Coffee won’t stop staring.

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Duh?

Ha ha ha! +1ha

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

You can eat anytime, she's only in the mood every 3 months.

I'm boarding a plane and headed to Texas to spend face to face time with Jonado.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Best of luck be prepared for gridlock when you land in Houston, the worst traffic in the state and possibly the US.

Need to stop making these shakes in the morning ?

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

like that blender.

Ordered a ball washer off a golf site. Was horribly disappointed with what arrived.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

don't order the dyson ball cleaner, you will regret it once you wake up.

It's true..

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Oh yes!!!!

Mark Meadows; the congressman from N.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Mr Meadows, like Strom Thurman (black daughter) before him, proves just because you have family members that are black, doesn't prove you are not a racist. When you are the leader of the most racist caucus in the house and you support a convicted racist as the head of your party, you are a racist.

Let's hope not.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

does he get a family discount?

Real news! Trump was out of his depth in Hanoi.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Why would he think that he could bully a guy that had his bother and uncle killed and has more yes men around him than Trump has seen in his entire lifetime. Look what he did to Sony just for trying to release a movie about him.

Those talons are not made for walking, more like swooping.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

NO, just no.

Do you remember The Rest of The Story? He passed away ten years ago today. [npr.org]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I used to work with a guy in the Air Force that had to listen to him everyday at lunch. One of the other guys in the office found a station that played the same program an hour earlier, so about once a week he would play that station just to piss him off and mess up his lunch ritual.

T. Rex : Children of The Revolution 1972 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

It's strange when I see some of the dates on these songs, I could have sworn they were from later. but I guess it's time to.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVEhDrJzM8E

All hands on deck. Go here [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I had just gone there and thought, damn this is getting a lot of attention, this explains it. Way to go. Can we vote for censure for beating a dead horse or report her to PETA for it.

I don't look good naked anymore by the snake oil willie band

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I say let them get dark glasses.

Do you feel Facebook has too much impact on relationships?

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Anyone that blocks you over a disagreement on FB will do the same thing in person given the chance, Why date someone who's answer to conflict in a relationship is to hide behind a locked door and not talk is beyond me.

New haircut. What do you think?

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

looks good

To all the point whores I have helped in the last year, I am reaching out to you as I am within ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Have a couple

To all the point whores I have helped in the last year, I am reaching out to you as I am within ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

How dare you!

To all the point whores I have helped in the last year, I am reaching out to you as I am within ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Point whores?

My mother always bought this spray.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Kmart marketing tool 1. Kmart would mark it down below cost, had the cosmetics dept in the back of the store, so that women would have to walk the length of the store to get it.

Four political ones I found funny

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I laughed at all 4, good collection.

Bill.. I said my good-byes this morning... girls are gonna miss me.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

That's some big tits on those gals.

Public Service Announcement

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Once they're down stomp on them to mess up the camera.

Oh now you've gone to far

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Dead man walking.

Dual senate?

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

No.

Lots of miles between Taos, NM and Scottsdale, AZ for the past two days.

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Stopped and got gas there, but didn't do the tourist stuff there yet.

AOC is awesome. [motherjones.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I was impressed with her hard hitting questions and well thought out comments. She could be theses hearings Barbara Jordan.

Michael Cohen Disbarred, Game of Thrones Oreos - Monologue - Late Night [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

No, you get ready for school!

I remember this big hair look. Do you?

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Don't touch my hair days, lol

My exspouse and I are discussing moving in together - for economic reasons only.

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I would listen to my kids, they have been watching from the inside and except for you and your ex probably have the best view.

I’m going to read replies in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

On my way, Mutherfucker!

@actofdog just made Level 8!!! Stick with us, Grasshopper & you will go far!

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Congrats.. settle in for a long stay.

My first NBA game , as someone that never goes to see sports anymore , no regrets ?

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Your ass has a long way to go to be getting fat, Glad you had fun.

Breaking news: Cohen supplies documentation for his testimony.

