trump speaking Earlier in the presentation, Customs and Border Patrol Protection Commissioner Mark Morgan remarked that the enhanced fence would give Border Patrol agents “a few more seconds, a few more minutes to respond.”

I remember doing this🎶🎵🎶

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Yep.

Mr. Putin's Road Pet!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

He's going to find out that in order to sanctutary in Saudi Arabia, he'll have to convert to Islam like Idi Amin

Action vs. Vaping Not Guns! WTF!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

No high dollar campaign contributions from Juul.

Surrendering to Royalty!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Treason, death is too good for him, but it is the worst he can be sentenced to.

Locked and Loaded!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Scary!

Only You Can Prevent a Stupid Ass President!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

And the sooner the better

Have a blessed Sunday.🤣

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

this

Haunted house...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

electric mouse

Creeeek. Creeeeek. Meh, whatever.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

After hearing a loud bang outside (several actually) I finally went out to investigate, it was just the new crop of opossums. Mama was showing the kids the the route to my compost heap.

Is that what they mean??

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

She's facing the wrong way for a good evaluation.

That's all she write, meow.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

That's one.

Meme time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

got some good ones in there

Caught, all of them

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Better than my entrance line, "You horny slut", then you buy drinks for the one that turns around.

Caption included

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

So refill it, Now!

You decide

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

And never leave anything to eat outside your tent.

Cute message

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Cute puppy, and you're right Trump sucks.

Yes i miss those days

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

And how!

A red Indian boy asks his father, how do we get our names?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

old, old one groan.

Surprise....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I guess she saw through him.

...smh......

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

She's welcome to my neighborhood.

And for the foreseeable future!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Me too!

Better than "Hump-Day" I guess...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Nice outfit for midweek, or weekends.

The Dems need to read this.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Biden and Warren have both finally stopped pussy footing around and have called him out. But that is just the beginning.

I'm in mourning for an almost perfect man that I just blocked online.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

My condolences for your loss.

Halloween suprise pumpkin

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Your pumpkin has its pussy exposed.

Happy Weekend! Pineapple Princess / Annette Funicello [youtu.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

One of my first movie crushes

Maybe some day we might all learn???

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

if you've ever seen something I repaired, fixing someone is way out of my league.

Only your friends can sit on your dick

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Michael better learn to spell, before he starts dating.

Teaching through texting

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

well done