I'm just doing a check on our group. Is everyone okay?

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2020:

As of 11 AM today Dallas county is under a mandatory no large gathering ban.

Wow I thought the toilet paper hording was an Australia thing!

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2020:

What the hell is wrong with people. without anymore shopping i can survive for at least 6 weeks without having to shop anywhere except the gas station if power is cut off and I am not a prepper.

Was suggested by some people to check this app out, so just saying whats up

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Welcome. come in, take part.

Coronavirus is an anagram for carnivorous. Coincidence?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

now I won't be able to spell either one, thanks. lol

Ladies, if you and a new prospect agree to meet, do you find that he leaves all the logistics up to ...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

It depends on who is more familiar with the area we are meeting in. I'll give some input, but I want her to be in an environment she is comfortable in.

But seriously, what is it?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

bathroom stationary

Sounds like fun

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

wish I was in a legal state.

What did you say

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Like father, like son.

Just yikes

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Bet he doesn't wash his hand either

Yup thats us

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

It would be so much better if they had the proper equipment to wage the war.

Anyone else besides me

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

New Me too movement!

Awww, it's the thought that counts, right?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

bet they wipe them out

lol........

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

little young for Madonna,

Good Morning, Everyone! Happy Wednesday! It's swim day, which means stretches and core work in the...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Due to an autoimmune response to some lifesaving drug therapy, I have degenerative arthritis in every joint. Heat, CBD, drugs only when I can't handle it to get to sleep. I try to stay active.

A couple more oldies. Cats and vehicles, and cats on vehicles.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

@hathacat there's at least 3 here you'd like.

This is what Minnie does to me.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Has you well trained.

So true! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Don't you know all those people that didn't do the things they really enjoyed because they were bad for them are going to be pissed when they realize this,

Another four years of pretty much the same.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Prior to Trump getting elected, I actively looked for a new country. I had almost settled on Belize, I went down after he was elected and immigration procedures had gotten much more difficult and more expensive. The more difficult Trump has made immigration to the US other countries have reciprocated.

The DNC has screwed the pooch again.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

I will take a slightly demented Biden over a fully demented Trump any day. All the more reason to make sure that Joe names a young healthy VP. Bernie just announced that he is staying in the race.

I am furious .

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

I hate when accountants make care decisions, I hope it gets better.

Breaking news! Harvey Weinstein is sentenced to 23 years! Woohoo! Is it enough!? I think so...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

given his age, that is an effective life sentence, few people live to 90 on prison.

Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm in Woodburn, Oregon. I think I'll make a visit this year!

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

That is beautiful.

Confidentiality gone wrong

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Not really an improvement.

Today's temperature in NYC is 71 degrees! Nice and breezy.

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

78 and sunny in Dallas today, cold front and rain in the next two days, allergens off the scale. Spring has sprung, the grass has riz.

I was at my local Wegmans (supermarket) yesterday and they had run out of my preferred store-brand ...

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I buy mine at Sam's or Costco, so I only buy like once a year. Same goes for soap, detergent, wet wipes, hand soap, desanitizer, and a few other things.

Anyone received a HI message from a Saturnkyle?

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Thankfully no.

If Bernie loses bad tonite, I won't be surprised if he concedes and drops out.

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Texas hasn't released its total numbers yet either, it is not a conspiracy, it is how the system is designed. Until the vote is certified in all the counties, it has not happened. California has a NEW voting by mail procedure that they are still working the kinks out of, and voting has not finished. Texas has recounts going on in counties that may change the makeup of the delegation. Delegates are not chosen by the statewide voting only, but are also selected by the voting within the state's voting subdivision.

..........

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

So true

Inappropriate A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him ...

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Actually LOLed

🐷 Trump says corona virus is minor compared to the flu.

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

While in absolute numbers it is minor compared to the flu, in relative numbers it appears to be 100s of time worse for those infected and in its ability to spread.

Happy Tuesday! What's your relationship with taxes?

