To me, this is more likely to happen to women…

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Get a kindle.

Have you been to Walmart lately?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

They claim that shoplifting is at an all time high, you think maybe the inexperienced checkout people have anything to do with that?

Have you been to Walmart lately?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

They still haven't sent me my W2 for last year.

Kids - the best thing in the world

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Better than hiding behind a split rail fence

Men only want one thing

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

slippery slope.

I know this has been asked before, more or less, but I have someone praying for me, and I'd rather ...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I too have relatives that do the I'll pray for you. I thank them and accept that they don't know what else to do. If one of them asks directly for prayers and nothing else, I'll tell them I will. I tell myself I hope they get better and go on. I have done as much good as prayers would have done and no hurt feelings.

Kari Lake Files Another Lawsuit Claiming Election Fraud in Arizona.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Seems she didn't learn her lesson from being sanctioned once already, Judges are getting tired of this bullshit.

I wonder if the people who make Sharpie are going to tell him to knock that shit off.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

He keeps it up and sharpie stock is going to drop faster than twitter.

A Congresswoman Cried Begging Colleagues to Vote Against a Same-Sex Marriage Bill

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I wanted to throw up when I first saw her fake tear show.

It's almost 2023. Who can believe we're still talking about this chud?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I love the job application one.

And that's the truth!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Way more convoluted than that, but the general idea is right.

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past III

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past II

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

some past selection

By special arrangements

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

And she did that so that their heads would be in the same camera frame

Is anyone good with bird identification?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

It flies like a raven, but looks like a jay on the wire. Is that a blue back and white front?

HOW JESUS WAS INVENTED BY THE COUNCIL OF NICAEA IN 325 AD

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

If Jesus was invented by anyone rather than a night sneak, it was by Paul. There are way too many historical inconsistencies in this to address, but it reads like a disjointed conspiracy theory. Why bring in the greeks. He has the racial makeup of upper Egypt off, and to say the priests acquiesced was no different than previous pharaohs, they changed their mind as long as they would continue have the power to compel sacrifices. The whole argument about whether Jesus existed or not is immaterial. If he did, he was a carpenter turned rabbi nothing more. Using the argument that there is no mention of him in historical documents is a ridiculous, we know that at least 3/4 of Roman governors are not mentioned as well as many senators, and even at least one emperor. So why would an insignificant criminal be mentioned? As far as the "book" burnings go, Romans did that in 66-69 CE during the great diaspora in retaliation for the Jewish uprising. They literally dismantled all of Judea and burned all the property to the ground including any religious artifacts. Remember the Romans were able to disassemble complete pyramids to repurpose the stones, so this was well within the technology and capabilities. And before anyone says there should be some record, up until the 1960s in the US, one of the most advance societies on earth, there were significant people that had no record that they existed in official documents until they needed a driver's license, tried to join the military or were required to get a social security card. Children were not required to get a SS card until the late 1990s. All this documentation stuff is very modern.

But what's the rush? I like it slow and long.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Listen to the lady, or you'll be yanking your own chain.

Remember, next time you hate your life, it's all about perspective.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I used to think people were dumb because they didn't have access to information. I was wrong.

Q: Why are the pyramids in Egypt? A: Because they were too heavy to take to the British Museum.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That's what happens when you leave your stuff in the desert.

When you join a club but don't seem to fit in no matter how much you tell them you love Hitler.....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Kanye is taller than that.

Sometimes, two monsters simply grow apart.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Tip the children and get a cat.

You have to love a thorough physician.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Finally validation on my traffic jam theory.

This one is for all the COVID, Anti Vax, MAGA Conspiracy Theorists - Relax it was all just a bad ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

If only!

Tat for tit?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Sounds like a match.

I only get morning wood

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That lying little shit, trying to get all the women. But splinters, ooh!

Questions, questions.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Amazing that the same people that laugh about 12 year olds believing in Santa,still go to church every Sunday.

Oooo, signed copies!!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That must reduce their value by a bit.

Has anyone actually ever done this?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Not on your life.

My teenage crush. Linda Rondstadt. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

She was a hottie

It is different in China

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

That is just twisted

Members, take note. We are here every day.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

You would be even more disturbed if I was nude.

DOJ prosecutors and Trump attorneys arrive for closed-door hearing on request to hold ex-president ...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

I hope the judge slaps them with $100,000 day fine until all the documents are delivered retroactive to the date of the subpoena.

Rudolph S&M

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Careful what you ask for.

He's hoping they count to 5 and leave.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

safe until they look back at the house before they drive off.

