No wonder he sits forward so much. Ick! I'm not cleaning that!

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Every picture of him, he looks colorized like those movies from the 30s and 40s that they updated.

I have a cell iphone with Verizon service, which I hear is pretty good throughout the US.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It really depends, When I travel there are lots of areas that you wouldn't expect good service in that have it and ones you expect it there is none. The satellite GPS has some holes in deep valleys and near tall cliffs but nothing like the cell tower holidays. The coverage they tout is percentage of people, not locations, so the farther you will be from people concentrations, the more likely you will need Sat. GPS. I also travel with a ton of maps, lol.

Another beautiful weekend with my man. Aunt Mary is smitten like a kitten.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

You go girl!

My goofy child Belle is at work with me.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Good looking pup.

Ill fated blind date. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Don't you hate when that happens.

? A meme for introverts... I hope they come out to see it...

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

That's me except for the last two lines, I reach out to the people too. Guess that is the difference between intro an extro.

Who remembers Bob Denver as Maynard G. Krebs on the Dobie Gillis TV series before he was Gilligan?

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

he was always Maynard Krebs to me. Talk about being typecast.

I think that number is probably low

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It was such a problem, that tech orders in the military directed you to put a courtesy tab after using the tape.

My next-door neighbor of 24 years died last week.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

What a wonderful gift.

Trump vs. Mueller

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

That is all you need to know about the religious right.

Tapestry is one of the first albums I ever purchased. What was your first buy?

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Days of Future Past- Moody Blues

Things were much better in the old days...

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

You need to remember that Ike could have had the nomination of either party in 1952, and in fact was pursued by leaders of both parties, he was that middle of the road and a war hero. He understood taking care of the people and they will take care of the job philosophy and had just come out as the leader of the largest socialist organization the world had ever known as the Supreme Allied Commander.

Let go of what's gone. Be grateful for what remains. Look forward to what's coming.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

And Breathe.

Happy Sunday All.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

coffee and waiting for my soon to be ex-client to show up .

It's the same thing, isn't it? ?

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

But what do the police call it?

Body Image: fair warning this will most likely be a long post.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Well written. I joke that I am twice the man I used to be, and on some days that is actually true.

I love Outdoors??

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

You had me at girl, all the rest is a great big plus.

Please help me! Finish this sentence: “Sending a prayer chain to an atheist is like .

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Teaching a pig to sing, Not only is it a waste of time, it irritates the pig.

I think that number is probably low

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

True, so true.

Crazy times in Murcia these days

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

All good.

True.....?

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

yes

....or walk briskly.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

never run any more

5,910 more points to level 9!

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Since i followed back, points.

Science......!

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Points

5,910 more points to level 9!

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

points.

Seems legit....

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Happy Birthday Eric.

Or literally

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Don't forget to fuck the wife. Homework.

Baby can't believe his eyes.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Those eyes, like you said.

A video of me as a baby learning to say "frog."????? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

that and truck.

That’s not a freakin banana, Gary ?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Why does the fruit smell like urine?

And then the causality violation prevented the big bang.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

OK Sheldon!

What is that mean?!????

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

He's either asleep or dead, no guy is going to just lay there for that

Reading about Teddy's square deal and all the advancement in workers rights from the early 1900s.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Nixon, then Reagan. Ike was the last progressive Republican, and LBJ the last progressive Democrat.

So...is anyone ever on here?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

sometimes, leave a post, people will comment, or not, but reach out with an effort.

Cat schizophrenia?or one bad ass cat :) Look out dogs.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I had a cat that needed that shaming, my neighbor would call me to complain that my cat was beating up her dog.

It seems its never too late. Not for some things anyway. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Haven't reached it yet.

It is probably an effect of the abuse I have had, but I've noticed when I'm ill or injured I become ...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I can relate, I'm not sure that I have anything to offer other than a long distance shoulder to cry on and an empathetic me too.

Facebook strikes again ??

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Not going to comment on this one for sure.

I wonder why?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

never understood face and neck tattoos

Anger Management

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Works even better if you sit on their head. lol

....and you're out if milk.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Always use the whole onion, it's going to go to waste if you don't.

Frank didn't BS

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Nothing has changed in 30 + years.

The cycle of crime...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They always said that god helps those that help themselves, but since there is no god, it turns out that helping yourself is the only way to get ahead

First, we steal your heart... My pit bulls...❤😍

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

All dogs and cats.

Complex Creatures?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

What he said.

The red or the blue pill... ?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

nor does that treadmill

So many people I could send this to

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

wrong group, we're all Sapiophiles

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I was on a second date, I forgot her name, I could remember tons about her, but not her name. She was 5-7,100 pounds and did not like any reference to how thin she was. I called her "Chubby", she loved it, we ended up being married 32 years, we've been divorced 10, I still call her chubby or chubbs.

