You know it's fucked up when...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

When my father died, the priest refused to give him last rites because he was living in sin with a protestant (my mother) in an unsanctioned marriage, that produced non catholic children who were likewise condemned to hell. Doesn't give you warm feelings about the church.

A variation on an earlier theme...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

my take

Anyone think we will ever see him wear a blue MAGA cap?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Red has been the color of extremist for over a century, the USSR, PRC and Nazis, he will wear a nice faded color in 2 years mixed with some yellow hopefully.

Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Even satire has to be checked, It is too strange a world we are in that it's easy to mistake satire and the onion for real news in the actual world. Someone save us from this insanity.

Visited San Francisco in 2011, also Stanford and the university

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

makes me miss the 70s summers.

Go fig yerself?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Just needed to show the damned thing that when he's hungry, you better get him food or else. Notice how the fish showed up and kept multiplying so as not to piss him off

Airline seats

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I'm the guy walking down the aisle, lol

Worms are gross and mornings are stupid...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

They can talk all they want to, I won't answer.

Do you remember having/using this?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

had three of them on my desk sorted by which hat I was wearing that day.

We can take the white bus I bought.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

got a map, I'm down for a road trip. pretty sure there's no cell reception there.

She was not a smart girl.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

But he promised to eat her.

Gift ideas...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

No, it's a dual purpose card, for when you want to say something, but would really like to SAY something.

Poor babies.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

If you haven't learned how to live on $11M a year, you should probably learn, before we decide to just eat the rich.

For fans of coffee

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

only 12! wimp!

So cute! Rare though!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

right before full bore, maniac, going to kill me something real bark

Looks innocent enough but... One sweet kiss ?

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

and she is pregnant (I used to raise rabbits, and yeah, it's that fast.)

This explains alot...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Thankfully, it has, yes it has.

Went to Harris Beach today it was very chilly.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Love the Oregon beaches, even in the winter.

Tom Price is being watched.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

but he only hires the best. Tom appears to be one of the top assholes in the country.

Time for a groan, methinks...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

You succeeded!!

And I wonder...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

luck

I was going to post something....what was it?

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Blame it on MIB, as good as anyone

Always Seems like it

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

and NE gets ready with the rest of the refs

Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Had to look it up, B side is "Sorry about your Penis" I laughed so hard at the title, I haven't had time to listen to that yet.

I love Stalin memes

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

or they will pretend to be happy until your ass is dead.

I sometimes wondered if "Flight Lead" actually knew where we were going:

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

ouiji board directions.

For all you Dognostics out there!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Yes, Virginia, there is a Dog, and it's your turn to feed and walk him.

If it happened tomorrow. I would.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Depends on my mood that day, curious me would go, realist me would say these things are never what they seem at first and our experience with our own species has not been real good in superior technology situations

Doesn't look very exciting to me.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

People just dieing to get in there.

Maybe my all time favorite commercials and the sound effects are brilliant [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Hilarious.

LOL! RSM III is "playing" on a game show... [i.dailymail.co.uk]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

The sooner the better

I mean really...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Already did it, don't need to do it again.

A vowel movement??

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

So groany that it's good.

Youngsters need to think what kind of world they are going to leave me and Keith Richards.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

And be sure that you've cleaned it before you go.

This is just how I look

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Who knew resting bitch face would catch on?

Bugs and Mickey chilling

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

que the lawsuits, 3.2.1...

Ill hide you seek!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

More people have seen him than Jeebus.

I'm not sure how it works but seems to be true

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

They have run out of the blood of virgins to bathe their sins away

if you're lonely

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

no, just no. I would rather dine alone than need something to complete me. I can be good company.

Marianne Faithfull and Alain Delon in The Girl on a Motorcycle. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

loved her music.

Just a little Korla Pandit to counter the Industrial Dance video. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I feel as if a bad 50s mummy movie is about to break out.

You were born to stand out - Dr. Seuss

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I hope that was photo shopped, otherwise someone is at the ER getting blood.

It was -8 degrees Celsius at Conrad's Beach when I shot these photos this morning.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

At first glance I thought this was a show me your beaver, but I otter duck out to say great pics.

Movie night

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

One of the reasons empty nest is not a curse, but the objective.

Where messages go to die

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

same here

Argument for sex ed

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

It is a shame that in the 21st century we are still too prudish as a society to teach people about their own bodies.

Border security blanket

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

We should just photo shop a wall for him and tell him it's done, and all our immigrants are from Northern Europe and really hot.

Bang their heads -that's what I told them

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Be careful what you ask for, payback is a bitch! Bitch.

He feels your pain?

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

If cabinet chiefs were required to live on the average savings of the lowest 50% of their departments without access to credit cards or other lines of credit, the shut down would have been over in a week. To enforce it I suggest we house them in one of those country club federal prisons they like to brag are not even real punishment.