This doesn’t surprise me at all.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Just like in other facets of her life, she wants to fuck everybody.

Hallelujah

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

She just wanted to meet him face to face.

I don't know who thinks these things up, but I spit my water out all over the keyboard lol "trump ...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Hilarious

Plotting your demise....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

If you see smoke coming out of the center, run.

Holidays are fun but.....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Another reason to be fixed.

Look what you did

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Glad to have been of service.

I'll keep an eye out for ya!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

You continue to do great stuff.

Cannons can backfire, ya know. Heh.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2022:

All are on mark

No doubt looking for a gull friend.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2022:

good ones

Doesn't seem fair, does it?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

I bet he appeals

This just in...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Bet he appeals.

Happy Pearl Harbor day....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Hitler said that immediately

Some churches leave UMC through formal process; others are suing Legal action — or the threat of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Since these churches are non profits, buy law once they dissolve, all their property reverts to the annual conference per their original organiing documents. The conferences are allowing them to instead pass that property on to their successor organiztions if they pay what is oued plus two years of financial contibutions. This amounts to a few thousand for millions in property. This just one more example of Christians not wanting to live by the law of the land and just have their own way. I have no sympathy for either side . Full disclosure, I was an ordained lay speaker in the UMC and worked with the hierarchy of the church through 3 general conferences, and was a delegate to 3 different annual conference Texas, North Texas and Rio Grande

But what about love?

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Not good.

Let me explain

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

+++yep

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Post in Just for laughs or memes are us and I'll see what else we can do'

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 8

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 7

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 6

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 5

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 4

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

more 3

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

add some more

Around 700 more points to level 8. Oh boy! What mighty perks might it unlock? My mind wanders.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

I'll give you some points

I trolled this scammer 'ed3nn' who was using this identity.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Still here

It’s official.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

I always told clients that anytime you are offered early retirement, take it, otherwise the company will find a way to eliminate you without the benefits.

Visiting down under? Be careful.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

What a cute little mosquito

I met my hero...

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Good Dogg! Who's a good dogg!

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Let me be the first to congratulate you on making 8.

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

no 9

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

no 8

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

No 7

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

no 6

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

no 5

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

no 4

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

no 3

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

no 2

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

No 1

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Press on, I'm going to go for a groups of points for you

But is anybody listening?

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

just take matters in your own hands.

Happy Sunday!!! Going to my daughter's future in laws for homemade menudo! 😋

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Go coke!

Things we need to remember.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

And he did it all in less than 4 years.

There you have it

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2022:

You tell'em , shorty.

So very true lol

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Is everyone at your house all recovered?

Part II 🤡🤡🤡

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I had to blow up one to not see it, gauzy sleeve.

All free to good home 😂😂 Keeping up w Glenn and Z and Michelle , not going to be the lazy ...

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

You did good, I even got to add a few to my collection.

They are not the same any more

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

They're just trying to look purty

Former President Donald Trump on Saturday flat-out called for the "termination" of the United States...

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

He is just adding to the sedition charges that are possible, but that we know won't happen. If you don't correct the petulant child, they escalate.

A message of peace really

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Where are they when I'm in the mood?

I never missed an episode .

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I may have watch half a dozen episodes, same with dark shows

Look at the post and comments (or advertisements, rather) made by these newbies- possibly bots?

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

If you don't notice it until it has been up for 8 months, I don't think it is having much of an impact

Am I the only one who doesn't give a rat's ass about the World Cup?

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

So far I haven't watched any of the games, but the side drama is to die for,Budwiser, Iran, Fifa, Qatar none of which I care about keep getting embarrassed.

See, there's still a pole involved...

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I can relate to the slow dance.

Now that just makes sense.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Looks like someone is going to get spanked.

How did they understand each other?

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

all good, stole a few.

Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Interesting twist, got me.

Which one of U sick bastards would leave a 2 on the bathroom Floor!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

A budding writer looking for help in decorating the walls?

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Sweden, Finland, and cold weather gear.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Which one would you rather be stationed at Guam or Minot

The Pretenders. - 2000 Miles …live 1995 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I don't believe I had heard that before, thanks.

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2022:

You caught him doing something he doesn't want you to know about.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about San Francisco and robots.... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2022:

What could go wrong besides everything?

I must commend her selfless consideration for those poor unclothed ladies...

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2022:

Forgive her father, she knows not what she 's doing.

I will take the red

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2022:

White or rose

Now THAT'S a watch dog.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2022:

peanuts brittle struck home with my fractured shoulder.