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

here's the link https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/636-michael-cohens-congressional-t/3a1530b333230e775df5/optimized/full.pdf?action=click=Top%20Stories=Homepage#page=1

David Korins, the production designer for the Oscars and the arch I helped sculpt, put together this...

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:

fantastic

I can't take in any feral fur babies because of my life situation, but I feed the cats in a local ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Don't beat yourself up over it. Do what you can and be fine with it.

If you want to find out if a suspicious profile is fake, this usually works.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

bookmarked and what @carolekay said.

Not exactly a meme, but evidence that I not only zip through these memes at lightning speed, but ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

all the fucking time, I read and react very quickly sometimes.

Good morning.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Welcome come on in, if you have questions, ask. You'll get answers, some of them even correct.

@phxbillcee (Note the resemblance to my goblin.)

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Bill, I'd bite my tongue. lol

You know what’s great about Christianity? It’s versatile! [creationtoday.org]

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

How about when the boarded?

Well Jughead!

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Eating it like a burger. lol

Am I the only one to find this sickening?

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I don't care what he wears, I wouldn't wear it, but if he wants too fine.

This is a good idea for doing an end run around the silly electoral college that evidently is ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

The problem is not JUST the electoral college. We have had disproportionate representation since 1911 when the house was limited to 435 seats. A vote in Wyoming, Montana, North and South Dakota, Vermont and Alaska count more than a vote in any other state. If it were proportional Ca would have 70 house seats vs 53, Texas 44 instead of 36. The EC is only a symptom of the problem, not the problem itself. A simple law change at the federal level would fix the problem.

Yet another thing big thighs and ass are good for

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

As if earmuffs were not enough?

ICYMI BernieSandersTownHall CNNnews Bernie2020 CNN February 25, 2019 | Town Hall with Sen.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

going to have to watch this later, although based on listening to him for over 10 years already, it would be hard for him to say something that would shock me into not supporting him. For 10 years he did a one hour town hall type interview every Friday on Thom Hartman's radio/TV show.

couple of recent good ones

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I've never liked Spike Lee, I've never liked Trump. If I'm going to take sides in this one, it has to be on Spike Lee's side. Spike did not call out Trump, Trump made an unprevolked attack on an artist.

Looks like this is some good advice for meeting someone in the dating world: 'Don't call me ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

My rules for communication, if you call and I don't answer leave a message and I will call you back. If you text me and I know that it is going to take several texts back and forth, I may call you or I may text back to see if you are available to talk. If I gave you my phone #, it is OK to call me. I don't take my phone into the bedroom unless I have an expectation of a call before I plan on getting out of bed. If I am driving, I have blue tooth, so if you text, I WILL call you back.

Good morning. We're at 98 members this morning. Welcome to @Barbara

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

welcome!

Loads of Mini 45er's. OMGoodness they multiply at an alarming rate.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Why are you picking on maggots?

Does anyone recognize this car of Ford Motor Company?

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Thew biggest marketing mistake until New Coke came out.

Awaiting flooring installers today.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

As you make your conversion, the hardest thing will be to rip out a plant that is not performing its intended purpose as well as it should and replacing it with something new. Once you can get to that stage, you should be able to accomplish your goal.

Kinda says it all for me.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Nailed it.

A friend of mine took this picture outside his kitchen window yesterday.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

They seem to pose, don't they

Ikea instructions

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

send the drawing to engineering, Hold on to your ass when something comes back.

I'm not posting this in Senate, so I brought it in here.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Brown

Q. Who holds the landspeed record for going from hot to not? A. It's me

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Weird is good

Big Bird calls all her friends to chat.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

That is a good one.

Best therapy and I would rather have wine.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Oh yes.

Share your story??

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I was a rebel with way too many causes.

Earworm for a Monday Night.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Raspberries make good finger wigs

A hug from me...

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Finally human contact.

This is scary! Did anyone have anything like this to play on?

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Not THAT old, close though.

I’ll start.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Fuck, do something!

I’ll start.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

No, not there.

She has been a bad girl!

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

need fur

OK, I'm back. Stupid Senate BS keeps sucking me in.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Really LOLed, I used to read senate stuff first, now I ignore about half of it.