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I'm an retired accountant. I have done corporate, partnership and individual taxes, as well as various state taxes. .Most peoples taxes are simple enough that they could do them themselves. I caution anyone that has a tendency to see things only as they benefit themselves from doing their own taxes. i have done other accountant's taxes just for that reason. just like a lawyer that hires another lawyer to handle a personal legal case. Second thing, just because you heard something or read it on the Internet, doesn't mean it is true or applies to you. If you have questions the IRS has pub 17 available in a searchable format for personal taxes and pub 334 for business. irs.gov will provide you with the pubs and printable blank forms.

You will never look at a duck the same again.

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

two pets in one

This is so true when you live in Oklahoma 🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

with all the suggestions, it's going to be a 35 piece set.

Cats>>>Strippers

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2020:

oldie but a goodie. this showed up as in memes, but now is listed just under posts, any idea what happened?

Hmmmm 🙄🙄🤔🤔🤔🤔

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2020:

well you have one now.

A few more before I fool myself into thinking I might get a good night's sleep.

glennlab comments on Mar 9, 2020:

I laughed way too hard at the new tenant rules.

Sen.

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I wonder if trump will excuse him from coming to the whitehouse to kiss his ass everyday.

Cats because... Well... Cats. Also. Holy Cat!!

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

rainbow kitty rocks and rolls/ and shower cat is a tattle tail

More cats because ... It's a long story and it ends with Meow.

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

purrfect

Can’t wait to try these

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

New at the cannabis store?

............ 🍻

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

you need one more at least.

Dammit! Wait. That's kinda cool!

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I want one.

Since you put it that way...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Ouch, word salad ALERT.

Oh wow, this made my day! [l.facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

great and cute

Spaghetti.

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Ra'men!

Looking forward to it. :)

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

get the silver bullets ready

Getting older...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Aging is difficult

Absolutely.

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Reason I drive with the windows up.

True dat...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

probably both, they keep telling everyone the benefits of veganism until they are no longer attractive or worth the effort.

I think I need some of this.

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

wouldn't that be flavored KY gel?

Remember to tip!

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

That's an idea for next time my religious friends visit.

Take two tablets and call Moses

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

What he they knew him by staying awake?

Damn, girl!

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Pretty much any guy and girl.

Natural disasters

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Bad aim?

My new EZ recipe!

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

will that work with any beer or just butt light?

He asked me to email his friend, sight unseen. A scam?

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

This is so Jr High. That was the last time I saw this in real life. The Internet allows you to make contact without being embarrassed by the rejection in front of your friends. I vote either scam or preteen.

True love.

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Never ask a question you don't want to hear the answer to.

Kinky aisle.

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

heading to aisle 15

This really has the potential to become a thing...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

lift the covers, if it's first reaction is why did you do that, it's a cat, if it's I'm so happy to see you, where did you go? it's a dog. either way you win.

[theconversation-com.cdn.ampproject.org] Needle free vaccines soon

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

reminds me of the polio vaccine that almost wiped out local sugar cube supplies. Doctors were shipped out the vaccine in bulk, had to buy sugar cubs locally, then dropped the vaccine on the sugar cube before handing them out. No muss, no fuss, and no screaming kids. Except this is so much simpler and with environmental controls who knows what the shelf life will be.

Very seriously you don't mess with my coffee

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Ah yes

Yup would be interesting

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2020:

None that are easily identified.

Groceries emptied by panicked people. Is this happening where you live?

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I just did a quick inventory of supplies. If I had to I could survive for 90+ days as long as I restrict hand washing to 40-50 times a day and hand sanitizing to 25 times a day,. I've got TP and wet wipes as well as all my meds are well stocked, shaving supplies and bath soap for at least a year. But then again I just did a major replenishment run about 3 weeks ago and it a 1st of the quarter meds sent from the VA.

Raini's tree = Ornamental Plum Fun with the changing light this evening.

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

So delicate, yet so pretty.

The Skull of Mary Magdalene is on display at a French museum or Tales From the Crypt CryptKeeper's ...