Good Saturday morning, have a wonderful day.?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I laughed at the "smoke" coming out of the computer, now i can't unsee it. lol

Pic of the day. Don't you luv the colours?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Beautiful

Welcome @CallMeDave

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Welcome

6am on a saturday should be outlawed

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I had a soon to be ex-client call me this morning at 7 this morning to reschedule an appointment he just set up yesterday.

Uh oh.he does look shady.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Not worried, what are the chances of 2 serial killers in the same car?

Good Morning all. I am back. It was not a heart attack, just vertigo. What caused it?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I know it is easier said than done, but don't let the stress get to you if you can, take a breath, then another.

Dream big :)

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

nap

Dating profiles, am I right?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Conservative, Trump supporter, God references.

SERGIO MENDEZ "Mas Que Nada"...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Haven't heard this one in years

Tonight I had a pretty bad first and last date.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sorry you had an asshat for a date. Better luck next time.

Maybe it was partly the string of dreary days that was broken by this beauty, but the colors ...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Very bright for a rainbow. Good pics.

Thank u lord for the daily bread

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I sleep like god during the holocaust.

Meanwhile... The Wearable Penis Camera - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

no

Anyone wanna pay the shipping to see where it is made? [ilovemyfreedoms.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I don't think so, but you know his base is shrinking when they mark down the bling.

Can you relate?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

The only thing that I was ever impressed with was the equipment we used on nukes, everything else, WTF.

I take that back...I'm not sorry.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Youngster!

How do they always find me?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

scam likely!

Now accepting applications....

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

which one are you, and why can we see your knees.

He's right behind you....idiot!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Never be the first couple to have sex in a horror movie or wear a red shirt on an away team.

You're welcome!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Not going to take that chance.

Pasta Star Wars Meme...I also want be feared.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

ramen!

Or when a meme double posts on Ag....

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Water no, Vodka on the other hand.

Ignoring the fact that trump seems have forgotten touch up the paint on his hand in this pic, look...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Don't tease, you're going to get all our hopes up and some asshole doctor will give him a new heart, unfortunately he also needs a new brain.

Breaking News; White House Rejects Supremacist Label: “No One Has Done More Than Trump to Prove...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

a little dated, but never more true.

A really splendid rainbow obsidian

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

beautiful

Worth considering.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Since only the good die young, I'm going to live forever.

What the New Egg Study Means for the Beloved Breakfast Food [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I'm going to die from something, it may as well be fun installing it.

Memories for life

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Mama needs to learn to close the door.

Dude! It's getting old!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

now that is a dirty martini

That's one sexy birch!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Tear her limb from limb.

A .....latte please

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

someone's work week is up!

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

Punny... ??

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Got to have context to make sense of it.

Five years ago I made giant popcorn for the MTV Movie awards.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

great work.

I wish I could remember, how many do?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I remember doing it, but that feeling of free flight, of not knowing how high or far you are going to go, of anticipating the impact. nah.

Good morning, rise and shine everybody.?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

A little coffee goes a long way, from the pot to the cup, cup to the lips, back out it goes, next cup.

Stop the blaming..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Exactly.

I was just talking to someone here about ladders...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

couldn't have said it better.

Welcome @rsabbatini

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Welcome.

Date 3: I thought that I posted this last night, but I don't see it.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Sorry it didn't go well for you, but the chance of winning the lottery is zero if you don't buy a ticket, at least you bought a ticket and there will be other drawings.

It is FRIDAY!! Since I have joined the ranks of the "M-F,9-5ers" I am so happy/relieved to be ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Hope you are adapting well.

I know this isn't a meme, but that just goes to show what a wild law breaking rebel I am.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

They're cheap and easy to train to do it.

In the nick of time

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Only applies if you don't have a dog.

Oldie but goodie

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Save us all, give him the money.

I had a friend come over with an infected Dell to see if it works on PC s too

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

They spend more time with the computer and it would hurt more if it was gone.

After 5 years of withdrawal from life (after the death of my husband) I decided to try online ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I'm a little younger than you (64), but I feel your frustration. I tried several paid dating sites and was sorely disappointed. I kind of gave up on searching and figure when i find her, I find her. I have met at least half a dozen people on this site. I have flown and driven thousands of miles to meet people hoping to meet like minded friends. Some day, maybe one of those or future friends will be the person that is my match, but no matter how many times I strike out in a love connection, I still hope I made a friend connection. The old saying that you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince, goes for both sexes.

I have spent my entire life living in the moment.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

My goal everyday is to learn or see something new or better. Near death experiences have left their mark on me and I try to live every as if I may not get up tomorrow, while still maintaining a pace I can handle. I do a lot of spontaineous adventures just because I can.

Some Florida wildlife.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

those sandhills don't seem too intimidated by you. Good shots.

OMG.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Welcome. Lets have some shots to celebrate.

This is me on most days. Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

how about a

Well now we know.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

woohoo Misty made it.

Heart is a thumpin

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

How come you never look at me like that?