Awwww, look, a Miss Clairol moment.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I want the peroxide franchise at the next republican convention, I can live the life of Riley after that one week.

I spent a long time in the woods.I keep thinking about sex.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

got some wood did you?

Man buns are acceptable if-

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

They are never acceptable, they just don't look good.

Pinecraft park has sprung into spring.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

like the buzzards and herons

I worked with a talented team of sculptors to create the stage for this years Academy Awards.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I tuned in just to see your work, the last time I watched any of it Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid was up for best Picture. Loved your set.

I say take what you can get...

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

any port in a storm. lol

Cher - Bang Bang [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Saw her twice a year a part at the Park in Vegas, at 70 she still does a great show. With all the action on stage, I realized that she barely moved, it was other performers. And the 10 costume changes.

I'd hold it all day first.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Between 10 years in competitive athletics and 6 years in the military, no big deal.

teresaj487 [agnostic.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Where do all these women come from that want to watch cricket, I know it's big in the UK and former colonies but I've never met an American that could even give you a description other than , isn't that the fore runner to baseball?

Test dummy

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

It has to be something that @Cutiebeauty is attracted to

It's just a fantasy

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Wish it were so.

Hello! Dipping my foot back in the shallow end of online mingling.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Welcome from North Oak Cliff, just south of you.

Brrrrr....

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

would be more fun dancing if they were on her back.

no words . If u believe and support gods , I don't need your words either .

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

One of my favorite sayings is "I slept like god during the holocaust."

This Quiz Will Reveal Just How Kinky You Are [buzzfeed.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I got 83%.. .What % Kinky Are You?You Got: 83% kinky!You're very kinky. You've ticked off a fair amount of things already on this list, and you have plans to tick off a couple more. There's never a chance for sex to be dull when it's with you. ... I always thought I was kind of middle of the road.

Boston. Smokin. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Good choice

Hahahahaha!

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

terrible couples costume, especially if you go stag.

Coming out to family is the hardest part, after that it's easy street.

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

My mother had a meltdown when I told her in high school. She continued to assume that she had convinced me when I married a religious woman (she's now a UU) and when worked for the church, the last time I went to church was with her the week before the divorce. It was a relief to finally not have to pretend for anyone. My son is a devout atheist, he makes no apologies.

Call the waaahmbulance

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I haven't seen anything that was bad yet, someone needs their panties unbunched.

This Is The Life?

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Back in the 70s we had our station wagon fixed up for camping this way carrying everything on the roof rack. Many great stories in Wa, Or, Id, Mt, and WY. Spokane was a great starting point for a lot of short trips on 3&4 day weekends.

How many have this in their kitchen? ?

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I did away with all the "neat" cover plates when we rewired the house, my son thought it was about time. he had a clown in his room, have to admit that was a little creepy.

"That can't be accurate"!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

No I took the mirrors down when I redid the bedroom and never put them back up.

Sexy nurse.

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

All I have to say about that

Is it a dog bird, or a bird dog?

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Cat-dog

Jeannie C. Riley - Harper Valley P.T.A. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

On the set of HeeHaw, I believe. I haven't heard that song in a while

You looking at me?! Gracie being a cuddle bug., although she looks kind of suspicious. :)

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

that look!

Sorry they are a tad blurry but the wind is blowing - boy, is it blowing! Anyway, bulbs are ...

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

My blue bells are sprouting and my nectarene tree is about a week away from blooming for its last time.

Exactly......

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

do what?

No wonder we were such a generation of sadists.....

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

not in the least, I never thought about it.

Don't see this pic if your are eating, you just ate. I'm not responsible for vomit.

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Bad labeling or go the conservative site, they don't seem to mind inaccurate posts.

Looking forward to this

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I have been known to cheat on my bed with my couch, the only kind of cheating that is acceptable.

That would do it.

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Organic Chem, made me cry uncontrollably

Found this in my memories on fascistbook. Still holds true, lets change that

glennlab comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Never saw them as being mutually exclusive.