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I've always wondered how many of the artifacts held in the crypts and below alters are actually what they claim. Most of time the records don't start until several hundred years after the people died,

Most think they are weeds but I find all flowers beautiful.

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

weeds are only weeds if they are growing where they are not wanted, otherwise they are just plants. I've had people call grape hyacinths, blue bells, and irises weeds. If you like them, they are flowers.

Hello from Texas

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I just dip my fingers in the hot sauce that was too hot for me to eat. I guarantee that it keeps you from touching ANY mucous membrane. AND before you do it a second time you wash the holy hell out of your hands with really good soap.

Doggy is upset

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Always flush the water bowl before you leave the house, be considerate.

I started my veggie seeds inside too early! Frost free day isn’t for another 3 weeks! If I put my ...

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I have used gallon containers that you put over each plant when the temp is forecast below 40 F. If you can get milk jugs, you cut the bottom out and they will act as mini greenhouses. You can tent the rows with visquene, a small roll will cover a very large garden. Tent it up at least 24 inches with weights around the edges and you have the equivalent of a cold frame that they use up north,

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, so I climbed up to old Glory on top of a mountain.

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I wonder if anyone has pointed out the misspelling on the sign, I would rather go on a trail than on trial

Groceries emptied by panicked people. Is this happening where you live?

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

I am always well stocked and could survive if I couldn't get to the store for 2 weeks. I have a chest freezer, large pantry, and even a generator, camp stove and other gear even if power was interrupted. Plan ahead, stock up a little at a time and there is not such thing as panic buying.

Yup typical lol

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

So true.

Best way to stay safe

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

With acid?

I have never seen one, have you?

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Had one.

With yet another gone by, birthdays are definitely better at the beach!

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Happy Birthday, glad you were able to take the pup to the beach.

You're welcome

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's what happens when you live in Misery.

DIY.. u methed up

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Red neck lightning?

Another WTF moment brought to by the Outlier

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Are we tired of winning yet,if this is winning, I'd hate to lose.

Hello! I joined several years ago, but life was a bit in chaos so I’m finally saying hi now! ...

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Welcome, come on in.

My peach trees.

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

They're more like siblings than twins, even when they are cuttings from the same mother.

Spring ahead... here we go!

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Getting ready to go through my supply of Amazon boxes (starter) and my wood pile for my firepit.

Nothing like a little grade school humor!

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

From the tremmer movies, AssBlaster

Just checking in..

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

'bout damn time you checked in.

This is painful in more ways than one.

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Even if it's photshopped, it's funny.

No thanks...

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

What is a Jala, and why would you mix its penis with green olives?

Ive been converted! To the church of the flying spaghetti monster! How do I tell my family?

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

over dinner at the Spaghetti Factory

A few of his successes..

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Biden is not my first or even my second choice, and I am actively working for him to not get the nomination, but if he gets it, I will work just as hard to see that he replaces the orange pustule.

To those who use cardboard scratch pads.

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

So they are a feeding station and a scratching station?

Yes I have, have you?

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

The brand of Avon that my grandmother wore all the time and gingerbread, same reason.

None to be found!!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

never gets old.

Old ad...Tootsie 🤔 I never cared for them, do you?

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2020:

never really liked them either.

Boy syrup

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

I always wondered where the color degradation went, so it's white, clear, then brown?

[m.youtube.com] Some ‘Godly’ advise

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

good one

Memory lane... hysterical memory lane (at least for me). Part 1.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

loved them.

Just turned 51...and i feel terrific!

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

Happy Birthday,

It's a new thing?

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

I keep the industrial sized bottles and refill my dispensers. My ex thought I was buying new dispensers so she put a date on one, still have it. It's date march 2006

Uh Oh!.....

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

not going to take that chance.

Say it out loud.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

had to read the intro for it to make sense, good job.

Kids these days...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

No farmers in the younger generation lol

medical tests naked???

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2020:

Had a friend that forgot to tell them he had shrapnel in his back. it actually pulled it to a point where it could be removed. he was damned lucky it didn't kill him.