Sounds like extortion to me.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

and to me.

Good Sunday morning??

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

coffee is always better than work.

If the shoe fits, lace that bitch up and wear it!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

The Jeebus in her is about to explode and that's her climax face.

I should be more successful than I am.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I should be king of the world. lol

Even I can see that.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

whatever works.

I am good with half. Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

forgot head on a pike, as a warning to other rats.

Putting it into perspective.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

For the right woman, I can deal with crazy, never a dull moment.

Be careful what you say to kids, they tend to to take you literally, kids do not understand ...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

oldie, but still relevant

Just feed me ALL the cookies!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

if you took half my cookies, you'd be so fucked up that you wouldn't feel the pain of the black eye and broken hand

Grab a donut while you are at it.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

my favorite thing when someone says they are cold in my house, gain some fucking weight.

Cross between Old Spice chili & Brut beer

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

love a girl who kisses ass. lol

Oh cheat!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

a brown out?

If this were a title of a book, bet it would sell a few copies.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Only had a few psychos in my life, and glad when each was gone, but still miss them.

That escalated quickly

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

which one is more effective at releaving the stress of the day and let you get to sleep?

THE RUNAWAYS - Wasted (1977 UK TV Appearance) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

For the longest time I didn't realize that the Runaways had female singers. video really has changed how we recognize music.

Single vs Marriage

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Turnabout is fair play, lol

Heart - Crazy on You (live, 1977, on The Midnight Special) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

How time flies when you're having fun, I can't believe its been 40 years

[nationaleconomicseditorial.com] What do you think?

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

It is an opinion piece, making up their own facts wholesale. A little fact checking puts this as an extreme right wing source, with questionable fact presentation, I would not trust this as a source for anything.

My doctor has ZERO bedside manner...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

we share a doctor?

Thanks Science!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Living in an area that had frequent polio outbreaks, I gladly took the shot, then when the sugar cube came out, gladly took it. Living in the swampy area of La. you knew what those diseases could do. I had a ton of the diseases that we vaccinated my son for, and never would have dreamed of not giving him one.

3,2,1 ignition!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

LMAO

Just following his business model...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

He's going to be disappointed when he actually opens the package and finds out it was not exactly as advertised

& Ann Coulter, too!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

She could be so pretty, all she has to do is shut up and turn off the lights.

I'm just here for the dancing sandwiches...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

aw shucks.

Memesmemesmemes

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Phil was my favorite.

Ba dum tissss

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Similar to Washington, people their know their ash is from a hole in the ground (St. Helens)

When you're waiting for him to get the towel

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

may have been a while, those are already starting to mature

Guess I’m not the only tumbleweed survivor of the Camp Fire in Butte County, CA - my address has ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

If you're in the Dallas area, always open to visitors.

Ground hog day in Canada. Holy Shit, it's cold!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

spring rains outside, messing up my outdoor plans.

Some things are never a bargain.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

overpriced. plus the meds afterwards cost 5 x as much.

My favorite echo!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

translate the last one please

A friends girlfriend is throwing him a 40th birthday party.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

put the other half up elsewhere.

ABORT! ABORT!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

she's almost ripe, unwrap her and put in crisper.

I'm just going to post the link instead of copying and pasting here, because the caps show and the ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

All hail Satin, he's really smooth.

I'm wondering is this really true?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

It has been my experience.

i know the look all too well

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

My mother's response, "Why would you want to go to hell?" Our first and last conversation on agnosticism.

The more you know ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Nailed them all.

What can I say?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

kind of like all those hysterical markers on the roadside?

Somehow I doubt it.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Pretty sure he just got the sweatshirt that fits. and what DD said.

Pretty awful.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Talk about butt hurt, lol

Slipped right out of the bun.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

frozen wieners, again!

Here's a groaner.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

but he is so cute, but the text is so groan

It's Groundhog Day! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Loved the movie, trailer was a good lead in compared to most.

Trumpster needs an education

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

He needs an enema to clear out his brain.

Are you willing to tell me about the best sex you've ever had?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Way too detailed a memory to share, suffice it to say it was a passing in the night type thing where both of us were totally into it.

[m.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

song shows their R & B roots

Surprise Sweetie! ?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

sticky situation!

What is it that makes people take videos or pics of people they killed?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I never wanted to know and it took 30 years before I finally admitted killing another human. IMO people that want to be in a war zone have a problem and probably shouldn't be there. If you enjoy killing, you need a trip to the shrink.

My first LOL for the day; had to share.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

good one

Where is evil?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

another arrow in my quiver to piss over my believing family

Image consultant?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

you can put lipstick on your hemorrhoid, but it is still a hemorrhoid